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self-absorbed place of business national
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
bisexual ticket booth coffee pot
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
puce comical filthpig
  12/11/14
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Brass love of her life tank
  12/11/14
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citrine area
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
ivory stock car dilemma
  08/17/20
...
Lemon offensive therapy mother
  12/12/14
jesus
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
...
Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Mint Rambunctious Newt
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
heady onyx set nowag
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
self-absorbed place of business national
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
heady onyx set nowag
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
Vigorous ocher state pervert
  12/11/14
:(
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
180
Cracking keepsake machete
  12/11/14
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Bistre Church
  06/04/17
...
vivacious lodge potus
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
French passionate office rigor
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
bipolar forum kitty cat
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
pink menage
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
citrine area
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
laughsome umber chapel
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
citrine area
  12/11/14
lol
laughsome umber chapel
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Motley Locale Weed Whacker
  12/11/14
...
arousing famous landscape painting
  06/04/17
...
boyish sound barrier new version
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
yapping supple whorehouse faggotry
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Cerise Demanding Messiness
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
overrated station main people
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Canary library sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
overrated station main people
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
bateful nighttime indian lodge depressive
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
self-absorbed place of business national
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
fuchsia community account
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
mustard kitty skinny woman
  12/11/14
...
Canary library sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
fragrant den
  12/11/14
?
Flatulent rehab
  12/11/14
...
Ultramarine Halford Karate
  12/11/14
the departing
puce comical filthpig
  12/11/14
...
Marvelous embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Nofapping masturbator
  12/11/14
...
startled adventurous plaza
  09/15/17
180
racy orchid space striped hyena
  12/11/14
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soul-stirring honey-headed haunted graveyard volcanic crater
  12/11/14
...
Brass love of her life tank
  12/11/14
...
Black cumskin
  06/04/17
...
Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
puce comical filthpig
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
self-absorbed place of business national
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
Orange bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
Magenta Painfully Honest Orchestra Pit Giraffe
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
disgusting casino wagecucks
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Lavender voyeur
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
Swashbuckling aqua background story
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
overrated station main people
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Cobalt concupiscible theatre
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
Translucent bearded travel guidebook
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
citrine area
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
Pls post
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
stimulating friendly grandma brunch
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
stimulating friendly grandma brunch
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
stimulating friendly grandma brunch
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Electric Hairy Legs Knife
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
razzle carnelian base
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
fuck
Swashbuckling aqua background story
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
oh my god
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
fragrant den
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Sticky misunderstood indirect expression toilet seat
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
stimulating friendly grandma brunch
  12/11/14
...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
Flatulent rehab
  12/11/14
...
wonderful arrogant hell pozpig
  02/11/16
...
twinkling cerebral property fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
...
French passionate office rigor
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Diverse death wish
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
fragrant den
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
zippy zombie-like spot
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
Diverse death wish
  12/11/14
...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
Diverse death wish
  12/11/14
lol
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
Diverse death wish
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
...
laughsome umber chapel
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
arousing famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
lol
soul-stirring honey-headed haunted graveyard volcanic crater
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
Pale unhinged fat ankles
  12/13/14
...
Burgundy splenetic theater crotch
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Flatulent rehab
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
disgusting casino wagecucks
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
fragrant den
  12/11/14
...
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Aphrodisiac frozen milk native
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  12/13/14
fuck
laughsome umber chapel
  12/11/14
...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
180 medicated doctorate business firm
  12/11/14
...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
overrated station main people
  12/11/14
oh dear
Vigorous ocher state pervert
  12/11/14
...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Beady-eyed kitchen
  12/11/14
...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
charcoal hot theater stage
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
trip field
  12/11/14
95%
stirring cheese-eating preventive strike
  12/12/14
:(
galvanic mahogany box office
  12/12/14
holy shit
Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault
  12/12/14
...
self-absorbed place of business national
  02/11/16
JFC
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  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
laughsome umber chapel
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
disgusting casino wagecucks
  12/11/14
...
citrine area
  12/11/14
...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
disgusting casino wagecucks
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
7
Diverse death wish
  12/11/14
:(
wonderful arrogant hell pozpig
  01/22/15
invalid link
Rusted legend
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Sienna home
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Jade Hunting Ground Nursing Home
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Motley Locale Weed Whacker
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Jade Hunting Ground Nursing Home
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
Orange bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Nofapping masturbator
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
frum cuckoldry
  12/11/14
...
Navy blathering private investor
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
frum cuckoldry
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
Diverse death wish
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
titillating heaven
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
Orange bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
Spruce hairraiser stag film goal in life
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
Orange bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
charismatic nibblets
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
Orange bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Flatulent rehab
  12/11/14
120 :(
galvanic mahogany box office
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
adulterous chest-beating hospital
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
overrated station main people
  12/11/14
...
Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault
  12/12/14
...
Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
razzle carnelian base
  12/11/14
...
Flirting provocative abode trust fund
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
Ultramarine Halford Karate
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
elite sweet tailpipe
  12/12/14
...
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  12/13/14
...
Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
self-absorbed place of business national
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
adulterous chest-beating hospital
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
cream corner
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
fragrant den
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
greedy bat shit crazy mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
lmao
Wine Chad
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Doobsian Son Of Senegal Feces
  12/12/14
...
Dun Cuckold
  12/12/14
...
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
Magenta Painfully Honest Orchestra Pit Giraffe
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
pea-brained sanctuary
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Sapphire Faggot Firefighter
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
180 medicated doctorate business firm
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
rose learning disabled tanning salon corn cake
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Chrome church building
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Navy blathering private investor
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Up-to-no-good Light Roast Beef
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
Sexy Patrolman
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Burgundy splenetic theater crotch
  12/11/14
...
Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
multi-colored university sandwich
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
curious site
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
agreed
Burgundy splenetic theater crotch
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
federal pisswyrm pocket flask
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
violent shimmering philosopher-king
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
violent shimmering philosopher-king
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
twinkling cerebral property fortuitous meteor
  12/12/14
...
violent shimmering philosopher-king
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  12/13/14
ty
violent shimmering philosopher-king
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...
federal pisswyrm pocket flask
  12/13/14
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Mind-boggling bronze azn piazza
  12/13/14
...
federal pisswyrm pocket flask
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Cocky ruddy pit juggernaut
  12/12/14
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Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  12/13/14
...
violent shimmering philosopher-king
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Harsh Razzmatazz Address
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Mint Rambunctious Newt
  12/11/14
...
razzle carnelian base
  12/11/14
...
federal pisswyrm pocket flask
  12/11/14
harsh
Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig
  12/11/14
...
Doobsian Son Of Senegal Feces
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
floppy underhanded antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
lolol
stirring cheese-eating preventive strike
  12/12/14
...
Brass love of her life tank
  12/11/14
jfc
at-the-ready razzle-dazzle cruise ship
  12/12/14
...
outnumbered talented location scourge upon the earth
  12/12/14
...
Cocky ruddy pit juggernaut
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Claret Contagious Shrine
  12/12/14
...
Flirting provocative abode trust fund
  12/12/14
still
glittery step-uncle's house
  12/12/14
...
Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  12/13/14
Business idea:
federal pisswyrm pocket flask
  12/13/14
fuck
Vibrant dingle berry center
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Cobalt concupiscible theatre
  12/13/14
...
odious boiling water lay
  12/22/14
...
Marvelous embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria
  01/23/15
...
Black cumskin
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Up-to-no-good Light Roast Beef
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Claret Contagious Shrine
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Crimson big becky
  12/12/14
...
federal pisswyrm pocket flask
  12/12/14
...
mustard kitty skinny woman
  12/12/14
padded as usual
violent shimmering philosopher-king
  12/12/14
...
Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault
  01/22/15
...
Marvelous embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
puce comical filthpig
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Flatulent rehab
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
tripping senate
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
amethyst hateful school deer antler
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Claret Contagious Shrine
  12/22/14
Sick
Ultramarine Halford Karate
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
puce comical filthpig
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
amethyst hateful school deer antler
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Mint Rambunctious Newt
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
red institution genital piercing
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
Self-centered Coral Public Bath
  01/22/15
...
Fantasy-prone bat-shit-crazy locus idiot
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
olive house
  01/23/15
uvt actually
Mind-boggling bronze azn piazza
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
self-absorbed place of business national
  01/23/15
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olive house
  01/23/15
brutal
puce comical filthpig
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
self-absorbed place of business national
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
outnumbered talented location scourge upon the earth
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
wonderful arrogant hell pozpig
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
dark appetizing useless brakes partner
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
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  09/15/17
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Chartreuse Confused Bbw Crackhouse
  04/25/15
:(
Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault
  02/11/16
:(
wonderful arrogant hell pozpig
  02/11/16
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Clear point prole
  06/04/17
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Bistre Church
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Shaky Irradiated Gaming Laptop
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
startled adventurous plaza
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
self-absorbed place of business national
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
startled adventurous plaza
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
Shaky Irradiated Gaming Laptop
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
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  08/17/20
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: bisexual ticket booth coffee pot

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: puce comical filthpig

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Brass love of her life tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: citrine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: ivory stock car dilemma

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Lemon offensive therapy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: titillating heaven

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: titillating heaven

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Mint Rambunctious Newt

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: heady onyx set nowag

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: heady onyx set nowag

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: titillating heaven

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Vigorous ocher state pervert

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: titillating heaven

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Cracking keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Bistre Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: vivacious lodge potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: French passionate office rigor

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: bipolar forum kitty cat

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: pink menage

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: citrine area

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: laughsome umber chapel

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: citrine area

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: laughsome umber chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Motley Locale Weed Whacker

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: arousing famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: boyish sound barrier new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: yapping supple whorehouse faggotry

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Cerise Demanding Messiness

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: overrated station main people

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Canary library sneaky criminal

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: overrated station main people

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: bateful nighttime indian lodge depressive

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: fuchsia community account

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: mustard kitty skinny woman

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Canary library sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: fragrant den

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Flatulent rehab

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Halford Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: puce comical filthpig

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Marvelous embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Nofapping masturbator

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: startled adventurous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: racy orchid space striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed haunted graveyard volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Brass love of her life tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Black cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: puce comical filthpig

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Magenta Painfully Honest Orchestra Pit Giraffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: disgusting casino wagecucks

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Lavender voyeur

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling aqua background story

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: overrated station main people

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Cobalt concupiscible theatre

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Translucent bearded travel guidebook

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: citrine area

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: stimulating friendly grandma brunch

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: stimulating friendly grandma brunch

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: stimulating friendly grandma brunch

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Electric Hairy Legs Knife

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: razzle carnelian base

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling aqua background story

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: fragrant den

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: titillating heaven

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: fragrant den

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: titillating heaven

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: fragrant den

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Sticky misunderstood indirect expression toilet seat

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: stimulating friendly grandma brunch

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Flatulent rehab

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: wonderful arrogant hell pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: twinkling cerebral property fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: French passionate office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: fragrant den

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Diverse death wish

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: fragrant den

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: zippy zombie-like spot

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Diverse death wish

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Diverse death wish

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: titillating heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Diverse death wish

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: titillating heaven

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: laughsome umber chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: arousing famous landscape painting

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed haunted graveyard volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Pale unhinged fat ankles

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Burgundy splenetic theater crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Flatulent rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: disgusting casino wagecucks

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: fragrant den

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac frozen milk native

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: laughsome umber chapel

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: 180 medicated doctorate business firm

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: overrated station main people

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Vigorous ocher state pervert

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitchen

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: charcoal hot theater stage

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: trip field

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: stirring cheese-eating preventive strike

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: galvanic mahogany box office

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: laughsome umber chapel

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: disgusting casino wagecucks

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: citrine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: disgusting casino wagecucks

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Diverse death wish

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: wonderful arrogant hell pozpig

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Rusted legend

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Sienna home

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Jade Hunting Ground Nursing Home

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Motley Locale Weed Whacker

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Jade Hunting Ground Nursing Home

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: titillating heaven

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Nofapping masturbator

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: frum cuckoldry

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Navy blathering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: frum cuckoldry

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Diverse death wish

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: titillating heaven

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Spruce hairraiser stag film goal in life

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: charismatic nibblets

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Orange bawdyhouse

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Flatulent rehab

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: galvanic mahogany box office

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: adulterous chest-beating hospital

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: overrated station main people

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: razzle carnelian base

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Flirting provocative abode trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine Halford Karate

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: elite sweet tailpipe

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: adulterous chest-beating hospital

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: cream corner

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: fragrant den

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: greedy bat shit crazy mad-dog skullcap

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Wine Chad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Doobsian Son Of Senegal Feces

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Dun Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Magenta Painfully Honest Orchestra Pit Giraffe

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: pea-brained sanctuary

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Sapphire Faggot Firefighter

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: 180 medicated doctorate business firm

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: rose learning disabled tanning salon corn cake

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Chrome church building

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Navy blathering private investor

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Light Roast Beef

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sexy Patrolman

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Burgundy splenetic theater crotch

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Flushed spectacular ladyboy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: multi-colored university sandwich

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: curious site

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Burgundy splenetic theater crotch

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm pocket flask

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: violent shimmering philosopher-king

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: violent shimmering philosopher-king

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: twinkling cerebral property fortuitous meteor

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: violent shimmering philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: violent shimmering philosopher-king

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bronze azn piazza

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Cocky ruddy pit juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: violent shimmering philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Harsh Razzmatazz Address

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Mint Rambunctious Newt

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: razzle carnelian base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference Codepig

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Doobsian Son Of Senegal Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: floppy underhanded antidepressant drug

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: stirring cheese-eating preventive strike

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Brass love of her life tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: at-the-ready razzle-dazzle cruise ship

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: outnumbered talented location scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Cocky ruddy pit juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Claret Contagious Shrine

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Flirting provocative abode trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: glittery step-uncle's house

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm pocket flask

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Vibrant dingle berry center

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Cobalt concupiscible theatre

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: odious boiling water lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Marvelous embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Black cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Light Roast Beef

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Claret Contagious Shrine

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Crimson big becky

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: federal pisswyrm pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: mustard kitty skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: violent shimmering philosopher-king

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Marvelous embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: puce comical filthpig

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Flatulent rehab

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: tripping senate

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: amethyst hateful school deer antler

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Claret Contagious Shrine

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine Halford Karate

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: puce comical filthpig

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: amethyst hateful school deer antler

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Mint Rambunctious Newt

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: red institution genital piercing

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Self-centered Coral Public Bath

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bat-shit-crazy locus idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: olive house

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bronze azn piazza

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: olive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: puce comical filthpig

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: outnumbered talented location scourge upon the earth

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: wonderful arrogant hell pozpig

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: dark appetizing useless brakes partner

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse Confused Bbw Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Green hilarious meetinghouse double fault

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: wonderful arrogant hell pozpig

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Clear point prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: thriller stage mad cow disease

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Bistre Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Shaky Irradiated Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: startled adventurous plaza

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed place of business national

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: startled adventurous plaza

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Shaky Irradiated Gaming Laptop

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal range

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: nubile carmine market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Aromatic slate stead round eye

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Elisa#40768609)