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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Lol wow holy shit
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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exhilarant temple kitty
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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adventurous locale
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: frum sapphire mother feces



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle maize senate

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: 180 community account



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask depressive



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Mewling base pozpig

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: impertinent becky

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Razzle maize senate

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: pink beady-eyed internal respiration

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: underhanded buff toaster



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Dashing bipolar jew

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: diverse mad-dog skullcap garrison

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn blood rage philosopher-king

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Lascivious Lavender Quadroon



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn blood rage philosopher-king

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Wine Stock Car

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Home Macaca



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn blood rage philosopher-king

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted ruddy trailer park skinny woman

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984652)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: adventurous locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz twisted crotch

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic shrine wrinkle

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn blood rage philosopher-king

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn blood rage philosopher-king

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: adventurous locale



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz twisted crotch



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Home Macaca

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Dashing bipolar jew

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn blood rage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: irradiated mexican nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984646)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: galvanic nowag

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: geriatric rehab



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: vibrant university place of business

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: trip brindle center dopamine

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: ultramarine twinkling uncleanness state



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: cheese-eating mediation private investor



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: exhilarant temple kitty



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Swollen Fanboi Scourge Upon The Earth

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: pink beady-eyed internal respiration



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: pearl arousing plaza



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: balding resort

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: irradiated mexican nibblets



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Noach



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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