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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location
  01/26/16
This one stings.
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Wild newt
  01/26/16
jesus no...
hideous library
  10/24/16
...
Trip stag film feces
  01/03/17
...
Aromatic heaven
  02/20/18
...
Frozen brunch
  06/03/19
...
Wild newt
  10/14/20
...
provocative obsidian police squad
  01/25/16
...
up-to-no-good mind-boggling locus
  01/25/16
...
Milky adulterous skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
opaque temple private investor
  01/25/16
...
curious underhanded background story haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
...
Milky adulterous skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
opaque temple private investor
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular pink trailer park messiness
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Electric slippery chapel
  01/25/16
...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
...
tan whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
...
anal odious pozpig
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Ultramarine jewess shitlib
  01/25/16
...
topaz theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location
  01/26/16
...
geriatric stimulating circlehead tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
...
Dull Liquid Oxygen Toaster
  11/27/16
...
Electric slippery chapel
  06/13/17
...
indigo talented meetinghouse
  12/19/17
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/24/18
...
violent internet-worthy spot
  06/10/24
...
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/26/16
...
snowy office
  10/24/16
...
Trip stag film feces
  11/27/16
...
Electric slippery chapel
  01/23/17
...
carmine address boltzmann
  03/15/17
...
Electric slippery chapel
  04/20/17
...
Electric slippery chapel
  02/20/18
...
Electric slippery chapel
  05/24/18
...
Twinkling medicated university
  09/26/21
...
Razzle multi-billionaire
  03/12/22
...
violent internet-worthy spot
  05/15/22
...
violent internet-worthy spot
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Flatulent house old irish cottage
  01/25/16
Brutal
thriller stage
  01/25/16
...
Beady-eyed Ruddy Faggotry
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
cobalt contagious garrison mood
  01/25/16
toxic
Jet hominid
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
cracking burgundy turdskin
  01/25/16
...
up-to-no-good mind-boggling locus
  01/25/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut
  01/25/16
damnit
Peach frum institution
  01/25/16
...
Milky adulterous skinny woman
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
jfc
Electric slippery chapel
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Milky adulterous skinny woman
  01/25/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Electric slippery chapel
  01/25/16
Cr
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
hm
Violent Space French Chef
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
wait
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/26/16
...
crystalline casino
  01/25/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
cracking burgundy turdskin
  01/25/16
...
supple parlour
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Flatulent house old irish cottage
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Electric slippery chapel
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Flatulent house old irish cottage
  01/25/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
indigo talented meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
bisexual adventurous native dingle berry
  01/25/16
...
Peach frum institution
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut
  01/25/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Chocolate kitchen
  01/25/16
...
Jade well-lubricated sound barrier candlestick maker
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Domesticated spruce state
  01/25/16
...
cobalt contagious garrison mood
  01/25/16
...
anal odious pozpig
  01/25/16
damn
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine
  01/25/16
...
Saffron aphrodisiac masturbator church building
  01/25/16
O LORD
Sticky poppy area friendly grandma
  01/25/16
jfc
honey-headed infuriating property electric furnace
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
French irradiated resort
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
topaz theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Milky adulterous skinny woman
  01/25/16
Lmao
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
...
chrome corner gaping
  01/25/16
...
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine
  01/26/16
...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  02/15/16
...
deranged den marketing idea
  07/08/17
...
rough-skinned abode
  07/08/17
...
Lemon lay preventive strike
  07/08/17
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  10/27/17
...
startling aqua gaming laptop lodge
  12/26/17
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  05/24/18
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  03/16/20
...
disrespectful doctorate sex offender
  02/18/22
...
Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Ultramarine jewess shitlib
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Peach frum institution
  01/25/16
ouch
Passionate plaza athletic conference
  01/26/16
poison
misunderstood nursing home weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant sienna market
  01/26/16
180
Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location
  01/26/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
translucent idiotic immigrant range
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
pungent box office fanboi
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Swollen crotch
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
RIP brother
cerebral awkward sanctuary
  09/27/16
...
Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing
  12/26/17
...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  08/12/19
180
Wild newt
  01/26/16
...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Bateful national tank
  01/27/16
...
indigo talented meetinghouse
  01/27/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
shimmering milk
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
shimmering milk
  02/02/16
...
Slimy Lascivious Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
glittery know-it-all theatre becky
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
motley place of business
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Startled ticket booth
  02/24/16
18000000
Fighting sinister double fault
  03/04/16
165
abusive navy base
  03/04/16
...
rusted step-uncle's house
  05/19/16
chilling
Lake Black Woman
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
sapphire soul-stirring half-breed
  12/17/16
Good lord.
racy cream pit deer antler
  01/03/17
oh my.
Exciting bawdyhouse round eye
  01/23/17
toxic
comical menage coldplay fan
  03/13/17
...
carmine address boltzmann
  03/15/17
...
bisexual adventurous native dingle berry
  04/02/17
...
Amber hell
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
fishy dragon
  07/08/17
...
Arousing self-centered stead
  10/27/17
mother of god
rough-skinned abode
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Galvanic nighttime center
  10/27/17
JFC
Big flesh stage puppy
  10/27/17
...
Dashing forum
  12/26/17
...
Magenta school
  12/26/17
ouch
Red maniacal party of the first part
  02/20/18
...
Exhilarant aquamarine trump supporter internal respiration
  02/20/18
...
Bespoke Fuchsia Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  01/16/19
...
Pearly macaca
  08/09/19
...
Twinkling medicated university
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
insane bearded pocket flask
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Multi-colored misanthropic legal warrant
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Bistre New Version
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
anal odious pozpig
  01/25/16
...
topaz theater stage
  01/25/16
...
marvelous potus
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
toxic
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
thriller stage
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/25/16
TY bro
thriller stage
  01/25/16
...
topaz theater stage
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Cowardly hospital
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Beady-eyed Ruddy Faggotry
  10/27/17
...
umber diverse useless brakes factory reset button
  10/27/17
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  05/24/18
...
Exciting bawdyhouse round eye
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Boyish lavender jap depressive
  10/27/17
credited advice
Red maniacal party of the first part
  05/24/18
even more toxic
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bronze excitant boistinker
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
i lol'd
appetizing set degenerate
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
lol
Floppy orchestra pit
  06/01/17
...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
thriller stage
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location
  01/26/16
...
Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
French irradiated resort
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
French irradiated resort
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
French irradiated resort
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
French irradiated resort
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
French irradiated resort
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
Lmao
Violet kitty cat locale
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Electric slippery chapel
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/25/16
lmao true
pungent box office fanboi
  01/25/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing
  12/26/17
Haha
mildly autistic razzle-dazzle point
  03/19/20
...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Cowardly hospital
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
hairraiser crimson parlor incel
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Laughsome buff public bath
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Boyish lavender jap depressive
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
cerebral awkward sanctuary
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Coral Vigorous Roast Beef
  06/03/19
oh no
Swollen crotch
  08/08/19
LOL
Purple mischievous home really tough guy
  03/16/20
JFC
Exciting bawdyhouse round eye
  03/19/20
Update?
disrespectful doctorate sex offender
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Zippy field mother
  01/25/16
...
thriller stage
  01/25/16
...
indigo talented meetinghouse
  05/19/16
...
crystalline casino
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
Cr
Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/26/16
...
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
...
Multi-colored misanthropic legal warrant
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
khaki dilemma
  01/26/16
...
khaki dilemma
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
provocative obsidian police squad
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
deranged den marketing idea
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Ebony persian crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Electric slippery chapel
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Ebony persian crackhouse
  01/26/16
Lmfao
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
provocative obsidian police squad
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible mauve piazza
  01/16/19
...
mildly autistic razzle-dazzle point
  03/16/20
...
Wild newt
  01/26/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine
  01/26/16
...
indigo talented meetinghouse
  03/28/16
...
Pearly macaca
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Ocher Titillating Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Wild newt
  01/26/16
...
hideous library
  10/24/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
appetizing set degenerate
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
chestnut wonderful brethren school cafeteria
  04/04/16
...
carmine address boltzmann
  03/15/17
*applause*
amethyst vengeful hall
  10/27/17
...
Twinkling medicated university
  09/26/21
...
Boyish lavender jap depressive
  01/26/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
Describe
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot
  01/26/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/26/16
Please be flame
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Electric slippery chapel
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
crusty regret
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Arousing self-centered stead
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
Fuck
Arousing self-centered stead
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
crystalline casino
  01/26/16
cq's!
pungent box office fanboi
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
crusty regret
  01/26/16
...
Exciting bawdyhouse round eye
  03/19/20
...
carmine address boltzmann
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
chartreuse business firm laser beams
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Multi-colored misanthropic legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Red maniacal party of the first part
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
LOL fair
gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Ebony persian crackhouse
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...
Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine
  01/26/16
...
180 Cerise Rehab
  01/23/17
...
carmine address boltzmann
  03/15/17
...
deranged den marketing idea
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
hideous library
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...
indigo talented meetinghouse
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...
Trip stag film feces
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Smoky gunner
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...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
jfc
Electric slippery chapel
  01/26/16
...
Offensive razzmatazz
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Ebony persian crackhouse
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
crusty regret
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
do u love it
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
...
Shivering gay wizard chad
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Ebony persian crackhouse
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Electric slippery chapel
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Electric slippery chapel
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Ebony persian crackhouse
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Electric slippery chapel
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
crusty regret
  01/26/16
...
drab patrolman
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Light Hairy Legs
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Peach frum institution
  01/26/16
...
Arousing self-centered stead
  01/26/16
...
Wild newt
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
bossy heady theater coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
crystalline casino
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine
  01/26/16
JFC
talking reading party
  01/26/16
180
Charcoal balding organic girlfriend indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
blue embarrassed to the bone
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Arousing self-centered stead
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
...
Light Hairy Legs
  01/26/16
...
Light Hairy Legs
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
crusty regret
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
crusty regret
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
180 twist
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/26/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
THIS
appetizing set degenerate
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...
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Spectacular pink trailer park messiness
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Spectacular pink trailer park messiness
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
pungent box office fanboi
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Frisky Wine Trust Fund
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
pungent box office fanboi
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
rebellious tattoo
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Peach frum institution
  01/26/16
...
anal odious pozpig
  01/26/16
180
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
topaz theater stage
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/27/16
...
crystalline casino
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
shimmering milk
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Garnet hairless nowag
  05/19/16
repost please
topaz theater stage
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
crusty regret
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Garnet hairless nowag
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
drab patrolman
  01/26/16
tyft brother
appetizing set degenerate
  01/26/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
thriller stage
  01/27/16
180.
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...
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...
sapphire soul-stirring half-breed
  01/31/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Flirting Goyim
  02/02/16
brave
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  02/03/16
...
disrespectful doctorate sex offender
  02/22/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
topaz theater stage
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...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  09/27/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
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...
Electric slippery chapel
  04/04/16
...
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cr
Ebony persian crackhouse
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...
disrespectful doctorate sex offender
  05/11/16
...
White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth
  05/11/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  06/17/16
...
carnelian associate
  09/27/16
...
Electric slippery chapel
  10/21/16
mods please delete
crystalline casino
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
pungent box office fanboi
  10/24/16
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Garnet hairless nowag
  10/24/16
...
sapphire soul-stirring half-breed
  10/27/16
...
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
crystalline casino
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Scarlet
  01/23/17
... ...
Boyish lavender jap depressive
  01/23/17
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  07/08/17
Lol
painfully honest silver volcanic crater karate
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
lime seedy
  01/16/19
...
Wild newt
  02/11/17
...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  03/13/17
...
Electric slippery chapel
  03/15/17
...
carmine address boltzmann
  03/15/17
...
sapphire soul-stirring half-breed
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
walnut therapy
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Gaped Fantasy-prone Mediation
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Exciting bawdyhouse round eye
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...
Disturbing headpube
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...
indigo talented meetinghouse
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
henna wrinkle wagecucks
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...
Exciting bawdyhouse round eye
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Olive Community Account
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...
aggressive pisswyrm
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...
Electric slippery chapel
  09/25/17
...
Arousing self-centered stead
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
crystalline casino
  10/27/17
...
Dashing forum
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Iridescent
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Iridescent
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No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Mint Rigpig
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...
thriller stage
  07/25/18
...
Arousing self-centered stead
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...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Out-of-control Mewling Travel Guidebook
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  07/25/18
...
geriatric stimulating circlehead tanning salon
  07/25/18
...
Arousing self-centered stead
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/16/19
...
crystalline casino
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
lime seedy
  01/16/19
Jfc
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
crystalline casino
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
national security agency
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Spectacular pink trailer park messiness
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Ebony persian crackhouse
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
  01/17/19
...
Arousing self-centered stead
  04/08/19
...
Big-titted blathering stock car elastic band
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Dashing forum
  04/09/19
...
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Autistic Cyan Antidepressant Drug
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
at-the-ready senate love of her life
  06/03/19
...
crystalline casino
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
motley place of business
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
  06/03/19
...
Wild newt
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
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...
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Impressive ruby idea he suggested
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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dun quadroon
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Electric slippery chapel
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Ebony persian crackhouse
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Maroon
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Electric slippery chapel
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...
crystalline casino
  09/26/21
...
vermilion
  10/11/21
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Twinkling medicated university
  10/11/21
bump
Ebony persian crackhouse
  03/12/22
...
Electric slippery chapel
  01/05/23
...
disrespectful doctorate sex offender
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
hunting ground
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
  10/13/23
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at-the-ready senate love of her life
  01/03/24
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Arousing self-centered stead
  08/09/24
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disrespectful doctorate sex offender
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Wild newt

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: hideous library

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: provocative obsidian police squad



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mind-boggling locus



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: opaque temple private investor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Milky adulterous skinny woman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: opaque temple private investor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Spectacular pink trailer park messiness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: tan whorehouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: anal odious pozpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine jewess shitlib

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: violent internet-worthy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: violent internet-worthy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Flatulent house old irish cottage

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: thriller stage

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ruddy Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: cobalt contagious garrison mood

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Jet hominid

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: cracking burgundy turdskin

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mind-boggling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Peach frum institution

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Milky adulterous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Milky adulterous skinny woman

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Violent Space French Chef

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: cracking burgundy turdskin

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: supple parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Flatulent house old irish cottage

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Flatulent house old irish cottage

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: indigo talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: bisexual adventurous native dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Peach frum institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Chocolate kitchen

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Jade well-lubricated sound barrier candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Domesticated spruce state

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: cobalt contagious garrison mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: anal odious pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Saffron aphrodisiac masturbator church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Sticky poppy area friendly grandma

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: honey-headed infuriating property electric furnace

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: French irradiated resort

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: topaz theater stage

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Milky adulterous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: chrome corner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: deranged den marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Lemon lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: startling aqua gaming laptop lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: disrespectful doctorate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine jewess shitlib

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Peach frum institution

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Passionate plaza athletic conference

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: misunderstood nursing home weed whacker

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Vibrant sienna market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: translucent idiotic immigrant range

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Swollen crotch

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: crusty regret

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: cerebral awkward sanctuary

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Wild newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Bateful national tank

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: indigo talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: shimmering milk

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: shimmering milk

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Slimy Lascivious Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: glittery know-it-all theatre becky

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: motley place of business

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Startled ticket booth

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Fighting sinister double fault

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: abusive navy base

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: rusted step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Lake Black Woman

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring half-breed

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: racy cream pit deer antler

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse round eye

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: comical menage coldplay fan

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: carmine address boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: bisexual adventurous native dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Amber hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: fishy dragon

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned abode

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Galvanic nighttime center

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Big flesh stage puppy

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Magenta school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Red maniacal party of the first part

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant aquamarine trump supporter internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Bespoke Fuchsia Indian Lodge Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Pearly macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Twinkling medicated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: insane bearded pocket flask

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored misanthropic legal warrant

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bistre New Version

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: anal odious pozpig

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: topaz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: marvelous potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: thriller stage

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: thriller stage

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: thriller stage

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: thriller stage

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: thriller stage

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: thriller stage

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: topaz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Cowardly hospital

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ruddy Faggotry

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: umber diverse useless brakes factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Boyish lavender jap depressive

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Red maniacal party of the first part

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bronze excitant boistinker

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: appetizing set degenerate

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: thriller stage

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Floppy orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: thriller stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: thriller stage

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: French irradiated resort

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: French irradiated resort

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: thriller stage

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: French irradiated resort

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: French irradiated resort

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: French irradiated resort

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: thriller stage

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: thriller stage

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Violet kitty cat locale

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Faggot Firefighter Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle point

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: thriller stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Cowardly hospital

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: hairraiser crimson parlor incel

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Laughsome buff public bath

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Boyish lavender jap depressive

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: cerebral awkward sanctuary

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Coral Vigorous Roast Beef

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Swollen crotch

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Purple mischievous home really tough guy

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse round eye

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: disrespectful doctorate sex offender

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Zippy field mother

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: thriller stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: indigo talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored misanthropic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: khaki dilemma

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: khaki dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: provocative obsidian police squad

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: deranged den marketing idea

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive Sable Water Buffalo Location

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: provocative obsidian police squad

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible mauve piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Wild newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: indigo talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Pearly macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Ocher Titillating Goal In Life

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Wild newt

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: hideous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: appetizing set degenerate

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: chestnut wonderful brethren school cafeteria

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: carmine address boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: amethyst vengeful hall

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Twinkling medicated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Boyish lavender jap depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic gas station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: crusty regret

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: crusty regret

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: crusty regret

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: crusty regret

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: crusty regret

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: crystalline casino

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: crusty regret

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: carmine address boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm laser beams

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored misanthropic legal warrant

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Red maniacal party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: carmine address boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: deranged den marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Charismatic grizzly twinkling uncleanness idiot

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: hideous library

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: indigo talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Trip stag film feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Smoky gunner

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: crusty regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Offensive razzmatazz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: crusty regret

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: crusty regret

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: crusty regret

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Shivering gay wizard chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: crusty regret

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: crusty regret

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: crusty regret

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: drab patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Light Hairy Legs

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Peach frum institution

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Wild newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: bossy heady theater coffee pot

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ungodly Shrine

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  talking reading party

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Charcoal balding organic girlfriend indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: blue embarrassed to the bone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: crusty regret

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Light Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Light Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: crusty regret

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: crusty regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: crusty regret

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: crusty regret

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: crusty regret

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: appetizing set degenerate

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Spectacular pink trailer park messiness

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Spectacular pink trailer park messiness

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: gay arrogant international law enforcement agency station

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Frisky Wine Trust Fund

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Church Mental Disorder

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: rebellious tattoo

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Peach frum institution

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: anal odious pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: topaz theater stage

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: shimmering milk

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Garnet hairless nowag

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: topaz theater stage

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: crusty regret

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Garnet hairless nowag

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: drab patrolman

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: appetizing set degenerate

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: thriller stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: indigo talented meetinghouse

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Flirting Goyim

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: disrespectful doctorate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: painfully honest silver volcanic crater karate

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: topaz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bisexual adventurous native dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: disrespectful doctorate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: White bat shit crazy principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: carnelian associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Electric slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: crystalline casino

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: pungent box office fanboi

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Garnet hairless nowag

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: crystalline casino

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Scarlet

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Boyish lavender jap depressive

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: painfully honest silver volcanic crater karate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: lime seedy

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Wild newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Electric slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: carmine address boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: walnut therapy

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Gaped Fantasy-prone Mediation

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse round eye

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Disturbing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: indigo talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: henna wrinkle wagecucks

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  Olive Community Account

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: aggressive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: crystalline casino

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Iridescent

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Iridescent

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: 

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Mint Rigpig

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: thriller stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control Mewling Travel Guidebook

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: geriatric stimulating circlehead tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: lime seedy

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: crystalline casino

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  national security agency

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Spectacular pink trailer park messiness

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: 

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: 

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing self-centered stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Big-titted blathering stock car elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Dashing forum

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: 

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Autistic Cyan Antidepressant Drug

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: motley place of business

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: 

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Wild newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: 

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Impressive ruby idea he suggested

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: 

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: dun quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Maroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Electric slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: crystalline casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  vermilion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Twinkling medicated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Ebony persian crackhouse

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Electric slippery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: disrespectful doctorate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  hunting ground

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: 

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate love of her life



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