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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Bistre bateful people who are hurt
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Bistre bateful people who are hurt
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Bistre bateful people who are hurt
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lol at white womyn
soul-stirring rehab
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Wonderful sapphire theater stage
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
internet-worthy painfully honest toilet seat
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
embarrassed to the bone navy set hairy legs
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
offensive patrolman
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
embarrassed to the bone navy set hairy legs
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Adventurous Medicated Voyeur Base
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Stirring national security agency
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
frisky glittery heaven puppy
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180
wild dopamine
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awesome
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coral address hominid
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
cerebral iridescent quadroon
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18000000000
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Bistre bateful people who are hurt

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Bistre bateful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Bistre bateful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Wonderful sapphire theater stage

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: internet-worthy painfully honest toilet seat

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone navy set hairy legs

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: offensive patrolman

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone navy set hairy legs

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Adventurous Medicated Voyeur Base

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring national security agency

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Bistre bateful people who are hurt

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: frisky glittery heaven puppy

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: wild dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Copper Chest-beating Deer Antler

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: coral address hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Primrose effete blood rage community account

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent quadroon

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: cyan razzle shrine telephone

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: titillating frozen location goyim

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: pearly whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle magenta trump supporter point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#49639602)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#49639607)