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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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he’s such a dunce
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Razzle property hominid

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Sapphire outnumbered stag film

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Razzle property hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Zombie-like mood newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Lemon Dysfunction Institution

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: frozen windowlicker nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: onyx piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Saffron area selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: autistic stage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Sinister stead messiness

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Startled Forum Lettuce

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Maroon odious kitty cat azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: frozen windowlicker nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Violent dun genital piercing dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: lake stirring tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: 180 puppy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Sinister stead messiness

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Maroon odious kitty cat azn

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Startled Forum Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Massive state depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Saffron area selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Hairraiser Patrolman Jew

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle flushed corner liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: frozen windowlicker nibblets

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: offensive fear-inspiring new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle flushed corner liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: ebony coffee pot senate

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Pink Naked Hell Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Saffron area selfie

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: flatulent hairy legs

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: wine yarmulke

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: multi-colored irate range corn cake

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: cream queen of the night office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser Patrolman Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: ebony coffee pot senate

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: stimulating locale french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: turquoise school

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia university

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Mustard indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Maroon odious kitty cat azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: gold idiot

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Fragrant Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: turquoise school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: turquoise school

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: arousing ungodly gaming laptop

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Bipolar menage degenerate

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: sooty frisky meetinghouse

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: disgusting weed whacker

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: salmon ticket booth

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: stimulating locale french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: azure market

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Smoky electric mother

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Patrolman Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Massive state depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Saffron area selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Razzle property hominid

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: cream queen of the night office

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: supple casino alpha

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: anal center haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Mischievous Walnut Trailer Park Cuck

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Diverse mental disorder

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: stimulating locale french chef

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Grizzly swashbuckling prole

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Massive state depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: sooty frisky meetinghouse

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: ebony coffee pot senate

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: zippy lascivious box office

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Appetizing thirsty electric furnace location

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle property hominid

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: flatulent hairy legs

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous boltzmann affirmative action

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37915994)