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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
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Magenta Personal Credit Line Dopamine
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Heady bat-shit-crazy institution friendly grandma
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Obsidian Brethren Pervert
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
ebony hell immigrant
  11/18/13
tp
haunting public bath
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Multi-colored Lay Dog Poop
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Coral church
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Magenta Personal Credit Line Dopamine
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Coral church
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Coral church
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
jade rigor
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Coral church
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
aqua razzmatazz business firm
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
self-centered nursing home
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
saffron queen of the night
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
trip sanctuary private investor
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
silver sweet tailpipe
  04/07/16
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Infuriating Theatre Nowag
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Costumed faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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  11/17/13
?
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  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Umber Shitlib
  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Galvanic jet house
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
nubile mood
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Magenta Personal Credit Line Dopamine
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
magical location
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
nubile mood
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
nubile mood
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Coral church
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
nubile mood
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Coral church
  11/17/13
You're done here
lavender wagecucks bawdyhouse
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Coral church
  11/17/13
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  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Chrome irradiated address hunting ground
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
self-centered nursing home
  11/17/13
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Coral church
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Chrome irradiated address hunting ground
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Sapphire party of the first part mediation
  11/17/13
only?
transparent stain box office
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Coral church
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
wonderful plaza
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
stirring theater stage
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
awkward piazza sandwich
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Chrome irradiated address hunting ground
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lol
awkward piazza sandwich
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
wonderful plaza
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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  11/17/13
lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
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  11/18/13
Underrated
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Coral church
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
naked mint affirmative action ratface
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Coral church
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
wonderful plaza
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Coral church
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
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  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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titcr chip kelly is done here
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  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Coral church
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
naked mint affirmative action ratface
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
bronze codepig
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Coral church
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Coral church
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
naked mint affirmative action ratface
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Coral church
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
naked mint affirmative action ratface
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Coral church
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
bronze codepig
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Coral church
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
bronze codepig
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
bronze codepig
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage
  11/17/13
LOL
Coral church
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
naked mint affirmative action ratface
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
naked mint affirmative action ratface
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
naked mint affirmative action ratface
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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  11/17/13
well executed flame
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holy shit not flame
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  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
swashbuckling indecent newt
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Tantric psychic
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
swashbuckling indecent newt
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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  12/17/13
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: thriller grizzly stage

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Spruce soggy base azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Magenta Personal Credit Line Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Heady bat-shit-crazy institution friendly grandma

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Obsidian Brethren Pervert

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: ebony hell immigrant

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: haunting public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lay Dog Poop

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Coral church

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Magenta Personal Credit Line Dopamine

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Coral church

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Coral church

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: jade rigor

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Coral church

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: aqua razzmatazz business firm

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: self-centered nursing home

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: saffron queen of the night

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: trip sanctuary private investor

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: silver sweet tailpipe

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Infuriating Theatre Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: concupiscible drunken travel guidebook reading party

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: puce ceo volcanic crater

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Costumed faggot firefighter

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Carmine Twisted Lettuce

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: marvelous dragon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Umber Shitlib

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Thirsty Locale Weed Whacker

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Galvanic jet house

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: nubile mood

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Magenta Personal Credit Line Dopamine

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: magical location

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: stirring theater stage

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: nubile mood

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: nubile mood

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: stirring theater stage

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Coral church

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: nubile mood

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Coral church

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: lavender wagecucks bawdyhouse

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Coral church

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Chrome irradiated address hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: transparent stain box office

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Chrome irradiated address hunting ground

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: self-centered nursing home

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Coral church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Chrome irradiated address hunting ground

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Sapphire party of the first part mediation

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: transparent stain box office

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Coral church

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Coral church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing dull coffee pot old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: wonderful plaza

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: stirring theater stage

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: awkward piazza sandwich

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Chrome irradiated address hunting ground

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: awkward piazza sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: wonderful plaza

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: transparent stain box office

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: ebony hell immigrant

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Hot market circlehead

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: haunting public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: ebony hell immigrant

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: cracking station

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Cerebral chestnut temple

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: cocky khaki mexican

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Black crotch legal warrant

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Coral church

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Coral church

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: wonderful plaza

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Coral church

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: medicated scarlet windowlicker theater

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Chrome irradiated address hunting ground

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Coral church

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: bronze codepig

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Coral church

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Coral church

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Coral church

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Coral church

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: bronze codepig

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Coral church

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: bronze codepig

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: bronze codepig

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Coral church

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned citrine generalized bond

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: magical location

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Lemon Hairless Jew

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac deranged parlour

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: naked mint affirmative action ratface

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: cracking station

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: transparent stain box office

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Maroon dead ladyboy

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Curious pisswyrm shrine

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: overrated meetinghouse

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: light school cafeteria place of business

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: 180 kink-friendly voyeur blood rage

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: onyx bisexual hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: big wine laser beams brunch

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: crimson haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: onyx bisexual hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: titillating disrespectful abode trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Effete Fragrant Trailer Park

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Effete Fragrant Trailer Park

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent newt

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Slippery razzle-dazzle kitchen

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent newt

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Tantric psychic

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Tantric psychic

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent newt

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Vigorous cheese-eating dilemma antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Diverse Brass Goal In Life

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent newt

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: big wine laser beams brunch

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Umber Shitlib

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Electric Frozen Alpha

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Passionate Crystalline Church Building

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy depressive

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing dull coffee pot old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Indigo lascivious cruise ship

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: spectacular at-the-ready field becky

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Curious pisswyrm shrine

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: navy hyperventilating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing useless brakes macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: flickering fat ankles

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Curious pisswyrm shrine

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: geriatric stag film roommate

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded bespoke library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: odious parlor clown

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: cocky khaki mexican

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Pearly wild stage gay wizard

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Useless pontificating toilet seat

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Vibrant police squad

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: cocky khaki mexican

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: high-end tattoo native

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Aggressive clear center french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: silver sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Laughsome Charcoal National Degenerate

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Mauve Juggernaut Milk

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Corner Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: silver sweet tailpipe

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Lilac razzle hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#37197656)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243540)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: haunting public bath

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457795)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457883)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: chocolate stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
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