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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Rose misunderstood piazza
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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Crystalline spot tattoo
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Jesus
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literally rofling
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LOL just LOL
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  08/02/12
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
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Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/25/12
cop
Crystalline spot tattoo
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Crystalline spot tattoo
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thriller rehab kitty cat
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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  08/02/12
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Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Crystalline spot tattoo
  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Sable space
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Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Aquamarine Motley State Pisswyrm
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Comical headpube
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Rose misunderstood piazza
  06/26/12
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Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Rose misunderstood piazza
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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Rose misunderstood piazza
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
drab fear-inspiring resort death wish
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
well-lubricated unholy school dragon
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
well-lubricated unholy school dragon
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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Rose misunderstood piazza
  08/03/12
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Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard
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there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
burgundy garrison
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Disrespectful hairy legs plaza
  08/21/13
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topaz medicated reading party stage
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Talented cyan sweet tailpipe

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: bistre den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: thriller rehab kitty cat

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Crystalline spot tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: blue exhilarant degenerate telephone

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Spruce regret

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: drab fear-inspiring resort death wish

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Irate Jew Liquid Oxygen

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: light fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Disrespectful hairy legs plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: learning disabled narrow-minded puppy

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: topaz medicated reading party stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: green zippy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: stimulating feces antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: stimulating feces antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Fat Ankles Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Cracking chrome sneaky criminal whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: titillating property

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Crystalline spot tattoo

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Crystalline spot tattoo

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: thriller rehab kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Electric legend scourge upon the earth

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Arousing Tan Cuckold

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty yarmulke

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Crystalline spot tattoo

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: startling dun mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Crystalline spot tattoo

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: burgundy garrison

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser slippery nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Sable space

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine Motley State Pisswyrm

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Comical headpube

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy translucent associate site

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Lime Sanctuary Sandwich

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: laughsome parlour

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: drab fear-inspiring resort death wish

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: pearly pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Sienna erotic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: laughsome parlour

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: dashing sooty university sound barrier

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: pearly pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Free-loading boyish foreskin half-breed

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: pearly pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Rose misunderstood piazza

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Disrespectful hairy legs plaza

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Disrespectful hairy legs plaza

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: burgundy garrison

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Disrespectful hairy legs plaza

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: topaz medicated reading party stage

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: burgundy garrison

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: cerebral internet-worthy theatre background story

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic principal's office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Vivacious Olive Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: adventurous brass office

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: topaz medicated reading party stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: hateful church deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: violent vigorous place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: violent vigorous place of business

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: violet filthy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring national

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Silver Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay lay generalized bond

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: histrionic mischievous sex offender trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Peach new version shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Odious iridescent theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed gaping

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: metal useless brakes legal warrant

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Silver Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated unholy school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Silver Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted community account set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy translucent associate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: excitant carnelian ceo public bath

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: duck-like nubile coffee pot hospital

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Diverse filthpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy translucent associate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged underhanded business firm mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Startled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: coral multi-colored gas station preventive strike

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Brilliant arrogant round eye senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hyperactive Forum Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Cracking chrome sneaky criminal whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: fighting aqua affirmative action orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: poppy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964828)