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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
cream rehab
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
arrogant senate useless brakes
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k
cream rehab
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
electric trump supporter
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
henna bateful faggot firefighter hall
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
henna bateful faggot firefighter hall
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/18/13
180
henna bateful faggot firefighter hall
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What did she say back?
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
arrogant senate useless brakes
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
arrogant senate useless brakes
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EXPLAIN
Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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arrogant senate useless brakes
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
arrogant senate useless brakes
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
racy stag film
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: cream rehab

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: cream rehab

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: claret halford deer antler

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring windowlicker national security agency

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: flatulent brilliant scourge upon the earth casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: arousing public bath mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: chartreuse beady-eyed therapy abode

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring windowlicker national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Odious violent liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: aromatic international law enforcement agency roast beef

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: fragrant hairless hospital

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: electric trump supporter

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: henna bateful faggot firefighter hall

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: henna bateful faggot firefighter hall

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: henna bateful faggot firefighter hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Insane Multi-colored Genital Piercing

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: glittery free-loading dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Offensive Galvanic Mad-dog Skullcap Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: flatulent brilliant scourge upon the earth casino

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: crystalline feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Dashing rigpig

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: charismatic pistol

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: henna bateful faggot firefighter hall

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: cerebral black school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: chest-beating heady locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring windowlicker national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Plum mentally impaired forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Boyish azn

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: puce station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: chrome telephone gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Adulterous Copper Sneaky Criminal Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Violent space

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Geriatric area

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: beta turquoise university

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: beta turquoise university

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: House-broken Purple Point Antidepressant Drug

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Geriatric area

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: cream rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Stirring son of senegal

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: puce station

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: henna bateful faggot firefighter hall

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Dashing rigpig

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring windowlicker national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: sickened green sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: sickened green sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring windowlicker national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Copper Sneaky Criminal Stage

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: fragrant hairless hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: adventurous pale marketing idea pervert

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: racy stag film

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: racy stag film

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: racy stag film

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: racy stag film

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Red native

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: racy stag film

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: racy stag film

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: racy stag film

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Red native

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: erotic jew keepsake machete

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: khaki indecent ticket booth

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: racy stag film

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: racy stag film

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: racy stag film

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: electric trump supporter

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: electric trump supporter

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: sable volcanic crater base

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: sable volcanic crater base

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: racy stag film

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: white haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Opaque crackhouse background story

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Rose Irradiated Factory Reset Button

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: primrose mind-boggling legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Aquamarine Low-t Legal Warrant Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Vigorous Crotch Fortuitous Meteor

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: spectacular smoky sex offender box office

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: coral painfully honest bawdyhouse ratface

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: vibrant den jewess

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: flatulent brilliant scourge upon the earth casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Shimmering floppy market death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: primrose mind-boggling legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: territorial jet-lagged dilemma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Dashing rigpig

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: arrogant senate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: white haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002879)