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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
tell me
soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
federal senate
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Irradiated mediation
  12/28/13
fucking lol
clear locus
  05/12/15
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Swashbuckling meetinghouse turdskin
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  12/11/24
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opaque nowag dopamine
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
razzle crotch
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
out-of-control fishy candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lmao
soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder
  05/12/15
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
razzle crotch
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Sable heady giraffe sex offender
  08/14/13
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Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Floppy disrespectful people who are hurt dysfunction
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
rofl
soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder
  08/14/13
180
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
rofl
Insanely Creepy Gas Station Black Woman
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Territorial menage
  08/14/13
lol
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  08/12/25
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Unhinged temple
  08/14/13
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Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
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Unhinged temple
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
out-of-control fishy candlestick maker
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Unhinged temple
  08/14/13
best of thread
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
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Lake place of business
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Lake place of business
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
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Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
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Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
sapphire stage
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
out-of-control fishy candlestick maker
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder
  08/14/13
180
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Stubborn School
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Carmine generalized bond
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dashing mexican rigpig
  08/17/13
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clear locus
  01/19/16
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azure exhilarant university
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Spectacular parlour kitty
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
lol
umber diverse house
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Unhinged temple
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Onyx Faggot Firefighter Home
  08/14/13
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Maniacal garrison
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Unhinged temple
  08/14/13
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deranged legend knife
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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  08/14/13
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Frozen institution
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Floppy disrespectful people who are hurt dysfunction
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Floppy disrespectful people who are hurt dysfunction
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Odious Rambunctious Church
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
burgundy haunting rigor
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Frozen institution
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
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gold really tough guy
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Bisexual cerise idiot karate
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
whatever
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
indigo abode
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Unhinged temple
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
lol
Milky public bath internal respiration
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
180
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
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Massive goyim
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Unhinged temple
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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  08/14/13
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Metal Tripping Puppy Cumskin
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
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Chestnut Pistol Field
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Milky public bath internal respiration
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
wine affirmative action headpube
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Know-it-all mood
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
fragrant cuck
  08/14/13
165
violent brilliant travel guidebook
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
lmao
Stirring talking jap lay
  08/14/13
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gold really tough guy
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Vivacious idiotic stage weed whacker
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
buff passionate state
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
dashing mexican rigpig
  08/14/13
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Metal Tripping Puppy Cumskin
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
Pics?
red bbw
  08/14/13
link?
slimy primrose milk
  08/17/13
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soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
talented gaping
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Fuchsia Cerebral Rehab
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
aquamarine hateful parlor
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
glittery hideous stock car trailer park
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
glittery hideous stock car trailer park
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
glittery hideous stock car trailer park
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
180 smoky tank
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Claret mind-boggling immigrant
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
glittery hideous stock car trailer park
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
deep athletic conference dilemma
  08/14/13
Underrated
violent brilliant travel guidebook
  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Claret mind-boggling immigrant
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
deep athletic conference dilemma
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
bat-shit-crazy soggy station
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
aphrodisiac turquoise den
  08/14/13
lol
Cobalt Nibblets Set
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
aphrodisiac turquoise den
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Cobalt Nibblets Set
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
aphrodisiac turquoise den
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Claret mind-boggling immigrant
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Apoplectic bateful boltzmann trump supporter
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Frozen institution
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
glassy water buffalo goal in life
  08/14/13
180
Charismatic chrome mad cow disease
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Cobalt Nibblets Set
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Carmine generalized bond
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Cobalt Nibblets Set
  08/14/13
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khaki son of senegal
  08/14/13
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wonderful sienna circlehead library
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180
glittery hideous stock car trailer park
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deep athletic conference dilemma
  08/15/13
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aquamarine hateful parlor
  08/17/13
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arousing hospital digit ratio
  09/11/13
Lmao
vigorous range gay wizard
  06/07/17
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Nofapping cream ratface antidepressant drug
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
ultramarine cuckold
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
khaki son of senegal
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Thirsty shrine
  08/14/13
lol
glittery hideous stock car trailer park
  08/14/13
...
Drunken bronze quadroon
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Flesh flickering international law enforcement agency piazza
  08/17/13
poignant
Galvanic Demanding Patrolman Principal's Office
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
fiercely-loyal tan idea he suggested indirect expression
  08/17/13
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khaki son of senegal
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
arousing hospital digit ratio
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
cyan racy heaven
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
bat-shit-crazy soggy station
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Irradiated mediation
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
twinkling jew sandwich
  12/28/13
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Pearly dead pervert
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Henna Masturbator
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Mauve space doctorate
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Brass Startled Factory Reset Button
  03/10/14
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clear locus
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Onyx Faggot Firefighter Home
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boyish toilet seat
  01/19/16
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Carmine generalized bond
  10/25/17
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slimy primrose milk
  11/29/15
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slimy primrose milk
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clear locus
  01/05/16
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slimy primrose milk
  03/13/16
I want pizza
contagious crackhouse
  06/07/17
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boyish toilet seat
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...
dashing mexican rigpig
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
crusty crawly roast beef
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
supple property
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
crusty crawly roast beef
  07/18/18
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Mildly autistic concupiscible corner
  04/30/19
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slimy primrose milk
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slimy primrose milk
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aromatic brunch french chef
  07/11/20
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Mildly autistic concupiscible corner
  12/16/21
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Mildly autistic concupiscible corner
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: federal senate

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Irradiated mediation

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: clear locus

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling meetinghouse turdskin



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Mint infuriating address skinny woman

so underrated

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: fragrant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Pontificating Therapy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: opaque nowag dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Nofapping cream ratface antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: very tactful aggressive market dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: opaque nowag dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: razzle crotch

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: out-of-control fishy candlestick maker

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: slimy primrose milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: razzle crotch

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Sable heady giraffe sex offender

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Floppy disrespectful people who are hurt dysfunction

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Gas Station Black Woman

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Territorial menage

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Nibblets Set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Carmine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: honey-headed trip genital piercing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Mildly autistic concupiscible corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Pontificating Therapy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Nofapping cream ratface antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Unhinged temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Unhinged temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: out-of-control fishy candlestick maker

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Unhinged temple

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Lake place of business

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: sapphire stage

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: out-of-control fishy candlestick maker

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Spectacular parlour kitty

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Milky public bath internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Stubborn School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Carmine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: clear locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: azure exhilarant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Spectacular parlour kitty

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: umber diverse house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Unhinged temple

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Onyx Faggot Firefighter Home

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Maniacal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Unhinged temple

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: deranged legend knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: cyan racy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: cyan racy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic concupiscible corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Frozen institution

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Floppy disrespectful people who are hurt dysfunction

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Floppy disrespectful people who are hurt dysfunction

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Odious Rambunctious Church

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: burgundy haunting rigor

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Frozen institution

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: gold really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bisexual cerise idiot karate

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: indigo abode

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Unhinged temple

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Milky public bath internal respiration

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Massive goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Unhinged temple

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Metal Tripping Puppy Cumskin

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Metal Tripping Puppy Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Chestnut Pistol Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Milky public bath internal respiration

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: wine affirmative action headpube

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all mood

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: fragrant cuck

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: violent brilliant travel guidebook

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Stirring talking jap lay

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: gold really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Vivacious idiotic stage weed whacker

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: buff passionate state

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Metal Tripping Puppy Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: red bbw

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: slimy primrose milk

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring cowardly mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: talented gaping

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Fuchsia Cerebral Rehab

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: aquamarine hateful parlor

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: glittery hideous stock car trailer park

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: glittery hideous stock car trailer park

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: glittery hideous stock car trailer park

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: 180 smoky tank

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Claret mind-boggling immigrant

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: glittery hideous stock car trailer park

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: deep athletic conference dilemma

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: violent brilliant travel guidebook

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: honey-headed trip genital piercing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Claret mind-boggling immigrant

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: deep athletic conference dilemma

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy soggy station

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed amber ticket booth double fault

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac turquoise den

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cobalt Nibblets Set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac turquoise den

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Cobalt Nibblets Set

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac turquoise den

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Claret mind-boggling immigrant

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Apoplectic bateful boltzmann trump supporter

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Frozen institution

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: glassy water buffalo goal in life

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Charismatic chrome mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Cobalt Nibblets Set

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Carmine generalized bond

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Cobalt Nibblets Set

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: khaki son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: wonderful sienna circlehead library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: glittery hideous stock car trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: deep athletic conference dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: aquamarine hateful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: arousing hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: vigorous range gay wizard

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Nofapping cream ratface antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: ultramarine cuckold

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: khaki son of senegal

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Thirsty shrine

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: glittery hideous stock car trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Drunken bronze quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: olive rough-skinned nursing home volcanic crater

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nubile Business Firm Tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: curious canary pocket flask cruise ship

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Flesh flickering international law enforcement agency piazza

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Demanding Patrolman Principal's Office

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tan idea he suggested indirect expression

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: khaki son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: arousing hospital digit ratio

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: cyan racy heaven

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy soggy station

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Irradiated mediation

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: twinkling jew sandwich

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Pearly dead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Henna Masturbator

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Mauve space doctorate

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Brass Startled Factory Reset Button

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: clear locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Onyx Faggot Firefighter Home

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: boyish toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Carmine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: slimy primrose milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: slimy primrose milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: clear locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: slimy primrose milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: contagious crackhouse

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: boyish toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: dashing mexican rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: crusty crawly roast beef

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: supple property

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: crusty crawly roast beef

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic concupiscible corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: slimy primrose milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: slimy primrose milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: aromatic brunch french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Mildly autistic concupiscible corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic concupiscible corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#44198924)