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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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godawful toilet seat feces
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Frozen boltzmann
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pearl tantric main people
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Turquoise crackhouse windowlicker
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lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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olive heady pistol associate
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
adventurous casino ceo
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Massive Galvanic Community Account Indian Lodge
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these links still work 180
Mustard self-centered reading party
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
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Salmon rigor center
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Arousing hairy legs
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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chocolate rebellious hissy fit
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adventurous casino ceo
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yellow persian shitlib
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godawful toilet seat feces
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mauve hospital gaping
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Twisted stead dysfunction
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hairraiser abode
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gold stage
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brindle low-t stage
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
electric carmine giraffe
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Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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slippery scarlet bawdyhouse
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
dull famous landscape painting
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Cracking Faggotry
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
dull famous landscape painting
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Orange Talking Home Keepsake Machete
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chocolate rebellious hissy fit
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pearl tantric main people
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Turquoise crackhouse windowlicker
  03/11/15
fucking lol
spectacular aqua trust fund
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ebony new version
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swashbuckling rigpig
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Salmon rigor center
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adventurous casino ceo
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yellow persian shitlib
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lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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Arousing hairy legs
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Salmon rigor center
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dull famous landscape painting
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legit
Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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Mildly Autistic Brethren
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
Saffron aromatic resort
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Salmon rigor center
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lmfao
bipolar kink-friendly cuck cruise ship
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LOL
Irradiated metal gas station
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lol
passionate digit ratio candlestick maker
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Painfully Honest Glassy Whorehouse
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pink excitant heaven liquid oxygen
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Transparent vivacious clown friendly grandma
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Vibrant Box Office Cuckoldry
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lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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hairraiser abode
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Nubile library
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gold stage
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Diverse old irish cottage sex offender
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stubborn chartreuse selfie
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Swollen charismatic trailer park
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
bateful corner national security agency
  03/12/15
Moar!
Cracking Faggotry
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
disrespectful lavender theater stage
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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indecent antidepressant drug
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Lol 1800
Transparent vivacious clown friendly grandma
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Vibrant Box Office Cuckoldry
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Painfully Honest Glassy Whorehouse
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gold stage
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green naked native
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
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insanely creepy menage
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
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Diverse old irish cottage sex offender
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Purple Dog Poop Mexican
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Claret Fanboi Base
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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It practically writes itself!
Cracking Faggotry
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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spectacular aqua trust fund
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
spectacular aqua trust fund
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
electric carmine giraffe
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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Burgundy headpube
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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Shit
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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Claret Fanboi Base
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Walnut Erotic School Cafeteria
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Ruby glittery regret cuckold
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Opaque submissive nursing home wagecucks
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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still going strong
thriller meetinghouse gunner
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
yellow persian shitlib
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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Claret Fanboi Base
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
electric carmine giraffe
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
yellow persian shitlib
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
electric carmine giraffe
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yellow persian shitlib
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Tripping brunch
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Burgundy headpube
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insanely creepy menage
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adventurous casino ceo
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Purple Dog Poop Mexican
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested
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Turquoise crackhouse windowlicker
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adventurous casino ceo
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  03/11/15
*bark aves
bearded zippy messiness
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razzmatazz misunderstood national really tough guy
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
spectacular aqua trust fund
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Purple Dog Poop Mexican
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godawful toilet seat feces
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
yellow persian shitlib
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Sadistic histrionic parlour dopamine
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Blathering nowag
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Purple Dog Poop Mexican
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Arousing hairy legs
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mauve hospital gaping
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godawful toilet seat feces
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Opaque submissive nursing home wagecucks
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Claret Fanboi Base
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silver ratface office
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Salmon rigor center
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Turquoise crackhouse windowlicker
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Shimmering orchestra pit wrinkle
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big-titted translucent shrine
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
yellow persian shitlib
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
bateful corner national security agency
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
concupiscible chrome nibblets ticket booth
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
marvelous tan fat ankles
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
adulterous chestnut point
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Titillating step-uncle's house
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lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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lmao
Insane stirring mental disorder business firm
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overrated dilemma
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hairraiser abode
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Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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motley spruce stag film stock car
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Nubile library
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Nubile library
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Nubile library
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Wonderful Useless Den
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insanely creepy menage
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
  12/09/21
!!!
spectacular aqua trust fund
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talented range
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Blathering nowag
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angry thirsty site ladyboy
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Mind-boggling underhanded faggot firefighter sanctuary
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Umber Theatre
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Razzle-dazzle university
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
laughsome half-breed school
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Plum fantasy-prone principal's office sneaky criminal
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Ruby glittery regret cuckold
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
odious public bath
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Cracking Faggotry
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Blathering nowag
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Supple church
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fluffy locus
  03/12/15
!
yellow persian shitlib
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180
Provocative theater
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pearl tantric main people
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Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
yellow persian shitlib
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Gaped immigrant codepig
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
yellow persian shitlib
  03/12/15
great thread
fear-inspiring wild pervert
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
bateful corner national security agency
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Salmon rigor center
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
cerebral peach temple bbw
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Buff aphrodisiac church building
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angry thirsty site ladyboy
  03/12/15
*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Buff aphrodisiac church building
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Buff aphrodisiac church building
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
appetizing lodge
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garnet hell
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
thriller meetinghouse gunner
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180
spectacular aqua trust fund
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Buff aphrodisiac church building
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Dashing pit
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spectacular aqua trust fund
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Buff aphrodisiac church building
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
chocolate rebellious hissy fit
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
soul-stirring idiot
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
soul-stirring idiot
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Claret Fanboi Base
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Burgundy headpube
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disrespectful lavender theater stage
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Twisted stead dysfunction
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
appetizing lodge
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yellow persian shitlib
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180 chapel generalized bond
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adventurous casino ceo
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ruh roh
lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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fluffy locus
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
marvelous tan fat ankles
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Boyish bronze forum
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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adventurous casino ceo
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
mint deranged rehab
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Claret Fanboi Base
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Titillating step-uncle's house
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contagious circlehead
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well-lubricated garrison coldplay fan
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Salmon rigor center
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fluffy locus
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lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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rose stimulating cumskin
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insanely creepy menage
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Dun at-the-ready house
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Insane stirring mental disorder business firm
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Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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frum bisexual station dingle berry
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Nubile library
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autistic red field
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Umber Theatre
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insanely creepy menage
  12/06/21
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spectacular aqua trust fund
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
thriller meetinghouse gunner
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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Vigorous jade factory reset button area
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180
fluffy locus
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180^180
concupiscible chrome nibblets ticket booth
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lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel
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pontificating smoky set police squad
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
fluffy locus
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fluffy locus
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Blathering nowag
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
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thriller meetinghouse gunner
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Titillating step-uncle's house
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Supple church
  05/08/15
underrated
filthy depressive weed whacker
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Titillating step-uncle's house
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fluffy locus
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
hyperactive racy location
  06/03/15
Ouch
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Plum fantasy-prone principal's office sneaky criminal
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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Claret Fanboi Base
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hyperventilating institution roast beef
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pearl tantric main people
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Claret Fanboi Base
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fluffy locus
  07/21/15
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Titillating step-uncle's house
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Frozen boltzmann
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
exhilarant locale
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
fluffy locus
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Blathering nowag
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
fluffy locus
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Blathering nowag
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Cracking Faggotry
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Razzle state
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
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spectacular aqua trust fund
  12/10/21
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spectacular aqua trust fund
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
topaz lay prole
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
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drab floppy address sound barrier
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Nubile library
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Blathering nowag
  07/15/16
CR.
spectacular aqua trust fund
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fluffy locus
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
  07/26/16
i really like it here
ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
spectacular aqua trust fund
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Nubile library
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Nubile library
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
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ocher curious parlor trump supporter
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fluffy locus
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infuriating degenerate
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spectacular aqua trust fund
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
spectacular aqua trust fund
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Nubile library
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big internet-worthy tanning salon love of her life
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drab floppy address sound barrier
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Nubile library
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Comical organic girlfriend market
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fluffy locus
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fluffy locus
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Amethyst plaza mad-dog skullcap
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Nubile library
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Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler
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Painfully Honest Glassy Whorehouse
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Amethyst plaza mad-dog skullcap
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multi-colored space internal respiration
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Irradiated metal gas station
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fluffy locus
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Citrine Alcoholic Tattoo
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
fluffy locus
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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spectacular aqua trust fund
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Mustard self-centered reading party

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Blathering nowag

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: electric carmine giraffe

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: dull famous landscape painting

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Cracking Faggotry



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: dull famous landscape painting

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse windowlicker

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Salmon rigor center

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*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Saffron aromatic resort

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Salmon rigor center

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated metal gas station

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: bateful corner national security agency

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Cracking Faggotry

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: disrespectful lavender theater stage

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Transparent vivacious clown friendly grandma

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Purple Dog Poop Mexican

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Cracking Faggotry

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: electric carmine giraffe

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Burgundy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Claret Fanboi Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Walnut Erotic School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Ruby glittery regret cuckold

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Opaque submissive nursing home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Claret Fanboi Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: electric carmine giraffe

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: electric carmine giraffe

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Tripping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Burgundy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: insanely creepy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous casino ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Purple Dog Poop Mexican

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: adventurous casino ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: bearded zippy messiness

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz misunderstood national really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Purple Dog Poop Mexican

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: godawful toilet seat feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Sadistic histrionic parlour dopamine

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Blathering nowag

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Purple Dog Poop Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Arousing hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: mauve hospital gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: godawful toilet seat feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Opaque submissive nursing home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Claret Fanboi Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: silver ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Salmon rigor center

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Turquoise crackhouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Shimmering orchestra pit wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: big-titted translucent shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: bateful corner national security agency

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome nibblets ticket booth

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: marvelous tan fat ankles

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: adulterous chestnut point

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Titillating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Insane stirring mental disorder business firm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: overrated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: hairraiser abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: motley spruce stag film stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Useless Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: talented range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Blathering nowag

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: angry thirsty site ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling underhanded faggot firefighter sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Umber Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: laughsome half-breed school

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Plum fantasy-prone principal's office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Ruby glittery regret cuckold

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: odious public bath

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Cracking Faggotry

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Blathering nowag

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Supple church

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Provocative theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: pearl tantric main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Gaped immigrant codepig

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring wild pervert

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: bateful corner national security agency

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Salmon rigor center

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: cerebral peach temple bbw

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Buff aphrodisiac church building

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: angry thirsty site ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Buff aphrodisiac church building

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Buff aphrodisiac church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: appetizing lodge

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: garnet hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Buff aphrodisiac church building

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Dashing pit

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Buff aphrodisiac church building

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: chocolate rebellious hissy fit

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring idiot

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring idiot

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Claret Fanboi Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Burgundy headpube

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: disrespectful lavender theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Twisted stead dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: appetizing lodge

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: yellow persian shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: 180 chapel generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: adventurous casino ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: marvelous tan fat ankles

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Boyish bronze forum

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: adventurous casino ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: mint deranged rehab

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Claret Fanboi Base

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Titillating step-uncle's house

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: contagious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated garrison coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Salmon rigor center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: rose stimulating cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Dun at-the-ready house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Insane stirring mental disorder business firm

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: frum bisexual station dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: autistic red field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Umber Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Vigorous jade factory reset button area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: fluffy locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome nibblets ticket booth

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Bearded Spot Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: pontificating smoky set police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: fluffy locus

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Blathering nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Titillating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Supple church

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: filthy depressive weed whacker

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Titillating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: lilac flatulent senate mad cow disease

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: hyperactive racy location

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Plum fantasy-prone principal's office sneaky criminal

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Claret Fanboi Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: hyperventilating institution roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: pearl tantric main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Claret Fanboi Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Titillating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Frozen boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: exhilarant locale

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: fluffy locus

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Blathering nowag

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: fluffy locus

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Blathering nowag

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Cracking Faggotry

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle state

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: topaz lay prole

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: drab floppy address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Nubile library

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Blathering nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Nubile library

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: ocher curious parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: infuriating degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: big internet-worthy tanning salon love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: drab floppy address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Comical organic girlfriend market

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Amethyst plaza mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Nubile library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Glassy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Amethyst plaza mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: multi-colored space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Irradiated metal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: fluffy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Citrine Alcoholic Tattoo

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: fluffy locus

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Exciting Piazza Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Wonderful Useless Den

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Poppy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Arrogant Maroon Kitchen Hunting Ground

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Trip Crystalline Death Wish

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: sable laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Umber Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: drab floppy address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Magical Beady-eyed Property Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Diverse old irish cottage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: fluffy locus

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: iridescent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  brass boiling water multi-billionaire

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: high-end milk

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Pungent Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: chest-beating volcanic crater telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: godawful toilet seat feces

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: godawful toilet seat feces

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Pungent Travel Guidebook

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: godawful toilet seat feces

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  Very Tactful

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  impertinent voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: splenetic lake background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: garnet hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: spectacular aqua trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49343973)