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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars

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aphrodisiac parlour
  06/19/14
Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH
tantric clear french chef
  06/19/14
everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the...
aphrodisiac parlour
  06/19/14
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soul-stirring sapphire knife
  06/20/14
Ghostbusters II - River of Slime
Charismatic Smoky Theater Stage Ape
  06/20/14
lol this is already happening in the south, little brother ...
jet marketing idea
  06/19/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
Hateful lascivious haunted graveyard ticket booth
  06/19/14
how many STDs caught on that trip?
contagious forum patrolman
  06/19/14
gotta catch 'em all!
Hateful lascivious haunted graveyard ticket booth
  06/19/14
Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad...
Maize twinkling uncleanness
  06/20/14
Cr, best trip ever
Ruddy Bossy Den
  06/20/14
Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?
zombie-like vivacious psychic tank
  06/19/14
that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50...
Citrine thriller lettuce property
  06/19/14
bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would ...
aphrodisiac parlour
  06/20/14
An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up
marvelous aggressive kitchen
  06/20/14
How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated...
spruce library jew
  06/20/14
jump
wild wonderful resort
  06/20/14
could be a circular river
Chest-beating pocket flask
  06/20/14
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aphrodisiac parlour
  06/20/14
(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)
Nubile overrated native giraffe
  06/20/14
in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)
Concupiscible Onyx Temple Fat Ankles
  06/20/14
this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.
Cobalt Bisexual Range
  06/20/14
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Bellevue therapy dog tp
  06/05/26
http://www.yumarivertubing.com/
Medicated black woman school
  06/20/14
way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and ...
Costumed plaza
  06/20/14
(dreamkiller)
Hateful lascivious haunted graveyard ticket booth
  06/20/14
:( man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very im...
Costumed plaza
  06/20/14
U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've go...
aphrodisiac parlour
  06/20/14
"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could ...
Costumed plaza
  06/20/14
fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float dow...
Naked buff abode puppy
  06/20/14
just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for di...
racy lodge
  06/20/14
isn't that basically Venice?
Nubile overrated native giraffe
  06/20/14


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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781784)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: tantric clear french chef

Twist: it's underground

Double twist: it's in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781789)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour

everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781807)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring sapphire knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783912)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Charismatic Smoky Theater Stage Ape

Ghostbusters II - River of Slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782280)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: jet marketing idea

lol this is already happening in the south, little brother

except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781796)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Hateful lascivious haunted graveyard ticket booth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781824)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: contagious forum patrolman

how many STDs caught on that trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781874)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Hateful lascivious haunted graveyard ticket booth

gotta catch 'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781882)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Maize twinkling uncleanness

Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782247)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Ruddy Bossy Den

Cr, best trip ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782597)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: zombie-like vivacious psychic tank

Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781859)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Citrine thriller lettuce property

that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781908)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour

bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25781985)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: marvelous aggressive kitchen

An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782013)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: spruce library jew

How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782229)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: wild wonderful resort

jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782252)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Chest-beating pocket flask

could be a circular river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782281)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782297)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Nubile overrated native giraffe

(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783657)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible Onyx Temple Fat Ankles

in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782272)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Cobalt Bisexual Range

this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782276)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#49916827)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Medicated black woman school

http://www.yumarivertubing.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782341)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: Costumed plaza

way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.

I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.

main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.

what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.

Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782730)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Hateful lascivious haunted graveyard ticket booth

(dreamkiller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782731)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Costumed plaza

:(

man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.

but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782733)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour

U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.

*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782788)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Costumed plaza

"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25782798)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: Naked buff abode puppy

fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783295)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: racy lodge

just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783765)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Nubile overrated native giraffe

isn't that basically Venice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2Elisa#25783739)