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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:43 AM
Author: Boyish unholy nursing home

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fourth of July, my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept. My wife suggested that our neighbors would be gratified if we had some barbecue. I don't know how to make barbecue. My wife suggested we invite Mike and Susan, because they have a barbecue and probably know how to barbecue.

Mike arrived wearing a red Trump hat, which I thought was obnoxious and racist, but before I had a chance for a bro-on-bro conversation, he brushed past me to set up the grill. Susan followed close behind, with their five children in tow. She made an apple pie. I quizzed her on the ingredients, but she wasn't giving up her secrets that easily! I tried a slice. Delicious!

My wife had changed into a Stars and Stripes bikini, one I didn't even know she had. She was now prancing around the pool, passing out beers, flirtatiously bending over to give all the men a nice long look at her cleavage. Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. The other men were more subtle, but I could see their little smirks and grins. My wife was particularly attentive to Mike, as I could tell from the multiple times her body would "accidentally" brush against him. I cracked open a beer and watched in delighted agony.

Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth. Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the "girl patties." I sniffed and went upstairs to watch the baby.

My wife got out of the pool and came inside to rinse. I shut the bathroom door as she showered her wonderful naked body. "We have to talk," I said. I explained that Mike would no longer be acceptable as a guest in our house after this party, because I knew him to be a racist. My wife nodded, then shooed me out of the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she stayed clear of Mike and began flirting with other men.

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me. His kids were fussing about the fireworks show. Finally, Susan said she would drive them down to the harbor to look at the fireworks. Our other guests agreed that sounded like fun. Mike said he'd join them after cleaning the grill. I went upstairs to check on our son again. He was fast asleep.

When I came down, Mike was just finishing up. He had gathered all the rubbish from the patio into a large black bag and hauled to the dumpster. As she washed the dishes, my wife watched Mike's thick muscular back through the kitchen window. The door opened and Mike went into the kitchen to wash his hands. As he toweled his giant manpaws, my wife suddenly turned to him and asked what he thought about her.

"What do you mean?" Mike said.

My wife shut off the faucet and leaned forward, her cleavage framed in the perfect scoop of her neckline. Her wet hands ran along her shirt, giving visible outline to her erect nipples. She drew closer to Mike, her fingers lightly stroking his chest, tracing down to his hips. Mike smiled.

"What do you think of these?" In a swift motion, she lifted up her shirt, showing her beautiful naked breasts.

Mike gasped. "They're beautiful." He turned to me. "Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

I grinned painfully, my eyes shot through with fear. How dare she do this before my eyes! How dare she disrespect me like this.

"You can be lucky too," she said to Mike.

"But Susan--"

"But Susan." My wife giggled. Her fingers lightly danced to the tent Mike was pitching in his trousers.

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

And he did. In a moment, they were transported by crazy lust, pulling each other's clothes off and fucking right before my astonished eyes on the kitchen counter. I felt the protest rise to my throat, coming out only as pathetic mewl. I buried my face in the couch, crying tears of rage and shame as their moans grew louder and longer. I looked up, only to see the strong muscular Mike plowing with his gigantic member into my wife's willing vulnerable cunt. I beat the pillow. "This must stop! This must stop!"

Mike stopped for a moment, confused, but my wife gently encouraged him to take her from behind. "tree man won't do anything." Her mocking laugh filled the house, as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool.

I returned to find Mike pumping away at my wife. Sopping wet, I collapsed into a useless heap and watched them ecstatically fuck each other senseless. Mike shot his load deep into my wife's pussy and she sucked him off. They showered and left to watch the fireworks.

I have not spoken to my wife since she returned.

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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: tripping razzle chapel dysfunction

'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth.'

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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:24 PM
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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: diverse emerald depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889412)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: titillating rigor skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961590)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479227)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Mustard affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540838)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 4:04 PM
Author: Big Cobalt Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40640586)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Gay trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40914778)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: hairraiser corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158857)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: underhanded public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44735991)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy bat shit crazy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071711)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Marvelous church building jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071718)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 AM
Author: Pontificating dilemma

i like how you worked mewl in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862531)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: vigorous orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864082)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Salmon learning disabled national

been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, perfect for this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870745)



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Date: July 5th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Gay trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38486948)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862536)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:05 AM
Author: fighting purple stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862543)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: useless beady-eyed gaping ticket booth

trump supporters are a strange bunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: Narrow-minded multi-colored center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862576)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:36 AM
Author: lilac deer antler

(fatceps)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862578)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: Wonderful volcanic crater

Wow. I am hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862610)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862635)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: misanthropic appetizing mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865419)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: trip insane love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961229)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: smoky big-titted box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862617)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Iridescent lodge newt

lotta really great stuff in here brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862675)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:49 AM
Author: Vibrant hairless immigrant

every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really weird place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862719)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: painfully honest motley place of business library

I like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862722)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Aquamarine Party Of The First Part Institution

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862725)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Vibrant hairless immigrant

oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder helps every once in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862726)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: Flickering infuriating idiot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862755)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: medicated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761094)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: lascivious business firm

Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862724)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:54 AM
Author: painfully honest motley place of business library

In fact that's the title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862733)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: alcoholic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864111)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Brass wagecucks prole

Mike posted a pic of the encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/cRwciFM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862742)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864184)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:58 PM
Author: Swollen Black Death Wish

This thread is worse than the picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864906)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

No, it is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864988)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Brass wagecucks prole

You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, cock size, and cuckoldry blog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865038)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: lavender haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865098)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866259)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: Iridescent lodge newt

lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hope you don't get fired from the call center!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866170)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to add (NSFW), but I guess it is better not to click the links just in case because the bort is now infested with smug cum sucking faggot kikes like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866213)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:34 PM
Author: Iridescent lodge newt

(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to the unexpected. since he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter described in the OP, yeah I smugly think you look like an absolute moron for flipping out lol jfc xo 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866542)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you fucking used car salesman who had to get a JD because kikes are "elite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866607)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Iridescent lodge newt

truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866634)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike posted a pic of the encounter" as "he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter" and then prances around exuberant about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866669)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Duck-like coral whorehouse

You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blocking software (at least at my company). And even if it isn't SFW, do you not have your own office? Are you in a cube farm or something?

Either way... it was pretty obvious that it was a dirty pic. Simmer down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867255)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE JEW PORNOFILTH popping up on my screen without warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867275)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Odious yapping useless brakes nibblets

youre wrong here faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Ocher mexican theater stage

I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fighting the good fight, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862754)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: adventurous elastic band

This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort the OP made, waking up early at 6am, to write this garbage on a deplorable message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862763)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

(triggering memories dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864310)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Slimy Onyx Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862768)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Harsh Sapphire Rigpig Becky

Keep ur head up tree man!

Also lmao @ "The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862780)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Vibrant hairless immigrant

this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detail imho is mike throwing out the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862851)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Harsh Sapphire Rigpig Becky

I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862949)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Vibrant hairless immigrant

on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious:

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865013)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Misunderstood aphrodisiac church

Still great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399690)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: green razzmatazz organic girlfriend corn cake

I liked it when OP unsuccessfully tried to drown himself in the pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399804)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: heady silver friendly grandma

the *rubbish*

every word was chosen with incredible care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362958)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria

Gonna need to see this slam poem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862781)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: sexy set boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864088)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Vibrant hairless immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865002)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: nofapping police squad boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870702)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30894572)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: underhanded public bath

Note: the slam poetry trend really died out from 2016 to 2022.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736075)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy bat shit crazy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46166058)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: balding violet gunner den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862844)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Floppy Circlehead Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30863222)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: alcoholic resort

(Pumo's neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864089)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Irate honey-headed french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864109)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Irate honey-headed french chef

I better see this on reddit later on....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864118)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864317)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: indigo crackhouse

meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864121)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

(low IQ cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864320)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Curious Pit Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864793)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap

(2 IQ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639829)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: galvanic sick hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864127)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: garnet clown hell

I love treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864216)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: mauve shivering pozpig telephone

"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool."

oddly the most vivid, captivating imagery in the whole piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864336)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Olive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864389)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: galvanic sick hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864591)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864737)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant hairless immigrant

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865006)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: lavender haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865133)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: alcoholic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865458)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: thriller private investor menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866587)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: garnet clown hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821088)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: green razzmatazz organic girlfriend corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399811)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: galvanic sick hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889402)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Ungodly tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042596)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: underhanded public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44735995)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone khaki address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736007)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864415)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Salmon learning disabled national

180 stuff. Love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864723)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: rebellious charismatic temple indirect expression

Omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864936)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: awkward digit ratio

180 tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865017)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: Bright pisswyrm

Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865022)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: metal house-broken kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479229)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610365)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Abnormal Mind-boggling Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46165672)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bisexual talented parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865049)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: lavender haunted graveyard

tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865122)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: alcoholic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865457)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Wonderful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33581312)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: spectacular maroon faggot firefighter stage

Both rock hard and laughing.

180, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865640)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: insecure jet-lagged faggotry

This has the potential to become a popular genre for millennial males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865943)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Bearded Antidepressant Drug Office

Read this 50 times now and still not seeing how this bro is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866179)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: lavender haunted graveyard

(racist neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866618)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: Peach Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866461)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Ungodly tanning salon striped hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867197)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: henna native half-breed

Not that interesting, but thanks for trying so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867263)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: garnet clown hell

(susan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870555)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Electric turquoise space partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870689)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Duck-like coral whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870982)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Chocolate nighttime sneaky criminal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147333)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating preventive strike meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479231)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Mustard affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494245)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Electric turquoise space partner

thank u for outstanding attention to detail

e.g. the Korean neighbor who couldn't whistle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870694)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen

Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30894576)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Salmon learning disabled national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147364)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Blue university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821461)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: heady silver friendly grandma

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344188)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479233)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: umber orchestra pit

here's one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479914)



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Date: December 13th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring giraffe cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41539710)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: submissive feces hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158876)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Stimulating amethyst cuck laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46166131)



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Date: July 4th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Stimulating amethyst cuck laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#47809806)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: garnet clown hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147282)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Ungodly tanning salon striped hyena

solid bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147343)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Iridescent lodge newt

"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147869)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: frum mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32148946)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32152320)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821144)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: sable exciting athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821498)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: garnet clown hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344091)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine Party Of The First Part Institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344104)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Salmon learning disabled national

there is some hilarious detail in almost every single sentence of the OP. Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344183)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine Party Of The First Part Institution

so true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344195)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: milky bateful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33349212)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33349205)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor

courtesy bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33578733)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: sticky deranged reading party boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33580191)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33580195)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: garnet clown hell

Anniversary bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33760934)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33760982)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wine marketing idea masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761002)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761024)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Ruby sandwich mad cow disease

Tree Man is a personal hero of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761079)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: medicated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761105)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: diverse emerald depressive

it's insane how good this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761126)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: milky bateful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829240)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Ocher mexican theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34112004)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: underhanded public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736080)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Stirring Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829507)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: cerebral theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34111935)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 5:04 AM
Author: Tantric vermilion forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34234218)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34610428)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: Hilarious azure idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34639230)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34932990)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: rebellious charismatic temple indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399519)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35476386)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: poppy sanctuary hominid

cleaning grill doesn't take long. why would Susan leave Mike just to do this 5 minute max chore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35476404)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: galvanic sick hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35660243)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Wonderful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889408)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: diverse emerald depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889418)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Vibrant hairless immigrant

The classics never grow old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042568)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: galvanic sick hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042576)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36157454)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: clear field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250670)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: dashing citrine garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250710)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Wonderful volcanic crater

4th of July is coming up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250739)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36251058)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse stag film

Happy 4th of July!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362936)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: arousing self-centered son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479125)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: exhilarant property

never thought I could simultaneously jack off to completion and laugh hysterically but this thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362983)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Vivacious step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961216)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic sick hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37113092)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Glittery gay wizard toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37251360)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: Stirring Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37255770)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: 180 School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479065)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy range filthpig

First time seeing this. Unbelievably 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479075)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: hairraiser corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479079)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: diverse emerald depressive

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479199)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Rehab Pistol

“Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the ‘girl patties.’”

This made me LOL IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479833)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: cerebral theater

much like a 4th of july fireworks display, it has a perfectly paced mix of loud bright bursts and smoldering long fuses that leave the audience in tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479845)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479869)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 9:41 AM
Author: galvanic sick hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494075)



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Date: September 3rd, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Contagious carmine locale keepsake machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38782328)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540746)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:24 AM
Author: low-t gold psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540771)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready international law enforcement agency area

one of my favorites...i've been searching for this forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Fluffy Impressive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

Keep your chin up tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540847)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Laughsome blathering casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540855)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Provocative gaped old irish cottage kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40545504)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: garnet clown hell

Happy July 4th!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40545568)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610239)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Puce territorial legal warrant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610362)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Startling Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639822)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Flushed french candlestick maker jap

We need more white babies in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639827)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Startling Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40640509)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: Wonderful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40641546)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:51 PM
Author: Wonderful volcanic crater

This is probably my favorite thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639882)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: Glittery gay wizard toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40910833)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: avocado passionate principal's office alpha

holy shit. was it mike fart?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40910836)



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