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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
sticky crotch
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Henna goal in life
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
smoky heady theatre associate
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
smoky heady theatre associate
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
smoky heady theatre associate
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Duck-like Orchestra Pit
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Henna goal in life
  08/09/18
Dachshund
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Henna goal in life
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Bisexual bearded laser beams
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
Same.
Swashbuckling Library Coldplay Fan
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
adulterous crackhouse boiling water
  08/09/18
...
wonderful step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
exhilarant startling abode
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
exhilarant startling abode
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
floppy candlestick maker location
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Cerise Confused Senate Knife
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
wonderful step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Soul-stirring place of business university
  08/09/18
...
zombie-like school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
High-end corn cake
  08/09/18
stfu gook
unhinged magical faggot firefighter box office
  08/09/18
...
zombie-like school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Cr
ruby diverse center haunted graveyard
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
High-end corn cake
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
provocative black woman
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Swashbuckling Library Coldplay Fan
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
hyperactive umber set sound barrier
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
shimmering galvanic weed whacker point
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Hideous Fanboi
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
pale exciting address
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Translucent Parlour
  08/09/18
Sick
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
mewling national security agency home
  08/09/18
...
disgusting pit doctorate
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Lemon tanning salon
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
provocative black woman
  08/09/18
...
haunting fluffy rehab striped hyena
  08/09/18
...
Mauve mind-boggling market
  08/09/18
...
Multi-colored Hairless Locus Ladyboy
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
odious hominid
  08/09/18
...
violent razzle-dazzle toaster field
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
High-end corn cake
  08/09/18
interesting
Mauve mind-boggling market
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
orange cerebral stage legal warrant
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Low-t abusive cuckold corner
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Soul-stirring place of business university
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: sticky crotch

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Henna goal in life

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: smoky heady theatre associate

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: smoky heady theatre associate

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: smoky heady theatre associate

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Duck-like Orchestra Pit

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Henna goal in life

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Henna goal in life

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Bisexual bearded laser beams

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Library Coldplay Fan

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: adulterous crackhouse boiling water

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: exhilarant startling abode

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: exhilarant startling abode

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: floppy candlestick maker location

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Cerise Confused Senate Knife

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring place of business university

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: zombie-like school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: High-end corn cake

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: unhinged magical faggot firefighter box office

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: zombie-like school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: ruby diverse center haunted graveyard

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: High-end corn cake

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: provocative black woman

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Library Coldplay Fan

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: hyperactive umber set sound barrier

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: shimmering galvanic weed whacker point

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Hideous Fanboi

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: pale exciting address

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Translucent Parlour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: mewling national security agency home

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: disgusting pit doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Lemon tanning salon

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: provocative black woman

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: haunting fluffy rehab striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored Hairless Locus Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: odious hominid

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: violent razzle-dazzle toaster field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: High-end corn cake

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Mauve mind-boggling market

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: orange cerebral stage legal warrant

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Low-t abusive cuckold corner

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring place of business university

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Elisa#49446165)