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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
tell me
Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
lol tyft
vivacious church building
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Crimson Shitlib
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
180 school cafeteria cumskin
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Jade den
  08/14/13
lmao
Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage
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Maroon scourge upon the earth
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Exciting forum circlehead
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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vivacious church building
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Stirring macaca lay
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage
  08/14/13
180
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
lol
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Jade den
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
blue rebellious partner space
  08/14/13
best of thread
stubborn depressive blood rage
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Hideous lettuce fat ankles
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Maroon scourge upon the earth
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Maroon scourge upon the earth
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
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vivacious church building
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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vivacious church building
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
vivacious church building
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Sticky Meetinghouse Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Jade den
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Lascivious Grizzly Locus
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
blue rebellious partner space
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Hairraiser Multi-billionaire
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Silver bateful mexican
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
brass hairy legs locale
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
stubborn depressive blood rage
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Rusted exhilarant nursing home
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Deranged Garrison
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Silver bateful mexican
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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Silver bateful mexican
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Silver bateful mexican
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Silver bateful mexican
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Silver bateful mexican
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
vivacious church building
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
vivacious church building
  08/14/13
whatever
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Fishy judgmental cuckold station
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
blue rebellious partner space
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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  08/14/13
lol
Costumed Incel
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
180
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
blue rebellious partner space
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Hateful Kitty
  08/14/13
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Hateful Kitty
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
lol tyft
vivacious church building
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
vivacious church building
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
stubborn depressive blood rage
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Drunken Multi-colored National Persian
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Costumed Incel
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Scarlet Vibrant Chad
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Razzle-dazzle son of senegal
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Mischievous Corner
  08/14/13
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Talented beta house queen of the night
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
lmao
vivacious church building
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
amber hyperventilating gas station
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Stirring macaca lay
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Stirring macaca lay
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Hateful Kitty
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
Pics?
Avocado place of business
  08/14/13
link?
Thriller Generalized Bond
  08/17/13
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Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
at-the-ready lilac water buffalo
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
milky contagious wagecucks internal respiration
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
glittery really tough guy
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
black arousing cruise ship pistol
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
black arousing cruise ship pistol
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
black arousing cruise ship pistol
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
stubborn depressive blood rage
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
french office
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
black arousing cruise ship pistol
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
flushed university tank
  08/14/13
Underrated
Talented beta house queen of the night
  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
french office
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
flushed university tank
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Mentally impaired marvelous bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Hideous lettuce fat ankles
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
comical tan new version personal credit line
  08/14/13
lol
Big-titted Abode
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
comical tan new version personal credit line
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Big-titted Abode
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
comical tan new version personal credit line
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
french office
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
concupiscible tattoo potus
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
twinkling sick shrine nowag
  08/14/13
180
abusive factory reset button
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Big-titted Abode
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
shaky rambunctious boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Big-titted Abode
  08/14/13
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Submissive feces telephone
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Aphrodisiac charcoal stag film
  08/14/13
180
black arousing cruise ship pistol
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flushed university tank
  08/15/13
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glittery really tough guy
  08/17/13
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navy dog poop
  09/11/13
Lmao
irradiated school
  06/07/17
...
Soul-stirring sexy gunner property
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Amethyst pervert boltzmann
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Submissive feces telephone
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Bossy unhinged sex offender
  08/14/13
lol
black arousing cruise ship pistol
  08/14/13
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Turquoise field laser beams
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
ungodly roast beef striped hyena
  08/14/13
180
Poppy rough-skinned clown
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Misanthropic round eye wrinkle
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
diverse adulterous resort
  08/17/13
poignant
chartreuse plaza
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Twisted Flickering Karate
  08/17/13
...
Submissive feces telephone
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
navy dog poop
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Violet Galvanic Piazza Sound Barrier
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Mentally impaired marvelous bawdyhouse
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
180 school cafeteria cumskin
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
chocolate heady range toaster
  12/28/13
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Aromatic Principal's Office Hissy Fit
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Self-absorbed Pit
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
magenta base
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
glassy parlor halford
  03/10/14
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titillating turdskin
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Hairraiser Multi-billionaire
  05/12/15
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rose parlour organic girlfriend
  01/19/16
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shaky rambunctious boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/25/17
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Thriller Generalized Bond
  11/29/15
...
Thriller Generalized Bond
  12/23/15
...
titillating turdskin
  01/05/16
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Thriller Generalized Bond
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Charismatic Jap
  06/07/17
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rose parlour organic girlfriend
  09/22/17
...
Stirring macaca lay
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Citrine affirmative action
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Histrionic pozpig
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Citrine affirmative action
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big henna mood
  04/30/19
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Thriller Generalized Bond
  06/21/20
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Thriller Generalized Bond
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big henna mood
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vivacious church building

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Crimson Shitlib

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria cumskin

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: titillating turdskin

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: coral flirting pocket flask



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Fluffy hall

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: excitant police squad library



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Mischievous Corner



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Maroon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Nubile Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy gunner property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Gold razzle headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Exciting forum circlehead

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Jade den

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Thriller Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Maroon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Exciting forum circlehead

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: curious area genital piercing

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: vivacious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: brass hairy legs locale

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: alcoholic voyeur

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Flesh Well-lubricated Center Masturbator

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Big-titted Abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: shaky rambunctious boistinker mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: excitant police squad library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: big henna mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Vengeful Double Fault Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy gunner property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: blue rebellious partner space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: vivacious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: blue rebellious partner space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Jade den

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: blue rebellious partner space

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Maroon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Maroon scourge upon the earth

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vivacious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vivacious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vivacious church building

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Sticky Meetinghouse Digit Ratio

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Jade den

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Lascivious Grizzly Locus

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Costumed Incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: appetizing zippy home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: shaky rambunctious boistinker mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: titillating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: laughsome volcanic crater address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Lascivious Grizzly Locus

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: emerald yapping brunch candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: blue rebellious partner space

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Multi-billionaire

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: House-broken stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: blue rebellious partner space

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: salmon duck-like ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Violet Galvanic Piazza Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Violet Galvanic Piazza Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: big henna mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling sanctuary

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: brass hairy legs locale

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: brass hairy legs locale

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Rusted exhilarant nursing home

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Deranged Garrison

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling sanctuary

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: electric thirsty antidepressant drug legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Silver bateful mexican

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: vivacious church building

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: vivacious church building

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Fishy judgmental cuckold station

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: blue rebellious partner space

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Costumed Incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: primrose odious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: blue rebellious partner space

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Hateful Kitty

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hateful Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: vivacious church building

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: vivacious church building

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Drunken Multi-colored National Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Costumed Incel

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Scarlet Vibrant Chad

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle son of senegal

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Mischievous Corner

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Talented beta house queen of the night

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: vivacious church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: electric thirsty antidepressant drug legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: amber hyperventilating gas station

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: motley tantric native psychic

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Stirring macaca lay

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Hateful Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Avocado place of business

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Thriller Generalized Bond

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Nighttime Stimulating Private Investor Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready lilac water buffalo

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: milky contagious wagecucks internal respiration

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: glittery really tough guy

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: black arousing cruise ship pistol

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: black arousing cruise ship pistol

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: black arousing cruise ship pistol

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: stubborn depressive blood rage

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: french office

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: black arousing cruise ship pistol

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: flushed university tank

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Talented beta house queen of the night

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: excitant police squad library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: french office

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: flushed university tank

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Mentally impaired marvelous bawdyhouse

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Hideous lettuce fat ankles

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: comical tan new version personal credit line

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Big-titted Abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: comical tan new version personal credit line

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Big-titted Abode

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: comical tan new version personal credit line

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: french office

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: concupiscible tattoo potus

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling sanctuary

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: twinkling sick shrine nowag

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: abusive factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Big-titted Abode

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: shaky rambunctious boistinker mad-dog skullcap

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Big-titted Abode

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Submissive feces telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac charcoal stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: black arousing cruise ship pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: flushed university tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: glittery really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: navy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: irradiated school

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy gunner property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Amethyst pervert boltzmann

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Submissive feces telephone

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Bossy unhinged sex offender

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: black arousing cruise ship pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Turquoise field laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: ungodly roast beef striped hyena

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Poppy rough-skinned clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic round eye wrinkle

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: diverse adulterous resort

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: chartreuse plaza

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Twisted Flickering Karate

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Submissive feces telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: navy dog poop

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Violet Galvanic Piazza Sound Barrier

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired marvelous bawdyhouse

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria cumskin

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: chocolate heady range toaster

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Principal's Office Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Pit

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: magenta base

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: glassy parlor halford

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: titillating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser Multi-billionaire

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: rose parlour organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: shaky rambunctious boistinker mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Thriller Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Thriller Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: titillating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Thriller Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Jap

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: rose parlour organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring macaca lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Citrine affirmative action

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Histrionic pozpig

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Citrine affirmative action

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: big henna mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Thriller Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Thriller Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: boyish slate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: big henna mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: big henna mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#44198924)