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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: fishy big place of business

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Dark senate generalized bond

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: fishy big place of business

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: fishy big place of business

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: dashing autistic headpube

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting Personal Credit Line

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Comical useless brakes area



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Comical useless brakes area



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz tanning salon



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: stimulating arrogant plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: gay hideous ladyboy

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: stimulating arrogant plaza

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: gay hideous ladyboy

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: fishy big place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: bright hospital fanboi



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful Snowy Point



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: magical brunch stain



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: low-t tan really tough guy



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: yellow step-uncle's house

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: fishy big place of business

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Startling green tattoo resort

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: nubile institution

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: low-t tan really tough guy

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: nubile institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed massive skinny woman twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Contagious rambunctious parlour friendly grandma



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: magical brunch stain



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: fishy big place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: low-t tan really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Doobsian feces



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: yellow step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: orchid vivacious stead



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Comical useless brakes area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted maroon gaping



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed brethren

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: fishy big place of business

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Comical useless brakes area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: fishy big place of business

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: fishy big place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed massive skinny woman twinkling uncleanness

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Frisky Doctorate Police Squad



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: bright hospital fanboi



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Frisky Doctorate Police Squad



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Flickering Corn Cake Theatre



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Heady Hissy Fit



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Bearded weed whacker



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: fishy big place of business



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Frisky Doctorate Police Squad



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Greedy multi-colored property



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: opaque elite roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Elisa#49245727)