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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene?

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  10/17/13
SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT! DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!
Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape
  10/17/13
OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  10/17/13
OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?
crimson impressive tanning salon sneaky criminal
  10/17/13
INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO F...
wonderful national stock car
  10/17/13
UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE
Pink floppy school cafeteria halford
  10/17/13
rofl, i love this subthread
Flatulent Bat Shit Crazy Stage
  11/07/13
OH NO U DIT INT
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180 exchange
scarlet titillating point
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Loling hard
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it's amazing we've all seen this
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic
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  03/03/17
probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies
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Plum newt
  03/03/17
going to use this IRL
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  10/11/20
what came first, the video or the thread?
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The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another mess...
Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape
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still one of the very GOAT in-thread posts
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decades of establishment white guilt propaganda
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lol
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(cumskin dork meekly ordering steak n cheese at subway, hopi...
pearly trailer park deer antler
  10/17/13
nigger lover
wonderful national stock car
  10/17/13
yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr....
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  10/17/13
if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could g...
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  10/24/13
When we repeal the 13th Amendment, autistic parasites like y...
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  03/03/17
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Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes
  06/11/17
LMAO
Coral Glittery Set
  05/22/17
cr
purple principal's office
  09/06/20
have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made...
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  10/24/13
flame. black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.
Ultramarine patrolman
  11/07/13
i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that...
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  11/07/13
You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they ha...
Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape
  11/07/13
(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)
Maize Jewess
  08/20/14
the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  12/20/18
another day another rant
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  11/07/13
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  11/07/13
"DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!" lulz
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Idiotic galvanic field idiot
  09/02/17
Another fine example of this last week.
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  03/17/14
U need to,leave mfh
Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes
  08/20/14
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Bearded center
  03/17/14
so many instances since last bump
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  08/19/14
lol black women
Maize Jewess
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
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Shaky juggernaut
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Black chick in front of me at Subway today busted the "...
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  09/15/14
to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuc...
out-of-control bearded garrison
  09/15/14
it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then...
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  09/15/14
Lol wtf is going on there
Chartreuse Lay Lettuce
  03/01/16
subway is a well lubricated machine
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  08/07/17
This. "Everything but olives" Artist: *Procee...
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  09/15/14
you said olives, didn't you?
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
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online ordering has been something of a godsend for reducing...
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  09/15/14
I think the franchise opportunities are marketed by turds to...
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  03/03/17
Also minority small business loans.
Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape
  03/28/17
cheapest franchise to buy into
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  03/03/17
jfc
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Chartreuse Lay Lettuce
  03/15/16
WHERE DA MANAGER AT?
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  03/03/17
180 bump
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  03/03/17
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big slate location
  03/28/17
where pizza at?
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Diverse Really Tough Guy
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  05/22/17
almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" ...
stirring messiness
  05/22/17
lol this is one of my "red dot" threads
Unhinged heady blood rage
  05/22/17
? Thread is about blacks, not Indians
topaz beady-eyed cruise ship digit ratio
  09/07/20
Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put to...
Diverse Really Tough Guy
  05/22/17
tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromana...
Unhinged heady blood rage
  05/22/17
good point. the artist works for him, if only for a few seco...
stirring messiness
  05/22/17
I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and acci...
Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape
  05/22/17
I find this thread highly insulting
odious disturbing church building kitty
  05/22/17
any more scenes?
stirring messiness
  06/11/17
Lol
Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes
  06/11/17
one of the best threads of all time
lemon naked area fat ankles
  06/11/17
*recent time*
stirring messiness
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY
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insanely creepy haunting gaming laptop abode
  07/21/17
Not sure how I missed this.
pearl pea-brained stag film karate
  07/21/17
OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE" THIS DESER...
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  11/02/17
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Diverse Really Tough Guy
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  07/11/17
*this thread has been marked precedential
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Ruddy Vibrant Nibblets Roast Beef
  01/16/18
Lulzy one today in the chick fil a drive thru line. Sent bac...
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  01/29/18
tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come ou...
razzmatazz lilac rigor
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bistre heaven
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Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes
  02/27/20
I stand with the nigress
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Ruddy Vibrant Nibblets Roast Beef
  12/06/19
As moast know, I spend significant spare time at bars. So...
Drab business firm trust fund
  12/06/19
Not sure this poast really adds value ITT
soul-stirring institution
  01/09/20
thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in li...
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  02/04/20
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  02/27/20
Since the link above is no longer working: https://youtu....
pearl pea-brained stag film karate
  02/27/20
Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115
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Plum newt
  03/28/20
Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual
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  06/30/23
take some a dat lettuce of
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comical nursing home
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The whole shitshow in Atlanta was probably caused by some bl...
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  09/06/20
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sick cheese-eating water buffalo
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sick cheese-eating water buffalo
  09/07/20
good thread
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
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Sooty passionate address
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Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE
Sooty passionate address
  09/30/21
it was posted only one minute after the OP
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when I was a potbelly legend I had to deal with these retard...
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Saffron massive den degenerate
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Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  08/30/22
SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT
Pontificating pervert
  08/30/22
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cerebral twinkling theater stage
  08/30/22
MUTTARD
stubborn indecent ticket booth
  08/30/22
I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it...
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  08/30/22
...
big slate location
  12/03/23
*hurls a chair at OP*
pearly trailer park deer antler
  12/30/22
this issue has only gotten worse since the OP
irradiated meetinghouse hunting ground
  12/30/22
happy 2023 folks
Ruby Aromatic Macaca
  01/06/23
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Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes
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i'm a not tattoomo but have sometimes considered getting a d...
comical nursing home
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a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked t...
pearly trailer park deer antler
  01/06/23
that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, ...
comical nursing home
  01/06/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k&t=115s
pearly trailer park deer antler
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lmfaoooooooo classiccccc "she shoulda swallowed yo f...
comical nursing home
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discreet
aqua faggotry twinkling uncleanness
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/110efn2/subway_employe...
comical nursing home
  02/12/23
In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo
stubborn indecent ticket booth
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sick cheese-eating water buffalo
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nudist flesh mad cow disease
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big slate location
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misunderstood motley kitchen
  12/30/24
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sick cheese-eating water buffalo
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It's amazing how well the faces get done while the fingers a...
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180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI tech...
misunderstood motley kitchen
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...
sick cheese-eating water buffalo
  05/04/25
tbf, that really IS too much lettuce
Texas School Book Suppository
  10/07/25
(negress)
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251288)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT!

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251292)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251306)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: crimson impressive tanning salon sneaky criminal

OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251371)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: wonderful national stock car

INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO FREE?

*Proceeds to argue with sandwich maker and later manager for 30 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251376)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Pink floppy school cafeteria halford

UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251381)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Bat Shit Crazy Stage

rofl, i love this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391256)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal liquid oxygen crackhouse

OH NO U DIT INT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391268)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: scarlet titillating point

180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391280)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: electric frum quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29951996)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse Lay Lettuce

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29952002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Buff range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745932)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Unhinged heady blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32746129)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Blue Metal Senate

it's amazing we've all seen this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935820)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: azure coiffed famous landscape painting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365963)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529167)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: excitant hell pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37815808)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:38 AM
Author: umber laughsome base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40897494)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:27 AM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40917369)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:58 AM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42078503)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Ruddy Vibrant Nibblets Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42358031)



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Date: December 19th, 2021 2:04 PM
Author: pearly trailer park deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43637769)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: nudist flesh mad cow disease



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Date: September 28th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: misunderstood motley kitchen



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Diverse Really Tough Guy



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Vibrant Nibblets Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35171385)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092941)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751518)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: silver contagious persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35024989)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Obsidian rough-skinned step-uncle's house hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46458527)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Underhanded fragrant bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#28986309)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Dashing Round Eye Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29939811)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: umber laughsome base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29952011)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: Sapphire library indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982272)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982323)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling plaza

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745823)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Underhanded fragrant bbw

probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745836)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Plum newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: Glassy headpube

going to use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32746010)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 6:47 AM
Author: Unhinged heady blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935459)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Appetizing rigpig striped hyena

Pure 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126227)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling house new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751406)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Sepia aphrodisiac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32746042)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Bateful Maroon Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935655)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Appetizing rigpig striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126222)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Appetizing rigpig striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34932023)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Thriller arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312272)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:44 AM
Author: Filthy racy church depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37625240)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:20 PM
Author: comical nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37815801)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: gaped school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885801)



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Date: October 11th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: lascivious goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#41093703)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Crystalline home tank

what came first, the video or the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42431403)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape

The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another messageboard in the early 2000's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092949)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: comical nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43739556)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:03 AM
Author: Saffron massive den degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#44675079)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Claret Multi-colored Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45717622)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:37 AM
Author: misunderstood motley kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46492508)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: learning disabled curious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48127156)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)

still one of the very GOAT in-thread posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#49331631)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: stimulating aquamarine immigrant reading party

decades of establishment white guilt propaganda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529483)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: Boyish iridescent athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251383)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: pearly trailer park deer antler

(cumskin dork meekly ordering steak n cheese at subway, hoping they wont ask if he wants the meat heated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251390)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: wonderful national stock car

nigger lover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251401)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr. def worth it for the extra pickles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251743)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Deep Irate Corner

if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could grab with a minimum of interaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24251749)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24297002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jet-lagged generalized bond

When we repeal the 13th Amendment, autistic parasites like you will also be shackled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745896)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Coral Glittery Set

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365917)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: purple principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40879181)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made this thread. yesterday I saw one lose her shit on this poor asian lady when she informed her that adding cranberries to her salad would cost extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24297000)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine patrolman

flame.

black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391189)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that are like 300lbs so i assume it's not all they're eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391275)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape

You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they have more calories than the sangwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391331)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Maize Jewess

(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166115)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37440711)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

another day another rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391168)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391181)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: Pink floppy school cafeteria halford

"DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!" lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391204)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: spectacular spruce gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#24391637)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: olive sinister incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166039)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Pungent Parlour Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982335)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982343)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: garnet vigorous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529970)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Idiotic galvanic field idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126218)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:23 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

Another fine example of this last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#25205153)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes

U need to,leave mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166071)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Bearded center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#25205162)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

so many instances since last bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26165322)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Maize Jewess

lol black women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26166036)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26294735)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Shaky juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26295045)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

Black chick in front of me at Subway today busted the "Oh you gonna have to start that one over" line to the guy. I feel bad for the turdskins who work there.

She actually busted it out twice. First the guy put on the normal two slices of cheese even though she only asked for one. She was ok with him taking it off even though it had already went into the toaster. On the condiments though she asked for only oil but no vinegar but they put on both. That was the last straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333000)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded garrison

to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333048)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then the condiment/veggie chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333111)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse Lay Lettuce

Lol wtf is going on there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29952017)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

subway is a well lubricated machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936082)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: green disgusting feces

This.

"Everything but olives"

Artist: *Proceeds to start with olives*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333113)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

you said olives, didn't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333132)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Clear Geriatric Locale Faggot Firefighter

online ordering has been something of a godsend for reducing this sort of fuckup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42431434)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48516662)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Flickering Coldplay Fan Theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333055)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Shaky juggernaut

Why are so many Subways owned by turdskins now? I refuse to dine their now, because I don't want a turd handling my food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#26333121)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: histrionic turdskin volcanic crater

I think the franchise opportunities are marketed by turds to other turds in the community. They save $$ but hiring their family members to work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745882)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape

Also minority small business loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935648)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jet-lagged generalized bond

cheapest franchise to buy into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745941)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29951987)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#28184086)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#28986390)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: dead charismatic doctorate casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#29951866)



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Date: March 15th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Lay Lettuce

Just watched black woman deal with court clerk.

With attitude: "So you don't know the court date then?" (Implying he's incompetent)

The clerk says something that makes her feel stupid, something about she has to make her own copies, the court doesn't make copies for her.

"OH OKAY THAT'S FINE," she yells.

Then she walked away, but made sure she sighed really loud and then mumbled something under her breath to announce her dissatisfaction with the entire process. Thought I'd share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30063836)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Shaky juggernaut

WHERE DA MANAGER AT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#30982321)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745687)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Mad-dog Skullcap

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745851)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:30 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935480)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Buff range jew

where pizza at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32745937)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: Diverse Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935487)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: azure coiffed famous landscape painting national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#32935811)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365885)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: stirring messiness

almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365983)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Unhinged heady blood rage

lol this is one of my "red dot" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33365988)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: topaz beady-eyed cruise ship digit ratio

?

Thread is about blacks, not Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40881302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Diverse Really Tough Guy

Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put too many peppers and onions on his sandwich. He was mad AF and all like "I AINT EATIN DAT". Ofc I thought of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33366013)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Unhinged heady blood rage

tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromanagers when ordering food, it's one of the few areas of life where--just for a moment--they're in control so they milk it for all it's worth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33366045)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: stirring messiness

good point. the artist works for him, if only for a few seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33367609)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape

I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and accidentally creating a classic racist meme :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33366049)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: odious disturbing church building kitty

I find this thread highly insulting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33367738)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: stirring messiness

any more scenes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529164)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: lemon naked area fat ankles

one of the best threads of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529165)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: stirring messiness

*recent time*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529170)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Rose anal affirmative action

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33529509)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: insanely creepy haunting gaming laptop abode

holy shit lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33821656)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: pearl pea-brained stag film karate

Not sure how I missed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33821884)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: concupiscible pale orchestra pit roommate

OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE"

THIS DESERVES 1,000 BUMPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936052)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: alcoholic lake skinny woman legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485445)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485446)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: translucent razzle hall son of senegal

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34586373)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Vivacious menage hominid

Hilarious that chicks are always calling their husband/boyfriend to fight for them....equality my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34586430)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Plum newt

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35274125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz lilac rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312255)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Thriller arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312271)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Diverse Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312399)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33741152)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33748958)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Arousing public bath police squad

*this thread has been marked precedential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33748964)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:06 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33821630)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: Sexy parlor background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46809778)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Erotic mustard state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936042)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: concupiscible pale orchestra pit roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936047)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#33936063)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34126204)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485443)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Puce supple property alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34485451)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34586364)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Cracking confused mental disorder stage

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2#24251292

Is that where it all began?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#34932470)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: rebellious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35025102)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Vibrant Nibblets Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35171388)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

Lulzy one today in the chick fil a drive thru line. Sent back her fries because DEY TOO COLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35274095)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz lilac rigor

tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come out lower than room temperature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#35312256)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: bistre heaven

(Guy meekly eating cold fries bc he too SHOOK by the idea of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39224467)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663876)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes

I stand with the nigress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751533)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#36263391)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Opaque office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37183496)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: Drab business firm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37625333)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Pozpig Ape

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37722450)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: Marvelous carnelian university electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#37815792)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Ruddy Vibrant Nibblets Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39224438)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Drab business firm trust fund

As moast know, I spend significant spare time at bars.

So I see this with black women & drink orders consistently.

They always order some kind of extravagant, super-sweet drink & there’s inevitably some kind of problem. Often they will have the bartender remake the drink, & then take one sip out of the new drink, grimace, & leave it.

There seem to be two motivations at play based on my repeated analysis.

1. Some are trying to get their drink comped.

2. Almost all get off about the “power” dynamic they have in these interactions. Black women are pretty much the most undesirable demographic in existence. Most get little attention & have little power in their everyday lives (unless in HR). They have deep insecurities & feelings of inferiority. So they eat up their minimal opportunities of having control & reversing the slave/master dynamic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39224534)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring institution

Not sure this poast really adds value ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39404425)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in line in front of you. bars and clubs is a whole different dynamic i'm sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39541864)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 4:39 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663340)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:04 PM
Author: pearl pea-brained stag film karate

Since the link above is no longer working:

https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663839)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Cracking confused mental disorder stage

Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39663874)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: magenta knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885833)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 5:00 PM
Author: Plum newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885874)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed mildly autistic piazza

Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46492518)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: pearly trailer park deer antler

take some a dat lettuce of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42358481)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: emerald cocky place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39885806)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: comical nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#39917214)



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Date: June 15th, 2020 8:27 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

The whole shitshow in Atlanta was probably caused by some black woman holding up the drive thru line, causing the dood to literally pass out from waiting at a standstill for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40419461)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40878564)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40879163)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:03 AM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40881288)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#40897491)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#41746431)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: Sooty passionate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#41397901)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:57 AM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#42078502)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: Sooty passionate address

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43203738)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:22 AM
Author: startling fortuitous meteor site

it was posted only one minute after the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46458539)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: hyperactive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43203893)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: mauve 180 shrine black woman

when I was a potbelly legend I had to deal with these retards on both sides of the line. I wanted to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43203912)



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Date: January 5th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43737167)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 1:41 AM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43737852)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: brilliant exciting whorehouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43850724)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: hyperactive ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#43850943)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Saffron massive den degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#44675052)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092856)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:18 AM
Author: Pontificating pervert

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092884)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: cerebral twinkling theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092925)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: stubborn indecent ticket booth

MUTTARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092921)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it for almost a decade and have never noticed the "MUTTARD" line until today.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45092938)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47126983)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: pearly trailer park deer antler

*hurls a chair at OP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45717619)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: irradiated meetinghouse hunting ground

this issue has only gotten worse since the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45717774)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Ruby Aromatic Macaca

happy 2023 folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45750938)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Balding bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45750978)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: comical nursing home

i'm a not tattoomo but have sometimes considered getting a deep cut irony tattoo somewhere discrete. if i did, it would be "dats too many lettuce" on my ass or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45750987)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: pearly trailer park deer antler

a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked the youtube link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751008)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: comical nursing home

that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, however it has been removed for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751414)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: pearly trailer park deer antler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k&t=115s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751423)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: comical nursing home

lmfaoooooooo classiccccc

"she shoulda swallowed yo faggot ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751425)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: aqua faggotry twinkling uncleanness

discreet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45751430)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: comical nursing home

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/110efn2/subway_employee_shot_and_killed_for_putting_too/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45922992)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: stubborn indecent ticket booth

In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#45923040)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46309764)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:27 PM
Author: nudist flesh mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#46809712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:39 AM
Author: big slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47126980)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 7:51 PM
Author: provocative stead genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47145355)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 2:07 AM
Author: Ruddy Vibrant Nibblets Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47251440)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Talented lodge marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#47253895)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: trip space dopamine

It sounds like you're referring to a broader conversation about stereotypes and societal expectations. Black women, like anyone, should be able to order a sandwich without any assumptions or judgments attached to their behavior. Unfortunately, systemic biases and stereotypes can lead to unfair scrutiny or misunderstandings. It’s important to approach these topics with sensitivity and an understanding of the larger social context. If you want to discuss this further or share specific examples, I’m here to listen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48127166)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: wine rehab

Ask what he would do if he were waiting in a subway line for 20 mins while some fat negress screamed “SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT” etc at the Pajeet behind the counter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48127183)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: misunderstood motley kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48501578)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: navy boiling water party of the first part

https://imgur.com/a/dFCyvfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48516710)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48516964)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Dun yarmulke nowag

It's amazing how well the faces get done while the fingers are always a gnarled mess. AI also seems to think this lady should have a toe on her hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48517078)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author:  travel guidebook dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48517601)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: misunderstood motley kitchen

180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48517614)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: sick cheese-eating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#48903047)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Texas School Book Suppository

tbf, that really IS too much lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#49331638)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)

(negress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2Elisa#49331641)