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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: magenta chad why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458418) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: Bistre swashbuckling hell kitty wow great point man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458428) |
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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM Author: Flesh vivacious patrolman office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24982725) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM Author: magenta chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547190) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM Author: nyuug jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes |
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: violent sinister step-uncle's house cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458433) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Stimulating senate wrinkle you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458436) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: dun beady-eyed tanning salon Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458514) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: apoplectic sapphire lodge mood don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461748) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: maroon judgmental philosopher-king tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397901) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM Author: dead aphrodisiac cuckold (Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547218) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458438) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: violent sinister step-uncle's house cuckoldry i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458449) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.
I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: magenta chad right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458506) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space yeah exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458508) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM Author: exhilarant flickering orchestra pit sound barrier i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978690) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM Author: bespoke shimmering space pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979134) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM Author: swollen doobsian stain go back to reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Sable house dragon cr
same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: magenta chad hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458473) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Cerebral anal location What if it is at night though bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458499) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: magenta chad see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458512) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Ebony Glittery Chapel dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065607) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM Author: At-the-ready irate immigrant You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219428) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM Author: buck-toothed emerald ticket booth halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243547) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Diverse orange indirect expression theatre Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Indecent saffron cruise ship roast beef i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458443) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: mischievous hissy fit indian lodge I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458462) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: light church legend or a gigantic shopping bag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458521) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Native ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458496) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: pungent crotch quadroon i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463478) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Ultramarine black woman locale Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065592) |
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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: Kink-friendly Soul-stirring Trump Supporter [Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27546867) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Greedy Puce Gas Station you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458447) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: violent sinister step-uncle's house cuckoldry (physics n00b) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458467) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: abusive flushed antidepressant drug dingle berry almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458471) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Brindle Heaven Organic Girlfriend Your done here lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458478) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Greedy Puce Gas Station just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458491) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: magenta chad you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458502) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: Greedy Puce Gas Station jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458528) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Brindle Heaven Organic Girlfriend Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458515) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458520) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: magenta chad (guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)
you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Greedy Puce Gas Station It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458510) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: magenta chad even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458518) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458527) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: irradiated goal in life boltzmann You're done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467126) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space (idiot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458492) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: zombie-like overrated base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458483) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: demanding toaster people who are hurt yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458503) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: magenta chad right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458525) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: zombie-like overrated base i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458539) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: Sable house dragon something to do with airbags i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458550) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: zombie-like overrated base ahhh makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458566) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM Author: galvanic plaza rigor how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458546) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: demanding toaster people who are hurt only? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458563) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458573) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: magenta chad (guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458638) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458645) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: Topaz point gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467489) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Spectacular National Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458569) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM Author: magenta chad i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458630) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Brindle Heaven Organic Girlfriend Shitlawyer union won't let them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458650) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: Titillating partner marketing idea lol
because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM Author: zombie-like overrated base couldnt they just make the engines stronger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458771) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: Titillating partner marketing idea lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458776) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM Author: Spectacular National lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458853) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: demanding toaster people who are hurt LOL
yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger?? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: apoplectic sapphire lodge mood lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461754) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM Author: buff painfully honest address cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457841) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: maroon judgmental philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397902) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458640) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: apoplectic sapphire lodge mood lol'd irl from picturing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461763) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM Author: Razzle Area Idiot Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463376) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Mentally impaired honey-headed faggot firefighter holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978677) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM Author: Impertinent wonderful athletic conference tyft mental image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979022) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM Author: flirting internal respiration trailer park chortled, picturing road runner legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979481) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: domesticated mediation Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.
TL;DR: never change XO |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space "Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"
Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.
Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc... |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: domesticated mediation Your degree taught you shit dumbass.
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space "Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "
it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM Author: Spectacular National I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458752) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space yeah I mean every bit helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458789) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Multi-colored Milk Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458843) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund *legit retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458769) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: domesticated mediation Read up faggot
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458796) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: zombie-like overrated base titcr
chip kelly is done here |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458801) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: domesticated mediation LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458874) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: fragrant brunch show your work, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458881) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space cr what a clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458893) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458888) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: domesticated mediation "According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."
Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.
you're a riot. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: domesticated mediation LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458922) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space ? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.
If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.
I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills" |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: fragrant brunch i thought you had a ph.d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458955) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space same thing
but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: fragrant brunch you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458921) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: fragrant brunch this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458814) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund LJL, how could the dummy even jump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458850) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM Author: bespoke shimmering space LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458868) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: domesticated mediation (Kia salesman laughing off crash test results) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458891) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458899) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: domesticated mediation How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458934) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM Author: brilliant sandwich ladyboy LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: abusive flushed antidepressant drug dingle berry chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458912) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: up-to-no-good massive jew state worst selfpwn i've seen in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459190) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: lavender messiness really embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461579) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: magenta chad no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458916) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: domesticated mediation According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
Explain retard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund Did you even read your link?
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM Author: Razzle Area Idiot http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463420) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: demanding toaster people who are hurt Bort,
what's the debate and who is between?
tyia |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: magenta chad these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458985) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: arousing nowag international law enforcement agency well executed flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458942) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle flatulent old irish cottage foreskin holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: Bright karate tl;dr
why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land? also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Gay Offensive Queen Of The Night Forum it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.
but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: red coldplay fan trust fund cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459165) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: Lemon mexican son of senegal Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460025) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM Author: smoky bisexual principal's office the scariest thing about this thread?
the people that dont realize its flame.
WTF |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM Author: magenta chad Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460970) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM Author: smoky bisexual principal's office the ONLY question that matters.
how can i change? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM Author: magenta chad If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: Racy Jap Corn Cake i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461533) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: Citrine Contagious Site Scourge Upon The Earth (guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)
The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: Racy Jap Corn Cake that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461620) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: khaki curious school cafeteria i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.
there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).
in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: magenta chad Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461577) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: khaki curious school cafeteria cr the voice of reason |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: Racy Jap Corn Cake i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461597) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Fighting knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461615) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Coiffed lilac affirmative action shitlib If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461608) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: magenta chad You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461643) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: Racy Jap Corn Cake a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.
and as for entry position, do a pencil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM Author: Lemon mexican son of senegal dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467435) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM Author: pungent crotch quadroon happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463468) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM Author: electric impressive property brethren I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463397) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM Author: naked talented menage best thread i've read on XO in over a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467505) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM Author: Yellow passionate dilemma french chef I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24468690) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: magenta chad Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.
Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility. |
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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM Author: magenta chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24604642) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: razzle-dazzle flatulent old irish cottage foreskin ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660687) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: clear gay wizard center awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: razzle-dazzle flatulent old irish cottage foreskin well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660784) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: slippery appetizing range dog poop show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.
lol, plane noob. |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: chrome deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660798) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM Author: magenta chad This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24661104) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM Author: Sienna Goyim Turdskin if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25152884) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: magenta chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978590) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM Author: Impertinent wonderful athletic conference if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979019) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM Author: Beta spot mad cow disease woah, it's you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979031) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM Author: Iridescent Public Bath Masturbator and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979235) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM Author: Ruby Ape Hospital Uh they do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979504) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: magenta chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27109515) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: Impertinent wonderful athletic conference (guy who has never seen a bird fly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27120838) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM Author: Comical magical selfie university Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27120668) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM Author: crystalline cracking pistol whorehouse I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.
Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.
Uninflated 180 |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM Author: provocative pisswyrm This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.
edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2 |
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