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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:10 AM
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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Transparent Native Codepig

President Trump’s staggering record of uncharged crimes

by Conor Shaw

September 27, 2022

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As of November 2022, Donald Trump has been credibly accused of committing at least 56 criminal offenses since he launched his campaign for president in 2015. That total only reflects allegations relating to his time in or running for office and omits, for instance, Trump’s criminal exposure for fraudulent business dealings.

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The eight offenses we have added since we published the first version of this table in March 2022 include three criminal offenses relating to the investigation of election fraud and related crimes in Fulton County, Georgia; one offense relating to potential wire fraud stemming from fraudulent representations made to solicit PAC contributions after the 2020 election; one perjury offense relating to Trump’s legal efforts to overturn the 2020 election; and three offenses relating to Trump’s unlawful possession of government records at Mar-a-Lago after leaving office. The updated tracker likely understates Trump’s legal exposure because the high volume of sensitive records discovered at Mar-A-Lago suggests that he could be indicted for multiple counts of willfully retaining without authorization government records containing national defense information, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 793(e)), even though it is only listed once on CREW’s tracker.

Federal and state prosecutors are at an important crossroads with respect to accountability for the former president. On the one hand, the deadline has already passed or will soon pass for charges relating to several extremely serious offenses. That includes offenses relating to Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign as well as his obstruction of the FBI’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election and the subsequent special counsel investigation. The investigation of both matters was terminated by the Department of Justice at the direction of former Attorney General Bill Barr. While there is substantial evidence that Trump committed several felonies, he is unlikely to face consequences for that conduct.

“Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act. ”

On the other hand, Trump is squarely in the crosshairs of at least three grand jury investigations that have been very active over the last half year: the Fulton County, Georgia investigation of election fraud and related offenses; a federal grand jury investigation of the January 6 insurrection and events leading up to it; and a federal grand jury investigation of Trump’s unlawful possession of government records since leaving office and related offenses. These investigations suggest that Trump’s long run of avoiding accountability may soon be over.

While adherence to the rule of law requires that prosecutors pursue criminal indictments only where the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support such action, it is also critical that no individual be insulated from accountability simply because they are a national political figure, a former president, or a candidate for public office. Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act.

Failing to deter Donald Trump from engaging in further criminal misconduct would have profoundly damaging consequences for our democracy. Criminal law is designed to punish individuals for criminal offenses to discourage these individuals and others like them from engaging in the same conduct in the future. If President Trump avoids criminal prosecution for attempting to retain power despite being voted out of office or for compromising some of the country’s most sensitive national security secrets, the message to him and others who hold power will be clear: you can commit crimes that threaten the future of our democracy with impunity.

The rule of law is not self-enforcing. The individuals who serve in the Department of Justice and in prosecutors’ offices across the country are charged with upholding it. They must pursue criminal charges against President Trump if the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support doing so.

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to have Attorney General Sessions take over the investigation 2017 - 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Paul Manafort, a witness in special counsel investigation 2018 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by ordering White House Counsel McGahn to deny attempt to fire Mueller 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the prosecution of Paul Manafort by attempting to influence his jury 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing Michael Cohen, a witness in the special counsel and congressional investigations 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 False statement 18 U.S.C. § 1001 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 Criminal violation of the Ethics in Government Act 5 U.S.C. app. § 102(a)(3)) No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Roger Stone, a witness in the special counsel investigation 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Corruptly seeking public statements from the President of Ukraine that would help President Trump win re-election in return for official actions, namely, a White House visit between the two leaders and the release of U.S. security assistance to Ukraine. 2019 Bribery 18 U.S.C. § 201 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Causing (personally and through subordinates) federal officials to engage in partisan political conduct by involving them in a plot to pressure a foreign country to investigate Trump's campaign rival 2019 Coercion of political activity 18 U.S.C. § 610 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (February 2015 online poll) 2015 Causing (or accepting) an individual contribution in excess of the lawful limit 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2020 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report AMI’s contribution (McDougal Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report Cohen’s contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing (or accepting) an individual campaign contribution in excess of statutory limits 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing American Media Inc. (AMI) to make and/or accepting (or causing his then lawyer Michael Cohen to accept) an unlawful corporate contribution related to Karen McDougal. 2016 Causing (or accepting) an unlawful corporate campaign contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Conspiring to defraud the United States by undermining the lawful function of the FEC and/or violating federal campaign finance laws 2015 - 2017 Conspiring to commit campaign finance offenses and/or defraud the enforcement of campaign finance laws 18 U.S.C. § 371 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC to file false reports with the FEC 2016 - 2017 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 1519 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Making a false statement by failing to disclose liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly ommitting or failing to disclose a material fact 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Failing to disclose a liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly and willfully failing to report required information 5 U.S.C. app. § 104(a)(1)-(2). Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government property 18 U.S.C. § 1361 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government records 18 U.S.C. § 2071 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Aiding Michael Cohen's false statements to Congress 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. § 1001; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Michael Flynn, a witness in special counsel investigations 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the investigaiton of Michael Flynn 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by firing FBI Director James Comey 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to curtail Special Counsel Mueller's investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by trying to influence FBI Director Comey's announcement of the investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to fire Special Counsel Mueller 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to create fraudulent election results 2021 Intentional interference with the performance of election duties Ga. Code Ann. § 21-2-597 Active.The special grand jury has completed its investigation in Fulton County, GA, but its report has not yet been made public. According to DA, charges are "imminent". According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2023 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Improperly withholding security assistance to Ukraine for his own political gain 2019 Misappropriation of federal funds 18 U.S.C. § 641 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Directing government officials and personal associates not to cooperate with congressional investigations of his conduct and retailiating against witnesses who cooperated with the investigation 2019 Obstruction of Justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1505, 1512 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Asking a foreign national to open an investigation into a campaign rival--a thing of value that could constitute an unlawful foreign campaign expenditure 2019 Soliciting unlawful foreign campaign contributions 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30121 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Pressuring federal officers to use their official positions for partisan politics Causing subordinate federal officials to violate the Hatch Act by pressuring and encouraging them to engage in partisan political conduct 2020 Criminal violation of the Hatch Act 18 U.S.C. § 595 Uncertain. The Office of the Special Counsel issued a report in which it determined that Secretary Pompeo and Acting Secretary Wolf’s violations originated within the White House, or possibly the Trump campaign or President Trump himself, and that President Trump laid the foundation for these and other Hatch Act violations by refusing to hold officials accountable for even the most flagrant and clear-cut Hatch Act violations. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Making a material false statement under oath and/or in a Georgia federal court proceeding. 2020 Perjury 18 U.S.C. § 1621 or § 1623 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Conspiring with others to overturn the results of Georgia’s presidential election and to weaponize the Department of Justice in service of their larger campaign to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. 2020 - 2021 Conspiracy against rights 18 U.S.C. § 241 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Depriving Georgia residents a fair and impartially conducted election process by pressuring the Georgia Secretary of State to falsify or overturn election results 2020 - 2021 Depriving state residents a fair and impartial election process 52 U.S.C. § 20511(2)(B) Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Repeatedly telling Secretary of State Raffensperger that he won the state of Georgia and listing numerous unfounded allegations of election fraud and wrongdoing 2020 - 2021 Knowingly making a false statement Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-20 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Causing or inducing validly counted votes to be altered or withheld from an official proceeding by communicating falsehoods and inaccuracies to the Georgia Secretary of State and insinuating that he and state officials were jeopardizing themselves for not uncovering election fraud 2020 - 2021 Influencing government officials to withhold or alter a record Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-93 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting conduct by state officials to change the election results in his favor by committing one of several felonies 2020 - 2021 Criminal solicitation of a felony (false statements and writings, false official certificates, false swearing, and/or computer trespass) Ga. Code Ann. § 16-4-7 (soliciting at least one of Ga. Code Ann. §§ 16-10-1, 16-10-20, 16-10-71, 16-10-8, 16-9-1(b), 16-9-93(b), 16-9-93(c)) Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source Forthcoming Brookings report

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Author: Heady slimy cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30819178)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: bespoke self-absorbed depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30819181)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Deranged immigrant

through the zip-lock bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30819190)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Spectacular school digit ratio

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30819196)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring outnumbered wagecucks range

That was the first time I ever read that end to end. Wish I had done so years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30819220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30819201)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30820722)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Scourge Upon The Earth New Version

diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30819210)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: mewling house

Would be even more 180 if OP had spelled bare as bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30824978)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30872703)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Address

(poo dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30872705)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30891775)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner

This would have been a 5 post thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30891803)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Nighttime mental disorder

op is high art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30891811)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: mewling house

indubitably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30900712)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31036601)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30892177)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: talking chest-beating organic girlfriend

*sweaty 5'8" lawyer nervously wipes forward*

"Alright, we have a deal--just make it quick, or I'll sue you!"

*hands over wad of cash*

*unbuckles belt*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30900765)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30922194)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30912311)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30922166)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30925897)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: pink indecent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30925922)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30977532)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:27 PM
Author: mauve background story meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30985193)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: mauve background story meetinghouse

Is like to see if we can arrange this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#30985289)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31036597)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: exhilarant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31036606)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: vigorous gold shrine

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31094700)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31137075)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling snowy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31246975)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: ultramarine frum brunch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31247006)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31451877)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: vigorous gold shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33411693)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#35271888)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36425755)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#47651928)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#47700374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31246956)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: crawly antidepressant drug parlor

okay, fine, i'll bump this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31247012)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:46 PM
Author: bossy comical base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31285011)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: bespoke self-absorbed depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31285016)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: cordovan cheese-eating filthpig roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33744721)



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Date: July 17th, 2023 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#46558436)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Brindle motley goal in life box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31285017)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31451874)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31451888)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: racy double fault hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31451898)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling snowy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31623428)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: splenetic bawdyhouse hominid

UVT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31623459)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31909440)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:20 PM
Author: Bearded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31909477)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: rusted bipolar resort

I just realized that this thread is that perfect shit the OP took, and we all grabbed it with are bare hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#31909480)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#32148196)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Marvelous elite library sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33744741)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36425757)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Violent Big Persian Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36671116)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37611550)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:39 AM
Author: primrose business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#46019333)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#49131199)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#32082416)



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Date: May 10th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33270324)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: 180 ruddy boltzmann center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33401227)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: racy double fault hospital

this is the peak of civilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33401235)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: sticky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33744712)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34104910)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: odious seedy brethren really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36177301)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: hilarious cream nursing home

this was indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#47700350)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Sable cerebral rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33411727)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33744702)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Judgmental institution famous landscape painting

(Lil' Dooky)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#33744743)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34104854)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: cracking pea-brained boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34104908)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: avocado principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34105134)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: jet senate tattoo

i cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34105153)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: curious area becky

https://m.imgur.com/CnEeI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34105213)



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Date: September 7th, 2017 6:35 AM
Author: jet senate tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34156286)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: flirting psychic

life in this moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34291670)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: flirting psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34375230)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34379571)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34432707)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Smoky Doobsian Stag Film Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34432718)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Affirmative Action

Thick as a man's wrist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#34432799)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#35119879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#35430478)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#35882014)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36001991)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Nubile aqua kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36062730)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36177296)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36284008)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36284022)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: hairless sanctuary

thread of the decade 2008-2018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36284251)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling orchid property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36425764)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: vigorous gold shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36425775)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: impressive fluffy garrison

erry day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36425773)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: mauve background story meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36484570)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: vigorous gold shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36671097)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Territorial Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#36683625)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37230688)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pervert mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37278538)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: carmine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37278540)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:07 PM
Author: sticky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37605860)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: Charismatic deer antler spot

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37605863)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pervert mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37822837)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: sticky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#37831995)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: bossy comical base



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Date: May 17th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: vigorous gold shrine



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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: topaz irate pisswyrm cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#38375568)



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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: vigorous gold shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#38375647)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pervert mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#38742353)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: lime orchestra pit blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#38791984)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:40 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican lodge



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Date: November 7th, 2019 8:01 AM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



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Author: mewling house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#39118017)



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Date: November 20th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pervert mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#39144213)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#39239827)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling snowy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41064373)



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Date: May 8th, 2020 7:39 PM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#40175298)



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Author: sticky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#40349832)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#40357084)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 8:06 AM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#40389499)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band



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Date: September 28th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: iridescent home old irish cottage



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Date: September 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: pearl hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41003173)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: bonkers personal credit line stage



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Date: December 13th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: Nighttime mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41541217)



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Date: January 1st, 2021 9:34 AM
Author: hilarious cream nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41656030)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: bossy comical base



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: hot bisexual incel



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:02 PM
Author: sticky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41819014)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41819019)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: violent chartreuse university main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#43841088)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: Pungent point quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41819023)



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Date: January 25th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: impressive fluffy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#41819622)



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Date: March 25th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#42165108)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: bonkers personal credit line stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#42481407)



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Date: July 14th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Pungent point quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#42782027)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#42824942)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 4:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#43063188)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: impressive fluffy garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#43576507)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#43840685)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: fragrant toilet seat prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#49303155)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly school cafeteria



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Date: October 21st, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: brass supple corner elastic band



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: impressive fluffy garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#43576502)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling snowy stage



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: hot bisexual incel



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Date: May 17th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Poppy aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#44530366)



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Date: May 28th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: pearl hall



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Date: May 28th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: fragrant toilet seat prole



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Diverse Rigor Set



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#44959350)



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:09 PM
Author: Galvanic self-centered tanning salon legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#44959379)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#47651931)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: impressive fluffy garrison



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Date: February 7th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: bespoke self-absorbed depressive



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Date: March 5th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: vigorous gold shrine



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Costumed Stirring Trailer Park Partner



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Date: August 5th, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Territorial Jewess



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Date: August 8th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly school cafeteria



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Date: January 21st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: fragrant toilet seat prole



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: violent chartreuse university main people



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Date: July 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: kink-friendly school cafeteria



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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: pearl hall



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Date: March 20th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome gaped queen of the night



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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:00 PM
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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Translucent magical party of the first part sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#49131189)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sexy cerise idiot



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Translucent magical party of the first part sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#49131418)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fragrant toilet seat prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2Elisa#49303075)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome gaped queen of the night



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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:22 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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