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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
tell me
Cowardly Pink Set
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
angry indian lodge keepsake machete
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
avocado temple
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Cerise Nudist Main People
  05/12/15
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diverse gunner theatre
  05/12/15
so underrated
stimulating self-absorbed meetinghouse
  01/19/16
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Cruel-hearted flirting useless brakes
  06/07/17
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cracking shivering public bath
  03/31/18
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deep cuckoldry market
  07/18/18
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Smoky internet-worthy brunch deer antler
  07/18/18
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Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  12/16/21
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Disturbing Locale
  02/16/23
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naked glittery stain native
  12/11/24
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Gay Address Persian
  06/11/25
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
hateful partner theater
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Pearly half-breed location
  08/14/13
lmao
Cowardly Pink Set
  05/12/15
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Awkward Codepig Telephone
  12/11/24
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naked glittery stain native
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
hateful partner theater
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
ungodly submissive point
  08/14/13
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Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
white quadroon hairy legs
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
rofl
Cowardly Pink Set
  08/14/13
180
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
rofl
At-the-ready pocket flask
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
aqua chapel athletic conference
  08/14/13
lol
Orange stage toaster
  08/14/13
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Comical talking center idea he suggested
  08/14/13
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Cruel-hearted flirting useless brakes
  03/10/14
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carnelian stead mad cow disease
  03/24/21
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Disturbing Locale
  02/16/23
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
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Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib
  08/14/13
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Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
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Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Pearly half-breed location
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib
  08/14/13
best of thread
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
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Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
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naked glittery stain native
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
naked glittery stain native
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
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Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
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Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Bateful Office Electric Furnace
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Pearly half-breed location
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
magenta dilemma
  08/14/13
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Cowardly Pink Set
  08/14/13
180
Amethyst razzmatazz property potus
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cyan national security agency kitty cat
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Comical talking center idea he suggested
  08/15/13
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drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/17/13
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Cerise Nudist Main People
  01/19/16
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cracking shivering public bath
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
magenta dilemma
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
lol
disrespectful ruby spot antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
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Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Bespoke useless business firm karate
  08/14/13
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Irate filthpig corn cake
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib
  08/14/13
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house-broken boltzmann
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
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Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
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crusty pearl international law enforcement agency
  09/11/13
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crusty pearl international law enforcement agency
  02/16/23
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carnelian stead mad cow disease
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
stubborn institution
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
white quadroon hairy legs
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
white quadroon hairy legs
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Mustard Resort Philosopher-king
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
transparent impressive mexican
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
stubborn institution
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
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Glassy Flickering Cruise Ship Gaping
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Burgundy therapy menage
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
whatever
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
rough-skinned area
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
lol
Amethyst razzmatazz property potus
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
180
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
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henna gaped multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Cheese-eating legal warrant
  08/14/13
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Cheese-eating legal warrant
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
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Emerald Station Voyeur
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Amethyst razzmatazz property potus
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Contagious Deranged Double Fault Sanctuary
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Tan pistol
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles
  08/14/13
165
Boyish obsidian tattoo
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
lmao
Talented pungent trust fund
  08/14/13
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Glassy Flickering Cruise Ship Gaping
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Slippery senate
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Effete cumskin
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
drab judgmental associate dragon
  08/14/13
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Cheese-eating legal warrant
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
Pics?
Chrome supple depressive goal in life
  08/14/13
link?
Awkward Codepig Telephone
  08/17/13
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Cowardly Pink Set
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
coiffed sooty masturbator heaven
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Elite Cocky Kitchen Really Tough Guy
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Passionate coral turdskin
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
haunting titillating school
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
haunting titillating school
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
haunting titillating school
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
thirsty pit clown
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Frozen lime den
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
haunting titillating school
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
iridescent unhinged nursing home faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
Underrated
Boyish obsidian tattoo
  08/15/13
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Cruel-hearted flirting useless brakes
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Frozen lime den
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
iridescent unhinged nursing home faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
soggy yarmulke
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Metal principal's office
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Salmon Arousing Halford State
  08/14/13
lol
Orange stage toaster
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Salmon Arousing Halford State
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Orange stage toaster
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Salmon Arousing Halford State
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Frozen lime den
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
rose foreskin
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
stubborn institution
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Balding forum
  08/14/13
180
Spruce roommate cuck
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Orange stage toaster
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Comical talking center idea he suggested
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Orange stage toaster
  08/14/13
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Lavender appetizing whorehouse son of senegal
  08/14/13
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Brindle Mediation House
  08/14/13
180
haunting titillating school
  08/14/13
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iridescent unhinged nursing home faggot firefighter
  08/15/13
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Passionate coral turdskin
  08/17/13
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Wonderful narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness gas station
  09/11/13
Lmao
know-it-all boiling water personal credit line
  06/07/17
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The Goy World
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
jet razzle orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Lavender appetizing whorehouse son of senegal
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Vermilion tanning salon water buffalo
  08/14/13
lol
haunting titillating school
  08/14/13
...
Yellow hissy fit crackhouse
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Multi-colored Plum New Version
  08/14/13
180
arrogant greedy mood
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Onyx nubile sound barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Sapphire haunted graveyard
  08/17/13
poignant
Blue heady hominid
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Chest-beating startling idiot
  08/17/13
...
Lavender appetizing whorehouse son of senegal
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Wonderful narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness gas station
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
crusty pearl international law enforcement agency
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
soggy yarmulke
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
avocado temple
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
shimmering locus messiness
  12/28/13
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concupiscible indirect expression
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
electric dog poop bbw
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
insecure candlestick maker
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
trip anal mental disorder
  03/10/14
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Cerise Nudist Main People
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Bespoke useless business firm karate
  05/12/15
...
Histrionic pea-brained factory reset button regret
  01/19/16
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Comical talking center idea he suggested
  10/25/17
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Awkward Codepig Telephone
  11/29/15
...
Awkward Codepig Telephone
  12/23/15
...
Cerise Nudist Main People
  01/05/16
...
Awkward Codepig Telephone
  03/13/16
I want pizza
sable aromatic psychic death wish
  06/07/17
...
Histrionic pea-brained factory reset button regret
  09/22/17
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drab judgmental associate dragon
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Charismatic jap
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
maize violent elastic band
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Charismatic jap
  07/18/18
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carnelian stead mad cow disease
  04/30/19
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Awkward Codepig Telephone
  06/21/20
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Awkward Codepig Telephone
  06/23/20
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chartreuse dashing rigpig preventive strike
  07/11/20
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carnelian stead mad cow disease
  12/16/21
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carnelian stead mad cow disease
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Cowardly Pink Set

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: angry indian lodge keepsake machete

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: avocado temple

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Cerise Nudist Main People

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872815)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: diverse gunner theatre



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: stimulating self-absorbed meetinghouse

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted flirting useless brakes



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: cracking shivering public bath



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: deep cuckoldry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Smoky internet-worthy brunch deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Disturbing Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: naked glittery stain native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Gay Address Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: hateful partner theater

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Pearly half-breed location

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Cowardly Pink Set

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Awkward Codepig Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: naked glittery stain native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: hateful partner theater

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: ungodly submissive point

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: white quadroon hairy legs

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Cowardly Pink Set

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready pocket flask

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: aqua chapel athletic conference

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Orange stage toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Comical talking center idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted flirting useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: carnelian stead mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Disturbing Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Pearly half-breed location

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Metal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: naked glittery stain native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: naked glittery stain native

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Bateful Office Electric Furnace

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Pearly half-breed location

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: magenta dilemma

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Cowardly Pink Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Amethyst razzmatazz property potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: cyan national security agency kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Comical talking center idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Cerise Nudist Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: cracking shivering public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: magenta dilemma

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: disrespectful ruby spot antidepressant drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Metal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Bespoke useless business firm karate

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Irate filthpig corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: house-broken boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Metal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: crusty pearl international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: crusty pearl international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: carnelian stead mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: stubborn institution

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: white quadroon hairy legs

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: white quadroon hairy legs

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Mustard Resort Philosopher-king

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: transparent impressive mexican

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: stubborn institution

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Glassy Flickering Cruise Ship Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Burgundy therapy menage

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned area

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Amethyst razzmatazz property potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: henna gaped multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Garrison Shitlib

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Cheese-eating legal warrant

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Cheese-eating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Emerald Station Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Amethyst razzmatazz property potus

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Contagious Deranged Double Fault Sanctuary

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Tan pistol

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Poppy up-to-no-good fat ankles

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Boyish obsidian tattoo

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Talented pungent trust fund

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Glassy Flickering Cruise Ship Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Slippery senate

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Effete cumskin

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Cheese-eating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Chrome supple depressive goal in life

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Awkward Codepig Telephone

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Cowardly Pink Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: coiffed sooty masturbator heaven

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Elite Cocky Kitchen Really Tough Guy

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Passionate coral turdskin

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: haunting titillating school

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: haunting titillating school

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: haunting titillating school

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: thirsty pit clown

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Frozen lime den

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: haunting titillating school

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged nursing home faggot firefighter

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Boyish obsidian tattoo

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted flirting useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Frozen lime den

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged nursing home faggot firefighter

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: soggy yarmulke

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Metal principal's office

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Salmon Arousing Halford State

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Orange stage toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Salmon Arousing Halford State

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Orange stage toaster

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Salmon Arousing Halford State

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Frozen lime den

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: rose foreskin

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: stubborn institution

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Balding forum

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Spruce roommate cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Orange stage toaster

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Comical talking center idea he suggested

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Orange stage toaster

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Lavender appetizing whorehouse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Brindle Mediation House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: haunting titillating school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged nursing home faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Passionate coral turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Wonderful narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: know-it-all boiling water personal credit line

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: jet razzle orchestra pit

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Lavender appetizing whorehouse son of senegal

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Vermilion tanning salon water buffalo

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: haunting titillating school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Yellow hissy fit crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Plum New Version

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: arrogant greedy mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Onyx nubile sound barrier

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Sapphire haunted graveyard

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Blue heady hominid

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Chest-beating startling idiot

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Lavender appetizing whorehouse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Wonderful narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness gas station

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: crusty pearl international law enforcement agency

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: soggy yarmulke

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: avocado temple

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: shimmering locus messiness

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: concupiscible indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: electric dog poop bbw

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: insecure candlestick maker

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: trip anal mental disorder

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Cerise Nudist Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Bespoke useless business firm karate

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Histrionic pea-brained factory reset button regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Comical talking center idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Awkward Codepig Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Awkward Codepig Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Cerise Nudist Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Awkward Codepig Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: sable aromatic psychic death wish

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Histrionic pea-brained factory reset button regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: drab judgmental associate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Charismatic jap

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: maize violent elastic band

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Charismatic jap

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: carnelian stead mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Awkward Codepig Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Awkward Codepig Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: chartreuse dashing rigpig preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: carnelian stead mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: carnelian stead mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Elisa#44198924)