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Comical patrolman   10/09/14 ... wonderful lettuce travel guidebook   10/09/14 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 ... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/09/14 oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? Razzle Home Potus   10/09/14 brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up... contagious liquid oxygen   10/09/14 u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and... grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap   10/09/14 I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. Glittery Marketing Idea Market   10/09/14 titcr wonderful lettuce travel guidebook   10/09/14 ... Glittery Marketing Idea Market   10/09/14 why is she nervous? crawly rehab kitty   10/09/14 Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. swashbuckling background story   10/09/14 ... 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Mauve Space   10/10/14 You need to fuck her right in the pussy. lake hall   10/09/14 Loling hard Glittery Marketing Idea Market   10/09/14 Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b... Comical patrolman   10/09/14 homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread frisky dingle berry trump supporter   10/11/14 can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding... Khaki University Foreskin   10/09/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/09/14 there's prime real estate for sale further up. Federal nursing home   10/09/14 UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/09/14 backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz lake hall   10/09/14 fuckk me ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/09/14 you have to fuck her now, it's done lake hall   10/09/14 i know u IRL grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap   10/09/14 god's work, friend OP- dem titties stimulating iridescent generalized bond   10/09/14 ... 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Comical patrolman   10/11/14 never claimed to be a flame scholar Dark forum   10/11/14 uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen   10/11/14 this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla... turquoise sandwich   10/11/14 (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation... Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting   10/11/14 (evan39) coral hideous theater stage coffee pot   10/11/14 you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X... apoplectic cerise tank   10/11/14 it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa... turquoise sandwich   10/11/14 http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg Lascivious Violent Dopamine Police Squad   10/11/14 keeping it real big bonkers gas station cumskin   10/11/14 ... frisky dingle berry trump supporter   10/11/14 cr Unhinged hyperventilating cuck   10/11/14 Amen. Pearly black woman gaming laptop   10/11/14 lol cr Bright Deep Sex Offender   10/11/14 ... Pea-brained parlour   10/11/14 ... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 ... Mauve Space   10/11/14 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 i can't see how this could end badly Rebellious bistre theater   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 it's fucking awesome sienna deer antler   10/11/14 it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th... Rebellious bistre theater   10/11/14 " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap... apoplectic cerise tank   10/11/14 this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure... Rebellious bistre theater   10/11/14 what makes you an expert on consensual incest? apoplectic cerise tank   10/11/14 i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee... Rebellious bistre theater   10/11/14 i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ... sienna deer antler   10/11/14 180 Supple blue resort   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... Rebellious bistre theater   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... glassy domesticated range   10/11/14 ... sienna deer antler   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! territorial stirring trailer park dog poop   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it sienna deer antler   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... Rebellious bistre theater   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... Glittery Marketing Idea Market   10/11/14 ... Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... coral hideous theater stage coffee pot   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap   10/11/14 lol Mint striped hyena   10/11/14 underrated Razzle Home Potus   10/11/14 ... Smoky institution   10/12/14 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters claret disturbing station legend   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? Comical patrolman   10/11/14 ... Glittery Marketing Idea Market   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... claret disturbing station legend   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight claret disturbing station legend   10/11/14 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 lol Onyx lodge trust fund   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology Aquamarine hunting ground   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life   10/11/14 ... chest-beating rigpig boiling water   10/11/14 180 chocolate center windowlicker   10/11/14 180 aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen   10/11/14 180 slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 ... Pea-brained parlour   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... adulterous hell messiness   10/11/14 ... lilac base party of the first part   10/11/14 that was a good thread slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. Indigo odious psychic   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. territorial stirring trailer park dog poop   10/11/14 ... lake hall   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 180 chocolate center windowlicker   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... territorial stirring trailer park dog poop   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... territorial stirring trailer park dog poop   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... bossy hot locale   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... factory reset button   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting   10/11/14 ... Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. Comical patrolman   10/11/14 ... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 Go on... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 ... bossy hot locale   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... gaped shitlib point   10/11/14 ... Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. Comical patrolman   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... factory reset button   10/11/14 Yessir. gaped shitlib point   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap   10/11/14 ... soggy white queen of the night useless brakes   10/11/14 ... Mauve Space   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. Massive codepig gunner   10/12/14 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 ... Smoky institution   10/12/14 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 lol incestmos Hairraiser fluffy electric furnace principal's office   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? Pea-brained parlour   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people factory reset button   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen   10/11/14 ... shimmering nibblets   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic stage   10/11/14 ... shimmering nibblets   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 ... lake hall   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 God fucking dammit heady crimson box office internal respiration   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! Red bateful stock car whorehouse   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... Hairraiser fluffy electric furnace principal's office   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... bossy hot locale   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 ... contagious liquid oxygen   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box Violet alcoholic lay   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... 180 impertinent native hominid   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... 180 impertinent native hominid   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/11/14 in on epic thread geriatric incel   10/11/14 ... Vigorous chapel sneaky criminal   10/11/14 ... Mauve Space   10/11/14 Oh my Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon   10/11/14 omg genital piercing shrine   10/11/14 ... really tough guy telephone   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. territorial stirring trailer park dog poop   10/11/14 BAW GAWD Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon   10/11/14 ... Mauve Space   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space Comical patrolman   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on swashbuckling background story   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright genital piercing shrine   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 orchid roommate meetinghouse   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER Pearl athletic conference cruise ship   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... floppy godawful place of business   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... geriatric incel   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... Startled orchestra pit ceo   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... Aqua clown friendly grandma   10/11/14 ... claret disturbing station legend   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 ... Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. irradiated nighttime pisswyrm roast beef   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... Out-of-control Fanboi National   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 ... Pea-brained parlour   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. Cracking sickened faggot firefighter   10/11/14 wtf bespoke antidepressant drug   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... azure stain wrinkle   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... Aqua clown friendly grandma   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... azure stain wrinkle   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life   10/11/14 ... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... floppy godawful place of business   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... factory reset button   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? impressive turdskin   10/11/14 That's what I thought factory reset button   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? Aqua clown friendly grandma   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... orchid roommate meetinghouse   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. factory reset button   10/11/14 ... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... bossy hot locale   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... orchid roommate meetinghouse   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 ... crawly rehab kitty   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. Comical patrolman   10/11/14 ... slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... french chef   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast tan mental disorder   11/21/15 ... gaped shitlib point   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 gtfo frisky dingle berry trump supporter   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... twinkling uncleanness   10/11/14 Holy shit Red bateful stock car whorehouse   10/11/14 ? Filthy rigor   10/11/14 ... sick olive mood   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... garnet self-absorbed gay wizard pistol   10/11/14 i think it is :( coral hideous theater stage coffee pot   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... garnet self-absorbed gay wizard pistol   10/11/14 good self deprecation genital piercing shrine   10/11/14 ... sick olive mood   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU drunken digit ratio   10/11/14 lol slate half-breed international law enforcement agency   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread Pea-brained parlour   10/12/14 180 confused gold   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/11/14 120 Laughsome sable philosopher-king state   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... Pea-brained parlour   10/11/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/11/14 what song is playing? Pea-brained parlour   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... coiffed juggernaut   10/12/14 ... puce filthpig crotch   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this Know-it-all electric piazza   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us sienna deer antler   10/12/14 ... 180 impertinent native hominid   12/06/14 ... puce filthpig crotch   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... Walnut old irish cottage alpha   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... yapping dull scourge upon the earth   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/12/14 Well!? heady crimson box office internal respiration   10/12/14 ... puce filthpig crotch   10/12/14 plz respond sienna deer antler   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... sadistic tanning salon blood rage   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. soggy white queen of the night useless brakes   10/12/14 Well? irradiated nighttime pisswyrm roast beef   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ...   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy Filthy rigor   10/12/14 180000000 chocolate center windowlicker   10/12/14 ?? Hilarious address   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? Mauve Space   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... immigrant   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... swashbuckling background story   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 K, ty. swashbuckling background story   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. swashbuckling background story   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark frisky dingle berry trump supporter   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... Filthy rigor   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? Comical patrolman   10/12/14 ... Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon   10/12/14 ... Startled orchestra pit ceo   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... gaped shitlib point   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia big bonkers gas station cumskin   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... Know-it-all electric piazza   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! Rebellious bistre theater   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 coral hideous theater stage coffee pot   10/12/14 please continue Smoky institution   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... sienna deer antler   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... gaped shitlib point   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro Nubile mad cow disease   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) Comical patrolman   10/12/14 ... crawly rehab kitty   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... apoplectic cerise tank   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? crawly rehab kitty   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... Gay   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) Gay   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! Aphrodisiac umber depressive cuckoldry   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore Nubile mad cow disease   10/12/14 ty grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... Nubile mad cow disease   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing Gay   10/12/14 And scene. Pea-brained parlour   10/12/14 nigger grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. Pea-brained parlour   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON Pea-brained parlour   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened Gay   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 ... Dark forum   10/12/14 ... Pea-brained parlour   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 ... Aqua clown friendly grandma   10/12/14 real update, plz? Rebellious bistre theater   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... Citrine   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 Post 600! Comical patrolman   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? cream   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho bespoke antidepressant drug   10/12/14 You don't? Exhilarant Doobsian Brunch   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/12/14 ... gaped shitlib point   10/12/14 wtf crawly rehab kitty   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... claret disturbing station legend   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... crawly rehab kitty   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me claret disturbing station legend   10/12/14 ... coiffed juggernaut   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... Mind-boggling Bull Headed Hospital   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... claret disturbing station legend   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... orchid roommate meetinghouse   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... claret disturbing station legend   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere Mind-boggling Bull Headed Hospital   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying apoplectic cerise tank   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... lake hall   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... cyan bbw stead   10/12/14 ... Indigo odious psychic   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister Federal nursing home   10/12/14 did u fuck or not grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... crawly rehab kitty   10/12/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... french chef   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... Out-of-control Fanboi National   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... territorial stirring trailer park dog poop   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... Nubile mad cow disease   10/12/14 ... tan mental disorder   11/21/15 ... idiotic laser beams   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. Pea-brained parlour   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... Aquamarine hunting ground   10/12/14 This is a great guess. Mauve Space   10/13/14 180, ty. swashbuckling background story   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... Cordovan toilet seat   10/12/14 180 sepia ladyboy   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well Sexy Haunted Graveyard   10/31/16 ... tan mental disorder   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... maroon candlestick maker   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... Nudist Tattoo   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... lilac base party of the first part   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... orchid roommate meetinghouse   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... cyan bbw stead   10/12/14 titc analysis Mildly autistic stag film   10/18/14 ... tan mental disorder   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... irradiated nighttime pisswyrm roast beef   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... frisky dingle berry trump supporter   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life   10/13/14 ? Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor   10/13/14 ... Comical patrolman   10/27/14 ... Nubile mad cow disease   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... floppy godawful place of business   12/06/14 ... crawly rehab kitty   04/07/15 ... lilac base party of the first part   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... Buff slimy   04/22/15 ... Hilarious address   05/17/15 ... milky awkward faggotry   06/04/15 Not flame. Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting   08/18/15 update? peach karate   10/06/15 ... corn cake   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? Nubile mad cow disease   10/11/15 ... genital piercing shrine   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. scarlet bipolar headpube   10/12/15 bump Filthy rigor   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! mediation ape   11/25/15 ... crawly rehab kitty   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras crawly rehab kitty   12/27/15 ... milky awkward faggotry   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era Internet-worthy   03/10/16 ... stubborn adventurous round eye   03/28/16 ... Mahogany deranged sweet tailpipe   06/27/16 PotY 2014   06/27/16 ... Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor   08/21/16 ... hyperactive   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... crawly rehab kitty   08/22/16 ... fuchsia   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck Rambunctious Mother   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. Bat-shit-crazy metal   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... Rambunctious Mother   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... fuchsia   09/13/16 ... bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? fuchsia   09/13/16 Game of "" maize preventive strike   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? fuchsia   09/13/16 ... jade halford   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp hyperactive   09/13/16 ... corn cake   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... pink office persian   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? cyan bbw stead   10/31/16 :-) associate   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread crawly rehab kitty   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS associate   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... Carnelian regret   10/31/16 ... tan mental disorder   10/09/18 ... 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Idk why ppl liked this flame so much Obsidian   01/06/18 ... jade halford   02/06/18 ... indecent erotic legal warrant   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump Carnelian regret   10/06/18 4 year bump yellow coldplay fan   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! drab weed whacker   10/09/18 ... infuriating low-t public bath prole   10/17/18 ... Primrose Pervert   05/19/19 ... pontificating canary senate   05/19/19 ... orchid roommate meetinghouse   10/14/19 ... crawly rehab kitty   05/05/20 ... Shivering   06/28/20 ... copper newt   06/29/20 ... orchid roommate meetinghouse   07/10/20 ... lime sticky heaven love of her life   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too house-broken   10/10/20 where are we on this? Seedy Gaping   10/10/20 TITCR goyim   02/17/21 ... drab weed whacker   10/08/21 ... maniacal flesh jewess   02/17/21 ... orchid roommate meetinghouse   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... Shaky Property Puppy   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... Flushed At-the-ready Water Buffalo   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... Flushed At-the-ready Water Buffalo   10/11/21 ... drab weed whacker   10/07/22 ...   12/02/21 ... Masturbator   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day Translucent giraffe   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old Rambunctious Mother   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! Vermilion elite   10/10/22 ...   10/10/22 ... haunting sinister   10/13/25 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...   11/23/22 ... contagious liquid oxygen   05/06/23 ...   05/06/23 Time flies Painfully honest   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... scarlet bipolar headpube   05/06/23 ... Masturbator   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... Translucent giraffe   10/09/23 ... Mahogany deranged sweet tailpipe   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... Avocado Very Tactful   10/09/23 ... Carnelian regret   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI Cocky saffron   10/20/23 ... Carnelian regret   10/20/23 ... associate   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME Wild   10/20/23 ...   10/20/23 ... drab weed whacker   10/20/23 ... flatulent   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today Carmine   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ ultramarine provocative yarmulke   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread contagious liquid oxygen   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ idiotic laser beams   10/06/25 This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus... Flushed At-the-ready Water Buffalo   10/13/25 ... Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century   12/23/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: swashbuckling background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Appetizing Poppy Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: spectacular menage knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: magenta pit kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke Im 28 bro. 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How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Transparent arousing church feces not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: lake hall ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Transparent arousing church feces imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511) Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM Author: cerebral dilemma boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047) Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM Author: orange violent ratface bump for columbus day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132) Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Indigo odious psychic At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: twinkling vivacious boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: brilliant excitant selfie abode lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Laughsome sable philosopher-king state Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon He speaks for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Multi-colored voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Racy hairless jew death wish Sounds like Festivus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: pungent ruby location Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"? EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Frum Azn lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: submissive son of senegal milk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: infuriating low-t public bath prole 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Diverse school cafeteria double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring volcanic crater seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM Author: swashbuckling background story How could this be possible? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap i have no recollection of posting in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: splenetic library toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: lake hall OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: sadistic tanning salon blood rage ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: lake hall it's a serious issue bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM Author: Vigorous chapel sneaky criminal (xo 2014) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: cyan bbw stead or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Cracking sickened faggot firefighter a damning indictment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: rusted titillating cuckold 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: Brass people who are hurt indian lodge if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: lake hall cr. swiping overrides biology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Multi-colored voyeur Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Multi-colored voyeur Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Brass people who are hurt indian lodge 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring volcanic crater honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: Comical patrolman Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Comical patrolman It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: pale den fortuitous meteor message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: swashbuckling background story lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: lake hall 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Hilarious address lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: Comical patrolman Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: heady crimson box office internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Brass people who are hurt indian lodge 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency well. fucking. played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Know-it-all electric piazza very well executed, flame or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Greedy judgmental corner 180 this is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Diverse school cafeteria double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Frozen reading party The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Silver Talented Plaza Brethren yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: lavender effete ticket booth (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: stubborn adventurous round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: wonderful lettuce travel guidebook (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: Filthy rigor LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: wonderful lettuce travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Razzle Home Potus oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: contagious liquid oxygen brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: wonderful lettuce travel guidebook titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: swashbuckling background story Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: Diverse school cafeteria double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: cyan bbw stead get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: Shaky Property Puppy Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: swashbuckling background story Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Razzle Home Potus nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Comical patrolman MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Razzle Home Potus well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: bossy hot locale box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: Federal nursing home selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: ebony concupiscible business firm This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: Comical patrolman There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: Filthy rigor DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: wonderful lettuce travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting I've literally never been more excited in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: sienna deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: coral hideous theater stage coffee pot 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: lake hall I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: sienna deer antler life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: swashbuckling background story I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: lake hall You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Comical patrolman Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Khaki University Foreskin can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: Federal nursing home there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: lake hall backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: lake hall you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: apoplectic cerise tank unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: wonderful lettuce travel guidebook *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Dashing stage degenerate WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Vigorous chapel sneaky criminal fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: swashbuckling background story Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Know-it-all electric piazza multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: Brass people who are hurt indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: lake hall i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: high-end amber doctorate SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed honey-headed partner *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Aquamarine hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Galvanic area therapy The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: Passionate bat shit crazy crackhouse gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: Hilarious address WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Hilarious address listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: lake hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: coral hideous theater stage coffee pot 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: Vigorous chapel sneaky criminal post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Comical patrolman Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: stimulating iridescent generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Comical patrolman TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: purple chad 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: cyan bbw stead your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Frum Azn This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Navy church building new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Histrionic Burgundy Organic Girlfriend so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: lake hall give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: vibrant autistic school nowag take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: lake hall work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: vengeful charismatic sound barrier What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: floppy godawful place of business Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: impressive turdskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: irradiated nighttime pisswyrm roast beef Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Mauve Space This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: apoplectic cerise tank she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: floppy godawful place of business she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Green thriller idiot even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: swashbuckling background story She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Histrionic Burgundy Organic Girlfriend it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Aqua clown friendly grandma *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Clear Sanctuary Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: apoplectic cerise tank omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: Hairraiser fluffy electric furnace principal's office wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: puce filthpig crotch HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Aquamarine hunting ground Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: lake hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: puce filthpig crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: soggy white queen of the night useless brakes this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: Mildly autistic stag film honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: pontificating canary senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Red bateful stock car whorehouse I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: offensive quadroon bawdyhouse oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Aphrodisiac umber depressive cuckoldry agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: puce filthpig crotch Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: apoplectic cerise tank Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Aphrodisiac umber depressive cuckoldry Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: fantasy-prone naked becky affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: Comical patrolman ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: Navy church building new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: pungent ruby location lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: indecent erotic legal warrant amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: swashbuckling background story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Fragrant fear-inspiring volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: Mind-boggling Bull Headed Hospital OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Red bateful stock car whorehouse Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: puce filthpig crotch FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Comical patrolman Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: offensive quadroon bawdyhouse did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: soggy white queen of the night useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: Ocher macaca skinny woman 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: submissive son of senegal milk long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: 180 impertinent native hominid fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: Underhanded ivory site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: jet-lagged exciting locus elastic band plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Underhanded ivory site must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Comical patrolman Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: chocolate center windowlicker 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Motley house main people I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Navy church building new version FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: Comical patrolman (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Boyish parlor community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: big bonkers gas station cumskin please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: Dark forum lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Dark forum never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: turquoise sandwich this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: coral hideous theater stage coffee pot (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: apoplectic cerise tank you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: turquoise sandwich it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Lascivious Violent Dopamine Police Squad http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: big bonkers gas station cumskin keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: Unhinged hyperventilating cuck cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Pearly black woman gaming laptop Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Bright Deep Sex Offender lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: Rebellious bistre theater i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: sienna deer antler it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Rebellious bistre theater it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: apoplectic cerise tank " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: Rebellious bistre theater this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: apoplectic cerise tank what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: sienna deer antler i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Supple blue resort 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: glassy domesticated range Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: sienna deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: crawly rehab kitty (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: sienna deer antler counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: coral hideous theater stage coffee pot there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Mint striped hyena lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Razzle Home Potus underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Smoky institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Comical patrolman So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Glittery Marketing Idea Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Onyx lodge trust fund lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Aquamarine hunting ground If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: chest-beating rigpig boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: chocolate center windowlicker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: adulterous hell messiness This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author:  lilac base party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Indigo odious psychic This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: lake hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: chocolate center windowlicker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Comical patrolman I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: bossy hot locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author:  factory reset button Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Comical patrolman Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Comical patrolman I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Comical patrolman This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Comical patrolman Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: bossy hot locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: gaped shitlib point "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Comical patrolman Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author:  factory reset button gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: gaped shitlib point Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: soggy white queen of the night useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: Massive codepig gunner Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Smoky institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Hairraiser fluffy electric furnace principal's office lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author:  factory reset button TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: aromatic magical fat ankles kitchen op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: shimmering nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author:  stage How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: shimmering nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: lake hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: heady crimson box office internal respiration God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Red bateful stock car whorehouse What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Hairraiser fluffy electric furnace principal's office anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: bossy hot locale lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: contagious liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: Violet alcoholic lay Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: 180 impertinent native hominid more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: 180 impertinent native hominid motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author:  geriatric incel in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Vigorous chapel sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author:  genital piercing shrine omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author:  really tough guy telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop seriously. the man has a family, after all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon BAW GAWD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Mauve Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: Comical patrolman Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: swashbuckling background story What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM Author:  genital piercing shrine there's to be a fuck going on alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse WHAT IN THE 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM Author: Pearl athletic conference cruise ship GOOD LUCK, BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: floppy godawful place of business what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author:  geriatric incel Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Startled orchestra pit ceo By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Aqua clown friendly grandma fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: Comical patrolman Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: irradiated nighttime pisswyrm roast beef thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Out-of-control Fanboi National i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Cracking sickened faggot firefighter ungh so hard now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: bespoke antidepressant drug wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: azure stain wrinkle Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: Aqua clown friendly grandma bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM Author: azure stain wrinkle Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: floppy godawful place of business http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author:  factory reset button Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: impressive turdskin was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author:  factory reset button That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: Aqua clown friendly grandma what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author:  factory reset button Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: bossy hot locale The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Comical patrolman Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM Author:  french chef You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM Author: tan mental disorder CRIMINALLY underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: gaped shitlib point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author:  twinkling uncleanness To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Red bateful stock car whorehouse Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM Author: Filthy rigor ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: sick olive mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: garnet self-absorbed gay wizard pistol 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: coral hideous theater stage coffee pot i think it is :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: garnet self-absorbed gay wizard pistol If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author:  genital piercing shrine good self deprecation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: sick olive mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: drunken digit ratio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: slate half-breed international law enforcement agency lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Pea-brained parlour 180, this is a goat thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: confused gold 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Laughsome sable philosopher-king state 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour what song is playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: coiffed juggernaut dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: puce filthpig crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Know-it-all electric piazza being too drunk is going to ruin this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: sienna deer antler u need to fuck ur sister u owe us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: 180 impertinent native hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: puce filthpig crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM Author: Walnut old irish cottage alpha shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM Author: yapping dull scourge upon the earth Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke Holy shit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM Author: heady crimson box office internal respiration Well!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: puce filthpig crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: sienna deer antler plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: sadistic tanning salon blood rage I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM Author: soggy white queen of the night useless brakes just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM Author: irradiated nighttime pisswyrm roast beef Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author:  It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Filthy rigor what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: chocolate center windowlicker 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Hilarious address ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Mauve Space ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Comical patrolman Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author:  immigrant more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: swashbuckling background story Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: swashbuckling background story K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Comical patrolman Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: swashbuckling background story Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Filthy rigor right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Comical patrolman As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Startled orchestra pit ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: gaped shitlib point She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: big bonkers gas station cumskin please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Know-it-all electric piazza Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: coral hideous theater stage coffee pot she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Smoky institution please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: sienna deer antler "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: gaped shitlib point "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: Nubile mad cow disease I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: Comical patrolman (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: apoplectic cerise tank go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: Gay UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Gay (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Aphrodisiac umber depressive cuckoldry WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Nubile mad cow disease I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: Nubile mad cow disease Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Gay To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Gay It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Dark forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Comical patrolman Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Aqua clown friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Rebellious bistre theater real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Citrine Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: Comical patrolman Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author:  cream you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: bespoke antidepressant drug they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Exhilarant Doobsian Brunch You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: gaped shitlib point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: coiffed juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Mind-boggling Bull Headed Hospital cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: claret disturbing station legend sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Mind-boggling Bull Headed Hospital def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: apoplectic cerise tank this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: lake hall cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: cyan bbw stead it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Indigo odious psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Federal nursing home gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: grizzly curious mad-dog skullcap did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author:  french chef 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Out-of-control Fanboi National OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: territorial stirring trailer park dog poop The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: Nubile mad cow disease Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author: tan mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author:  idiotic laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Pea-brained parlour I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Aquamarine hunting ground You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Mauve Space This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: swashbuckling background story 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Cordovan toilet seat brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: sepia ladyboy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author:  Sexy Haunted Graveyard This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: tan mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: maroon candlestick maker Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: Nudist Tattoo i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author:  lilac base party of the first part "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: cyan bbw stead love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Mildly autistic stag film titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: tan mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: irradiated nighttime pisswyrm roast beef well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: frisky dingle berry trump supporter A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal garrison goal in life Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Comical patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Nubile mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: floppy godawful place of business no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author:  lilac base party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Buff slimy http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Hilarious address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: milky awkward faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Slap-happy ruddy national security agency famous landscape painting Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: peach karate update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author:  corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: Nubile mad cow disease How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author:  genital piercing shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: scarlet bipolar headpube Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Filthy rigor bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author:  mediation ape HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: crawly rehab kitty Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: milky awkward faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: Internet-worthy the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: stubborn adventurous round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: Mahogany deranged sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author:  PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: Abusive swollen personal credit line private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author:  hyperactive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: crawly rehab kitty god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: fuchsia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Rambunctious Mother fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy metal I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Rambunctious Mother this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: fuchsia reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: bronze soul-stirring circlehead pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: fuchsia so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: maize preventive strike Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: fuchsia i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: jade halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author:  hyperactive the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author:  corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: pink office persian The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: cyan bbw stead did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author:  associate :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author:  associate The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author: Carnelian regret you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: tan mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Indigo odious psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author:  hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Indigo odious psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author:  associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author:  Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author:  associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author:  associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author: Carnelian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author:  associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: crystalline mischievous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Chestnut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: yellow coldplay fan San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: angry embarrassed to the bone keepsake machete how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author:  I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Hairraiser fluffy electric furnace principal's office Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author:  emerald wagecucks indirect expression There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author:  cobalt idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author: Obsidian Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: jade halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: indecent erotic legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Carnelian regret pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: yellow coldplay fan 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: drab weed whacker Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: infuriating low-t public bath prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: Primrose Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: pontificating canary senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: crawly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author:  Shivering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author:  copper newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: lime sticky heaven love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: house-broken Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: Seedy Gaping where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author:  goyim TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: drab weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: maniacal flesh jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: orchid roommate meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: Shaky Property Puppy So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author: Flushed At-the-ready Water Buffalo The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author: Flushed At-the-ready Water Buffalo Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: drab weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Translucent giraffe fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Rambunctious Mother Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: Vermilion elite Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181) Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: haunting sinister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346769) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author:  One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: contagious liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author: Painfully honest Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author: scarlet bipolar headpube This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author:  Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: Translucent giraffe best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: Mahogany deranged sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: Avocado Very Tactful My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Carnelian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author: Cocky saffron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author: Carnelian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author:  associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Wild DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: drab weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: flatulent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author:  Carmine I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: ultramarine provocative yarmulke I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: contagious liquid oxygen good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author:  idiotic laser beams Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330062) Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: Flushed At-the-ready Water Buffalo This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49346566) Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49533771)