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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars

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razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  06/19/14
Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH
Vibrant black woman location
  06/19/14
everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the...
razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  06/19/14
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Indecent Cerebral Abode Laser Beams
  06/20/14
Ghostbusters II - River of Slime
Offensive Factory Reset Button
  06/20/14
lol this is already happening in the south, little brother ...
disrespectful vigorous public bath
  06/19/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
Crawly round eye
  06/19/14
how many STDs caught on that trip?
judgmental spectacular dopamine
  06/19/14
gotta catch 'em all!
Crawly round eye
  06/19/14
Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad...
Khaki exhilarant casino
  06/20/14
Cr, best trip ever
wonderful demanding plaza
  06/20/14
Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?
salmon cracking chad school cafeteria
  06/19/14
that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50...
Pungent church building masturbator
  06/19/14
bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would ...
razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  06/20/14
An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up
Cyan glittery halford
  06/20/14
How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated...
Seedy Circlehead Rigpig
  06/20/14
jump
Cowardly Private Investor Lay
  06/20/14
could be a circular river
Odious den hominid
  06/20/14
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razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  06/20/14
(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)
appetizing area
  06/20/14
in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)
blathering cruise ship athletic conference
  06/20/14
this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.
Flatulent aphrodisiac kitchen fat ankles
  06/20/14
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Bellevue therapy dog tp
  06/05/26
http://www.yumarivertubing.com/
Comical stage
  06/20/14
way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and ...
Galvanic Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/20/14
(dreamkiller)
Crawly round eye
  06/20/14
:( man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very im...
Galvanic Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/20/14
U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've go...
razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  06/20/14
"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could ...
Galvanic Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard
  06/20/14
fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float dow...
Diverse Wrinkle Clown
  06/20/14
just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for di...
Arousing elastic band newt
  06/20/14
isn't that basically Venice?
appetizing area
  06/20/14


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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781784)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Vibrant black woman location

Twist: it's underground

Double twist: it's in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781789)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo

everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781807)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Indecent Cerebral Abode Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783912)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Offensive Factory Reset Button

Ghostbusters II - River of Slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782280)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: disrespectful vigorous public bath

lol this is already happening in the south, little brother

except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781796)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Crawly round eye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781824)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: judgmental spectacular dopamine

how many STDs caught on that trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781874)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Crawly round eye

gotta catch 'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781882)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Khaki exhilarant casino

Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782247)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: wonderful demanding plaza

Cr, best trip ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782597)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: salmon cracking chad school cafeteria

Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781859)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Pungent church building masturbator

that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781908)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo

bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781985)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Cyan glittery halford

An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782013)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Seedy Circlehead Rigpig

How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782229)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Cowardly Private Investor Lay

jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782252)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Odious den hominid

could be a circular river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782281)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782297)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: appetizing area

(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783657)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: blathering cruise ship athletic conference

in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782272)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Flatulent aphrodisiac kitchen fat ankles

this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782276)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#49916827)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Comical stage

http://www.yumarivertubing.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782341)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: Galvanic Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.

I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.

main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.

what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.

Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782730)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Crawly round eye

(dreamkiller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782731)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

:(

man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.

but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782733)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle water buffalo

U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.

*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782788)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Jet-lagged Haunted Graveyard

"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782798)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: Diverse Wrinkle Clown

fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783295)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Arousing elastic band newt

just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783765)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: appetizing area

isn't that basically Venice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783739)