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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: shivering spruce cumskin



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: saffron office boistinker

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: saffron office boistinker

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210242)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210258)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: saffron office boistinker

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Primrose Associate New Version

lol

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: orchid overrated rehab



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: copper exciting theater



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: thriller angry corner



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Metal sound barrier coffee pot

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: saffron office boistinker

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210271)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Laughsome Senate Prole



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: turquoise cracking site main people

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33210545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Blue Pit

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33216982)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Supple stag film

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

because of the ass pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33216894)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: galvanic tripping juggernaut

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

crazy time in a man's life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33217161)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: wonderful coiffed base

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty tanning salon



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Boyish locus

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: hairraiser state cuck

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: spectacular center tank

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Pink University

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Bearded wild rigpig institution

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Laughsome Senate Prole



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: bearded contagious casino

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: onyx idiot

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Elisa#33219826)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: galvanic tripping juggernaut

it's a masterpiece

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Date: January 16th, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: galvanic tripping juggernaut



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Author: Rebellious Karate Police Squad



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Laughsome Senate Prole



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal ape

Good stuff here.

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Laughsome Senate Prole



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: startling school trust fund

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Date: August 3rd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Salmon violent forum regret

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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:47 PM
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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful degenerate abode

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