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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
180 Light Toaster
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Racy cruel-hearted brunch
  07/09/12
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laughsome casino
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
motley henna school circlehead
  07/09/12
Are you male?
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
motley henna school circlehead
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
motley henna school circlehead
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Cordovan Rehab
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Cordovan Rehab
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Floppy bawdyhouse goyim
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Floppy bawdyhouse goyim
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Floppy bawdyhouse goyim
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Red Cruise Ship
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
talented free-loading chapel coldplay fan
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Offensive ticket booth
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
razzmatazz maniacal crackhouse
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
swashbuckling rigor
  07/09/12
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laughsome casino
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
motley henna school circlehead
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
stfu
swashbuckling rigor
  07/09/12
180
Frum bistre locus
  07/09/12
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Vivacious Brindle Hospital Doctorate
  07/13/12
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wonderful magical mental disorder
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
marvelous sexy karate
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
marvelous sexy karate
  07/09/12
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Dashing national
  07/04/19
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laughsome casino
  07/13/12
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Dashing national
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
sapphire exhilarant orchestra pit sex offender
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
out-of-control provocative half-breed
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
vermilion razzle tattoo
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
out-of-control provocative half-breed
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Learning disabled piazza fortuitous meteor
  03/04/25
lol kike
wonderful magical mental disorder
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Alcoholic rose hissy fit school cafeteria
  07/04/19
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Heady aquamarine garrison brethren
  08/10/22
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mischievous ivory puppy
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Ruddy indian lodge blood rage
  07/24/24
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jet stage
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Angry chartreuse church building new version
  09/22/24
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Learning disabled piazza fortuitous meteor
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
boyish range
  03/04/25
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frozen stain faggot firefighter
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: 180 Light Toaster

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Racy cruel-hearted brunch

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: laughsome casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: motley henna school circlehead

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: motley henna school circlehead

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: motley henna school circlehead

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Cordovan Rehab

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Cordovan Rehab

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Floppy bawdyhouse goyim

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Floppy bawdyhouse goyim

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy bawdyhouse goyim

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Red Cruise Ship

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: talented free-loading chapel coldplay fan

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Offensive ticket booth

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal crackhouse

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling rigor

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: laughsome casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: motley henna school circlehead

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling rigor

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Frum bistre locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Brindle Hospital Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: wonderful magical mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: marvelous sexy karate

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: trip splenetic skinny woman yarmulke

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: marvelous sexy karate

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Dashing national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: laughsome casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Dashing national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: sapphire exhilarant orchestra pit sex offender

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: out-of-control provocative half-breed

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: vermilion razzle tattoo

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: out-of-control provocative half-breed

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Learning disabled piazza fortuitous meteor

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: wonderful magical mental disorder

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic rose hissy fit school cafeteria

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Heady aquamarine garrison brethren



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: mischievous ivory puppy



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Ruddy indian lodge blood rage

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: jet stage



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Angry chartreuse church building new version

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Learning disabled piazza fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: boyish range

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2Elisa#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: frozen stain faggot firefighter



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