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Argument against high Asian IQ: Existence of chopsticks
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:03 PM Author: Sadistic Senate Digit Ratio no intelligent group of people would come up with such a shitty utensil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863098) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:32 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig No it shows civilizing influence because chinks didn't walk around w personal knives like euro barbarians who'd cut you in a heartbeat. (chink food is cut small so no personal knives necessary) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:35 PM Author: Histrionic Massive Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866196) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:36 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig No I'm smaaart and wise as fuck, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866207) |
Date: March 18th, 2017 11:03 PM Author: rough-skinned mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863100) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:04 PM Author: gay field They foresaw our fat future and started people eating one grain of rice at a time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863103) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:08 PM Author: Histrionic Massive Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863125) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:15 PM Author: black big wrinkle Me, too. Also chopsticks are superior for things with slices of meat.
Think about how prole a knife actually is. It means you're so prole you don't have a servant to pre-cut your food for you. Chopstick usage with meat means you're preftigious enough to pay someone to cut your meat for you. It's one step removed from being so rich someone puts the food in your mouth for you. |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:37 PM Author: vermilion idiotic rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32869907) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 11:12 PM Author: Henna Filthy Travel Guidebook Library Nice, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32870606) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:11 PM Author: Slap-happy philosopher-king ape chopsticks take more brain power to operate than spoons, forks, and sporks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863149) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:15 PM Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Elastic Band Center so less brain power left over for more productive uses
like their shitty writing system |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:17 PM Author: Slap-happy philosopher-king ape except that the language/character-based writing system also takes significant brain power (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863201) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:19 PM Author: drab windowlicker love of her life so less brain power left over for more productive uses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863216) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:21 PM Author: Slap-happy philosopher-king ape like?
(prepare angus for continued penetration) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:45 PM Author: hideous frisky foreskin Jewish physics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866278) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:21 PM Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Elastic Band Center more of a time suck
azn education systems are notorious for producing rote learning robots
literally years wasted on a retarded writing system are a factor |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:22 PM Author: disrespectful brilliant toaster what about hangul i thought that was supposed to be legit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863239) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Elastic Band Center yeah I think that is a much more sensible alphabet type script (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863248) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:40 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig Hangul is fucking legit genius invention from way back when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866240) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:42 PM Author: curious theater In terms of Asian history it was invented yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866259) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:44 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig Yep. 1600s. But the linguistic knowledge necessary for the initial construction is totally legit. Hangul was originally only for women and chonom faggots. |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: black big wrinkle Hangul is by far the most preftigious and scholarly writing system in the world. It actually reflects linguistic reality (voicing a consonant involves adding an extra line, the symbols representing vowels actually correspond to where in your mouth you produce the sound, etc) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866578) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:35 PM Author: curious theater It boosts brain power in children and kept the parole peasantry illiterate for centuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866200) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:38 PM Author: vermilion idiotic rehab lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32869915) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:18 PM Author: drab windowlicker love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863210) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:18 PM Author: Godawful olive hospital french chef This was in a Seinfeld episode
"What's the deal with chopsticks? They've SEEN the fork! Why do they keep at it with the chopsticks?" |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:22 PM Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Elastic Band Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32863238) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 6:33 PM Author: rough-skinned mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32868571) |
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Date: March 18th, 2017 11:27 PM Author: bossy degenerate friendly grandma This is a pretty funny and probably COP.
On the flipside, I've heard that the classical Chinese writing/language is so insightful and advanced, that people who understand it have massive amounts of wisdom. It supposedly distills wisdom from the ages into these short paragraphs, and almost creates the impression that everything worth being said has already been said.
Not sure about the other kinds of Asian languages though. |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 12:44 PM Author: Histrionic Massive Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32865735) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: bossy degenerate friendly grandma It's only a single Asian language, classical Chinese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32870473) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:33 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig I'm wise as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866174) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:40 PM Author: curious theater It's all shorthand and classical allusions. Like a cross between that Star Trek next gen episode where they meet aliens whose entire language is metaphor and copious use of xo memes to write. (This is restricted to a discussion of literary Chinese in classical texts, which is separate from Chinese as a spoken language.) Anyway you round eyes are hopelessly out of your depths here trying to comprehend an older, more advanced, superior civilization. The first mistake you make is trying to discuss a hypothetical pan-NE Asia civilization that never existed. Chinese Japanese Korean languages took VASTLY different historical paths - makes sense given they aren't remotely related to each other |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:43 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig Yes this references this which refe re ences this.
English poetry moes get the same thing if they are superscholar and their superscholarship manifests itself in their poetry. NBD. |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:44 PM Author: curious theater Star Trek episode: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866270) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:21 PM Author: Seedy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866606) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:19 PM Author: black big wrinkle fuckin hell i just wrote the same thing about the TNG ep below and then saw your comment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866592) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:55 PM Author: Khaki Home Dog Poop All the wisdom inspired them to have dictatorial governments. Whites forced Japan and SK to be democracies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866384) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: black big wrinkle This is true about written classical Chinese. It's not true about any modern Chinese language. Written classical Chinese is like a series of literary allusions. Like that "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" shit from the Star Trek TNG episode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866588) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: bossy degenerate friendly grandma Ok sure, but you are agreeing with me, right?
I kind of wish I understood this language. |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:34 PM Author: curious theater I am surprised Chinese didn't just use forks.
Then again Europeans didn't use forks until the eighteenth century really |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:37 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig Again, gooks didn't carry their own personal knives around, unlike europemos who used them to eat and also to fight. Which race domesticated itself faster? |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:35 PM Author: Comical stag film chopsticks are easy af wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866201) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:41 PM Author: curious theater To be fair tweezers would be easier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866256) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: Bespoke dun property pozpig Deftness w hands early on exercises the brain for little ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866313) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:47 PM Author: hideous frisky foreskin (Born and raised gook) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866293) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:46 PM Author: charismatic brunch Also their (written) languages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866289) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:52 PM Author: curious theater Anyway you round eyes are hopelessly out of your depths here trying to comprehend an older, more advanced, superior civilization. The first mistake you make is trying to discuss a hypothetical pan-NE Asia civilization that never existed. Chinese Japanese Korean languages took VASTLY different historical paths - makes sense given they aren't remotely related to each other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866352) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 1:54 PM Author: Comical stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866368) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: black big wrinkle syntactically unrelated but naturally K and J borrow heavily from Chinese vocab, but interestingly Chinese reverse-borrowed vocab from J after J surpassed them - I read some stat a few years back that an insanely high % of modern Mandarin is loan words from Japanese (but that the J words are made with Mandarin compounds)
like imagine if the Pope borrowed "computer" from English to use in his Latin mass or something, English coined the word computer, but it's obviously using a Latin compound |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:11 PM Author: curious theater http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3546138&mc=3&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866523) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:12 PM Author: Diverse nursing home Their visual art was very primitive. The couldn't even figure out how to use perspective, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866530) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:15 PM Author: curious theater Anticipated modernist developments 1200 years early. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866557) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:12 PM Author: Duck-like preventive strike dysfunction this is a good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866536) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:14 PM Author: soul-stirring bonkers nibblets ljl this thread going 50+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866549) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:16 PM Author: curious theater If you poured milk on the server all of xo would die lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866569) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: Multi-colored domesticated corner sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32869947) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 11:13 PM Author: Henna Filthy Travel Guidebook Library Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32870616) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: razzle geriatric church building Kind of a slow day on the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866586) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Histrionic Massive Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32866609) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 10:28 AM Author: disgusting greedy principal's office lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#33786172) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 10:45 PM Author: racy plaza Yeah. Even toddlers figure out how to "scoop" food with their hands, yet azns couldn't get their shit together enough to create a spoon. Wtf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#32870372) |
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Date: July 16th, 2017 9:59 AM Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Elastic Band Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#33785975) |
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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:10 AM Author: Self-absorbed chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#35552011) |
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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:55 AM Author: Self-absorbed chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#40939899) |
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Date: November 8th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3557419&forum_id=2Elisa#49412532) |