Seinfeld episode about smelly pussies
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Date: August 29th, 2021 11:01 PM Author: flickering blue alpha
JERRY: Well how bad can it be?
GEORGE: It's bad Jerry, bad. I was with her last night and almost had to leave the room.
[laughter]
ELAINE: I used to have a smelly pussy.
JERRY: What?
ELAINE: Before we dated.
JERRY: How'd you fix the smell?
ELAINE: You know those Junior Mints you like? Popped one up there.
[laughter]
KRAMER: I like smelly pussies.
JERRY: What do you mean you like smelly pussies?
KRAMER: They keep me spry, Jerry. Spry.
[laughter]
GEORGE: This smelly pussy stuff is killing me, Jerry. Worlds are colliding!
NEWMAN: Did somebody say smelly pussy?
GEORGE: Huh ho!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&forum_id=2Elisa#43030818) |
Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:56 PM Author: Cruel-hearted space clown
>he GAPED me Jerry
>he gaped you?
>wide as the grand canyon
>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
>i can't believe you got gaped
>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters)
>Whats going on?
>Elaine got gaped
>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
>Whats the problem
>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in)
>elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs)
>oh yeah, that's a gape
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&forum_id=2Elisa#47997090) |
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