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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
Filthy Mustard Mad Cow Disease
  02/08/15
Laughed out loud just now
lilac vigorous stage
  07/15/15
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red stag film
  11/03/15
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Iridescent odious double fault
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provocative place of business
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Iridescent odious double fault
  10/07/20
Poasting
galvanic multi-billionaire
  08/11/16
"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
high-end cobalt range internal respiration
  07/06/14
gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a su...
Dun Aphrodisiac Persian Mexican
  07/06/14
180
Comical Round Eye
  07/07/14
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Navy nibblets
  02/02/16
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provocative place of business
  01/05/17
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  11/26/17
- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
peach potus boistinker
  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
Dun Aphrodisiac Persian Mexican
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red stag film
  07/06/14
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Territorial claret idea he suggested hospital
  11/25/14
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Greedy university people who are hurt
  12/02/14
rofl
Rusted wonderful gas station haunted graveyard
  12/02/14
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Elite fat ankles half-breed
  09/21/20
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aromatic puppy
  11/04/21
what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
vivacious institution old irish cottage
  07/06/14
what?
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
What do you mean what? You, a young millenial male, sit a...
vivacious institution old irish cottage
  07/06/14
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Maniacal Cumskin Meetinghouse
  07/06/14
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Rusted wonderful gas station haunted graveyard
  12/02/14
...oh.
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
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dark bawdyhouse
  07/06/14
hahaha
multi-colored clown ticket booth
  08/27/14
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exciting dingle berry point
  12/21/14
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Marvelous sapphire antidepressant drug
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Supple maroon nowag wagecucks
  11/14/17
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free-loading bearded stain queen of the night
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silver exhilarant fanboi
  07/09/20
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silver exhilarant fanboi
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silver exhilarant fanboi
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  06/01/24
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Violent step-uncle's house personal credit line
  10/05/24
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silver exhilarant fanboi
  11/08/24
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Gay Twisted Organic Girlfriend
  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
Charismatic spruce boiling water den
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
red stag film
  12/02/14
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Trip Effete Corner Immigrant
  07/06/14
180
Dun Aphrodisiac Persian Mexican
  07/06/14
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coral fragrant indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  07/06/14
thanks obama!
Hilarious stimulating address
  07/06/14
OP may want to consider going pumo
Passionate national security agency giraffe
  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
Emerald swashbuckling faggotry patrolman
  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
vivacious institution old irish cottage
  07/06/14
He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
floppy idiotic hairy legs parlor
  07/07/14
LITERALLY the original Portland hipster: http://victoriah...
bespoke lay
  07/07/14
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At-the-ready Rehab Masturbator
  11/10/14
lol
Ruddy abode blood rage
  11/25/17
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carmine adventurous theater stage newt
  08/24/24
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  11/26/17
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light geriatric station
  07/07/14
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bossy lemon trump supporter
  07/07/14
ty
Dashing Chartreuse Senate
  07/07/14
read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
Histrionic church building idiot
  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
Lascivious bat-shit-crazy shitlib
  07/07/14
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At-the-ready Rehab Masturbator
  11/10/14
this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
Flushed cracking property
  11/20/20
Holy fuck.
excitant fighting chapel filthpig
  07/07/14
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talented stubborn really tough guy
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mentally impaired casino cuckold
  07/07/14
180
contagious theatre striped hyena
  07/07/14
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dark bawdyhouse
  08/15/14
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crawly circlehead
  08/17/14
oh god oh -
dark bawdyhouse
  08/17/14
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Razzmatazz mood
  08/27/14
180 quadrillion
contagious theatre striped hyena
  08/27/14
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excitant fighting chapel filthpig
  08/27/14
I still just am left mouth agape by this post.
excitant fighting chapel filthpig
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Trip Effete Corner Immigrant
  08/27/14
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aggressive sadistic native
  08/27/14
180
apoplectic voyeur son of senegal
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Dashing Chartreuse Senate
  08/28/14
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Trip Effete Corner Immigrant
  11/06/14
jfc this is sensational.
Irradiated electric furnace
  11/06/14
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Shimmering yapping market
  11/10/14
FUUUUCK
mauve toaster karate
  11/10/14
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aggressive sadistic native
  11/10/14
Hiroshima
Arousing wine water buffalo
  11/10/14
JFC
Indecent racy locus
  11/12/14
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rambunctious menage alpha
  11/25/14
lol 180
Greedy university people who are hurt
  12/02/14
...
violet sexy coldplay fan
  12/21/14
180
Hairraiser Submissive Hall
  12/23/14
employees done here. find a new method of earning income, f...
curious sandwich kitty cat
  12/26/14
tyft
Iridescent odious double fault
  12/26/14
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Trip Effete Corner Immigrant
  01/03/15
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180 reading party
  01/03/15
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curious sandwich kitty cat
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180 reading party
  02/06/15
180
sickened love of her life boltzmann
  02/06/15
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Shaky dysfunction
  02/08/15
Can't believe I missed this. 180.
crystalline doctorate athletic conference
  02/08/15
Jolly shit
Filthy Mustard Mad Cow Disease
  02/08/15
...
Trip Effete Corner Immigrant
  02/16/15
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sickened love of her life boltzmann
  02/25/15
cr
excitant fighting chapel filthpig
  02/25/15
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painfully honest orange main people public bath
  03/22/15
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Snowy useless brakes
  04/29/15
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painfully honest orange main people public bath
  05/23/15
Still the best thing on the Internet
Snowy useless brakes
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Snowy useless brakes
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Slate Brethren Principal's Office
  11/20/20
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Rusted wonderful gas station haunted graveyard
  05/29/15
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Passionate national security agency giraffe
  05/29/15
stop
Slate Brethren Principal's Office
  05/31/15
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Stirring affirmative action
  07/15/15
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Dashing Chartreuse Senate
  07/30/15
I am dying here.
Grizzly Mad-dog Skullcap Center
  07/30/15
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Deranged magical whorehouse legend
  08/15/15
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Marvelous sapphire antidepressant drug
  08/16/15
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Iridescent odious double fault
  08/16/15
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glittery bipolar dopamine
  11/03/15
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Supple maroon nowag wagecucks
  11/07/15
Never gets old.
Greedy university people who are hurt
  11/07/15
...
Lavender Ladyboy Pistol
  11/07/15
Still devastating
Indecent racy locus
  01/21/16
180 bump
exciting dingle berry point
  01/21/16
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salmon low-t plaza coffee pot
  01/26/16
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Concupiscible hot shrine
  01/26/16
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Flushed cracking property
  02/02/16
I am a faggot.
Navy nibblets
  02/03/16
...
glittery bipolar dopamine
  05/23/16
assure, not ensure
Heady Psychic Philosopher-king
  05/24/16
Meriwether, not Meriwhether
Flushed cracking property
  04/24/21
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Doobsian Stock Car Kitty
  08/11/16
Det
Mildly autistic selfie
  01/05/17
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Plum Cerebral House Toilet Seat
  01/05/17
Devastating!
Smoky Cowardly Gay Wizard Forum
  02/19/17
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appetizing glassy liquid oxygen
  02/19/17
this is probably the best poast I've ever read
Mildly autistic selfie
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Spectacular crotch
  02/23/17
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Razzle bat shit crazy police squad
  04/28/17
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free-loading bearded stain queen of the night
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Slate Brethren Principal's Office
  11/20/20
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free-loading bearded stain queen of the night
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  03/16/24
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  06/01/24
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  06/16/24
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Iridescent odious double fault
  02/19/17
lulzy.
Yellow Regret Site
  02/23/17
That young man had a future before this poast
laughsome outnumbered knife
  02/23/17
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Frozen jew
  02/23/17
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poppy locale legal warrant
  04/15/17
Never forget
Electric walnut lettuce
  06/30/17
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Alcoholic crackhouse
  09/11/17
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opaque bateful mother
  11/25/17
why would you do this?
Ruddy abode blood rage
  11/25/17
180
Hideous abusive pisswyrm set
  11/25/17
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Electric walnut lettuce
  11/25/17
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Sooty Dragon Party Of The First Part
  11/25/17
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Electric walnut lettuce
  12/03/17
https://iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/images_mani...
Thriller turquoise ceo
  12/03/17
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Snowy useless brakes
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Doobsian Stock Car Kitty
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Flushed cracking property
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Drab partner cruise ship
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Slate Brethren Principal's Office
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Slate Brethren Principal's Office
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excitant fighting chapel filthpig
  08/13/18
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useless stead pervert
  08/13/18
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abnormal obsidian dilemma
  08/13/18
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Insecure juggernaut
  08/13/18
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rambunctious menage alpha
  10/04/18
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hyperactive razzle-dazzle location degenerate
  10/04/18
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autistic cordovan theater preventive strike
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Deranged magical whorehouse legend
  05/31/19
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disgusting jade orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/20
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fiercely-loyal home
  05/01/20
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Massive Goyim Trailer Park
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milky pit
  05/01/20
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Boyish Olive Base Roommate
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Motley area
  06/14/20
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Flushed cracking property
  09/21/20
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Boyish Olive Base Roommate
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Iridescent odious double fault
  10/07/20
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Beady-eyed wrinkle cuckoldry
  10/07/20
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  11/12/20
omg
bearded bbw
  11/12/20
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rambunctious menage alpha
  04/11/21
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Supple maroon nowag wagecucks
  04/24/21
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opaque bateful mother
  05/05/21
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Jet-lagged bisexual community account
  05/05/21
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Flushed cracking property
  05/18/21
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carmine adventurous theater stage newt
  05/18/21
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/DN1VLcdO101o3n...
Flushed cracking property
  05/24/21
I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure&rdq...
Vibrant parlour
  12/25/21
ty for noticing I also corrected some other errors, like ...
Flushed cracking property
  05/07/22
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Violent step-uncle's house personal credit line
  11/04/21
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silver exhilarant fanboi
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opaque bateful mother
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Brilliant Stage
  12/24/21
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Kink-friendly school cafeteria
  12/25/21
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rambunctious menage alpha
  01/02/22
i think about this often
honey-headed flirting nursing home
  03/15/22
...
Diverse amethyst jewess
  05/07/22
like, once a month or more
Diverse amethyst jewess
  03/21/23
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  03/16/24
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Jet-lagged bisexual community account
  03/21/23
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purple up-to-no-good piazza
  03/15/22
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Slate Brethren Principal's Office
  01/08/23
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  03/21/23
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Offensive soul-stirring national faggot firefighter
  03/21/23
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disgusting jade orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness
  04/23/23
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judgmental brunch mediation
  09/27/23
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onyx mind-boggling heaven
  12/22/23
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Snowy useless brakes
  06/01/24
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judgmental brunch mediation
  06/01/24
GOAT
Greedy university people who are hurt
  06/01/24
MODS!
Beta dull tanning salon
  06/01/24
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  06/01/24
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  06/16/24
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avocado sex offender
  08/24/24
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fuchsia lodge volcanic crater
  09/10/24
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Offensive soul-stirring national faggot firefighter
  09/12/24
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titillating crusty deer antler goal in life
  09/12/24
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  10/05/24
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silver exhilarant fanboi
  11/15/24
I really like it here
carmine adventurous theater stage newt
  11/15/24
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Post nut horror
  03/21/26
I wail before the wall
scourge upon the earth pocket flask
  11/20/20
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Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
ocher roast beef
  07/06/14
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crawly circlehead
  07/06/14
outrageously underrated.
alcoholic library background story
  11/10/14
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Flushed cracking property
  06/22/20
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azn hell
  02/06/15
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  05/07/22
Having this on resume is TTT
Charismatic spruce boiling water den
  07/06/14
explain please
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
Charismatic spruce boiling water den
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
Charismatic spruce boiling water den
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
vivacious institution old irish cottage
  07/06/14
That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
fishy gunner new version
  07/06/14
You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what...
factory reset button
  07/06/14
...
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
chad field
  07/06/14
Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
lake codepig
  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
medicated tattoo garrison
  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
Copper marketing idea church
  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
Indigo kitchen generalized bond
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
Copper marketing idea church
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
cocky resort
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
...
Doobsian Stock Car Kitty
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
Big maize gaping
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
Copper marketing idea church
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
jet black woman state
  07/06/14
Lol faggot!!
Charismatic spruce boiling water den
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
...
Gay Twisted Organic Girlfriend
  07/06/14
...
high-end cobalt range internal respiration
  07/06/14
lol
vivacious institution old irish cottage
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
jet black woman state
  07/06/14
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light geriatric station
  07/07/14
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sepia spot
  01/05/17
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Diverse amethyst jewess
  11/12/20
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bossy lemon trump supporter
  11/20/20
(dwight schrute)
chrome office jap
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
gold french chef
  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
Copper marketing idea church
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
magenta incel elastic band
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
gold french chef
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
Indigo kitchen generalized bond
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
khaki temple turdskin
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
khaki temple turdskin
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
khaki temple turdskin
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
Ultramarine Hyperventilating Corn Cake Becky
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
khaki temple turdskin
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
Ultramarine Hyperventilating Corn Cake Becky
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
khaki temple turdskin
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
Ultramarine Hyperventilating Corn Cake Becky
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
Learning Disabled School
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
Learning Disabled School
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
Cuck
  07/06/14
...
Gay Twisted Organic Girlfriend
  07/06/14
180
Flickering Associate
  07/06/14
180
lake codepig
  07/06/14
(1)80
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
ty
crawly circlehead
  07/06/14
19-
light geriatric station
  07/07/14
...
mewling trust fund sanctuary
  07/07/14
who were u guy infuenced by?
peach potus boistinker
  07/07/14
...
excitant fighting chapel filthpig
  07/07/14
180 i should do this
Comical Round Eye
  11/10/14
my thought exactly
Rusted wonderful gas station haunted graveyard
  12/02/14
Clever
Arousing wine water buffalo
  11/10/14
Lol
Greedy university people who are hurt
  11/07/15
...
Insecure juggernaut
  08/13/18
Auto ding
space
  07/06/14
how so
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
Big maize gaping
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
Big maize gaping
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
Arousing wine water buffalo
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
overrated crimson business firm prole
  07/07/14
...
contagious theatre striped hyena
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
Translucent box office
  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
Flushed cracking property
  05/07/22
...
contagious theatre striped hyena
  11/25/14
should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
Shivering fortuitous meteor
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
infuriating ratface gaming laptop
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
lake codepig
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
Deep
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
crawly circlehead
  12/26/14
it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
Shivering fortuitous meteor
  12/26/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
narrow-minded
  02/06/15
I have a 180 interests section
Sable sneaky criminal therapy
  02/08/15
“Not working” “Spending my dad’s money” “Being a shiftless...
Ruddy abode blood rage
  12/03/17
Same
buff depressive
  03/21/23
...
  02/08/15
Is it webcam ass gaping?
Filthy Mustard Mad Cow Disease
  02/08/15
...
Deranged magical whorehouse legend
  04/08/15
I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel posit...
Genital Piercing
  08/16/15
...
Deranged magical whorehouse legend
  01/05/17
Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought ...
bossy lemon trump supporter
  01/05/17
not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
quadroon
  01/05/17
it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HA...
  01/05/17
I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I ca...
primrose out-of-control tank
  02/19/17
put something that completely does not match what you look l...
big-titted
  11/25/17
NOWAG
Ruddy abode blood rage
  11/25/17
lol
Ruddy abode blood rage
  12/03/17
...
rose metal candlestick maker
  02/03/19
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882147)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Filthy Mustard Mad Cow Disease

Just write "Hookers"

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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: lilac vigorous stage

Laughed out loud just now

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Date: November 3rd, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: red stag film



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Iridescent odious double fault



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: provocative place of business



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Iridescent odious double fault



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: galvanic multi-billionaire

Poasting

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: high-end cobalt range internal respiration

"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Dun Aphrodisiac Persian Mexican

gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a subtle way of getting the INFBump from musclenut employers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882329)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Comical Round Eye

180

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Navy nibblets



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Date: January 5th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: provocative place of business



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Date: November 26th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Diverse amethyst jewess



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: peach potus boistinker

- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882151)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Dun Aphrodisiac Persian Mexican

lol, tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882332)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: red stag film



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Territorial claret idea he suggested hospital



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Greedy university people who are hurt



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Rusted wonderful gas station haunted graveyard

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26845262)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Elite fat ankles half-breed



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: aromatic puppy



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: vivacious institution old irish cottage

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882157)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882184)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: vivacious institution old irish cottage

What do you mean what?

You, a young millenial male, sit at home with with no job and crusty socks, denied by 5s on okc, with 100k in educational debt, and you're fashioning an 'interests' section on a resume to ensure potential corporate employers you are as bland, obedient and politically correct as they come, so some affirmative action hire in HR can forward your resume and you can begin the bean counting you will call your career in the downwardly mobile society of a decaying country.

What do you think frontiersman, explorer and surveyor of unknown lands Meriwhether Lewis would think about the interests section on your resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882281)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Maniacal Cumskin Meetinghouse



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Rusted wonderful gas station haunted graveyard



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

...oh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882308)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: dark bawdyhouse



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: multi-colored clown ticket booth

hahaha

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Date: December 21st, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: exciting dingle berry point



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Date: August 15th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Marvelous sapphire antidepressant drug



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Date: May 13th, 2020 3:05 AM
Author: free-loading bearded stain queen of the night



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Date: July 9th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: silver exhilarant fanboi



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: silver exhilarant fanboi



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Date: December 28th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: silver exhilarant fanboi



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Date: June 1st, 2024 11:14 AM
Author: Diverse amethyst jewess



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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Violent step-uncle's house personal credit line



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Date: November 8th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: silver exhilarant fanboi



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Gay Twisted Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Charismatic spruce boiling water den

JFC nice long play

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: red stag film

This is why I come here.

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Trip Effete Corner Immigrant



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Dun Aphrodisiac Persian Mexican

180

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: coral fragrant indian lodge sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Hilarious stimulating address

thanks obama!

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Passionate national security agency giraffe

OP may want to consider going pumo

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Emerald swashbuckling faggotry patrolman

Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882618)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: vivacious institution old irish cottage

twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882629)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: floppy idiotic hairy legs parlor

He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883343)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: bespoke lay

LITERALLY the original Portland hipster:

http://victoriaheilshorn.com/sitebuilder/images/Meriwether_Lewis-367x461.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887976)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready Rehab Masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Ruddy abode blood rage

lol

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Date: August 24th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: carmine adventurous theater stage newt



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Date: November 26th, 2017 12:41 AM
Author: Diverse amethyst jewess



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: light geriatric station



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Date: July 7th, 2014 1:38 AM
Author: bossy lemon trump supporter



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Date: July 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Dashing Chartreuse Senate

ty

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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: Histrionic church building idiot

read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breaking bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883801)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Lascivious bat-shit-crazy shitlib

I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way too

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Date: November 10th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready Rehab Masturbator



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Flushed cracking property

this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talking about applying to business school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407469)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: excitant fighting chapel filthpig

Holy fuck.

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: talented stubborn really tough guy



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired casino cuckold



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: contagious theatre striped hyena

180

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Date: August 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: dark bawdyhouse



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Date: August 17th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: crawly circlehead



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Date: August 17th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: dark bawdyhouse

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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mood



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:41 AM
Author: contagious theatre striped hyena

180 quadrillion

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Date: August 27th, 2014 7:29 AM
Author: excitant fighting chapel filthpig



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: excitant fighting chapel filthpig

I still just am left mouth agape by this post.

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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Trip Effete Corner Immigrant



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic native



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Date: August 27th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: apoplectic voyeur son of senegal

180

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Date: August 28th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing Chartreuse Senate



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Date: November 6th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Trip Effete Corner Immigrant



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Date: November 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Irradiated electric furnace

jfc this is sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26665076)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Shimmering yapping market



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: mauve toaster karate

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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic native



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Arousing wine water buffalo

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Indecent racy locus

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Date: November 25th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: rambunctious menage alpha



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Greedy university people who are hurt

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Date: December 21st, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: violet sexy coldplay fan



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Submissive Hall

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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: curious sandwich kitty cat

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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Iridescent odious double fault

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Date: January 3rd, 2015 8:16 AM
Author: Trip Effete Corner Immigrant



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: 180 reading party



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: sickened love of her life boltzmann

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: crystalline doctorate athletic conference

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Filthy Mustard Mad Cow Disease

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Date: February 16th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Trip Effete Corner Immigrant



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Date: February 25th, 2015 1:24 AM
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Date: February 25th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: excitant fighting chapel filthpig

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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Diverse amethyst jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48168110)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: silver exhilarant fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343511)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: carmine adventurous theater stage newt

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343615)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49760149)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth pocket flask

I wail before the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407456)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Big maize gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882158)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author:  ocher roast beef

Just say:

Race realism

Neoreaction

Men's Rights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882159)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: crawly circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882194)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author:  alcoholic library background story

outrageously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688916)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Flushed cracking property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40470494)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author:  azn hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262857)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Diverse amethyst jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470792)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Charismatic spruce boiling water den

Having this on resume is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

explain please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Charismatic spruce boiling water den

Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. They only care if you can do the work they need done and if you can communicate better than an XO aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Charismatic spruce boiling water den

"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and baking pastries!!! Let's get him in here!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: vivacious institution old irish cottage

ti, oc, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882296)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: fishy gunner new version

That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk about, leads to better interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author:  factory reset button

You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what lies you put on your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Big maize gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882248)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author:  chad field

Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: lake codepig

Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author:  medicated tattoo garrison

And TRUMPholing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Copper marketing idea church

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Indigo kitchen generalized bond

Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the interests are fake-ish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: Copper marketing idea church

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: cocky resort

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Doobsian Stock Car Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Copper marketing idea church

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: jet black woman state

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Charismatic spruce boiling water den

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Gay Twisted Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: high-end cobalt range internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: vivacious institution old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: jet black woman state

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: light geriatric station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author:  sepia spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Diverse amethyst jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: bossy lemon trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: chrome office jap

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author:  gold french chef

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Copper marketing idea church

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: magenta incel elastic band

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author:  gold french chef

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Indigo kitchen generalized bond

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author:  khaki temple turdskin

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author:  khaki temple turdskin

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author:  khaki temple turdskin

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hyperventilating Corn Cake Becky

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author:  khaki temple turdskin

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hyperventilating Corn Cake Becky

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author:  khaki temple turdskin

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Hyperventilating Corn Cake Becky

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Learning Disabled School

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Learning Disabled School

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author:  Cuck

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Gay Twisted Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Flickering Associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: lake codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: crawly circlehead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: light geriatric station

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: mewling trust fund sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: peach potus boistinker

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: excitant fighting chapel filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Comical Round Eye

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Rusted wonderful gas station haunted graveyard

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Arousing wine water buffalo

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Greedy university people who are hurt

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Insecure juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author:  space

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Big maize gaping

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Arousing wine water buffalo

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: overrated crimson business firm prole

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: contagious theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Translucent box office

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: 

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Flushed cracking property

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: contagious theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Shivering fortuitous meteor

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author:  infuriating ratface gaming laptop

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: lake codepig

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Deep

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: crawly circlehead

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Shivering fortuitous meteor

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author:  narrow-minded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Sable sneaky criminal therapy

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Ruddy abode blood rage

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author:  buff depressive

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Filthy Mustard Mad Cow Disease

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Deranged magical whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author:  Genital Piercing

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Deranged magical whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: bossy lemon trump supporter

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author:  quadroon

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: 

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: primrose out-of-control tank

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: big-titted

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Ruddy abode blood rage

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: Ruddy abode blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: rose metal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: Slate Brethren Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: ruby ape

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author:  Famous Landscape Painting
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500292)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Beta dull tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47709989)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: chest-beating hissy fit

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author:  buff depressive

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author:  indirect expression

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  mint dog poop

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: citrine rigor

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500308)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Ivory skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47873246)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: cream

https://suno.com/song/78606ed5-51c1-407a-bc60-8fe2ed0b567b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070048)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author:  halford

Easily the gayest part of any resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070051)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Offensive soul-stirring national faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48081997)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: rambunctious menage alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49422143)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Pet Relief Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49760153)