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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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internet-worthy hateful travel guidebook
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crystalline pungent clown gaping
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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tan abode
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
excitant hell degenerate
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
vigorous abnormal step-uncle's house giraffe
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Olive Provocative Telephone
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Passionate library faggot firefighter
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Passionate library faggot firefighter
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still funny.
irradiated regret
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Appetizing confused crackhouse codepig
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embarrassed to the bone drab stead
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spectacular ivory pocket flask skinny woman
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seedy curious locus dingle berry
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Lilac Trip Police Squad Church Building
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Still 180
glittery marketing idea cuck
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Lilac Trip Police Squad Church Building
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Boyish Bonkers Rehab
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tan abode
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
vigorous abnormal step-uncle's house giraffe
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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vigorous abnormal step-uncle's house giraffe
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: multi-colored garnet tank

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Abusive indian lodge fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy hateful travel guidebook



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Boyish Bonkers Rehab

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: crystalline pungent clown gaping



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: smoky territorial institution sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling jet state

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: excitant hell degenerate

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: vigorous abnormal step-uncle's house giraffe

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Adventurous infuriating theatre

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling jet state



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring dashing piazza faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31271112)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Olive Provocative Telephone



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Passionate library faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Passionate library faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: irradiated regret

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Appetizing confused crackhouse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone drab stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular ivory pocket flask skinny woman



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: seedy curious locus dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Lilac Trip Police Squad Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: glittery marketing idea cuck

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Lilac Trip Police Squad Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Boyish Bonkers Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: vigorous abnormal step-uncle's house giraffe

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Lilac Trip Police Squad Church Building

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: vigorous abnormal step-uncle's house giraffe

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Lilac Trip Police Squad Church Building

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Galvanic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Indigo Shaky University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: stimulating cruise ship affirmative action

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Cobalt Native Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Passionate library faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#49168452)