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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
charcoal potus
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
charcoal potus
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
charcoal potus
  10/03/12
dat racis
concupiscible space preventive strike
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Stirring lay
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Blathering Hateful Legal Warrant Principal's Office
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
demanding boiling water
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
arousing azn mexican
  10/11/12
180
mind-boggling main people parlour
  10/22/12
jesus....
Motley Becky
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
vivacious bright filthpig
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
vivacious bright filthpig
  12/22/15
still glad
vivacious bright filthpig
  05/30/16
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supple center
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Abnormal parlor
  10/03/12
prescient
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  10/30/12
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Vibrant crimson home dog poop
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Medicated brunch macaca
  10/20/14
lol
Stimulating insane personal credit line
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Misunderstood Queen Of The Night
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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  10/31/12
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plum pea-brained house
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swashbuckling grizzly codepig boistinker
  03/07/17
The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
slimy vermilion heaven immigrant
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Rusted floppy travel guidebook
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
exciting filthy love of her life
  12/09/12
haha ty
trip indian lodge
  12/27/12
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sticky cuckold
  05/25/23
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sticky cuckold
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
racy set mood
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Abnormal parlor
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
carmine stead associate
  10/04/12
170
Garnet razzle-dazzle national
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Cracking green goal in life half-breed
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Abnormal parlor
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
180 carnelian stain bbw
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Abnormal parlor
  10/11/12
180
Cracking green goal in life half-breed
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Abnormal parlor
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Abnormal parlor
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
fragrant sinister pisswyrm candlestick maker
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Abnormal parlor
  10/22/12
180
Curious corner goyim
  11/10/12
this was underrated
Buff Boyish Gaping Death Wish
  11/17/13
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Aromatic alpha
  03/08/17
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Aphrodisiac slap-happy location
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
disrespectful site
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Zombie-like cocky digit ratio
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Abnormal parlor
  10/22/12
lol
supple center
  10/23/12
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Abnormal parlor
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Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
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Abnormal parlor
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Abnormal parlor
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Abnormal parlor
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Abnormal parlor
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Abnormal parlor
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Abnormal parlor
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
Well-lubricated Resort Dragon
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Abnormal parlor
  10/30/12
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erotic hominid range
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Garnet razzle-dazzle national
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Abnormal parlor
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Abnormal parlor
  10/31/12
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Abnormal parlor
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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Curious corner goyim
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
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Dead shrine wagecucks
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
marvelous unholy stage turdskin
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
gold gas station halford
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Abnormal parlor
  11/02/12
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Abnormal parlor
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Abnormal parlor
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  03/07/17
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mind-boggling main people parlour
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Abnormal parlor
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Abnormal parlor
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Abnormal parlor
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Abnormal parlor
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Abnormal parlor
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Abnormal parlor
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Abnormal parlor
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Talented generalized bond
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
abusive crotch
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
charcoal potus
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
disrespectful site
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Abnormal parlor
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Confused factory reset button marketing idea
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Abnormal parlor
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
drab heady library old irish cottage
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
passionate aquamarine senate
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Abnormal parlor
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Talented generalized bond
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  12/04/12
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opaque soul-stirring field
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Sadistic fighting idea he suggested
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Contagious shitlib temple
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
buck-toothed vigorous water buffalo
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Blathering Hateful Legal Warrant Principal's Office
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
Awkward base
  12/05/12
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Talented generalized bond
  12/09/12
Lies
flatulent hairraiser nursing home
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Talented generalized bond
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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Curious corner goyim
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
exciting filthy love of her life
  12/09/12
180.
Abnormal parlor
  12/09/12
lol
bateful antidepressant drug casino
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
Claret Glittery Abode
  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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  12/16/12
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Startled Black Psychic Jew
  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Vibrant crimson home dog poop
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Abnormal parlor
  01/12/13
Update?
sticky cuckold
  02/04/13
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swollen pocket flask keepsake machete
  02/08/13
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sticky cuckold
  02/08/13
Second page!?
fragrant sinister pisswyrm candlestick maker
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
sticky cuckold
  04/16/13
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opaque soul-stirring field
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charismatic dilemma
  06/24/13
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Dead shrine wagecucks
  06/25/13
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underhanded glassy station toaster
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
Provocative hilarious pervert market
  07/08/13
update?
Red startling stag film pozpig
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Abnormal parlor
  08/17/13
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beta umber whorehouse background story
  10/07/13
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Learning disabled rigor roommate
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
jade nudist church
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
doobsian genital piercing
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Aphrodisiac slap-happy location
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underhanded glassy station toaster
  12/11/13
Any updates?
big cordovan theater stage
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jet gaped step-uncle's house
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Buff Boyish Gaping Death Wish
  03/11/14
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mind-boggling main people parlour
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sticky cuckold
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
Lascivious plaza
  10/20/14
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spectacular bronze knife address
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Provocative hilarious pervert market
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
erotic hominid range
  02/12/15
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sticky cuckold
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
erotic hominid range
  02/12/15
lets do this
buck-toothed vigorous water buffalo
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
poppy mad-dog skullcap
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
flatulent hairraiser nursing home
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
poppy mad-dog skullcap
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big cordovan theater stage
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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Splenetic rigpig
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Medicated brunch macaca
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180
plum pea-brained house
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Nubile irradiated black woman
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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sticky cuckold
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Blathering Hateful Legal Warrant Principal's Office
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Dull cerebral regret locus
  01/05/20
Update?
beta umber whorehouse background story
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
alcoholic state selfie
  03/20/21
the latest?
sticky cuckold
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
Dull cerebral regret locus
  03/20/21
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sticky cuckold
  03/20/21
update?
sticky cuckold
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
Twisted area
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razzmatazz unhinged kitchen lettuce
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He impregnated the hippo
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sticky cuckold
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fiercely-loyal amethyst trump supporter
  06/24/21
where are we on this?
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  12/20/21
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insanely creepy light spot national security agency
  03/12/22
somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
Diverse sanctuary
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sticky cuckold
  03/30/22
update?
Learning disabled rigor roommate
  10/18/22
I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, n...
cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate
  10/18/22
Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a s...
Learning disabled rigor roommate
  10/18/22
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sticky cuckold
  10/18/22
This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot poss...
cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate
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OP died
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insanely creepy light spot national security agency
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: charcoal potus

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: charcoal potus

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: charcoal potus

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: concupiscible space preventive strike

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Stirring lay

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Blathering Hateful Legal Warrant Principal's Office

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: demanding boiling water

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: arousing azn mexican

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling main people parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Motley Becky

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: vivacious bright filthpig

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: vivacious bright filthpig

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: vivacious bright filthpig

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: supple center



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Medicated brunch macaca



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Stimulating insane personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood Queen Of The Night

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Clear wonderful public bath

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: plum pea-brained house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling grizzly codepig boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: slimy vermilion heaven immigrant

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Rusted floppy travel guidebook

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: exciting filthy love of her life

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: trip indian lodge

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: racy set mood

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: carmine stead associate

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle national

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Cracking green goal in life half-breed

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: 180 carnelian stain bbw

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Cracking green goal in life half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: fragrant sinister pisswyrm candlestick maker

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Curious corner goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Buff Boyish Gaping Death Wish

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Aromatic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slap-happy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: disrespectful site

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like cocky digit ratio

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: supple center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Talented generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Resort Dragon

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: erotic hominid range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle national

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: tripping chad tanning salon

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Curious corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Dead shrine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: marvelous unholy stage turdskin

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: gold gas station halford

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling main people parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Talented generalized bond

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Talented generalized bond

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Talented generalized bond

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Talented generalized bond

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Talented generalized bond

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Talented generalized bond

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Talented generalized bond

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Talented generalized bond

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: abusive crotch

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: charcoal potus

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: disrespectful site

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Confused factory reset button marketing idea

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: drab heady library old irish cottage

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: passionate aquamarine senate

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Talented generalized bond

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: odious rose voyeur theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: opaque soul-stirring field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Sadistic fighting idea he suggested

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: hideous slippery roast beef school cafeteria

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Contagious shitlib temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed vigorous water buffalo

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Blathering Hateful Legal Warrant Principal's Office

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Awkward base

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Talented generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: flatulent hairraiser nursing home

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Talented generalized bond

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: spectacular bronze knife address

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy domesticated coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Curious corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: exciting filthy love of her life

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: bateful antidepressant drug casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Claret Glittery Abode

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous internal respiration

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Startled Black Psychic Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Vibrant crimson home dog poop

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: sticky cuckold

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: swollen pocket flask keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: fragrant sinister pisswyrm candlestick maker

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: sticky cuckold

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: opaque soul-stirring field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: charismatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Dead shrine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: underhanded glassy station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Provocative hilarious pervert market

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Red startling stag film pozpig

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Abnormal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: beta umber whorehouse background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Learning disabled rigor roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: jade nudist church

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: doobsian genital piercing

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slap-happy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: underhanded glassy station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: big cordovan theater stage

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: jet gaped step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Buff Boyish Gaping Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling main people parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Lascivious plaza

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: spectacular bronze knife address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Provocative hilarious pervert market

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: erotic hominid range

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: erotic hominid range

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed vigorous water buffalo

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: poppy mad-dog skullcap

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: flatulent hairraiser nursing home

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: poppy mad-dog skullcap

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: big cordovan theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Violent titillating prole rehab

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Splenetic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Medicated brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: plum pea-brained house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Nubile irradiated black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: costumed anal property

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slap-happy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Federal dashing theatre athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Curious corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Olive Bat Shit Crazy Chapel Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Splenetic rigpig

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: bistre hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Blathering Hateful Legal Warrant Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Dull cerebral regret locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: beta umber whorehouse background story

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: alcoholic state selfie

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: sticky cuckold

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Dull cerebral regret locus

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: sticky cuckold

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Twisted area

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz unhinged kitchen lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Saffron rambunctious new version

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: misanthropic appetizing scourge upon the earth menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal amethyst trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: sticky cuckold

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy light spot national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Diverse sanctuary

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Learning disabled rigor roommate

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Learning disabled rigor roommate

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: cerise free-loading cruise ship degenerate

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Dull cerebral regret locus

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: french godawful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Useless feces headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: yapping twinkling idiot ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: infuriating up-to-no-good stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: sticky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy light spot national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: sticky cuckold

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#50112233)