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Lmao at Ohtani and Angels fans

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Rusted jewess
  03/17/18
what happened
azure fat ankles puppy
  03/17/18
he already looks like a huge bust - 27.00 ERA and 2 for 20 a...
ruby faggotry water buffalo
  03/17/18
lmao jfc
Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  03/17/18
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azure fat ankles puppy
  03/17/18
But he's so versatile!
pungent field
  03/17/18
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bateful tripping range gaming laptop
  04/07/18
SPRING TRAINING STATS DO NOT MATTER
bateful tripping range gaming laptop
  04/07/18
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doobsian gaping meetinghouse
  05/19/18
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Curious nibblets
  05/04/18
?
180 Sable Lay
  05/14/18
huge bust for sure
Curious nibblets
  07/04/21
ljl @ this fraud
Light stage roast beef
  03/17/18
lol I figured this jappo would be a scrub fraud washout
pungent field
  03/17/18
ljl @ me
pungent field
  04/08/18
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Curious nibblets
  04/09/18
titcljl
mischievous harsh university
  05/14/18
isn't he pitching with a major arm injury?
gold exhilarant parlor
  03/17/18
Him not waiting to sign a monster FA deal was so dumb.
Flirting chestnut theater
  03/17/18
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Shivering Abusive Cuckold Shrine
  04/03/18
lol this thread already aging poorly
Curious nibblets
  04/03/18
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Rusted jewess
  09/05/18
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Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  09/05/18
lmao was the OP Rudolph?
irradiated onyx digit ratio chapel
  04/03/18
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Rusted jewess
  09/05/18
What about his first start being a quality start?
Talented claret goal in life
  04/03/18
lol running train on the tribe tonight
Bearded dashing son of senegal native
  04/03/18
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Talented claret goal in life
  04/04/18
3-4 HR 3 RBIs
Curious nibblets
  04/04/18
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Curious nibblets
  04/04/18
HR #2 lil breh.
Talented claret goal in life
  04/04/18
love how the greatest hitting pitcher proves himself in AL
Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  04/04/18
I guess having him dh was the plan. He could have gone to th...
Talented claret goal in life
  04/04/18
no nl team was going to want to risk the health of a potenti...
Shivering Abusive Cuckold Shrine
  04/04/18
It was always the plan. Some of the Dodgers players who met...
Light stage roast beef
  04/04/18
Lol homered off Kluber today. Great analysis op
Curious nibblets
  04/04/18
tbf it was a terrible pitch and right in ohtani's wheelhouse
Shivering Abusive Cuckold Shrine
  04/04/18
true. still impressed
Curious nibblets
  04/04/18
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Curious nibblets
  04/05/18
Third home run in three games. Lmao indeed
Curious nibblets
  04/06/18
RUDOLPH!
Talented claret goal in life
  04/06/18
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doobsian gaping meetinghouse
  05/20/18
Fuck libs! He just hit a 400+ foot HR to straightaway center...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/06/18
That was 450
Curious nibblets
  04/06/18
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Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/06/18
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high-end plaza organic girlfriend
  04/06/18
This NOWAG needs a new haircut. His translator too
Magical contagious striped hyena tank
  04/06/18
His translator has the Japanese frat shag
Curious nibblets
  04/06/18
Holy mother of god
bateful tripping range gaming laptop
  04/06/18
WHAT
Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  04/07/18
coming up with bases loaded...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
Dude wanted no part of him, 4 pitch walk with the bases load...
Curious nibblets
  04/07/18
gtfo
Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  04/07/18
he should get 2 more ABs in this game at least
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
Getting the Bonds treatment lmfao
bateful tripping range gaming laptop
  04/07/18
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doobsian gaping meetinghouse
  05/19/18
110 MPH groundout directly to the 1B with 0 out and runners ...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
MY EXIT VELOCITY MY LAUNCH ANGLE
bateful tripping range gaming laptop
  04/07/18
Smoked that one just right at the fielder
Curious nibblets
  04/07/18
GOATani up again...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
disaster of a game for him - made 3 outs in 5 ABs, and only ...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
nice moniker
Curious nibblets
  04/07/18
how long until this guy is DHing every day?
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
He'll prob always get the day before and after pitching off....
Curious nibblets
  04/07/18
My thought for optimizing him is to maximize his starts in i...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
he hit it WAY up into the Angels Stadium waterworks today in...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
sorry to make you proles feel bad about my demonstration of ...
Frum galvanic cuck theater stage
  04/07/18
7 IP, 1 H, 12 Ks. Lmao at ohtani
Curious nibblets
  04/08/18
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high-end plaza organic girlfriend
  04/08/18
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Talented claret goal in life
  04/08/18
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Rusted jewess
  04/08/18
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Razzle zippy stage rigpig
  04/08/18
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Arousing School Cafeteria Private Investor
  04/09/18
will white dorks ever recover from Ohtani?
Ivory Weed Whacker
  04/09/18
Cq
Curious nibblets
  04/09/18
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Cerise aromatic police squad
  04/09/18
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doobsian gaping meetinghouse
  05/19/18
xo experts discussing Ohtani https://twitter.com/JimmyTra...
Curious nibblets
  04/08/18
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heady insecure sneaky criminal sanctuary
  04/09/18
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Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  04/09/18
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Costumed avocado crackhouse
  04/09/18
Lol at every other pundit being Jewish and didn’t play sport...
Histrionic point prole
  04/09/18
Bases clearing triple https://streamable.com/ro0kc
Curious nibblets
  04/12/18
jfc
bateful tripping range gaming laptop
  04/12/18
11.52 seconds home to third, pretty decent
Curious nibblets
  04/13/18
glad to see him kicking ass. when i watched that 60-minut...
swollen pit crotch
  04/12/18
he's got a UCL sprain apparently but its minor. i dunno how ...
Curious nibblets
  04/12/18
doesn't sound like a good thing to me. with the way these fi...
swollen pit crotch
  04/12/18
he was out most of last year with an ankle injury too. inju...
Curious nibblets
  04/12/18
indeed. fingers crossed. one of the great things about baseb...
swollen pit crotch
  04/12/18
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swollen pit crotch
  06/11/18
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Fragrant Windowlicker
  04/15/18
Just took Severino deep
Curious nibblets
  04/27/18
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Razzle zippy stage rigpig
  04/27/18
hitting .345 now
Curious nibblets
  05/04/18
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Rusted jewess
  05/04/18
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Talented claret goal in life
  05/05/18
another quality start vs the mariners, picked up the W
Curious nibblets
  05/07/18
Double and a home run tonight, he's like fourth in the leagu...
Curious nibblets
  05/11/18
What's his pitching record? Is he in the normal starting rot...
vigorous cheese-eating ceo locale
  05/11/18
He pitches once a week. His pitching number are solid but co...
Magical contagious striped hyena tank
  05/11/18
Currently the Angels don't let him hit the day before or aft...
Stirring pearly kitchen rigor
  05/11/18
Starting pitchers get incredibly babied nowadays. It’s proba...
Magical contagious striped hyena tank
  05/11/18
It's not really necessary but they are treating him with kid...
Curious nibblets
  05/11/18
He's 3-1 in five starts. Had one phenomenal start, three pre...
Curious nibblets
  05/11/18
Also, they are having him pitch once a week because that's w...
Curious nibblets
  05/11/18
Feasible for him to pitch every five days while hitting on e...
Stirring pearly kitchen rigor
  05/11/18
Think it makes sense to build in some rest. I'd say give him...
Curious nibblets
  05/11/18
forgot to lmao at this obvious bust's 6.1 IP with 11 Ks and ...
Curious nibblets
  05/14/18
Lmao at op
Rusted jewess
  05/14/18
lmao
Curious nibblets
  05/14/18
lmao
silver death wish
  05/14/18
lmao
Fragrant Windowlicker
  05/19/18
6th dinger
Curious nibblets
  05/18/18
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Talented claret goal in life
  05/19/18
it's astonishing that a baseball thread could turn out worse...
Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich
  05/19/18
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Curious nibblets
  05/19/18
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Rusted jewess
  05/19/18
well judge did lead the league in WAR
Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  05/19/18
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gold exhilarant parlor
  05/19/18
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doobsian gaping meetinghouse
  05/19/18
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Rusted jewess
  06/11/18
?
Rusted jewess
  09/05/18
judge pumo still reigns supreme
Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  09/05/18
7 IP, 1 R, 4H, 8Ks LMAO
Curious nibblets
  05/20/18
Brought him out for the 8th, 7.2 IP, 2R final line
Curious nibblets
  05/20/18
is this good or bad? not a baseballmo.
mahogany theatre
  05/20/18
He is amazing.
Talented claret goal in life
  05/20/18
You read the op, lmao at ohtani
Curious nibblets
  05/20/18
it's a very good, though not great, line. the fact that he a...
Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich
  05/20/18
is 6 HR out of 84 at bats elite?
mahogany theatre
  05/20/18
Very
beady-eyed center
  05/20/18
that's 14 ABs per HR https://www.baseball-reference.com/lea...
Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich
  05/20/18
I think they've moved him to 4 days a week unless there's an...
beady-eyed center
  05/20/18
Scoscia was keeping him out vs some lefties early in the yea...
Curious nibblets
  05/20/18
LMAO i'm reading more about MLB playoffs and the system is r...
mahogany theatre
  05/20/18
The divisions aren't small. What system do you think is bet...
beady-eyed center
  05/20/18
top 12 records overall it just seems weird that the angel...
hyperactive aquamarine doctorate
  05/20/18
Don't think so. It's also still early. No different than N...
beady-eyed center
  05/20/18
162 games but a 1 game playoff between two teams is literall...
high-end plaza organic girlfriend
  05/20/18
Correct!
pungent field
  05/20/18
Well that wasn't your original complaint. But anyway, &q...
beady-eyed center
  05/20/18
right, that's why all the series that matter take 5 or 7 gam...
Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich
  05/20/18
they should scrap the playoff system altogether. You just ne...
180 Sable Lay
  05/21/18
cr but good luck convincing the frauds that be to rake in le...
pungent field
  05/21/18
cr, winning a pennant used to be fucking huge
Curious nibblets
  05/21/18
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Learning disabled glassy casino blood rage
  05/21/18
In baseball this shit tends to balance out.
Fragrant Windowlicker
  05/20/18
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/shohei-ohtani-injury-upda...
Rusted jewess
  06/08/18
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Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  06/08/18
Pedro was on tv a few weeks ago talking about how all the “a...
mind-boggling station milk
  06/08/18
lol. the fastball is what is causing the epidemic of torn el...
swollen pit crotch
  06/11/18
jfc OP completely vindicated
bespoke indian lodge
  06/11/18
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Rusted jewess
  06/11/18
?
Curious nibblets
  06/13/19
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Arousing School Cafeteria Private Investor
  07/08/18
https://streamable.com/kzs0t
Curious nibblets
  07/09/18
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/angels-shohei-ohtani-like...
Rusted jewess
  09/05/18
MVP MVP MVP
Chocolate sweet tailpipe
  09/05/18
He's a decent baseball player.
Fragrant Windowlicker
  09/05/18
4-4 tonight with 2 HRs, a SB and a walk. But he needs Tommy ...
Curious nibblets
  09/05/18
AL player of the week bump
Curious nibblets
  09/11/18
20th HR bump
Curious nibblets
  09/16/18
Game winning home run tonight, #22. Prob gonna win AL ROY. ...
Curious nibblets
  09/27/18
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Ivory Weed Whacker
  11/13/18
LMAO at the Rookie of the YEar
Curious nibblets
  11/13/18
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doobsian gaping meetinghouse
  04/30/19
Hit for the cycle tonight
Curious nibblets
  06/13/19
Asians done here
Fragrant Windowlicker
  06/13/19
Another 2 HR game. Why didn't this bust try for three?
Curious nibblets
  06/30/19
He literally might be the most talented baseball player ever...
Adventurous smoky garrison faggot firefighter
  06/30/19
(lib who doesn’t recognize pre-integration stats)
red psychic main people
  06/30/19
Might as well have been drafted by the Seahawks.
Fragrant Windowlicker
  06/30/19
?
shimmering national fanboi
  05/20/21
shocked by his power at the plate. unfortunately, looks like...
purple haunted graveyard
  05/20/21
Why do you say that penislicker
Curious nibblets
  05/20/21
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pungent field
  05/20/21
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Fragrant Windowlicker
  08/13/21
Most home runs as batter in season with 10+ games pitched, A...
Fragrant Windowlicker
  07/02/21
lol great thread
Curious nibblets
  07/02/21
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Curious nibblets
  07/25/21
lol
Hairraiser Macaca Bawdyhouse
  07/25/21
Was this Rudolph as op?
vivacious chad mexican
  07/25/21
Yeah
Rusted jewess
  07/26/21
Bats leadoff while pitching, with a 1.69 ERA and leads the l...
Fragrant Windowlicker
  08/13/21
LMAO at sub 2 ERA since All Star break and just hit his 40th...
Curious nibblets
  08/18/21
LMAO at the unanimous AL MVP
Curious nibblets
  11/18/21
We can still laugh at Angels fans though, right?
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/18/25


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Date: March 17th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Rusted jewess



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Date: March 17th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: azure fat ankles puppy

what happened

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Date: March 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: ruby faggotry water buffalo

he already looks like a huge bust - 27.00 ERA and 2 for 20 at the plate.

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Date: March 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

lmao jfc

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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: azure fat ankles puppy



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: pungent field

But he's so versatile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35628199)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: bateful tripping range gaming laptop



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: bateful tripping range gaming laptop

SPRING TRAINING STATS DO NOT MATTER

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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: doobsian gaping meetinghouse



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Date: May 4th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Curious nibblets



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: 180 Sable Lay

?

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Date: July 4th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

huge bust for sure

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Date: March 17th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Light stage roast beef

ljl @ this fraud

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Date: March 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: pungent field

lol I figured this jappo would be a scrub fraud washout

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Date: April 8th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: pungent field

ljl @ me

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Date: April 9th, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: Curious nibblets



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: mischievous harsh university

titcljl

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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: gold exhilarant parlor

isn't he pitching with a major arm injury?

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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Flirting chestnut theater

Him not waiting to sign a monster FA deal was so dumb.

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Date: April 3rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Shivering Abusive Cuckold Shrine



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

lol this thread already aging poorly

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Date: September 5th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Rusted jewess

?

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Date: September 5th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

?

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Date: April 3rd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: irradiated onyx digit ratio chapel

lmao was the OP Rudolph?

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Date: September 5th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Rusted jewess

?

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Date: April 3rd, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Talented claret goal in life

What about his first start being a quality start?

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Date: April 3rd, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Bearded dashing son of senegal native

lol running train on the tribe tonight

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Date: April 4th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Talented claret goal in life



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Date: April 4th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

3-4 HR 3 RBIs

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Date: April 4th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Curious nibblets



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Date: April 4th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Talented claret goal in life

HR #2 lil breh.

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Date: April 4th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

love how the greatest hitting pitcher proves himself in AL

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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Talented claret goal in life

I guess having him dh was the plan. He could have gone to the nl.

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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Shivering Abusive Cuckold Shrine

no nl team was going to want to risk the health of a potential front-end starter by sticking him in the field during his rest days

that said he would have borne all the financial risk so they would have done it anyways if it meant convincing him to sign. but that's why he would have been less willing to go to the nl anyways.

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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Light stage roast beef

It was always the plan. Some of the Dodgers players who met with him bitched about having wasted their time because he was always going to go to the AL.

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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Lol homered off Kluber today. Great analysis op

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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Shivering Abusive Cuckold Shrine

tbf it was a terrible pitch and right in ohtani's wheelhouse

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Date: April 4th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

true. still impressed

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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: Curious nibblets



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Third home run in three games. Lmao indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783356)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Talented claret goal in life

RUDOLPH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783553)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: doobsian gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092328)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

Fuck libs! He just hit a 400+ foot HR to straightaway center!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783381)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

That was 450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783409)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783436)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: high-end plaza organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Magical contagious striped hyena tank

This NOWAG needs a new haircut. His translator too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783405)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

His translator has the Japanese frat shag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783490)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: bateful tripping range gaming laptop

Holy mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783850)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

WHAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783888)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

coming up with bases loaded...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783927)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

Dude wanted no part of him, 4 pitch walk with the bases loaded jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783941)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783945)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

he should get 2 more ABs in this game at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783946)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: bateful tripping range gaming laptop

Getting the Bonds treatment lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35783948)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: doobsian gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083721)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

110 MPH groundout directly to the 1B with 0 out and runners on 2nd and 3rd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784283)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: bateful tripping range gaming laptop

MY EXIT VELOCITY

MY LAUNCH ANGLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784292)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

Smoked that one just right at the fielder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784316)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

GOATani up again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784402)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

disaster of a game for him - made 3 outs in 5 ABs, and only hit ONE HR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784413)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

nice moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784417)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

how long until this guy is DHing every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784450)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

He'll prob always get the day before and after pitching off. Question is whether they'll ever forfeit the dh when he's pitching. The ham fighters used to do this because he was their best hitter by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784457)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

My thought for optimizing him is to maximize his starts in interleague play. Him hitting vs opponent pitcher in an NL park (think... Coors?) is totally unfair. The Angels really do have Babe Ruth.

I think Scoscia is going to get pressured to put him at DH as an every day player until he starts showing signs of fatigue on the mound. What we've seen of him hitting has been too good. Scouts are rating this guy as the best athlete in Major League Baseball. He's not gonna get fatigued at DH - He played way more than this in Japan. He should be batting right after Mike Trout. 3rd, not 8th!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784616)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:05 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

he hit it WAY up into the Angels Stadium waterworks today in center field - it was EASILY a 450 ft+ HR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784646)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:42 AM
Author: Frum galvanic cuck theater stage

sorry to make you proles feel bad about my demonstration of excellence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35784672)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

7 IP, 1 H, 12 Ks. Lmao at ohtani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35793901)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: high-end plaza organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35793926)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Talented claret goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35794948)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Rusted jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35794952)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Razzle zippy stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35794959)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35796487)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Ivory Weed Whacker

will white dorks ever recover from Ohtani?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35796510)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35796523)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: Cerise aromatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35796820)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: doobsian gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083725)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

xo experts discussing Ohtani

https://twitter.com/JimmyTraina/status/983105856387538944

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35795379)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: heady insecure sneaky criminal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35797016)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35798291)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Costumed avocado crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35798316)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Histrionic point prole

Lol at every other pundit being Jewish and didn’t play sports because of allergies and asthma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35798328)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Bases clearing triple

https://streamable.com/ro0kc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35829718)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: bateful tripping range gaming laptop

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35829782)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

11.52 seconds home to third, pretty decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35830558)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: swollen pit crotch

glad to see him kicking ass.

when i watched that 60-minutes piece on him i thought he would for sure be a yuge star.

then in the offseason there was word he had tiny tears in his elbow, and he struggled big-time in the preseason, so i stayed away in my fantasy draft.

but i'm rooting for him to be a monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35829790)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

he's got a UCL sprain apparently but its minor. i dunno how big a deal that is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35829801)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: swollen pit crotch

doesn't sound like a good thing to me. with the way these fireballers nowadays always tear their UCLs and need tommy john surgery, i remain skeptical that any injury to that ligament is only minor. especially a guy who throws as hard as ohtani. then it's out for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35829902)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

he was out most of last year with an ankle injury too. injuries are a concern. hope he holds up to get his huge contract at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35829921)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: swollen pit crotch

indeed. fingers crossed. one of the great things about baseball is the larger-than-life type superstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35829942)



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Date: June 11th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: swollen pit crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36222948)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35844461)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Just took Severino deep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35935840)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Razzle zippy stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35935851)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

hitting .345 now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35985187)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Rusted jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35985191)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Talented claret goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35985289)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

another quality start vs the mariners, picked up the W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#35998741)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

Double and a home run tonight, he's like fourth in the league in slugging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027904)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: vigorous cheese-eating ceo locale

What's his pitching record? Is he in the normal starting rotation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027915)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Magical contagious striped hyena tank

He pitches once a week. His pitching number are solid but could probably be better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027917)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: Stirring pearly kitchen rigor

Currently the Angels don't let him hit the day before or after a start. Is there any real justification for doing that? Seems like a few swings of the bat shouldn't matter that much for recovery and he clearly should be in their hitting rotation as much as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027925)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Magical contagious striped hyena tank

Starting pitchers get incredibly babied nowadays. It’s probably unnecessary but it all seems to be working right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027932)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:57 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

It's not really necessary but they are treating him with kid gloves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027954)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

He's 3-1 in five starts. Had one phenomenal start, three pretty good ones and one awful start where he got pulled with a blister. Seems to be getting better at finding the strike zone as time goes on. He has legit 100 mph fastball speed, but it doesn't have much movement, so not really an out pitch. His splitter is devastating and last outing he showed signs of a good diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027971)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

Also, they are having him pitch once a week because that's what he did in Japan, but there are no pitch counts in Japan. He could throw 160 pitches per start. Here, they don't let him get over 100, so I think they could pitch him more often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027975)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Stirring pearly kitchen rigor

Feasible for him to pitch every five days while hitting on every off day with no breaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027985)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

Think it makes sense to build in some rest. I'd say give him the day before pitching off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36027990)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

forgot to lmao at this obvious bust's 6.1 IP with 11 Ks and 1 ER yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36046582)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Rusted jewess

Lmao at op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36046594)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36046601)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: silver death wish

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36050047)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083541)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 7:22 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

6th dinger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36075512)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Talented claret goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083532)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich

it's astonishing that a baseball thread could turn out worse for a pumo than the "(((yankees))) desperately trying to forcememe aaron judge as a star" thread and yet here we are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083616)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Curious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083649)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Rusted jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083655)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

well judge did lead the league in WAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083709)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: gold exhilarant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083713)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: doobsian gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36083729)



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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Rusted jewess

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36223646)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Rusted jewess

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36752467)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

judge pumo still reigns supreme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36752719)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

7 IP, 1 R, 4H, 8Ks

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092066)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Brought him out for the 8th, 7.2 IP, 2R final line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092197)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: mahogany theatre

is this good or bad? not a baseballmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092225)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Talented claret goal in life

He is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092281)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

You read the op, lmao at ohtani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092288)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich

it's a very good, though not great, line. the fact that he adds value with his bat 3x/wk while putting up solid numbers is what's crazy. top 100 in offensive WAR despite only batting 3x per week - one way to approximate what he's doing is to say that he's basically providing the offensive value of about the 3rd or 4th best hitter on a decent team, but he's only hitting half as often as everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092608)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: mahogany theatre

is 6 HR out of 84 at bats elite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092642)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed center

Very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092680)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich

that's 14 ABs per HR

https://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/at_bats_per_home_run_career.shtml

check out this historical list. it's early in the season, pitchers will find holes in his swing eventually, etc etc, but "very" is indeed tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36093259)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed center

I think they've moved him to 4 days a week unless there's an off day on Thursday. He rests from batting Saturday-Monday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092677)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Scoscia was keeping him out vs some lefties early in the year but it's become apparent that he's the second best hitter on the team so he'll be in everyday besides before and after starts, or when they are playing in an nl park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092779)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: mahogany theatre

LMAO i'm reading more about MLB playoffs and the system is ridiculous. 6 division leaders + 2 more wildcard? the divisions are each so small that you could have shitty teams in and great teams locked out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092697)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed center

The divisions aren't small. What system do you think is better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092711)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: hyperactive aquamarine doctorate

top 12 records overall

it just seems weird that the angels are currently out of the playoffs even though cleveland is barely above .50

that doesn't strike you as LOL? has a team with a losing record ever made to the playoffs because of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36092752)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed center

Don't think so. It's also still early. No different than NFL. Actually better than NFL in that regard since divisions are 5 instead of 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36093169)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: high-end plaza organic girlfriend

162 games but a 1 game playoff between two teams is literally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36093204)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: pungent field

Correct!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36093267)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed center

Well that wasn't your original complaint.

But anyway, "winning" the wildcard shouldn't come with the same reward as wining a division. The 1 game playoff they get to participate in is a gift but also a punishment, if that makes sense.

They should expand divisional series to 7 games though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36093278)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Massive sooty people who are hurt sandwich

right, that's why all the series that matter take 5 or 7 games. if you're going to go by a tiebreaker, why not play an actual game? no system's perfect and it's certainly no worse than flipping a coin, at least playing the sudden death game is fun. it's not like head to head record proves a whole lot when AL east teams play 72 against other AL east teams, meanwhile the AL central is 72 games of retards scuffling personified with nobody above .500 a quarter of the way thru the season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36093319)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: 180 Sable Lay

they should scrap the playoff system altogether. You just need the world series. 162 games is enough to determine a champion on its own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36095418)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: pungent field

cr but good luck convincing the frauds that be to rake in less ca$h

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36095479)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

cr, winning a pennant used to be fucking huge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36095501)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Learning disabled glassy casino blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36095504)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

In baseball this shit tends to balance out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36093275)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Rusted jewess

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/shohei-ohtani-injury-update-ucl-sprain-in-elbow-lands-angels-star-on-the-dl/

Tommy John surgery here we come!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36209112)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36209904)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling station milk

Pedro was on tv a few weeks ago talking about how all the “asia pitchers” fuck uo their elbiws because they over rely on the splitters. MLB hitters are too good so they throw them each pitch and the elbow eventually breaks down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36210221)



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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: swollen pit crotch

lol. the fastball is what is causing the epidemic of torn elbow ligaments, and it is occurring with all pitchers, not just asians.

pitchers now throw their brains out. fastballs are max effort. it puts an incredible repetitive strain on the elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36223469)



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Date: June 11th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: bespoke indian lodge

jfc OP completely vindicated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36222981)



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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Rusted jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36223432)



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Date: June 13th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38386324)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36388295)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

https://streamable.com/kzs0t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36389578)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Rusted jewess

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/angels-shohei-ohtani-likely-headed-for-tommy-john-surgery-after-mri-shows-new-damage-in-elbow/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36752446)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Chocolate sweet tailpipe

MVP MVP MVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36752489)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

He's a decent baseball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36752507)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

4-4 tonight with 2 HRs, a SB and a walk. But he needs Tommy John surgery and won't be able to pitch next year :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36754147)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

AL player of the week bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36785544)



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Date: September 16th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

20th HR bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36817731)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

Game winning home run tonight, #22. Prob gonna win AL ROY. imagine if he wasn't a bust!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#36898314)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Ivory Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#37221189)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 2:05 AM
Author: Curious nibblets

LMAO at the Rookie of the YEar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#37221561)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: doobsian gaping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38164632)



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Date: June 13th, 2019 9:52 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Hit for the cycle tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38386118)



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Date: June 13th, 2019 9:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

Asians done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38386127)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Another 2 HR game. Why didn't this bust try for three?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38466728)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Adventurous smoky garrison faggot firefighter

He literally might be the most talented baseball player ever

Elite hitter and pitcher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38466731)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: red psychic main people

(lib who doesn’t recognize pre-integration stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38466758)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

Might as well have been drafted by the Seahawks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#38466732)



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Date: May 20th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: shimmering national fanboi

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42495824)



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Date: May 20th, 2021 6:11 PM
Author: purple haunted graveyard

shocked by his power at the plate. unfortunately, looks like he's headed towards a second tommy john surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42495864)



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Date: May 20th, 2021 6:18 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

Why do you say that penislicker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42495911)



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Date: May 20th, 2021 6:34 PM
Author: pungent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42495955)



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Date: August 13th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42943046)



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Date: July 2nd, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

Most home runs as batter in season with 10+ games pitched, AL/NL history:

2021 Shohei Ohtani: 30*

1919 Babe Ruth: 29

2018 Shohei Ohtani: 22

*pre-All Star Break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42725543)



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Date: July 2nd, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

lol great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42725553)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 4:55 PM
Author: Curious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42839465)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 4:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Macaca Bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42839469)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 4:58 PM
Author: vivacious chad mexican

Was this Rudolph as op?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42839478)



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Date: July 26th, 2021 4:24 PM
Author: Rusted jewess

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42845288)



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Date: August 13th, 2021 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Windowlicker

Bats leadoff while pitching, with a 1.69 ERA and leads the league in home runs.

LMAO at Angels fans (for real though, for squandering Trout and Ohtani).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42943035)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

LMAO at sub 2 ERA since All Star break and just hit his 40th HR (a no doubter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#42972890)



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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: Curious nibblets

LMAO at the unanimous AL MVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#43467332)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

We can still laugh at Angels fans though, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921599&forum_id=2Elisa#49357526)