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Old lady donates body to science, gets used for military blast testing.

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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part

https://www.kcci.com/article/man-says-mom-s-body-donated-to-science-was-sold-for-military-blast-testing/28565985#

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38915958)



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Trip massive dog poop abode

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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Yapping Bipolar Chapel Round Eye

An Arizona man who donated his mother's body to science in the hopes neurologists could shed new light about Alzheimer's disease made a startling discovery.

Jim Stauffer donated his mother's body to Biological Resource Center after she died from Alzheimer's in 2013, KNXV-TV reported.

But instead of her brain going to neurologists, he learned that Doris Stauffer's body was sold to the military and used in an IED blast test, according to an in-depth Reuters report.

"She was then supposedly strapped in a chair on some sort of apparatus, and a detonation took place underneath her to basically kind of get an idea of what the human body goes through when a vehicle is hit by an IED," Stauffer told the TV station. "

Lol good God. Couldnt the crash test dummies do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38915966)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: black nudist wrinkle

I wanted science, but not this science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38915972)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: aggressive state mental disorder



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Date: October 1st, 2019 11:11 PM
Author: Adulterous charismatic multi-billionaire philosopher-king



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Bearded doctorate sex offender



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 6:07 AM
Author: wonderful crawly potus double fault

I fucking love science but not this science, not with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38917016)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: appetizing alpha lodge

lmao

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: ungodly trailer park



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 10:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful Locus Lettuce



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Rough-skinned beady-eyed keepsake machete



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Date: February 4th, 2020 11:57 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2021 10:50 AM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:21 PM
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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: contagious sandwich haunted graveyard

Am I a bad person for laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38915976)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part

Makes two of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38915980)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Glittery trust fund



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Primrose piazza immigrant

#MeToo

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: electric windowlicker juggernaut



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest multi-colored legal warrant parlour



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering prole parlor



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: gaped goyim

180

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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: Mischievous brass school

lol jfc 180. birdshits are funny people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38915985)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: soggy maize stage

TBF my will explicitly says my remains are to be used for Russian weapons testing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38915989)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: electric windowlicker juggernaut

Your butthole will disqualify the corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916001)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Yapping Bipolar Chapel Round Eye

Then u better donate ur body to a us contractor w underpaid employees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916004)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Jet nursing home

This is exactly how I want my body to be used for science. 180 AF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916003)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Yapping Bipolar Chapel Round Eye

Ur body parts exploded all over the testing room 8:30 am on first day of month.

Scientist: yep, ieds still blow ppl apart. Time to submit report to justify millions spent on this and take off rest of month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916021)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 10:51 AM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready fishy area old irish cottage

no shit. this is real science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916696)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: bull headed jade electric furnace ticket booth

Me too. But right now.

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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:18 PM
Author: Excitant Magenta Digit Ratio Institution

Lmfao wth

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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Mischievous brass school

*peterman's corpse disqualified because underneath already looks like IED went off there *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916035)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:23 PM
Author: naked indian lodge

*military adopts new rubber donut for all soldiers to sit on when traveling in vehicles after Peterman's test proves remarkable*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916041)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: contagious sandwich haunted graveyard

I laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916074)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Violet learning disabled set patrolman



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 8:10 AM
Author: Impertinent hall



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Date: November 4th, 2021 10:51 AM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

now THIS made me laught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#43384936)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: pea-brained chrome roast beef cruise ship

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916043)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged pisswyrm forum



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Pearl chest-beating temple dopamine

*Diogenes demanding that you use his corpse for catapult testing*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916051)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: ivory razzmatazz pervert

“kind of get an idea of what the human body goes through when a vehicle is hit by an IED”

lmao. kind of get an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916054)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Violet learning disabled set patrolman



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:40 PM
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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Mischievous brass school



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: soggy maize stage

The best part is she donated her body and then somebody sold it for a profit. Bitch wasn’t Jew enough to arbitrage that shit herself and let some middleman profit. Very goy tell. Donate nothing. Sell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916070)



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Date: October 2nd, 2019 9:24 AM
Author: useless grizzly home

Where can I do this now?

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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: erotic gay resort

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Date: November 4th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: thriller national security agency

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916072)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: thriller national security agency

According to Reuters, the center's donor consent form asked whether the body could be used on "non-medical projects that could involve exposure to destructive forces e.g. impacts, crashes, ballistic injuries, and blasts."

Stauffer said he ticked "no" on the form.

The Reuters investigation in 2016 said the center cremated one of Doris Stauffer's hands and then sent those ashes to her son. It then sold the rest of her body to a taxpayer-funded U.S. Army research project.

The center sold bodies for $5,893, Reuters reported.

Army officials told Reuters in 2016 that they had not seen the consent forms and had trusted the Biological Resource Center's word, adding that Army policy was to not use bodies if the family had not consented for them to be used for military use.

FBI agents in hazmat suits raid the Biological Research Center in Phoenix, Arizona, in 2014(KPHO-TV via Business Insiderr)

Randy Coates, a civilian engineer who directed the Army's project, told Reuters that bodies in the experiments were not destroyed but that bones were broken. The Army considered using mannequins but could not test the impact of explosions under a vehicle while using them, according to Reuters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916081)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: soggy maize stage

This sounds like a 180 business. Retards give you their corpses and your only expense is refrigeration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&forum_id=2Elisa#38916093)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Mischievous brass school

Korpse 4 Yids!

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful Locus Lettuce



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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Green hyperactive associate

America and Americans are so fuckin greedy

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: at-the-ready fishy area old irish cottage

you've got to hand it to them

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 1:23 AM
Author: Trip massive dog poop abode

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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Talented cream address gay wizard

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Date: October 1st, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: contagious sandwich haunted graveyard

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: stimulating brunch

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: contagious sandwich haunted graveyard

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Topaz international law enforcement agency

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 6:05 AM
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Date: October 3rd, 2019 8:19 AM
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Date: October 2nd, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: lime cerebral business firm

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: lime cerebral business firm

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Date: October 2nd, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Provocative nofapping chad

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Date: October 3rd, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Sepia ratface

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