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  07/02/19
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  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
pink menage volcanic crater
  12/20/20
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stirring ebony mexican hunting ground
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
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  08/21/19
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racy rusted persian office
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Brilliant Talented Patrolman Brunch
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Effete fiercely-loyal really tough guy
  08/21/19
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useless misanthropic weed whacker
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Thriller whorehouse pozpig
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Hot tanning salon doctorate
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Effete fiercely-loyal really tough guy
  08/21/19
emergency money
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  08/21/19
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impertinent pearl milk temple
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mustard parlor
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mustard parlor
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You’re poor
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  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
at-the-ready preventive strike
  09/01/19
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impertinent pearl milk temple
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Brilliant Talented Patrolman Brunch
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
useless misanthropic weed whacker
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
milky infuriating gaming laptop
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Onyx kitty cat
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
dark alpha library
  09/10/21
great thread
glittery private investor codepig
  09/10/21
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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stirring ebony mexican hunting ground
  04/10/23
i love men
glittery private investor codepig
  04/10/23
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chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
at-the-ready preventive strike
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
arousing circlehead lay
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: pink menage volcanic crater

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: stirring ebony mexican hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Hot tanning salon doctorate

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: racy rusted persian office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Brilliant Talented Patrolman Brunch

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Effete fiercely-loyal really tough guy

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: useless misanthropic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Thriller whorehouse pozpig

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Hot tanning salon doctorate

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Effete fiercely-loyal really tough guy

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Hot tanning salon doctorate

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: impertinent pearl milk temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: mustard parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: mustard parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Vivacious corn cake hospital

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: at-the-ready preventive strike

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: impertinent pearl milk temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Brilliant Talented Patrolman Brunch

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: useless misanthropic weed whacker

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: milky infuriating gaming laptop

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Onyx kitty cat

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: dark alpha library

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: glittery private investor codepig

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: stirring ebony mexican hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: glittery private investor codepig

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready preventive strike

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: arousing circlehead lay

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: chestnut insane indirect expression fortuitous meteor

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)