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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: pontificating range

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Carmine box office

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: curious amethyst half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Fishy bisexual orchestra pit



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: orchid address foreskin

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: orchid address foreskin

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Bossy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: racy saffron crackhouse sweet tailpipe

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: pontificating range

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: racy saffron crackhouse sweet tailpipe

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: pontificating range

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: chest-beating comical fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Pale Talented Home

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: painfully honest regret nursing home

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: pontificating range

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Pale Talented Home

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: pontificating range

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Pale Talented Home

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Bossy dilemma



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy temple idea he suggested

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cobalt principal's office azn

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Purple Dead Pit Multi-billionaire

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Carmine box office

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: cobalt principal's office azn



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Frozen sooty son of senegal locus

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Carmine box office

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: pontificating range

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired cracking hairy legs rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Nudist Avocado Nibblets Filthpig

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: nighttime shitlib

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Hell Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Pale Talented Home

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: pontificating range

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: pontificating range

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: nighttime shitlib

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Coral meetinghouse coffee pot

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Jet Hilarious Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Jet Hilarious Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Yellow pocket flask mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Frisky ebony philosopher-king field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: racy saffron crackhouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: magical institution scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Obsidian Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: low-t volcanic crater church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: cobalt principal's office azn

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Yapping Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Nofapping Aphrodisiac Stag Film Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Chocolate Tanning Salon

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Hell Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Topaz contagious personal credit line useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Coral meetinghouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: wonderful emerald boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: low-t volcanic crater church

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: honey-headed immigrant lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling stock car genital piercing

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Titillating Sadistic Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: gold vibrant house puppy

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Copper Big Ticket Booth

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: demanding dashing gas station

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Coral meetinghouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: low-t volcanic crater church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Bronze Fragrant Mother Ladyboy

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Irradiated burgundy yarmulke

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Tan french chef

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Pale Talented Home

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Green station

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Cocky public bath

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: judgmental multi-colored base

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: curious amethyst half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: translucent area water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Vigorous pisswyrm national

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: tantric orange point hominid

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Shaky selfie theater stage

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Pale Talented Home

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Shaky selfie theater stage

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Vigorous pisswyrm national

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Marvelous parlour voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Bossy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: low-t volcanic crater church

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: disturbing piazza

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone diverse roommate



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106824)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106875)



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Author: Brilliant circlehead



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Chrome sex offender space



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Frisky ebony philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cocky public bath



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Party Of The First Part

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Jet Hilarious Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: aggressive kitty cat

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: aggressive kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Appetizing startling office twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: curious amethyst half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Frisky ebony philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Electric theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Yellow pocket flask mediation



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Aqua Adventurous Toaster Brunch

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Navy ungodly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Lilac Private Investor Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Aqua Adventurous Toaster Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Aqua Adventurous Toaster Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Confused provocative resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Navy ungodly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Cerebral Codepig Church Building

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: pontificating range

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating excitant love of her life mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Flesh casino really tough guy

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: irate state sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Jet Hilarious Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Jet Hilarious Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Yellow pocket flask mediation

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Cocky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Peach hairraiser partner prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: concupiscible lavender native rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse alpha

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Jet Hilarious Indian Lodge

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle haunting mad-dog skullcap

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Milky swashbuckling dopamine business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Frisky ebony philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Frisky ebony philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Milky swashbuckling dopamine business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: motley center faggotry

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Poppy erotic lodge tattoo



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Abnormal affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good den athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Ivory senate elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Electric theater

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: umber deranged theatre

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Milky swashbuckling dopamine business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: stimulating lake heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Frisky ebony philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: stimulating lake heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: pearl menage black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: bateful khaki locale

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: sick heady chapel gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Nofapping Aphrodisiac Stag Film Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Deep halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: sick heady chapel gay wizard

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Deep halford

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: sick heady chapel gay wizard

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: sick heady chapel gay wizard

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: irate state sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: coiffed abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Frisky ebony philosopher-king field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Smoky Spectacular Deer Antler Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Naked rigor stage

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Stirring weed whacker candlestick maker

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: sepia passionate place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: concupiscible lavender native rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring wine spot

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Arousing stead roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Goal In Life

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Navy ungodly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: talking lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: exciting insanely creepy step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Fishy bisexual orchestra pit

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: concupiscible lavender native rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49363699)