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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
vivacious peach goyim office
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
Exciting plaza
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
vivacious peach goyim office
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Exciting plaza
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
vivacious peach goyim office
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
vivacious peach goyim office
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
Awkward adventurous hell reading party
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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180 the gorgon
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: abnormal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Curious indigo keepsake machete laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Histrionic market tank

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Histrionic market tank

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cracking hot indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Exciting plaza

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Exciting plaza

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Floppy jap cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous hell reading party

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Dark Menage Idea He Suggested

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous hell reading party

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous hell reading party

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cracking hot indirect expression



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: thriller milky cruise ship depressive

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: lascivious rehab shitlib

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz public bath travel guidebook

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: lascivious rehab shitlib



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mint well-lubricated indian lodge antidepressant drug

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: navy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: territorial really tough guy mad cow disease

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded pit

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous hell reading party

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded pit

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Vibrant Dragon

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Hideous multi-colored nowag kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Hideous multi-colored nowag kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Brindle overrated area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: cocky institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Exciting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Infuriating salmon wrinkle parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Carnelian harsh feces dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: azure greedy internal respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: lascivious rehab shitlib

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Double Fault Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Startling Heaven Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ruddy center weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: purple apoplectic stain national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Saffron federal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: geriatric stimulating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: diverse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: diverse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dilemma Telephone

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: clear stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Vibrant Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: maniacal mexican trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: azure greedy internal respiration

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: cream stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: diverse mood

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser costumed toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant set

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious kitchen coldplay fan

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: bateful crusty range

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: azure greedy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: naked stirring hissy fit meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Laughsome messiness

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Effete Spruce Cuckoldry Twinkling Uncleanness

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: titillating step-uncle's house

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous hell reading party

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like Contagious Cuck

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: odious yellow property deer antler

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Trailer Park Turdskin

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: abnormal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled beta coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: pearly internet-worthy useless brakes house

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: walnut dashing striped hyena chad

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bearded Resort Ratface

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous hell reading party

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bearded Resort Ratface

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: pearly internet-worthy useless brakes house

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: chocolate generalized bond

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cracking hot indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Bright Newt

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: azure greedy internal respiration

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Glassy ungodly church brethren

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Disgusting locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Sticky faggot firefighter background story

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Charcoal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Fragrant dun toilet seat sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Histrionic market tank

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone black pistol persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Pontificating 180 Space Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone black pistol persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Boyish mentally impaired point

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: odious yellow property deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Plum irradiated chapel karate

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Hideous multi-colored nowag kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Garnet bipolar dysfunction

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Garnet bipolar dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: heady gay lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: abnormal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Arousing snowy codepig people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Brindle overrated area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible onyx personal credit line new version

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: aromatic corner mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Passionate Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible onyx personal credit line new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible onyx personal credit line new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: yapping dopamine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: aromatic corner mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: glittery whorehouse degenerate

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: vivacious peach goyim office

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: crystalline excitant friendly grandma tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Filthy forum

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Comical lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Hideous multi-colored nowag kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Hideous multi-colored nowag kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Brindle overrated area

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: odious yellow property deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: red temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: racy pearl senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly pea-brained locus

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Hideous multi-colored nowag kitty cat

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: ocher irate jew

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Self-absorbed blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Pungent shrine water buffalo

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Supple pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Mahogany headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: pink offensive queen of the night skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Pontificating 180 Space Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing snowy codepig people who are hurt

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: blathering hall

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Sticky faggot firefighter background story

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Electric station therapy

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Balding patrolman becky

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Balding patrolman becky

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic clown

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Balding patrolman becky

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Balding patrolman becky

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Comical lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Bespoke Flesh Fanboi Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: cocky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Vigorous bronze stead knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating thirsty son of senegal ceo

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: purple apoplectic stain national

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: wild mustard sandwich famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: racy pearl senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed address

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling home

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: aromatic corner mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Iridescent Church Building Hairy Legs

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Wonderful field

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Curious indigo keepsake machete laser beams

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: racy pearl senate

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: unhinged private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Elisa#49735840)