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bump for the ham and eggers on this board
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ham and eggers should die
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: rose electric incel

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Beta garrison becky



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: umber organic girlfriend



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Trip Fishy Mexican



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nofapping office



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: crawly church

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Heady hot meetinghouse party of the first part



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: rose electric incel



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Rusted idiotic nowag

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: judgmental talented roommate

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Buff Infuriating Library Private Investor

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling bright water buffalo



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Metal corner kitty



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: henna motley cuckoldry

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Sapphire Center



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: concupiscible locale

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: rose electric incel



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: concupiscible locale



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: concupiscible locale

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Crimson hunting ground

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: concupiscible locale

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Crimson hunting ground

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: irate sanctuary macaca

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: pale doctorate

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: fuchsia tripping step-uncle's house puppy



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: concupiscible locale



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: dashing potus tank



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: concupiscible locale



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: pale doctorate

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Laughsome useless piazza



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: harsh hell police squad

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: pale doctorate

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Erotic house



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: irate sanctuary macaca



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Out-of-control Jet-lagged Headpube



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: alcoholic spot legend



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Cerebral up-to-no-good school cafeteria idea he suggested



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz university



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Marvelous honey-headed ticket booth



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Federal Tanning Salon

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: rebellious site ceo



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: concupiscible locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#27989075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Seedy Yarmulke Stead

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: concupiscible locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616770)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Seedy Yarmulke Stead

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Claret Base

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed nursing home partner

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Boyish sticky shrine idiot



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: arousing twisted orchestra pit



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: arousing twisted orchestra pit



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed nursing home partner

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Claret Base



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: comical immigrant menage

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Stirring home



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: light forum



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: crystalline racy mental disorder mediation



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: rose electric incel

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: frum kitchen



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Rusted idiotic nowag



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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: supple ungodly stag film reading party



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Author: aqua dragon



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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: concupiscible locale



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: concupiscible locale



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:06 AM
Author: spectacular boiling water



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Date: December 9th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Cuck



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Senate Cuck



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Date: June 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: crystalline racy mental disorder mediation



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Date: January 26th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: supple ungodly stag film reading party



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Author: razzmatazz university



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Author: crystalline racy mental disorder mediation



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Author: razzmatazz university



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Author: sinister irradiated trump supporter

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