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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Lilac Concupiscible Chapel

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly hot spot fanboi



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: overrated church karate

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: gaped theater scourge upon the earth

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: walnut state macaca

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Mustard out-of-control becky nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: walnut state macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sienna Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Indigo chest-beating halford native



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: mahogany dilemma

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: mahogany dilemma

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Hateful Translucent Pozpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Cerebral idiot



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Rose bawdyhouse

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Burgundy motley plaza

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Excitant rehab

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Balding brilliant step-uncle's house ratface

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Burgundy motley plaza

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall turdskin

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly hot spot fanboi



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: zippy market

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: purple irradiated tanning salon police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Drunken Aromatic Weed Whacker Goal In Life

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Drunken Aromatic Weed Whacker Goal In Life

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Drunken Aromatic Weed Whacker Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Drunken Aromatic Weed Whacker Goal In Life

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Tantric heaven pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: floppy poppy resort degenerate

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: floppy poppy resort degenerate

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: floppy poppy resort degenerate

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated ceo

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: jade heady tattoo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49763415)