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Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/10/14 ... Fluffy brilliant theatre   10/10/14 laughing so hard at this Lime spectacular principal's office indirect expression   10/18/14 what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/08/16 https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z goy orbison   10/06/25 ... Thirsty Filthpig Home   05/15/22 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 Depends. How attractive is she? cowardly canary son of senegal   10/09/14 not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ... sickened mischievous coldplay fan indian lodge   10/11/14 ? Navy Garrison   10/11/14 imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. sickened mischievous coldplay fan indian lodge   10/11/14 ... concupiscible base   10/27/14 bump for columbus day Diverse sooty school cafeteria travel guidebook   10/06/15 At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl Irate cumskin   12/25/15 ... alcoholic stage cuckoldry   02/05/17 lol chrome bearded tank   10/09/14 Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p... Vivacious office love of her life   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ... electric cyan police squad theater   10/09/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/09/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/10/14 He speaks for all of us Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/09/14 ... Henna area really tough guy   10/09/14 Sounds like Festivus Fishy psychic corner   10/09/14 Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me... orange dilemma   10/09/14 Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha... Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/09/14 yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp... vermilion duck-like hell   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele... aqua slippery whorehouse boltzmann   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/09/14 ... Boyish place of business   10/09/14 could send her a "rate this line" and then send th... Violent talented point becky   10/09/14 Shrewd Mind-boggling national prole   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 Twist: She already sent him the lick message. aqua slippery whorehouse boltzmann   10/09/14 ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/09/14 180 self-centered seedy library preventive strike   10/09/14 180 blue university   10/09/14 180^180 Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 ... excitant pea-brained deer antler digit ratio   10/09/14 what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh electric cyan police squad theater   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality Violent talented point becky   10/09/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. Soul-stirring stock car state   10/09/14 second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/09/14 ... Navy Garrison   10/09/14 No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. pink rambunctious step-uncle's house giraffe   10/09/14 wildly underrated White racy round eye stain   10/09/14 ... multi-colored chartreuse station yarmulke   12/06/14 ... Floppy embarrassed to the bone windowlicker   10/10/20 You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you... Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza   10/09/14 describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/09/14 i have no recollection of posting in this thread Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/08/16 ... vengeful trip set   10/31/16 OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? Navy Garrison   10/09/14 ? Motley Useless Senate   10/09/14 it's a serious issue bro Navy Garrison   10/09/14 (xo 2014) mauve nursing home dingle berry   10/09/14 or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004 Thriller idea he suggested   10/09/14 a damning indictment. Twinkling curious lodge   10/11/14 180 Rebellious internal respiration   10/09/14 if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus... galvanic toaster   10/09/14 cr. swiping overrides biology Navy Garrison   10/09/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/09/14 Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist... Henna area really tough guy   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ... Henna area really tough guy   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) galvanic toaster   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin... Violent talented point becky   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 And 10/10 xo women Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/10/14 Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 Titcr Occam's razor bro Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/09/14 It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 ... aromatic box office nibblets   10/11/14 you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ... heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m... heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/09/14 ... heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 message back "well, at least one of us is hard." Twisted hissy fit   10/09/14 UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro... vermilion duck-like hell   10/09/14 lol Soul-stirring stock car state   10/09/14 180 Navy Garrison   10/09/14 lmao Confused lavender site fat ankles   10/09/14 tyft Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 Lol cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 ... Adulterous beady-eyed business firm   10/09/14 This is good. brass center   10/09/14 180 billion galvanic toaster   10/09/14 well. fucking. played. dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/09/14 very well executed, flame or not Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting   10/09/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/09/14 180 this is great peach pit milk   10/10/14 ... excitant pea-brained deer antler digit ratio   10/11/14 The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&... Bright Private Investor Sex Offender   10/09/14 yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP Ocher halford   10/09/14 Stfu we need this, badly. Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/09/14 (no fun guy) vibrant dragon   10/09/14 ... crimson tanning salon death wish   06/05/18 (Guy who needs to STFU) wonderful mood   10/09/14 Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te... vermilion duck-like hell   10/09/14 LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant... Pungent contagious mediation   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 ... wonderful mood   10/09/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/09/14 oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? impertinent abusive stag film   10/09/14 brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up... crusty apoplectic field   10/09/14 u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and... Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/09/14 I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. brass center   10/09/14 titcr wonderful mood   10/09/14 ... brass center   10/09/14 why is she nervous? Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. Soul-stirring stock car state   10/09/14 ... excitant pea-brained deer antler digit ratio   10/11/14 EDM sluts too YNY.. heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide... mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/09/14 get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t... Thriller idea he suggested   10/10/14 Looks like a double date to me. Exhilarant cordovan abode   10/11/21 The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?... vermilion duck-like hell   10/09/14 Easy neg, just say she's your sister. Soul-stirring stock car state   10/09/14 Post a pic of sis Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/09/14 fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi... impertinent abusive stag film   10/09/14 yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. brass center   10/09/14 "MUCH more likely" tyft Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ... impertinent abusive stag film   10/09/14 nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on... Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not... lascivious shitlib reading party   10/09/14 underrated suggestion Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre... mint spot ladyboy   10/09/14 This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. cerise razzle gaping   10/09/14 There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too... heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA... Pungent contagious mediation   10/09/14 i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that... heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 ... Violent talented point becky   10/10/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 ... wonderful mood   10/09/14 I've literally never been more excited in my life. Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/09/14 ... coiffed shrine alpha   10/09/14 ... aquamarine buck-toothed casino   10/12/14 1800000000 at-the-ready hominid   10/09/14 I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. Navy Garrison   10/09/14 life is hard as shit they should fuck coiffed shrine alpha   10/09/14 I really like this as just a general motto. Soul-stirring stock car state   10/09/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/10/14 You need to fuck her right in the pussy. Navy Garrison   10/09/14 Loling hard brass center   10/09/14 Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread aromatic box office nibblets   10/11/14 can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding... underhanded hall roast beef   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 there's prime real estate for sale further up. mint spot ladyboy   10/09/14 UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ... vermilion duck-like hell   10/09/14 backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz Navy Garrison   10/09/14 fuckk me vermilion duck-like hell   10/09/14 you have to fuck her now, it's done Navy Garrison   10/09/14 i know u IRL Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/09/14 god's work, friend OP- dem titties heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her cowardly canary son of senegal   10/09/14 *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! wonderful mood   10/09/14 WTF NOOOOOO adventurous yellow elastic band   10/10/14 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again mauve nursing home dingle berry   10/10/14 fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! aromatic box office nibblets   10/11/14 Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall Soul-stirring stock car state   10/09/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/09/14 multiple lols from reading this thread Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting   10/09/14 discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ... Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/09/14 ... Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/10/14 ... galvanic toaster   10/09/14 i could see it Navy Garrison   10/09/14 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP Odious Chestnut Bawdyhouse   10/09/14 BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/09/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/09/14 *ZOZO judgmental swashbuckling public bath   06/27/16 ... Fighting resort   10/09/14 OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. heady nofapping main people   10/09/14 The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive offensive crystalline kitchen trump supporter   10/10/14 gunna need to see that pic again ungodly magenta liquid oxygen   10/10/14 WTF? Confused lavender site fat ankles   10/10/14 UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an... vermilion duck-like hell   10/10/14 listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ... Confused lavender site fat ankles   10/10/14 ... Navy Garrison   10/10/14 120 at-the-ready hominid   10/10/14 post the pic again mauve nursing home dingle berry   10/10/14 ... brass center   10/10/14 Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/10/14 ... heady nofapping main people   10/10/14 Do it for yourself, do it for each other. Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/10/14 Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu... Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/10/14 TY, brother. That was deep. cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/10/14 Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/10/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/10/14 180 thread have a great weekend bro Sepia Supple Turdskin Location   10/10/14 UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ... vermilion duck-like hell   10/10/14 your mom knows and she is very proud Thriller idea he suggested   10/10/14 This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ... aqua slippery whorehouse boltzmann   10/10/14 ... Laughsome Emerald Karate   10/11/14 so rong, so rite Angry Hateful Cruise Ship Philosopher-king   10/11/14 give in to nature, brother. Navy Garrison   10/10/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/10/14 ... brass center   10/10/14 take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.... rose hospital athletic conference   10/10/14 work out first, then skip the shower. Navy Garrison   10/10/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/10/14 Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc... brass center   10/10/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/10/14 What's for dinner? Federal trailer park kitty cat   10/10/14 Jack off in the shampoo bottle Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/10/14 Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it... Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza   10/10/14 180 Lilac potus   10/10/14 Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he... opaque irradiated den   10/10/14 This can be their Columbus Day thing. territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/10/14 she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she... cowardly canary son of senegal   10/10/14 she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him... Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza   10/10/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/10/14 why would u go to jail bro Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/10/14 even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. unholy histrionic forum weed whacker   10/10/14 She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,... Soul-stirring stock car state   10/10/14 wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/10/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/10/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/10/14 it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj... Angry Hateful Cruise Ship Philosopher-king   10/11/14 UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom... vermilion duck-like hell   10/11/14 *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning... domesticated parlour depressive   10/11/14 Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. vigorous sienna feces   10/11/14 And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho... vermilion duck-like hell   10/11/14 omg cowardly canary son of senegal   10/11/14 wtfffff, this cannot be real Flushed bbw orchestra pit   10/11/14 HAHAHAHAHA Slap-happy menage jew   10/11/14 Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your... Fighting resort   10/11/14 ... Navy Garrison   10/11/14 ... Slap-happy menage jew   10/11/14 this isn't box but otherwise cr Mewling Alcoholic Legend   10/11/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/11/14 honored but this isn't my work Lime spectacular principal's office indirect expression   10/18/14 ... bateful carmine background story striped hyena   04/01/22 I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love... Startling property   10/11/14 oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. Amethyst Fragrant Brunch Circlehead   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 agreed, best thread of 2014 already Silver nighttime mother   10/11/14 Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi... Slap-happy menage jew   10/11/14 Creampie pics cowardly canary son of senegal   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position Silver nighttime mother   10/11/14 ... Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/11/14 ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... pink rambunctious step-uncle's house giraffe   11/21/15 ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... Laughsome Emerald Karate   10/11/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/11/14 ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 lmfao orange dilemma   10/11/14 amazing Razzmatazz Effete Goyim   10/11/14 Holy shit, can't stop LOLing brass center   10/11/14 180 Soul-stirring stock car state   10/11/14 ... Violent talented point becky   10/11/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/11/14 OH GOD, OH- Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu... razzle-dazzle crackhouse sweet tailpipe   10/11/14 Not the point you turd Startling property   10/11/14 FUCKING DOOBS Slap-happy menage jew   10/11/14 nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 Seriously. cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you... Amethyst Fragrant Brunch Circlehead   10/11/14 ... Mewling Alcoholic Legend   10/11/14 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. transparent overrated regret   10/11/14 long overdue 180 to this one self-centered seedy library preventive strike   03/28/16 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ... Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line   10/11/14 ... disrespectful mexican   10/11/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 plz poast internet-worthy passionate piazza telephone   10/11/14 must need fap soon. disrespectful mexican   10/11/14 co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS aromatic box office nibblets   10/11/14 Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle... Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/11/14 somebody pls respond Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 For the love of god brass center   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 lol the loving detail that went into this description, man dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 you're a good dood Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea... vermilion duck-like hell   10/11/14 good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 180 this thread is delivering. Umber 180 generalized bond rigor   10/11/14 I BELIEVE stimulating impressive chapel   10/11/14 describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i... Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/11/14 plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again aromatic box office nibblets   10/11/14 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin... Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL brass center   10/11/14 FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY Laughsome Emerald Karate   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 lol 180 dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand... Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/11/14 (NOT a Lannister fan) cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... cerebral headpube   10/11/14 poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/11/14 please delete. Let him write the story. avocado range   10/11/14 lol at people ITT believing the OP well done Bisexual indigo temple faggot firefighter   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 never claimed to be a flame scholar Bisexual indigo temple faggot firefighter   10/11/14 uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 electric cyan police squad theater   10/11/14 this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla... Tan Pontificating Messiness   10/11/14 (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation... Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/11/14 (evan39) at-the-ready hominid   10/11/14 you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X... cowardly canary son of senegal   10/11/14 it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa... Tan Pontificating Messiness   10/11/14 http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg Gold Boistinker Crotch   10/11/14 keeping it real avocado range   10/11/14 ... aromatic box office nibblets   10/11/14 cr gaped volcanic crater school   10/11/14 Amen. olive house   10/11/14 lol cr multi-colored chartreuse station yarmulke   10/11/14 ... Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/11/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 i can't see how this could end badly Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 it's fucking awesome coiffed shrine alpha   10/11/14 it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th... Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap... cowardly canary son of senegal   10/11/14 this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure... Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 what makes you an expert on consensual incest? cowardly canary son of senegal   10/11/14 i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee... Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ... coiffed shrine alpha   10/11/14 180 Naked sinister knife   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... Zippy big factory reset button   10/11/14 ... coiffed shrine alpha   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it coiffed shrine alpha   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... Shivering Native Roommate   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... brass center   10/11/14 ... Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... at-the-ready hominid   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/11/14 lol sick insane address cuckold   10/11/14 underrated impertinent abusive stag film   10/11/14 ... Amber keepsake machete   10/12/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... brass center   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/11/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 lol bat-shit-crazy stage pocket flask   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology Fighting resort   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? arousing wrinkle space   10/11/14 ... marvelous chest-beating lay   10/11/14 180 Umber 180 generalized bond rigor   10/11/14 180 electric cyan police squad theater   10/11/14 180 dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 ... Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... autistic parlor   10/11/14 ... brindle glittery market   10/11/14 that was a good thread dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. Irate cumskin   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... vermilion duck-like hell   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/11/14 ... Navy Garrison   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 180 Umber 180 generalized bond rigor   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... lascivious shitlib reading party   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/11/14 ... Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 Go on... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 ... lascivious shitlib reading party   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant   10/11/14 ... Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty   10/11/14 Yessir. Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/11/14 ... Mewling Alcoholic Legend   10/11/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. kink-friendly patrolman voyeur   10/12/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 ... Amber keepsake machete   10/12/14 ... Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 lol incestmos Flushed bbw orchestra pit   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread Dark ceo church building   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? electric cyan police squad theater   10/11/14 ... puce   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic half-breed   10/11/14 ... puce   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 ... Navy Garrison   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 God fucking dammit Adulterous beady-eyed business firm   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! Startling property   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... Flushed bbw orchestra pit   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... vermilion duck-like hell   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... lascivious shitlib reading party   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... crusty apoplectic field   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box hyperventilating anal newt   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... vermilion duck-like hell   10/11/14 in on epic thread cocky jap   10/11/14 ... mauve nursing home dingle berry   10/11/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/11/14 Oh my Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 omg doobsian gay wizard   10/11/14 ... Hairless Azn   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/11/14 BAW GAWD Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 ... territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on Soul-stirring stock car state   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright doobsian gay wizard   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER mental disorder   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... cocky jap   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... dead   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... domesticated parlour depressive   10/11/14 ... mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... aquamarine buck-toothed casino   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. opaque irradiated den   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... Ebony Sandwich   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. Twinkling curious lodge   10/11/14 wtf Pearly fantasy-prone haunted graveyard   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... narrow-minded startled   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... domesticated parlour depressive   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... narrow-minded startled   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... arousing wrinkle space   10/11/14 ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? Lilac potus   10/11/14 That's what I thought Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? domesticated parlour depressive   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty   10/11/14 ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... lascivious shitlib reading party   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... arousing wrinkle space   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 ... dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... Carnelian outnumbered   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast slate   11/21/15 ... Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 gtfo aromatic box office nibblets   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... bronze trust fund community account   10/11/14 Holy shit Startling property   10/11/14 ? Pungent contagious mediation   10/11/14 ... Citrine National Security Agency   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... orchid idiot   10/11/14 i think it is :( at-the-ready hominid   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... orchid idiot   10/11/14 good self deprecation doobsian gay wizard   10/11/14 ... Citrine National Security Agency   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU   10/11/14 lol dashing grizzly ticket booth   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/12/14 180 Gay   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... vermilion duck-like hell   10/11/14 120 Vivacious office love of her life   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/11/14 what song is playing? Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... Maize infuriating   10/12/14 ... Slap-happy menage jew   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us coiffed shrine alpha   10/12/14 ... Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line   12/06/14 ... Slap-happy menage jew   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... coral   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... rusted clown organic girlfriend   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit vermilion duck-like hell   10/12/14 Well!? Adulterous beady-eyed business firm   10/12/14 ... Slap-happy menage jew   10/12/14 plz respond coiffed shrine alpha   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... Motley Useless Senate   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. Mewling Alcoholic Legend   10/12/14 Well? opaque irradiated den   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... Stubborn Antidepressant Drug   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy Pungent contagious mediation   10/12/14 180000000 Umber 180 generalized bond rigor   10/12/14 ?? Confused lavender site fat ankles   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... Obsidian sound barrier   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... Soul-stirring stock car state   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 K, ty. Soul-stirring stock car state   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. Soul-stirring stock car state   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... vermilion duck-like hell   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark aromatic box office nibblets   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... Pungent contagious mediation   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 ... Onyx Black Woman Gunner   10/12/14 ... dead   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia avocado range   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! Shivering Native Roommate   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 at-the-ready hominid   10/12/14 please continue Amber keepsake machete   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... coiffed shrine alpha   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro Degenerate   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... cowardly canary son of senegal   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... translucent wagecucks   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... vermilion duck-like hell   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) translucent wagecucks   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... vermilion duck-like hell   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! Silver nighttime mother   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore Degenerate   10/12/14 ty Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... Degenerate   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing translucent wagecucks   10/12/14 And scene. Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/12/14 nigger Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened translucent wagecucks   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 ... Bisexual indigo temple faggot firefighter   10/12/14 ... Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 ... domesticated parlour depressive   10/12/14 real update, plz? Shivering Native Roommate   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... iridescent friendly grandma   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 Post 600! cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right?   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho Pearly fantasy-prone haunted graveyard   10/12/14 You don't? Mind-boggling national prole   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... vermilion duck-like hell   10/12/14 ... Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant   10/12/14 wtf Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/12/14 ... Maize infuriating   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... razzle-dazzle crackhouse sweet tailpipe   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere razzle-dazzle crackhouse sweet tailpipe   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying cowardly canary son of senegal   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... Navy Garrison   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... Thriller idea he suggested   10/12/14 ... Irate cumskin   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister mint spot ladyboy   10/12/14 did u fuck or not Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/12/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... Carnelian outnumbered   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... Ebony Sandwich   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... Degenerate   10/12/14 ... slate   11/21/15 ... gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. Drunken hairraiser french chef   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... Fighting resort   10/12/14 This is a great guess. territorial cobalt boiling water nowag   10/13/14 180, ty. Soul-stirring stock car state   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... clear violent lettuce chad   10/12/14 180 goal in life   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well shimmering   10/31/16 ... slate   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... ruby greedy   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... jet pervert   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... brindle glittery market   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... Thriller idea he suggested   10/12/14 titc analysis Lime spectacular principal's office indirect expression   10/18/14 ... slate   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... opaque irradiated den   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... aromatic box office nibblets   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... aquamarine buck-toothed casino   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... arousing wrinkle space   10/13/14 ? aquamarine buck-toothed casino   10/13/14 ... cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker   10/27/14 ... Degenerate   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza   12/06/14 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   04/07/15 ... brindle glittery market   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... Charcoal selfie   04/22/15 ... Confused lavender site fat ankles   05/17/15 ... green corn cake   06/04/15 Not flame. Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action   08/18/15 update? Azure erotic   10/06/15 ... elite   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? Degenerate   10/11/15 ... doobsian gay wizard   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. milky marketing idea   10/12/15 bump Pungent contagious mediation   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! hunting ground   11/25/15 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras Poppy Stirring Therapy   12/27/15 ... green corn cake   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era Flesh Blood Rage   03/10/16 ... crimson tanning salon death wish   03/28/16 ... charismatic locale persian   06/27/16 PotY 2014 Topaz Genital Piercing   06/27/16 ... aquamarine buck-toothed casino   08/21/16 ... bistre fanboi   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... Poppy Stirring Therapy   08/22/16 ... lemon puppy   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck sticky flatulent   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. sexy   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... sticky flatulent   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... lemon puppy   09/13/16 ... Dark ceo church building   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? lemon puppy   09/13/16 Game of "" Scarlet   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? lemon puppy   09/13/16 ... Red codepig electric furnace   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp bistre fanboi   09/13/16 ... elite   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... French stead   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? Thriller idea he suggested   10/31/16 :-) Turquoise Partner   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread Poppy Stirring Therapy   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS Turquoise Partner   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... cheese-eating dog poop   10/31/16 ... slate   10/09/18 ... Irate cumskin   11/21/16 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   01/10/17 ... medicated ratface   02/04/17 ... Irate cumskin   02/04/17 ... Turquoise Partner   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen snowy quadroon pistol   02/04/17 ... Turquoise Partner   02/04/17 ... Turquoise Partner   02/04/17 ... cheese-eating dog poop   02/05/17 ... Turquoise Partner   02/08/17 ... dull   06/28/17 ... Cream   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... violet   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today crawly   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty snowy quadroon pistol   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP Flushed bbw orchestra pit   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. frisky ape   12/18/17 ... mustard masturbator   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much glassy international law enforcement agency   01/06/18 ... Red codepig electric furnace   02/06/18 ... Razzmatazz Effete Goyim   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump cheese-eating dog poop   10/06/18 4 year bump violet   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! Big-titted brethren   10/09/18 ... blue university   10/17/18 ...   05/19/19 ... bateful carmine background story striped hyena   05/19/19 ... Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   10/14/19 ... Poppy Stirring Therapy   05/05/20 ... garnet associate   06/28/20 ... maroon fiercely-loyal gaming laptop   06/29/20 ... Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   07/10/20 ... Floppy embarrassed to the bone windowlicker   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too Saffron mad-dog skullcap   10/10/20 where are we on this? bull headed   10/10/20 TITCR doctorate   02/17/21 ... Big-titted brethren   10/08/21 ... salmon juggernaut   02/17/21 ... Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... Exhilarant cordovan abode   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... blathering party of the first part   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... blathering party of the first part   10/11/21 ... Big-titted brethren   10/07/22 ... free-loading twinkling uncleanness   12/02/21 ... harsh immigrant   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day Deep Fortuitous Meteor   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old sticky flatulent   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! idiotic dysfunction   10/10/22 ... free-loading twinkling uncleanness   10/10/22 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... free-loading twinkling uncleanness   11/23/22 ... crusty apoplectic field   05/06/23 ... abnormal tattoo   05/06/23 Time flies Tripping bipolar   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... milky marketing idea   05/06/23 ... harsh immigrant   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... Deep Fortuitous Meteor   10/09/23 ... goy orbison   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...   10/09/23 ... cheese-eating dog poop   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI purple slimy water buffalo   10/20/23 ... cheese-eating dog poop   10/20/23 ... Turquoise Partner   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME multi-billionaire   10/20/23 ... free-loading twinkling uncleanness   10/20/23 ... Big-titted brethren   10/20/23 ... Cruel-hearted wild incel   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today painfully honest know-it-all   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ vermilion duck-like hell   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread crusty apoplectic field   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: electric cyan police squad theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: heady nofapping main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: high-end queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Ultramarine heaven hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Exciting burgundy church new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: electric cyan police squad theater HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Fishy psychic corner Ever catch a glimpse of her naked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM Author: provocative rehab skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: Ultramarine heaven hairy legs send her a dick pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: provocative rehab skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth she's flaming u back u autistic wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: French stead fuck her, and society, right in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Fishy psychic corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM Author: excitant pea-brained deer antler digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Confused lavender site fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM Author: Appetizing Pozpig Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Fluffy brilliant theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Lime spectacular principal's office indirect expression laughing so hard at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: goy orbison https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: Thirsty Filthpig Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal Depends. How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: sickened mischievous coldplay fan indian lodge not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Navy Garrison ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: sickened mischievous coldplay fan indian lodge imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511) Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM Author: concupiscible base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047) Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM Author: Diverse sooty school cafeteria travel guidebook bump for columbus day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132) Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Irate cumskin At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: alcoholic stage cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: chrome bearded tank lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Vivacious office love of her life Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: electric cyan police squad theater brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner He speaks for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Henna area really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Fishy psychic corner Sounds like Festivus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: orange dilemma Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"? EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: aqua slippery whorehouse boltzmann lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Boyish place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Violent talented point becky could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Mind-boggling national prole Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: aqua slippery whorehouse boltzmann Twist: She already sent him the lick message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: self-centered seedy library preventive strike 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: blue university 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: excitant pea-brained deer antler digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: electric cyan police squad theater "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: Violent talented point becky seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM Author: Navy Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: pink rambunctious step-uncle's house giraffe No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: White racy round eye stain wildly underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: multi-colored chartreuse station yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: Floppy embarrassed to the bone windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot i have no recollection of posting in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: vengeful trip set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Navy Garrison OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: Motley Useless Senate ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Navy Garrison it's a serious issue bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM Author: mauve nursing home dingle berry (xo 2014) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Thriller idea he suggested or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Twinkling curious lodge a damning indictment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: Rebellious internal respiration 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: galvanic toaster if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Navy Garrison cr. swiping overrides biology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Henna area really tough guy Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Henna area really tough guy Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: galvanic toaster 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Violent talented point becky honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: heady nofapping main people you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: heady nofapping main people exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: heady nofapping main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Twisted hissy fit message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Navy Garrison 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Confused lavender site fat ankles lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Adulterous beady-eyed business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: brass center This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: galvanic toaster 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth well. fucking. played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting very well executed, flame or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: peach pit milk 180 this is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: excitant pea-brained deer antler digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Bright Private Investor Sex Offender The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Ocher halford yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: vibrant dragon (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: crimson tanning salon death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: wonderful mood (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: Pungent contagious mediation LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: wonderful mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: impertinent abusive stag film oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: crusty apoplectic field brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: brass center I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: wonderful mood titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: brass center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: excitant pea-brained deer antler digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: heady nofapping main people EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Thriller idea he suggested get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: Exhilarant cordovan abode Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: impertinent abusive stag film nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: brass center I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: impertinent abusive stag film well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: lascivious shitlib reading party box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: mint spot ladyboy selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: cerise razzle gaping This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: heady nofapping main people ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: Pungent contagious mediation DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: heady nofapping main people i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM Author: Violent talented point becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: wonderful mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action I've literally never been more excited in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: coiffed shrine alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: aquamarine buck-toothed casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: at-the-ready hominid 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Navy Garrison I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: coiffed shrine alpha life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Navy Garrison You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: brass center Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: underhanded hall roast beef can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: mint spot ladyboy there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Navy Garrison backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Navy Garrison you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: heady nofapping main people god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: wonderful mood *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: adventurous yellow elastic band WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: mauve nursing home dingle berry fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: galvanic toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Navy Garrison i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: Odious Chestnut Bawdyhouse SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: judgmental swashbuckling public bath *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Fighting resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: heady nofapping main people OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: offensive crystalline kitchen trump supporter The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: ungodly magenta liquid oxygen gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: Confused lavender site fat ankles WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Confused lavender site fat ankles listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Navy Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: at-the-ready hominid 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: mauve nursing home dingle berry post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: brass center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: heady nofapping main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: Sepia Supple Turdskin Location 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Thriller idea he suggested your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: aqua slippery whorehouse boltzmann This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Laughsome Emerald Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Angry Hateful Cruise Ship Philosopher-king so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Navy Garrison give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: brass center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: rose hospital athletic conference take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Navy Garrison work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: brass center Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: Federal trailer park kitty cat What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Lilac potus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: opaque irradiated den Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: unholy histrionic forum weed whacker even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Angry Hateful Cruise Ship Philosopher-king it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: domesticated parlour depressive *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: vigorous sienna feces Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: vermilion duck-like hell And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: Flushed bbw orchestra pit wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: Slap-happy menage jew HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Fighting resort Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Navy Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Slap-happy menage jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Mewling Alcoholic Legend this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: Lime spectacular principal's office indirect expression honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: bateful carmine background story striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Startling property I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Amethyst Fragrant Brunch Circlehead oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Silver nighttime mother agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Slap-happy menage jew Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Silver nighttime mother Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: pink rambunctious step-uncle's house giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: Laughsome Emerald Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Dark ceo church building *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: orange dilemma lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Razzmatazz Effete Goyim amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: brass center Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Violent talented point becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Dark ceo church building OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse sweet tailpipe OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Startling property Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: Slap-happy menage jew FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: Amethyst Fragrant Brunch Circlehead did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Mewling Alcoholic Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: transparent overrated regret 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: self-centered seedy library preventive strike long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: disrespectful mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: internet-worthy passionate piazza telephone plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: disrespectful mexican must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: brass center For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: vermilion duck-like hell I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Umber 180 generalized bond rigor 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: stimulating impressive chapel I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: brass center THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Laughsome Emerald Karate FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: cerebral headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: avocado range please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: Bisexual indigo temple faggot firefighter lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Bisexual indigo temple faggot firefighter never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: electric cyan police squad theater uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: Tan Pontificating Messiness this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: at-the-ready hominid (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Tan Pontificating Messiness it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Gold Boistinker Crotch http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: avocado range keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: gaped volcanic crater school cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: olive house Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: multi-colored chartreuse station yarmulke lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: Shivering Native Roommate i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: coiffed shrine alpha it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Shivering Native Roommate it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: Shivering Native Roommate this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: coiffed shrine alpha i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Naked sinister knife 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Zippy big factory reset button Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: coiffed shrine alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: coiffed shrine alpha counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: brass center We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: at-the-ready hominid there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: sick insane address cuckold lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: impertinent abusive stag film underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Amber keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: brass center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy stage pocket flask lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Fighting resort If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: arousing wrinkle space Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: marvelous chest-beating lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Umber 180 generalized bond rigor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: electric cyan police squad theater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: autistic parlor This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: brindle glittery market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Irate cumskin This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Navy Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Umber 180 generalized bond rigor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: lascivious shitlib reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Dark ceo church building Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: lascivious shitlib reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Mewling Alcoholic Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: kink-friendly patrolman voyeur Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Amber keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Flushed bbw orchestra pit lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Dark ceo church building JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: electric cyan police squad theater op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: puce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author:  half-breed How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: puce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Navy Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Adulterous beady-eyed business firm God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Startling property What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Flushed bbw orchestra pit anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: lascivious shitlib reading party lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: crusty apoplectic field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: hyperventilating anal newt Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author:  cocky jap in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: mauve nursing home dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author:  doobsian gay wizard omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Hairless Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary seriously. the man has a family, after all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner BAW GAWD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM Author:  doobsian gay wizard there's to be a fuck going on alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat WHAT IN THE 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM Author:  mental disorder GOOD LUCK, BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author:  cocky jap Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: dead By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: domesticated parlour depressive fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: aquamarine buck-toothed casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: opaque irradiated den thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Ebony Sandwich i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Twinkling curious lodge ungh so hard now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Pearly fantasy-prone haunted graveyard wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: narrow-minded startled Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: domesticated parlour depressive bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM Author: narrow-minded startled Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: arousing wrinkle space Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: Lilac potus was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: domesticated parlour depressive what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Titillating Meetinghouse Kitty Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: lascivious shitlib reading party The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: arousing wrinkle space Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM Author: Carnelian outnumbered You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM Author:  slate CRIMINALLY underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author:  bronze trust fund community account To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Startling property Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM Author: Pungent contagious mediation ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author:  Citrine National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: orchid idiot 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: at-the-ready hominid i think it is :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: orchid idiot If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author:  doobsian gay wizard good self deprecation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author:  Citrine National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: dashing grizzly ticket booth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef 180, this is a goat thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: Gay 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Vivacious office love of her life 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef what song is playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Maize infuriating dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: Slap-happy menage jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting being too drunk is going to ruin this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: coiffed shrine alpha u need to fuck ur sister u owe us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Light Shaky Locus Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Slap-happy menage jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM Author:  coral shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM Author: rusted clown organic girlfriend Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: vermilion duck-like hell Holy shit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM Author: Adulterous beady-eyed business firm Well!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Slap-happy menage jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: coiffed shrine alpha plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: Motley Useless Senate I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM Author: Mewling Alcoholic Legend just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM Author: opaque irradiated den Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author: Stubborn Antidepressant Drug It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Pungent contagious mediation what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: Umber 180 generalized bond rigor 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Confused lavender site fat ankles ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Obsidian sound barrier more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: vermilion duck-like hell My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Pungent contagious mediation right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Onyx Black Woman Gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: dead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: avocado range please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Comical Nudist Faggotry Famous Landscape Painting Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: at-the-ready hominid she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Amber keepsake machete please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: coiffed shrine alpha "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author:  Degenerate I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author:  translucent wagecucks UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author:  translucent wagecucks (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Silver nighttime mother WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author:  Degenerate I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author:  Degenerate Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author:  translucent wagecucks To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author:  translucent wagecucks It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Bisexual indigo temple faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: domesticated parlour depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Shivering Native Roommate real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: iridescent friendly grandma Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author:  you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Pearly fantasy-prone haunted graveyard they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Mind-boggling national prole You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: Hideous Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Maize infuriating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse sweet tailpipe cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: mildly autistic gas station old irish cottage sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse sweet tailpipe def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: cowardly canary son of senegal this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Navy Garrison cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Thriller idea he suggested it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Irate cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: mint spot ladyboy gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: Dun jet-lagged institution coffee pot did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Carnelian outnumbered 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Ebony Sandwich OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Soggy Rough-skinned Sanctuary The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author:  Degenerate Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author:  slate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: gabagool brazhole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Drunken hairraiser french chef I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Fighting resort You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: territorial cobalt boiling water nowag This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring stock car state 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: clear violent lettuce chad brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author:  goal in life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author: shimmering This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  slate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: ruby greedy Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author:  jet pervert i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: brindle glittery market "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Thriller idea he suggested love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Lime spectacular principal's office indirect expression titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author:  slate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: opaque irradiated den well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: aromatic box office nibblets A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: aquamarine buck-toothed casino OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: arousing wrinkle space Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: aquamarine buck-toothed casino ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: cracking costumed theater stage candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author:  Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: Plum Aphrodisiac Foreskin Plaza no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: brindle glittery market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Charcoal selfie http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Confused lavender site fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: green corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Awkward indecent cuck affirmative action Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: Azure erotic update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: elite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author:  Degenerate How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author:  doobsian gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: milky marketing idea Columbus day bump. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: green corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author:  Flesh Blood Rage the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: crimson tanning salon death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: charismatic locale persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Topaz Genital Piercing PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: aquamarine buck-toothed casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: bistre fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author:  lemon puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: sticky flatulent fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: sexy I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: sticky flatulent this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author:  lemon puppy reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Dark ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author:  lemon puppy so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Scarlet Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author:  lemon puppy i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: Red codepig electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: bistre fanboi the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: elite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: French stead The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Thriller idea he suggested did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: Turquoise Partner :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Turquoise Partner The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author:  cheese-eating dog poop you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author:  slate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Irate cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: medicated ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Irate cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: Turquoise Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: snowy quadroon pistol Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Turquoise Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: Turquoise Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author:  cheese-eating dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Turquoise Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: dull (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Cream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: violet San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: crawly how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: snowy quadroon pistol I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Flushed bbw orchestra pit Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author:  frisky ape There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: mustard masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author:  glassy international law enforcement agency Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: Red codepig electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Razzmatazz Effete Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author:  cheese-eating dog poop pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: violet 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: Big-titted brethren Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: blue university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: bateful carmine background story striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: Poppy Stirring Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author:  garnet associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: maroon fiercely-loyal gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Floppy embarrassed to the bone windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Saffron mad-dog skullcap Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: bull headed where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author:  doctorate TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Big-titted brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: salmon juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: Yapping Swollen Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: Exhilarant cordovan abode So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author:  blathering party of the first part The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author:  blathering party of the first part Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Big-titted brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: free-loading twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  harsh immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Deep Fortuitous Meteor fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: sticky flatulent Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: idiotic dysfunction Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: free-loading twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: free-loading twinkling uncleanness One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: crusty apoplectic field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author:  abnormal tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author: Tripping bipolar Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author: milky marketing idea This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author:  harsh immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: Deep Fortuitous Meteor best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author:  My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author:  cheese-eating dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author: purple slimy water buffalo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author:  cheese-eating dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: Turquoise Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  multi-billionaire DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: free-loading twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: Big-titted brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: Cruel-hearted wild incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author: painfully honest know-it-all I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: vermilion duck-like hell I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: crusty apoplectic field good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: gabagool brazhole Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062)