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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
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God I fucking hate you
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: lavender exciting sound barrier market



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: diverse claret codepig

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: lavender exciting sound barrier market

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Comical twinkling potus

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Marvelous opaque genital piercing sandwich

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: charismatic parlor



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Sapphire wild business firm headpube



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Excitant Karate



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Aromatic public bath shitlib



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Zippy internal respiration shrine

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded range



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Nubile newt school



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded range



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: hot fighting heaven

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: charismatic parlor



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Curious Saffron Cruise Ship



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: provocative drab kitty hall

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: autistic unhinged hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Sapphire wild business firm headpube



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: diverse claret codepig

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: vivacious windowlicker

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: vivacious windowlicker



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: maniacal toilet seat

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Adventurous chrome kitchen

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: cracking parlour



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: honey-headed macaca

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Bistre Legend Partner

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Appetizing frozen box office



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: cracking parlour

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Thriller antidepressant drug

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Zippy internal respiration shrine

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Marvelous opaque genital piercing sandwich

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: vermilion ape

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: bull headed theater stage ratface



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: maniacal toilet seat

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: transparent lodge



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Awkward Salmon Gay Wizard Doctorate

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Heady Volcanic Crater



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