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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
unholy wagecucks
  02/08/15
Laughed out loud just now
Mewling sienna state
  07/15/15
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galvanic electric furnace national security agency
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Judgmental comical den
  02/19/17
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sickened associate sex offender
  11/25/17
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Judgmental comical den
  10/07/20
Poasting
boyish native potus
  08/11/16
"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
Laughsome poppy site
  07/06/14
gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a su...
Offensive exciting sandwich hell
  07/06/14
180
Umber preventive strike
  07/07/14
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Dead Friendly Grandma University
  02/02/16
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sickened associate sex offender
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shivering resort pocket flask
  11/26/17
- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
Burgundy nibblets
  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
Offensive exciting sandwich hell
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galvanic electric furnace national security agency
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cocky dragon
  11/25/14
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Fear-inspiring base
  12/02/14
rofl
Rusted Fluffy Address
  12/02/14
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excitant community account
  09/21/20
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dashing temple
  11/04/21
what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo
  07/06/14
what?
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
What do you mean what? You, a young millenial male, sit a...
Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo
  07/06/14
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brilliant nubile theater
  07/06/14
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Rusted Fluffy Address
  12/02/14
...oh.
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
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Fishy Odious Theatre Gaping
  07/06/14
hahaha
tan tripping property puppy
  08/27/14
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mind-boggling half-breed
  12/21/14
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Violent Curious Mental Disorder Range
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Hyperactive goyim locale
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Cerebral school cafeteria mad cow disease
  05/13/20
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fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage
  07/09/20
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fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage
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fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage
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shivering resort pocket flask
  06/01/24
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Elite Shitlib Bawdyhouse
  10/05/24
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fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage
  11/08/24
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Hairless crusty trailer park background story
  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
Apoplectic provocative location goal in life
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
galvanic electric furnace national security agency
  12/02/14
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overrated people who are hurt
  07/06/14
180
Offensive exciting sandwich hell
  07/06/14
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chestnut irradiated knife
  07/06/14
thanks obama!
Harsh Glittery Pit
  07/06/14
OP may want to consider going pumo
bearded trip spot codepig
  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
alcoholic titillating windowlicker
  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo
  07/06/14
He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
pearly bat-shit-crazy genital piercing parlour
  07/07/14
LITERALLY the original Portland hipster: http://victoriah...
Drab church
  07/07/14
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Vivacious affirmative action haunted graveyard
  11/10/14
lol
orange seedy trust fund
  11/25/17
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Duck-like sick space
  08/24/24
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shivering resort pocket flask
  11/26/17
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soul-stirring stag film
  07/07/14
...
adulterous maroon box office
  07/07/14
ty
Big rigpig
  07/07/14
read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
peach thriller elastic band chapel
  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
clear multi-billionaire
  07/07/14
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Vivacious affirmative action haunted graveyard
  11/10/14
this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
Lilac telephone school
  11/20/20
Holy fuck.
Awkward public bath legal warrant
  07/07/14
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Citrine coldplay fan church building
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Onyx lettuce hall
  07/07/14
180
Exhilarant glassy hominid
  07/07/14
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Fishy Odious Theatre Gaping
  08/15/14
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autistic senate immigrant
  08/17/14
oh god oh -
Fishy Odious Theatre Gaping
  08/17/14
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Histrionic Lake Center
  08/27/14
180 quadrillion
Exhilarant glassy hominid
  08/27/14
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Awkward public bath legal warrant
  08/27/14
I still just am left mouth agape by this post.
Awkward public bath legal warrant
  08/27/14
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overrated people who are hurt
  08/27/14
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Appetizing ladyboy rehab
  08/27/14
180
coiffed step-uncle's house antidepressant drug
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Big rigpig
  08/28/14
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overrated people who are hurt
  11/06/14
jfc this is sensational.
Carnelian Forum
  11/06/14
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domesticated personal credit line juggernaut
  11/10/14
FUUUUCK
sticky casino candlestick maker
  11/10/14
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Appetizing ladyboy rehab
  11/10/14
Hiroshima
wine fortuitous meteor
  11/10/14
JFC
Racy quadroon
  11/12/14
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blue love of her life international law enforcement agency
  11/25/14
lol 180
Fear-inspiring base
  12/02/14
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up-to-no-good vigorous business firm doctorate
  12/21/14
180
cobalt private investor
  12/23/14
employees done here. find a new method of earning income, f...
Passionate coral kitty
  12/26/14
tyft
Judgmental comical den
  12/26/14
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overrated people who are hurt
  01/03/15
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contagious organic girlfriend gas station
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Passionate coral kitty
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contagious organic girlfriend gas station
  02/06/15
180
Claret queen of the night
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Aqua Heaven Degenerate
  02/08/15
Can't believe I missed this. 180.
fragrant brunch karate
  02/08/15
Jolly shit
unholy wagecucks
  02/08/15
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overrated people who are hurt
  02/16/15
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Claret queen of the night
  02/25/15
cr
Awkward public bath legal warrant
  02/25/15
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Jade Razzmatazz Fat Ankles Really Tough Guy
  03/22/15
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Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage
  04/29/15
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Jade Razzmatazz Fat Ankles Really Tough Guy
  05/23/15
Still the best thing on the Internet
Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage
  05/29/15
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Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage
  05/24/16
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fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit
  11/20/20
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Rusted Fluffy Address
  05/29/15
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bearded trip spot codepig
  05/29/15
stop
fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit
  05/31/15
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Bearded Cyan Stage
  07/15/15
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Big rigpig
  07/30/15
I am dying here.
Sapphire crotch
  07/30/15
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thirsty point new version
  08/15/15
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Violent Curious Mental Disorder Range
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Judgmental comical den
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cordovan office
  11/03/15
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Hyperactive goyim locale
  11/07/15
Never gets old.
Fear-inspiring base
  11/07/15
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Slippery adventurous deer antler menage
  11/07/15
Still devastating
Racy quadroon
  01/21/16
180 bump
mind-boggling half-breed
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talented honey-headed clown fanboi
  01/26/16
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gold spectacular library voyeur
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Lilac telephone school
  02/02/16
I am a faggot.
Dead Friendly Grandma University
  02/03/16
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cordovan office
  05/23/16
assure, not ensure
bateful dilemma
  05/24/16
Meriwether, not Meriwhether
Lilac telephone school
  04/24/21
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massive low-t locus
  08/11/16
Det
Razzle-dazzle lay
  01/05/17
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Floppy cumskin
  01/05/17
Devastating!
Sinister fantasy-prone market patrolman
  02/19/17
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Silver bespoke institution
  02/19/17
this is probably the best poast I've ever read
Razzle-dazzle lay
  02/19/17
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Canary filthpig
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Underhanded double fault national
  04/28/17
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Cerebral school cafeteria mad cow disease
  06/22/20
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fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit
  11/20/20
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Cerebral school cafeteria mad cow disease
  04/24/21
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shivering resort pocket flask
  03/16/24
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shivering resort pocket flask
  06/01/24
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shivering resort pocket flask
  06/16/24
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Judgmental comical den
  02/19/17
lulzy.
Amber Diverse Ticket Booth Factory Reset Button
  02/23/17
That young man had a future before this poast
cracking alpha
  02/23/17
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Ocher Marvelous Home
  02/23/17
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khaki hairraiser nursing home regret
  04/15/17
Never forget
beady-eyed pistol
  06/30/17
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arousing flatulent french chef whorehouse
  09/11/17
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Aggressive Parlor Tank
  11/25/17
why would you do this?
orange seedy trust fund
  11/25/17
180
sable razzle police squad persian
  11/25/17
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beady-eyed pistol
  11/25/17
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Magenta area
  11/25/17
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beady-eyed pistol
  12/03/17
https://iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/images_mani...
stirring dopamine cuckold
  12/03/17
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Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage
  01/15/18
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massive low-t locus
  01/18/18
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Lilac telephone school
  01/19/18
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green station
  01/20/18
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fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit
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fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit
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Awkward public bath legal warrant
  08/13/18
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avocado charismatic piazza giraffe
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Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge Brethren
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Lascivious marketing idea
  08/13/18
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blue love of her life international law enforcement agency
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mauve wonderful crackhouse famous landscape painting
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Crimson greedy tattoo
  05/07/19
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thirsty point new version
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Fiercely-loyal black woman
  05/01/20
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startling partner shrine
  05/01/20
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Impressive Principal's Office Wrinkle
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180 cruise ship
  05/01/20
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geriatric dysfunction
  05/01/20
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violent azure corner psychic
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Lilac telephone school
  09/21/20
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geriatric dysfunction
  09/21/20
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Judgmental comical den
  10/07/20
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sooty motley set incel
  10/07/20
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shivering resort pocket flask
  11/12/20
omg
light aromatic house volcanic crater
  11/12/20
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blue love of her life international law enforcement agency
  04/11/21
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Hyperactive goyim locale
  04/24/21
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Aggressive Parlor Tank
  05/05/21
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Electric kitchen becky
  05/05/21
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Lilac telephone school
  05/18/21
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Duck-like sick space
  05/18/21
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/DN1VLcdO101o3n...
Lilac telephone school
  05/24/21
I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure&rdq...
Multi-colored twisted turdskin
  12/25/21
ty for noticing I also corrected some other errors, like ...
Lilac telephone school
  05/07/22
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Elite Shitlib Bawdyhouse
  11/04/21
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fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage
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Aggressive Parlor Tank
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Flushed stock car trump supporter
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Iridescent scourge upon the earth
  12/25/21
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blue love of her life international law enforcement agency
  01/02/22
i think about this often
Infuriating Lodge
  03/15/22
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shivering resort pocket flask
  05/07/22
like, once a month or more
shivering resort pocket flask
  03/21/23
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shivering resort pocket flask
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Electric kitchen becky
  03/21/23
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Haunting party of the first part plaza
  03/15/22
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fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit
  01/08/23
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shivering resort pocket flask
  03/21/23
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Yapping grizzly philosopher-king
  03/21/23
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Fiercely-loyal black woman
  04/23/23
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swashbuckling azn stage
  09/27/23
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Stimulating Godawful Hospital
  12/22/23
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Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage
  06/01/24
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swashbuckling azn stage
  06/01/24
GOAT
Fear-inspiring base
  06/01/24
MODS!
Lemon frum sanctuary
  06/01/24
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shivering resort pocket flask
  06/01/24
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shivering resort pocket flask
  06/16/24
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navy supple mood faggotry
  08/24/24
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bistre stead bbw
  09/10/24
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Yapping grizzly philosopher-king
  09/12/24
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concupiscible sneaky criminal
  09/12/24
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shivering resort pocket flask
  10/05/24
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fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage
  11/15/24
I really like it here
Duck-like sick space
  11/15/24
I wail before the wall
slap-happy heady liquid oxygen
  11/20/20
...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
ebony yarmulke gay wizard
  07/06/14
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autistic senate immigrant
  07/06/14
outrageously underrated.
primrose messiness toilet seat
  11/10/14
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Lilac telephone school
  06/22/20
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Bat Shit Crazy Coffee Pot
  02/06/15
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shivering resort pocket flask
  05/07/22
Having this on resume is TTT
Apoplectic provocative location goal in life
  07/06/14
explain please
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
Apoplectic provocative location goal in life
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
Apoplectic provocative location goal in life
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo
  07/06/14
That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
ratface
  07/06/14
You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what...
sexy indigo travel guidebook abode
  07/06/14
...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
walnut weed whacker
  07/06/14
Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
Pale Idea He Suggested
  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
tanning salon place of business
  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
aquamarine son of senegal
  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
Bull headed roast beef
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
aquamarine son of senegal
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
Submissive meetinghouse nowag
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
...
massive low-t locus
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
emerald idiotic milk
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
aquamarine son of senegal
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
ruby metal cuckoldry internal respiration
  07/06/14
Lol faggot!!
Apoplectic provocative location goal in life
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
...
Hairless crusty trailer park background story
  07/06/14
...
Laughsome poppy site
  07/06/14
lol
Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
ruby metal cuckoldry internal respiration
  07/06/14
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soul-stirring stag film
  07/07/14
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doobsian garrison halford
  01/05/17
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shivering resort pocket flask
  11/12/20
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adulterous maroon box office
  11/20/20
(dwight schrute)
charcoal striped hyena
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
rough-skinned prole
  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
aquamarine son of senegal
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
Sweet Tailpipe
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
rough-skinned prole
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
Bull headed roast beef
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
Orchid
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
Orchid
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
Orchid
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
big-titted sound barrier
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
Orchid
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
big-titted sound barrier
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
Orchid
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
big-titted sound barrier
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
spruce boiling water
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
spruce boiling water
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
Brindle Therapy
  07/06/14
...
Hairless crusty trailer park background story
  07/06/14
180
frozen
  07/06/14
180
Pale Idea He Suggested
  07/06/14
(1)80
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
ty
autistic senate immigrant
  07/06/14
19-
soul-stirring stag film
  07/07/14
...
Purple pervert
  07/07/14
who were u guy infuenced by?
Burgundy nibblets
  07/07/14
...
Awkward public bath legal warrant
  07/07/14
180 i should do this
Umber preventive strike
  11/10/14
my thought exactly
Rusted Fluffy Address
  12/02/14
Clever
wine fortuitous meteor
  11/10/14
Lol
Fear-inspiring base
  11/07/15
...
Lascivious marketing idea
  08/13/18
Auto ding
gaped main people
  07/06/14
how so
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
emerald idiotic milk
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
emerald idiotic milk
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
wine fortuitous meteor
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
  07/07/14
...
Exhilarant glassy hominid
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
deranged bronze circlehead
  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
idiot
  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
Lilac telephone school
  05/07/22
...
Exhilarant glassy hominid
  11/25/14
should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
bipolar
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
Anal house-broken skinny woman
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
Pale Idea He Suggested
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
deep newt dog poop
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
autistic senate immigrant
  12/26/14
it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
bipolar
  12/26/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
Hot Ungodly Macaca
  02/06/15
I have a 180 interests section
red stain
  02/08/15
“Not working” “Spending my dad’s money” “Being a shiftless...
orange seedy trust fund
  12/03/17
Same
Outnumbered laser beams
  03/21/23
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buff
  02/08/15
Is it webcam ass gaping?
unholy wagecucks
  02/08/15
...
thirsty point new version
  04/08/15
I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel posit...
Narrow-minded twinkling depressive kitty cat
  08/16/15
...
thirsty point new version
  01/05/17
Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought ...
adulterous maroon box office
  01/05/17
not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
olive
  01/05/17
it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HA...
henna mother blood rage
  01/05/17
I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I ca...
self-absorbed masturbator death wish
  02/19/17
put something that completely does not match what you look l...
Painfully Honest
  11/25/17
NOWAG
orange seedy trust fund
  11/25/17
lol
orange seedy trust fund
  12/03/17
...
flirting mahogany boistinker
  02/03/19
...
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: unholy wagecucks

Just write "Hookers"

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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Mewling sienna state

Laughed out loud just now

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Date: November 3rd, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: galvanic electric furnace national security agency



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Judgmental comical den



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: sickened associate sex offender



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Judgmental comical den



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: boyish native potus

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Laughsome poppy site

"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Offensive exciting sandwich hell

gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a subtle way of getting the INFBump from musclenut employers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882329)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Umber preventive strike

180

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Dead Friendly Grandma University



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Date: January 5th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: sickened associate sex offender



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Date: November 26th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: shivering resort pocket flask



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Burgundy nibblets

- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private loans

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Offensive exciting sandwich hell

lol, tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882332)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: galvanic electric furnace national security agency



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: cocky dragon



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring base



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Rusted Fluffy Address

rofl

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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: excitant community account



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:21 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882157)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

what?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo

What do you mean what?

You, a young millenial male, sit at home with with no job and crusty socks, denied by 5s on okc, with 100k in educational debt, and you're fashioning an 'interests' section on a resume to ensure potential corporate employers you are as bland, obedient and politically correct as they come, so some affirmative action hire in HR can forward your resume and you can begin the bean counting you will call your career in the downwardly mobile society of a decaying country.

What do you think frontiersman, explorer and surveyor of unknown lands Meriwhether Lewis would think about the interests section on your resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882281)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: brilliant nubile theater



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Rusted Fluffy Address



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

...oh.

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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Fishy Odious Theatre Gaping



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: tan tripping property puppy

hahaha

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Date: December 21st, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling half-breed



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Date: August 15th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Violent Curious Mental Disorder Range



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Date: May 13th, 2020 3:05 AM
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Date: July 9th, 2020 11:07 AM
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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
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Date: December 28th, 2023 1:13 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2024 11:14 AM
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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Elite Shitlib Bawdyhouse



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Hairless crusty trailer park background story



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Apoplectic provocative location goal in life

JFC nice long play

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: galvanic electric furnace national security agency

This is why I come here.

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: overrated people who are hurt



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Offensive exciting sandwich hell

180

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: chestnut irradiated knife



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Harsh Glittery Pit

thanks obama!

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: bearded trip spot codepig

OP may want to consider going pumo

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: alcoholic titillating windowlicker

Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882618)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo

twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882629)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: pearly bat-shit-crazy genital piercing parlour

He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Drab church

LITERALLY the original Portland hipster:

http://victoriaheilshorn.com/sitebuilder/images/Meriwether_Lewis-367x461.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887976)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Vivacious affirmative action haunted graveyard



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: orange seedy trust fund

lol

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Date: August 24th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: Duck-like sick space



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Date: November 26th, 2017 12:41 AM
Author: shivering resort pocket flask



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring stag film



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Date: July 7th, 2014 1:38 AM
Author: adulterous maroon box office



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Date: July 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Big rigpig

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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: peach thriller elastic band chapel

read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breaking bad

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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: clear multi-billionaire

I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way too

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Date: November 10th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Vivacious affirmative action haunted graveyard



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Lilac telephone school

this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talking about applying to business school

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Awkward public bath legal warrant

Holy fuck.

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:17 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant glassy hominid

180

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Date: August 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Fishy Odious Theatre Gaping



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Date: August 17th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: autistic senate immigrant



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Date: August 17th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Fishy Odious Theatre Gaping

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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:40 AM
Author: Histrionic Lake Center



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant glassy hominid

180 quadrillion

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Date: August 27th, 2014 7:29 AM
Author: Awkward public bath legal warrant



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Awkward public bath legal warrant

I still just am left mouth agape by this post.

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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: overrated people who are hurt



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Date: August 27th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: coiffed step-uncle's house antidepressant drug

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Date: August 28th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Big rigpig



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Date: November 6th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: overrated people who are hurt



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Date: November 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Carnelian Forum

jfc this is sensational.

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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: domesticated personal credit line juggernaut



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: sticky casino candlestick maker

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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Appetizing ladyboy rehab



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Racy quadroon

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Date: November 25th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: blue love of her life international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring base

lol 180

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Date: December 21st, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good vigorous business firm doctorate



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: cobalt private investor

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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Passionate coral kitty

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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Judgmental comical den

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Date: January 3rd, 2015 8:16 AM
Author: overrated people who are hurt



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Claret queen of the night

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: fragrant brunch karate

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: unholy wagecucks

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Date: February 16th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: overrated people who are hurt



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Date: February 25th, 2015 1:24 AM
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Date: February 25th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: Awkward public bath legal warrant

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Date: May 23rd, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Jade Razzmatazz Fat Ankles Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27947510)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage

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Date: May 24th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Rusted Fluffy Address



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Author: bearded trip spot codepig



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Date: May 31st, 2015 7:44 PM
Author: fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit

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Author: Bearded Cyan Stage



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Author: Big rigpig



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Date: July 30th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Sapphire crotch

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Author: thirsty point new version



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Author: Violent Curious Mental Disorder Range



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Author: Judgmental comical den



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Author: cordovan office



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring base

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Author: Racy quadroon

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Date: January 21st, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling half-breed

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Author: talented honey-headed clown fanboi



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Author: Lilac telephone school



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Dead Friendly Grandma University

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Author: cordovan office



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Author: bateful dilemma

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Date: April 24th, 2021 2:14 AM
Author: Lilac telephone school

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Date: August 11th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: massive low-t locus



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lay

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Date: January 5th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Floppy cumskin



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Date: February 19th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Sinister fantasy-prone market patrolman

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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Silver bespoke institution



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32655683)



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Canary filthpig



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Author: Underhanded double fault national



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:09 AM
Author: Cerebral school cafeteria mad cow disease



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit



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Date: April 24th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Cerebral school cafeteria mad cow disease



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Author: shivering resort pocket flask



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Judgmental comical den



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Date: February 23rd, 2017 2:41 AM
Author: Amber Diverse Ticket Booth Factory Reset Button

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Date: February 23rd, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: cracking alpha

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Author: Ocher Marvelous Home



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Author: khaki hairraiser nursing home regret



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Date: June 30th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed pistol

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Date: September 11th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: arousing flatulent french chef whorehouse



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Author: Aggressive Parlor Tank



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: orange seedy trust fund

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Author: sable razzle police squad persian

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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed pistol



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Author: Magenta area



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed pistol



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: stirring dopamine cuckold

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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Cerise Field Old Irish Cottage



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Date: January 18th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: massive low-t locus



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Date: January 19th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Lilac telephone school



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Author: green station



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Author: fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit



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Author: Awkward public bath legal warrant



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Author: avocado charismatic piazza giraffe



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Author: Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge Brethren



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Author: Lascivious marketing idea



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Author: blue love of her life international law enforcement agency



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Author: thirsty point new version



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Author: Fiercely-loyal black woman



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Author: Lilac telephone school



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Author: geriatric dysfunction



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Author: Judgmental comical den



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Author: shivering resort pocket flask



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Author: light aromatic house volcanic crater

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Date: April 11th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: blue love of her life international law enforcement agency



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Author: Aggressive Parlor Tank



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Author: Electric kitchen becky



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Author: Lilac telephone school



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Author: Duck-like sick space



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Author: Lilac telephone school

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Date: December 25th, 2021 12:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored twisted turdskin

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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: Lilac telephone school

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Author: blue love of her life international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Infuriating Lodge

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Author: shivering resort pocket flask

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Author: Fear-inspiring base

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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: fighting kink-friendly keepsake machete theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343511)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Duck-like sick space

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343615)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: slap-happy heady liquid oxygen

I wail before the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407456)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882158)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: ebony yarmulke gay wizard

Just say:

Race realism

Neoreaction

Men's Rights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882159)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: autistic senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882194)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: primrose messiness toilet seat

outrageously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688916)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Lilac telephone school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40470494)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262857)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: shivering resort pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470792)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic provocative location goal in life

Having this on resume is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

explain please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic provocative location goal in life

Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. They only care if you can do the work they need done and if you can communicate better than an XO aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic provocative location goal in life

"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and baking pastries!!! Let's get him in here!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo

ti, oc, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882296)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author:  ratface

That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk about, leads to better interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: sexy indigo travel guidebook abode

You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what lies you put on your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882248)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author:  walnut weed whacker

Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Pale Idea He Suggested

Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author:  tanning salon place of business

And TRUMPholing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Bull headed roast beef

Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the interests are fake-ish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Submissive meetinghouse nowag

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: massive low-t locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: ruby metal cuckoldry internal respiration

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic provocative location goal in life

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Hairless crusty trailer park background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Laughsome poppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic toaster ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: ruby metal cuckoldry internal respiration

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: doobsian garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: shivering resort pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: adulterous maroon box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author:  charcoal striped hyena

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned prole

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author:  Sweet Tailpipe

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned prole

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Bull headed roast beef

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author:  Orchid

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author:  Orchid

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author:  Orchid

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: big-titted sound barrier

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author:  Orchid

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: big-titted sound barrier

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author:  Orchid

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: big-titted sound barrier

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: spruce boiling water

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: spruce boiling water

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author:  Brindle Therapy

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Hairless crusty trailer park background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: frozen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Pale Idea He Suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: autistic senate immigrant

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring stag film

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Purple pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Burgundy nibblets

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Awkward public bath legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Umber preventive strike

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Rusted Fluffy Address

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring base

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Lascivious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: gaped main people

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: emerald idiotic milk

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: 

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: deranged bronze circlehead

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author:  idiot

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Lilac telephone school

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author:  bipolar

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Anal house-broken skinny woman

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Pale Idea He Suggested

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: deep newt dog poop

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: autistic senate immigrant

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author:  bipolar

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Hot Ungodly Macaca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: red stain

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: orange seedy trust fund

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered laser beams

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: buff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: unholy wagecucks

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: thirsty point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling depressive kitty cat

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: thirsty point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: adulterous maroon box office

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author:  olive

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author:  henna mother blood rage

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed masturbator death wish

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Painfully Honest

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: orange seedy trust fund

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: orange seedy trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: flirting mahogany boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: fuchsia chest-beating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Mint misunderstood mediation

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: transparent federal mexican
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500292)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Lemon frum sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47709989)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: stubborn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Carmine twinkling uncleanness athletic conference

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: beta



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered laser beams

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author: Lavender

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  medicated reading party

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse mad-dog skullcap hunting ground

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500308)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:10 AM
Author:  garnet jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47873246)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: opaque disturbing

https://suno.com/song/78606ed5-51c1-407a-bc60-8fe2ed0b567b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070048)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful chad cuck

Easily the gayest part of any resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070051)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Yapping grizzly philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48081997)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: blue love of her life international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49422143)