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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996305)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Sienna locale

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000116)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Sienna locale

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Malinche

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Vengeful Box Office Trump Supporter

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44168365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Unhinged Bbw

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Onyx Senate Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: hideous sanctuary

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: arousing theatre masturbator



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: hideous sanctuary

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: hideous sanctuary

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: odious point multi-billionaire

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: wonderful boiling water trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: aromatic center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45868254)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49551653)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: odious point multi-billionaire

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Chrome 180 Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: odious point multi-billionaire

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: bossy cruel-hearted hissy fit

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: electric nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Emerald rough-skinned crotch incel

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: stirring primrose principal's office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: zippy space

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: overrated irradiated parlor therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: adventurous lilac field mother

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: titillating mischievous kitchen

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: buff meetinghouse

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Marvelous Stage Community Account

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: buff meetinghouse

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Concupiscible Cuckoldry Heaven

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Sooty fragrant gas station

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: costumed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: buff meetinghouse

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Cracking deranged cumskin base

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Shivering plaza

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mint Pit Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: titillating mischievous kitchen

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: motley iridescent hell

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: talking psychic forum

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Sienna locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: bright mind-boggling stage

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: arousing theatre masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: misanthropic spruce main people

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Shivering plaza

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: Charismatic Bronze Codepig

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: massive property

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Histrionic frum regret theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42480813)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Crusty deep university

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: odious point multi-billionaire

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: flatulent parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: fantasy-prone tattoo menage

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Shivering plaza

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tattoo menage

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: contagious really tough guy

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: vivacious magenta marketing idea

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: offensive knife coldplay fan

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Excitant purple state mediation

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: crawly territorial step-uncle's house filthpig

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tattoo menage

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac saffron den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004960)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Cracking deranged cumskin base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005006)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: motley iridescent hell

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: arousing theatre masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed brunch

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: mauve french stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005743)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: diverse frozen kitty cat sandwich

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: pearl confused tanning salon

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: bossy cruel-hearted hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896914)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Autistic Station Son Of Senegal



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: sable soul-stirring skinny woman



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: multi-colored chocolate public bath



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: pearl confused tanning salon

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: hideous sanctuary

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: buff meetinghouse

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: hideous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: medicated whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005030)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: costumed trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: motley iridescent hell

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: motley iridescent hell

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: motley iridescent hell

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Glittery Translucent Range French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005078)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: cobalt ratface lay

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mint Pit Reading Party

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: cobalt ratface lay

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: diverse frozen kitty cat sandwich

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: blue abnormal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33009865)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019225)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: drunken curious mental disorder affirmative action

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Twisted nowag abode

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Racy crimson faggotry death wish

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: appetizing lodge

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: hideous sanctuary

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: bearded casino deer antler

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: hideous sanctuary

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: exciting new version clown

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Amber Floppy School Cafeteria

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Yellow Swashbuckling Chad Toilet Seat



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Beta Impressive Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: spectacular black indian lodge jap

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: big maize national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: grizzly hairraiser alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: Violet disturbing love of her life piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: massive property

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: overrated irradiated parlor therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Kink-friendly dashing house macaca

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: overrated irradiated parlor therapy

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Nubile Hospital

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: electric nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: chest-beating shitlib resort

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: citrine comical site windowlicker



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: costumed trailer park



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: bossy cruel-hearted hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: White razzmatazz home mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: odious point multi-billionaire

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: ruddy pea-brained keepsake machete library

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: supple crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: fluffy talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: motley iridescent hell

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: bright mind-boggling stage

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: supple crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Tan Elite Striped Hyena Area

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: electric nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Adulterous Dingle Berry Hall

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine Church

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: electric nursing home

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: clear greedy set sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: ruddy pea-brained keepsake machete library

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Bateful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: flickering fiercely-loyal telephone

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: Shivering plaza

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: frisky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: dun nudist foreskin ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Awkward Idiot Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Lascivious church building

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Emerald rough-skinned crotch incel

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: razzle selfie school

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: scarlet abusive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Racy crimson faggotry death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: aromatic center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mint Pit Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Heady light locus

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Seedy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mint Pit Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: trip aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Shaky Drab Business Firm Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: aromatic center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed bawdyhouse

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Jade Cowardly Orchestra Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Church



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: crosby

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49551784)