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Dershowitz: "I never intentionally had sex with a sex slave"

this is how he phrased it in recent interview. on phone, som...
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I thought she was a regular prostitute
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ty.. Q: Brad Edwards, one of the lawyers bringing this su...
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He all but admitted he had sex with one of them and is relyi...
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is he done here
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  01/18/15
He is crafty.
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(anti-semite)
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why would he do that at all tho? it's not like they have cum...
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he might be assuming that they have some kind of video, and ...
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tbf, you don't know what they have.
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sweet. i was thinking it would be impossible for them to hav...
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tbf, they might not have much. the defamation suit was obvio...
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my dream is the whore has all sorts of vids and pics.
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  01/18/15
hard to believe she doesn't have some sort of phone evidence...
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tbh, he seems scared.
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yeah, and that's completely out of character.
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but plausible
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This is my first time reading the actual quote and it seems ...
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"knowingly" LJL
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A: Yes, it's a cesspool of jealousy. People in it lack coura...
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was he raped?
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i don't think cassell will get disbarred for filing court pa...
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(cassell's ethics lawyer)
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I mean, define "slave"?
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"i believe i fucked a 17-year-old shiksa BEFORE i knew ...
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  01/18/15
(legit anti-semite)
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? i love die juden
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To be fair (Guy with "Die Juden" sticker on his...
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Wait so he's flipping his shit and threatening to disbar Cas...
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the very idea that an 80 (or whatever) year old law professo...
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There's a big difference between fucking a prostitute who wi...
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if dersh was reptile and cassell was lib i somehow think you...
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cool story quotemo. I'm actually a Dersh fan but he's fuckin...
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This is so ridiculous. In a place like France or much of the...
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also italian PM fucked underaged girls, wasnt a huge problem...
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Holy hell, Dersh's defense literally is "Well I didn't ...
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wait, didn't his affidavit say that, unequivocally, he didn'...
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She's hardly worth enslaving or paying money too tho. Seems ...
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LJL
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she is wearing what (by 90s standards) was the most gorgeous...
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Where did that pic come from?
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exact quote?
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read the national review article abt it... he denies shit bu...
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100% true. We call this total war.
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dershowitz attacking opposing counsel WHY?
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Is this tirade not hypocritical?
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Guy who hates Chomsky here. Has Chomsky ever leaned on publi...
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Chomsky: I prefer the Jelly - right?
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how are the girls "sex slaves"? Didn't they willin...
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any updates on the parallel defamation suits?
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did this guy ever go to prison where he belongs
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he is vile.
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Date: January 17th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

this is how he phrased it in recent interview. on phone, someone link. Google Vivia Chen/Dersh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27136002)



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Date: January 17th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: chocolate institution weed whacker

Okay so once I tripped and my already erect cum stick slid into a sex slave, but again, there was no intent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27136006)



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Date: January 17th, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: Sapphire tripping sandwich philosopher-king

"If we were to regard my penis as a separate legal entity from the remainder of my corpus, you will find that most of these allegations are baseless as they are phrased..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27136011)



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Date: January 17th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

help a brother out and get the irl quote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27136051)



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Date: January 17th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: Tantric cobalt travel guidebook masturbator

I thought she was a regular prostitute



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27136080)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Sienna kitty cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27138461)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

ty..

Q: Brad Edwards, one of the lawyers bringing this suit, has a history of legal entanglement with Epstein, as does his former partner Scott Rothstein, who's now in prison for his role in a Ponzi scheme. But the other lawyer in this case, Paul Cassell, is a former federal judge and a law professor. Why is he getting involved?

A: Everyone is shocked that he would be part of this. I think he's always hated me because I'm his opposite. I'm the conventional liberal he hates: I'm against the death penalty, I'm pro abortion rights, pro gun control.

Q: Seems risky to bring a lawsuit for just ideological differences.

A: No one can understand Cassell's motive. Either he will be disbarred or I will be. And if I knowingly had sex with a sex slave then I would deserve disbarment.

Q: What about the reaction? Do you feel you've been treated fairly by the press and the public?

A: I've been treated particularly harshly by lawyers and law professors. They are so quick to say that I might be guilty. They're getting too much pleasure out of this. There's a dose of schadenfreude.

Q: Why do you think people like getting you upset?

A: I'm controversial and more famous than they are. There's a lot of jealousy.

Q: I gather you're talking about legal academia.

A: Yes, it's a cesspool of jealousy. People in it lack courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139091)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Excitant Factory Reset Button Mood

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139119)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: godawful transparent dopamine

He all but admitted he had sex with one of them and is relying on the alleged position he did not know she was a sex slave. Pure class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139364)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

is he done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139449)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: godawful transparent dopamine

He is crafty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139472)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

(anti-semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139494)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Excitant Factory Reset Button Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#33634164)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: thriller emerald hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49101278)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Flickering trailer park sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139475)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:13 PM
Author: blathering trump supporter french chef

why would he do that at all tho? it's not like they have cum stains on a blue dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141423)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned geriatric boltzmann

he might be assuming that they have some kind of video, and it might come out in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141430)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

tbf, you don't know what they have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141439)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: blathering trump supporter french chef

sweet. i was thinking it would be impossible for them to have something given his initial response. now this. it's gonna b gud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141446)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

tbf, they might not have much. the defamation suit was obviously a ploy to get discovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141454)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: blathering trump supporter french chef

my dream is the whore has all sorts of vids and pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141476)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Bisexual fantasy-prone affirmative action fanboi

hard to believe she doesn't have some sort of phone evidence if she is telling the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141516)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: blathering trump supporter french chef

tbh, he seems scared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141570)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

yeah, and that's completely out of character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27142609)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: translucent impressive range sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#37459463)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: chestnut plaza trust fund

but plausible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27151871)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: Flesh goal in life

This is my first time reading the actual quote and it seems far less damning than xo has made it out to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38501324)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Hilarious Idea He Suggested

"knowingly"

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139365)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:36 PM
Author: flatulent hell halford

A: Yes, it's a cesspool of jealousy. People in it lack courage.

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141559)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: translucent impressive range sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#35653603)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Swollen slimy kitty cat

was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139128)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139243)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139343)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: chest-beating heaven boiling water

i don't think cassell will get disbarred for filing court papers saying someone had sex with a sex slave when the in fact the person DIDN'T KNOW it was a sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139357)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: godawful transparent dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139366)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

(cassell's ethics lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139457)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Flickering trailer park sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139481)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Bawdyhouse

I mean, define "slave"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139498)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Flickering trailer park sex offender

"i believe i fucked a 17-year-old shiksa BEFORE i knew she didn't want to"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139501)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

(legit anti-semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139510)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Flickering trailer park sex offender

? i love die juden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139513)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Olive Idiotic Background Story

To be fair

(Guy with "Die Juden" sticker on his bumper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141519)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: topaz comical nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149704)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: topaz comical nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149697)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: judgmental crackhouse

Wait so he's flipping his shit and threatening to disbar Cassell all because he allegedly didn't know the 17-year old chick he fucked was a sex slave? LJL Dersh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139525)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Flickering trailer park sex offender

the very idea that an 80 (or whatever) year old law professor could possibly not know that a teenage girl does not actually want to fuck him does not pass the sniff test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139535)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: low-t pocket flask

"See this scholarship? Yeah, I call that the panty dropper."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27142152)



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Date: September 30th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Excitant Factory Reset Button Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#36928150)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: chestnut plaza trust fund

pumo planning on having a very boring life as an octogenarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27151880)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 5:20 PM
Author: Flesh goal in life

There's a big difference between fucking a prostitute who willingly exchanges sex for money and fucking an underage bitch who's chained to a bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38501336)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

if dersh was reptile and cassell was lib i somehow think you'd be singing a different tune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139537)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: judgmental crackhouse

cool story quotemo. I'm actually a Dersh fan but he's fucking ridiculous here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139613)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz half-breed becky

This is so ridiculous. In a place like France or much of the EU no one would care. The prof would just admit YEAH I fucked a 17 year old girl. Oh the fucking horror. How insane must I have been to want to fuck a sweet nubile pussy?

Media wld not even report it. The French POTUS got caught banging some mistress and it was NBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139596)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Navy macaca forum

also italian PM fucked underaged girls, wasnt a huge problem for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139630)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz half-breed becky

Oh yea that dood was alpha as fuck. Banging bitches left and right and he was like 80 or something old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139649)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: pink police squad

The political culture of the U.S. is more conservative than Europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139664)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: lake contagious skinny woman site

Holy hell, Dersh's defense literally is "Well I didn't KNOW she was a sex slave". I was on his side in this and thought these were crazy baseless accusations but nah, he's completely fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139667)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

rats first off when ship goes down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139842)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Poppy partner

wait, didn't his affidavit say that, unequivocally, he didn't have sex with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139931)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Bisexual fantasy-prone affirmative action fanboi

yea he wants the passenger manifest for the plane to show he wasn't a passenger.

she's kyoot though, i could believe it:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aatJZJEgPzA/TWthq-R71gI/AAAAAAAARW4/8WnaapQI4Mc/s1600/Andrew.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27139953)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: vigorous sexy son of senegal spot

She's hardly worth enslaving or paying money too tho. Seems weird. She's just a poor mans Foxy Knoxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141277)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: blathering trump supporter french chef

think like a jew. she's blonde; she's underage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141485)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: Swollen slimy kitty cat

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27145493)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 6:48 AM
Author: topaz comical nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27150670)



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Date: July 6th, 2019 9:59 PM
Author: outnumbered rehab hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38492929)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: Hilarious Idea He Suggested

this was 1999 bro. females were uglier back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141883)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27142011)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: Walnut private investor theatre

she is wearing what (by 90s standards) was the most gorgeous outfit money could buy, dressed to please a prince. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27142097)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 8:20 PM
Author: blathering trump supporter french chef

we need to behead these kikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141469)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic puppy

(standard issue muslim male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149852)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed state juggernaut

Where did that pic come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38502122)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

exact quote?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27140034)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz half-breed becky

read the national review article abt it... he denies shit but picks specific details and just denies those.. doesnt deny it overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27140042)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 7:44 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141253)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:37 PM
Author: wine friendly grandma

"I unequivocally deny that I had sex with that woman on Mr. Epstein's private plane."

*plane was technically owned by an LLC controlled by Epstein.*

shit like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149760)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: topaz comical nowag

yes its truly masterful shifty kikery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149776)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac codepig corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49101191)



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Date: August 4th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: exciting marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#33920132)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Poppy partner

strong post/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#35653653)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: ruby lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49100836)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27141869)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27145487)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149567)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: topaz comical nowag

To be fair,

fucking lol at how right chomsky is:

Chomsky: You really can't. There's no way to respond. Slinging mud always works. Again, it's partly institutional, but in this case partly personal, too. In the case of the Berkeley professors, the letter came out about six weeks after I was there, and it was a letter, remember, to bookstores, saying that they should not allow this stuff to be heard. I've also been told, although I'm not certain, that there was an attempt to get them to withdraw my books from the stores. I think that's very understandable and I appreciate it. These are people who know perfectly well that they don't like what I say. They know that they don't have either the competence or the knowledge to respond, so the only thing to do is to shut it up, prevent it from being heard because you can't respond to it. Therefore you say I supported the PLO, etc. Most of them probably don't know what I said about anything. But the author of the letter, Robert Alter, knows perfectly well that I condemned the PLO for those atrocities, probably more harshly, certainly more knowledgeably than he did. But that doesn't matter. Facts are irrelevant.

Turning to Dershowitz, there's partly the same story. Again, he knows that he can't respond to what I say. He doesn't have the knowledge or the competence to deal with the issues. Therefore, the idea is to try to shut it up by throwing as much slime as you can. There's a famous story attributed to Sam Ervin, a conservative Senator, who once said that as a young lawyer he had learned that if the law is against you, concentrate on the facts. If the facts are against you, concentrate on the law. And if both the facts and the law are against you, denounce your opposing counsel. Dershowitz is not very bright, but he understands that much. If you can't answer on the facts and if you can't answer on the principles, you better throw dirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149768)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: godawful transparent dopamine

100% true.

We call this total war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149787)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: topaz comical nowag

dershowitz attacking opposing counsel WHY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27149810)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: pale selfie

Is this tirade not hypocritical?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27150860)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27151754)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: glittery casino

Guy who hates Chomsky here. Has Chomsky ever leaned on publishers and tenure committees to silence his critics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27151900)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Diverse mahogany native yarmulke

Isn't Chomsky famous for crushing the careers of his foes in the linguistics community or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27152199)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27153550)



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Date: February 24th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Tank Lettuce

no...ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27386740)



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Date: July 6th, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: outnumbered rehab hunting ground

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38492939)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: soggy soul-stirring theater stage international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27150872)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Anal Home Wrinkle

Chomsky: I prefer the Jelly - right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27152216)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Cordovan Doctorate

"Dershowitz is not very bright"

right, and neither was Hitchens nor anyone else who disagreed with you on any topic, Mr. Chomsky. now tell us again how you use well thought out arguments and reason as opposed to your opponents who just say things like, uh well, "X is not very bright"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#33634169)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: Wild Ungodly National Elastic Band

how are the girls "sex slaves"? Didn't they willing go sell their bodies for sex in exchange for above market rates? That's not slavery, that's price gouging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27153576)



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Date: February 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser ceo box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27386722)



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Date: February 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27386711)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27454770)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Arrogant twinkling cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27455210)



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Date: May 3rd, 2015 8:57 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#27815283)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 1:57 AM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena

any updates on the parallel defamation suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#29455333)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#30075754)



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Date: August 29th, 2016 12:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#31288000)



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Date: May 21st, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#33356564)



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Date: May 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#33359824)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#33531792)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Insane Parlour Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#33634107)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Brass 180 mad-dog skullcap

did this guy ever go to prison where he belongs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#35653662)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: translucent impressive range sound barrier

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#35653759)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling old irish cottage orchestra pit

he is vile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#35653768)



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Date: September 30th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: translucent impressive range sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#36928132)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Snowy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#35653806)



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Date: September 30th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: cream magical church messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#36928144)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Tan Psychic National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#37459484)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: pink police squad

his defense of Jeffrey Epstein delegitimized him in my view

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#37459876)



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Date: March 3rd, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#37873699)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38100516)



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Date: July 6th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38492888)



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Date: July 6th, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: Henna Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38492941)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38498996)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 12:51 PM
Author: Henna Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38499775)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 8:48 PM
Author: pink police squad

It still amuses me that David Boies hired an Israeli private intelligence firm called Black Cube to try to get leverage on reporters covering the Harvey Weinstein story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38502257)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: pink police squad

Did Weinstein represent to Boies that the allegations were false, and if he did did Boies believe him, or does that matter? Boies seems sensitive about his "reputation" or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38502267)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 8:51 PM
Author: pink police squad

I.e., Boies seems to want to be on the right side of things but that's not where the money is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#38502282)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#40555613)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#47241083)



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Date: January 2nd, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: arousing associate stage

"I've never even been to Jeffrey Epstein's island, but if I was ever there I didn't have any sex. If I had sex it was not with any underage sex slave, but if I had sex with an underage sex slave, I definitely did not intentionally have sex with her. If I intentionally had sex with an underage sex slave, I was involuntarily intoxicated which negated any intent. And that's why I'm asking you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, to find that I was maliciously defamed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#47241127)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: boyish at-the-ready foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49100995)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant duck-like stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49101193)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49100795)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: sickened pisswyrm

*files retroactive emancipation documents in Fed court*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49101199)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: rusted frisky scourge upon the earth library

explain this ai doesnt understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49101241)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: supple step-uncle's house love of her life

Chuck Johnson had a really good Substack post a year ago about getting molested by this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49101219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: alcoholic school queen of the night

Dersh is prob just happy to point out he got laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49101284)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bistre university tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2784857&forum_id=2Elisa#49105773)