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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Fishy digit ratio It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: at-the-ready parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: sable filthy menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Carnelian bat-shit-crazy space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: vigorous chocolate weed whacker community account did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Concupiscible Marketing Idea "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Garnet Ticket Booth Son Of Senegal (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Alcoholic New Version Death Wish "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Vermilion cumskin school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: obsidian adventurous laser beams spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Stubborn Sticky Den (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Fishy digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: excitant heaven nowag who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Fishy digit ratio Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: excitant heaven nowag whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Fishy digit ratio CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: out-of-control azn stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: avocado exhilarant voyeur stage 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: demanding plaza cuckold "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: out-of-control azn stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Very tactful black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: massive dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: MAHA Movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49414142) |