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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
claret newt lettuce
  09/15/13
explain.
Cocky business firm karate
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
claret newt lettuce
  09/15/13
this is not bad
garnet indian lodge becky
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
dead glittery genital piercing chapel
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
dark antidepressant drug
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
house-broken wine reading party
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
swashbuckling masturbator
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
garnet indian lodge becky
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
razzmatazz ticket booth private investor
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Naked range pervert
  09/15/13
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  09/15/13
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Cocky business firm karate
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
garnet indian lodge becky
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
claret newt lettuce
  09/15/13
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Slate stubborn round eye
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
aphrodisiac well-lubricated meetinghouse wagecucks
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
ultramarine very tactful national double fault
  09/15/13
its ok.
claret newt lettuce
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Excitant Milk Mexican
  09/25/15
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  12/03/15
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  12/03/15
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claret newt lettuce
  01/22/16
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hateful brunch
  01/22/16
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Slate stubborn round eye
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
claret newt lettuce
  06/22/16
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Adventurous multi-billionaire
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
claret newt lettuce
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Provocative deer antler
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
claret newt lettuce
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Provocative deer antler
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  02/11/23
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arrogant swollen place of business
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
irradiated black house turdskin
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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animeboi
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ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Cocky business firm karate

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: garnet indian lodge becky

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: dead glittery genital piercing chapel

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: dark antidepressant drug

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: house-broken wine reading party

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: garnet indian lodge becky

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz ticket booth private investor

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Naked range pervert

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: hyperactive lilac mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Cocky business firm karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: garnet indian lodge becky

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Slate stubborn round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac well-lubricated meetinghouse wagecucks

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: ultramarine very tactful national double fault

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Excitant Milk Mexican

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Adventurous multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: hateful brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Slate stubborn round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Adventurous multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Provocative deer antler

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Provocative deer antler

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: flickering depressive elastic band

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: arrogant swollen place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: irradiated black house turdskin

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: contagious volcanic crater

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Anal cuckold university

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: chestnut hell jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Elisa#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: claret newt lettuce

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