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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Mewling Area Patrolman
  04/12/16
Go back to India
curious parlor gaping
  05/13/18
180
carnelian angry hissy fit
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ocher locus
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180 moniker
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vibrant filthy international law enforcement agency den
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
ocher locus
  04/12/16
not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
mahogany nofapping partner
  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
stirring personal credit line
  04/12/16
holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
floppy poppy resort windowlicker
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This.
Mewling Area Patrolman
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
Jade philosopher-king
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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Spectacular prole
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
Chrome histrionic field
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
Aphrodisiac spot dog poop
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Chrome histrionic field
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Mewling Area Patrolman
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well whtever it is, its 180
Chrome histrionic field
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
Mewling Area Patrolman
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lol, cr clarification
Chrome histrionic field
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No just no
Mewling Area Patrolman
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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Mewling Area Patrolman
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
embarrassed to the bone pisswyrm
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
Mewling Area Patrolman
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
curious parlor gaping
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180 Cr lmao
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lol
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
Mewling Area Patrolman
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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million billion
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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180
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to r...
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when...
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A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout y...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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know-it-all church building regret
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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180
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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Thank
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curious parlor gaping
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: curious parlor gaping

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: carnelian angry hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254824)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Seedy Goal In Life

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: jet thriller chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254829)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: vibrant filthy international law enforcement agency den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254845)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: ocher locus

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: mahogany nofapping partner

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line

legit lol at "brunchmen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254874)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: floppy poppy resort windowlicker

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Milky apoplectic stead

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255103)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255329)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: jet thriller chapel



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy smoky heaven round eye



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255459)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Milky apoplectic stead



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Twinkling point travel guidebook



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Comical ruby theatre legend



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: stubborn provocative striped hyena box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Glassy community account



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Lime Dopamine Site



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: curious parlor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy dragon step-uncle's house

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Jade philosopher-king

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: pearl menage clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Jade philosopher-king

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored parlour fortuitous meteor

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: aquamarine racy mediation national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Milky apoplectic stead

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: massive concupiscible hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Spectacular prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Chrome histrionic field

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: coral adventurous institution

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Tripping giraffe selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Market Kitty Cat

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Carmine liquid oxygen stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot dog poop

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Twinkling point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: alcoholic pocket flask scourge upon the earth

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Pink Codepig Sanctuary

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: cowardly chartreuse pervert indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Chrome histrionic field

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot dog poop

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Chrome histrionic field

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Chrome histrionic field

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Chrome histrionic field

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Market Kitty Cat

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Charismatic medicated alpha corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Market Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: ungodly station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: dark space tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Odious charcoal stag film lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Primrose trip cumskin

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready brass really tough guy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cream church nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pisswyrm

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone pisswyrm

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Charismatic medicated alpha corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: curious parlor gaping

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Charismatic medicated alpha corner

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: jet thriller chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Wine Kitchen National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut forum puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut forum puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: metal sex offender tank

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: aromatic garrison weed whacker

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: metal sex offender tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic garrison weed whacker

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: talented gold rehab

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy smoky heaven round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: aromatic garrison weed whacker

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: turquoise wrinkle

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Milky apoplectic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cream church nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: stirring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: judgmental library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: cowardly chartreuse pervert indian lodge

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Light federal corn cake casino

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Boltzmann School Cafeteria

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: cracking old irish cottage coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Odious charcoal stag film lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: maniacal cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Glassy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: know-it-all church building regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Sepia university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: massive concupiscible hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Boltzmann School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: maniacal cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Bipolar digit ratio

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: mauve irradiated karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: know-it-all church building regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Market Kitty Cat

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: turquoise wrinkle

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: bisexual persian mexican

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: mauve irradiated karate

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: coral adventurous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored parlour fortuitous meteor

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: godawful home

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Chrome histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Fluffy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: bronze mood incel

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Market Kitty Cat

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy dragon step-uncle's house

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: green ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Umber Mind-boggling Death Wish

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Chrome histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine Exhilarant Background Story Sound Barrier

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: green ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: coral adventurous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Contagious drab jewess tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Contagious drab jewess tanning salon

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: judgmental library

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Milky apoplectic stead

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Lilac Trailer Park Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Charismatic medicated alpha corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: coral adventurous institution

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: topaz quadroon

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: godawful home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: know-it-all church building regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: green ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: know-it-all church building regret

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Tripping giraffe selfie

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Rusted wonderful deer antler location

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: black double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: mentally impaired fat ankles plaza

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: know-it-all church building regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Flirting jap

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: electric awkward stage mother

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: coral adventurous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: motley piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Rose dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Rose dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Milky apoplectic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Boltzmann School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Umber Mind-boggling Death Wish

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Sinister narrow-minded roast beef



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Wine Kitchen National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Lodge

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored parlour fortuitous meteor

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Domesticated native cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Domesticated native cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: curious parlor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: stimulating henna gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Glittery cyan halford

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Glittery cyan halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: canary doobsian idea he suggested candlestick maker

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Glittery cyan halford

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Glittery cyan halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: godawful home

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Glittery cyan halford

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: godawful home

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vibrant filthy international law enforcement agency den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36271707)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39614918)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Lime Dopamine Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#43604323)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Silver meetinghouse stain

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Glittery cyan halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: curious parlor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: curious parlor gaping

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Charismatic medicated alpha corner

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: dead indigo sweet tailpipe

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Comical ruby theatre legend

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Glittery cyan halford

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Glittery cyan halford

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Comical ruby theatre legend



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: idiotic hospital masturbator

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut forum puppy

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: bronze mood incel

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Laser Beams

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: arousing water buffalo



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Glittery cyan halford



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut forum puppy

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Glittery cyan halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired fat ankles plaza



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Place Of Business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35060127)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Umber Mind-boggling Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35967868)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Principal's Office Goyim



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Glittery cyan halford



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Chocolate disgusting state

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It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: stubborn provocative striped hyena box office



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chestnut forum puppy



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Comical ruby theatre legend



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Bearded Business Firm



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Effete crackhouse



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: curious parlor gaping



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Effete crackhouse



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: coral adventurous institution



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Principal's Office Goyim



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Lime Dopamine Site



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: clear painfully honest french chef half-breed



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: tantric frisky bawdyhouse useless brakes



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: bronze mood incel

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Fragrant office



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Wine Kitchen National Security Agency

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Mewling Area Patrolman



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: chest-beating razzmatazz set shitlib



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse sandwich

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Mustard Trust Fund Hominid



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Wine Kitchen National Security Agency



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