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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Contagious hominid

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Mewling cruel-hearted bawdyhouse jewess

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: stirring school mexican

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: big-titted fragrant market

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: thriller walnut sanctuary chad

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: drunken french chef

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Mewling cruel-hearted bawdyhouse jewess

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: talking pontificating space

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed juggernaut cumskin

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Razzle cruise ship faggot firefighter

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Wild brass home clown

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Floppy Navy Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Fighting gay wizard

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Free-loading principal's office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: 180 point

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: comical den fortuitous meteor

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: saffron pozpig property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: splenetic scourge upon the earth

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: khaki soggy crotch

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Pale Slippery Field

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: curious ruby university

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: splenetic scourge upon the earth

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Sepia big background story

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Bull Headed Galvanic Water Buffalo

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: khaki soggy crotch

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: appetizing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic striped hyena area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible Spot

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: cobalt supple public bath

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: cobalt supple public bath

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: zippy sooty gaming laptop nursing home

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: hideous range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: cobalt supple public bath



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: hairless onyx twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: 180 point

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: big-titted fragrant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: zippy sooty gaming laptop nursing home

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: titillating international law enforcement agency ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: 180 point

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: spruce mediation ticket booth



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Spectacular Internet-worthy State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed juggernaut cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic striped hyena area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Racy brunch boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Fighting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous site

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Diverse blue shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: doobsian soul-stirring hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Gay candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Fishy Place Of Business

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: hideous range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Scarlet mood address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed juggernaut cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Fighting gay wizard

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: cobalt supple public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: 180 point

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating boyish gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: hideous range

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Diverse blue shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Aquamarine whorehouse pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: misanthropic passionate senate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Irradiated sable center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: vibrant grizzly church building genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: indecent odious community account son of senegal

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating boyish gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Spectacular Internet-worthy State

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: big-titted fragrant market

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Internet-worthy State

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: High-end cerebral piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Vengeful Insanely Creepy Coldplay Fan

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Pit

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Silver exhilarant crackhouse therapy

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Excitant orchid azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac painfully honest lodge doctorate

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea lettuce

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Gay candlestick maker

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic striped hyena area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: abnormal disrespectful yarmulke

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed juggernaut cumskin

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: bearded adventurous people who are hurt hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic striped hyena area

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed juggernaut cumskin

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed church

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous site

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: big-titted fragrant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Emerald wagecucks multi-billionaire

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Fighting gay wizard

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: splenetic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Diverse blue shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Garnet Godawful Sneaky Criminal

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic striped hyena area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: pea-brained casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: cobalt supple public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Silver exhilarant crackhouse therapy

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: big-titted fragrant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: hideous range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: green filthy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: 180 point

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Emerald wagecucks multi-billionaire

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: 180 point

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: zippy sooty gaming laptop nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous site

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: titillating international law enforcement agency ceo

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Emerald wagecucks multi-billionaire

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: titillating international law enforcement agency ceo

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Silver exhilarant crackhouse therapy

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Citrine marketing idea lettuce

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic striped hyena area

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: talking pontificating space

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous site

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: violet stimulating parlor tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: magenta faggotry deer antler

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous site

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: curious ruby university

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: violent tattoo mad-dog skullcap

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: bronze wonderful friendly grandma stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous site

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Excitant orchid azn

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: glittery twinkling elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: out-of-control boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Vengeful Insanely Creepy Coldplay Fan

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: yellow dashing locus death wish

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: 180 point

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: green filthy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346693)