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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44954050) Date: August 17th, 2022 3:39 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45028669) Date: August 19th, 2022 4:08 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45039399) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:28 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45065236) Date: September 2nd, 2022 2:16 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45110451) Date: September 7th, 2022 10:37 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45134300) Date: September 7th, 2022 10:37 PM Author: Exhilarant Silver Tattoo (on Christmas Eve) 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I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: hateful submissive shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: hateful submissive shrine Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Diverse Salmon Resort Preventive Strike Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: hateful submissive shrine Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49160806) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674421) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: contagious indecent field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43700851) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: razzmatazz doctorate prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515715) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I can't access emails on my iPhone. Sending this out regardless, hopefully not a crapshoot! It occurs to me that the Firm might have scheduled Firmwide server maintenance in light of the holiday?? I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Haunting Reading Party Sneaky Criminal Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Drab Menage you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Drab Menage *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: Drab Menage Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: big pit wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: useless dopamine yarmulke Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: useless dopamine yarmulke Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669244) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Drab Menage co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to recommend him to clients in the future. co-counsel has no idea who you are. and the world keeps spinnin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669252) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669257) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: useless dopamine yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43669273) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: Haunting Reading Party Sneaky Criminal Sorry. That might have been me. 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If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: gold giraffe house "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . 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I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Talented Harsh Therapy Institution lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: Bateful school macaca JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Drab Menage Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: Carmine thriller cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. 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Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: navy balding depressive site Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674404) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: rose wonderful spot mad-dog skullcap Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on Xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670064) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:40 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (Of Counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670072) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670353) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: self-centered cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672571) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674162) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: gold giraffe house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674406) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674435) Date: November 5th, 2024 8:14 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48284989) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:20 PM Author: buck-toothed piazza they're jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670291) Date: December 26th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43679080) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: dashing rusted senate marketing idea Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670744) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:34 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threading/LARPing. I see it as XO's official "Christmas Eve" special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670765) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:37 PM Author: Drab Menage Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven't received word from you in since the early afternoon. Starting to get worried. Please call me ASAP. Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43670775) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:18 PM Author: Bateful school macaca It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last 30 minutes and you have not called me back. It is extremely important that you call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: self-centered cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: histrionic lay trump supporter i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: Drab Menage "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: histrionic lay trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Heady Metal Area Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Carmine thriller cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: gold giraffe house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: useless dopamine yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Fragrant erotic juggernaut mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: razzmatazz doctorate prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Fuchsia filthy church Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: multi-colored voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Theater Stage Codepig XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Drab Menage [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: brass public bath Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" 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Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action !!!!!!! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674454) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674783) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49146075) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:25 PM Author: useless dopamine yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675132) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:32 PM Author: Heady Metal Area Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675659) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:42 PM Author: Carmine thriller cuckold Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678746) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: Mind-boggling locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680463) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: razzmatazz doctorate prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515751) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Mind-boggling locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604398) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: floppy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677863) Date: July 4th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: razzmatazz doctorate prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#46510103) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:59 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674446) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:58 PM Author: buck-toothed piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674785) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:22 PM 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Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: dashing rusted senate marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: gold giraffe house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: Mind-boggling locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: flesh marvelous volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: Mind-boggling locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: aphrodisiac ticket booth really tough guy i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: histrionic lay trump supporter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: Heady Metal Area Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: dashing rusted senate marketing idea This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: gold giraffe house Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Drab Menage it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: Heady Metal Area Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: razzle state "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: Mind-boggling locale 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: razzmatazz doctorate prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: Laughsome Unhinged Rehab Love Of Her Life this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: Electric locus indirect expression Got pulling 500k+ at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681216) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: Laughsome Unhinged Rehab Love Of Her Life indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681223) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Exciting hospital You could save a million dollars after a few years and just go fuck around like Tommy Don’t feel terribly bad for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681324) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house That's not really how it works. Many of these people have families and live in a high COL area. It is entirely plausible that after massive taxes, the house, the massive property taxes, kids, and on and on, he's barely coming out ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: dashing rusted senate marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: citrine library selfie Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: burgundy fantasy-prone corn cake corner 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: jet-lagged mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: arousing space this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: Drab Menage as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: gold giraffe house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: sick sickened twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Diverse Salmon Resort Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: floppy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: Appetizing persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: razzmatazz doctorate prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Bateful school macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! For we have seen the darkness, and overcome it, whether or not Wesley tried to take us down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48279410) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:49 PM Author: sick sickened twinkling uncleanness I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushed back/refused hard on 2 during my last 6 months and am forever grateful that I did so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43692615) Date: January 12th, 2022 1:42 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43772033) Date: January 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43797195) Date: January 18th, 2022 7:32 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43802325) Date: February 13th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#43961642) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:31 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44077243) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:39 PM Author: chrome address Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if there's some more to be done on this matter! Thanks for covering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: Fuchsia filthy church *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: Mind-boggling locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Mind-boggling locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Vibrant startled death wish Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604382) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44604407) Date: June 2nd, 2022 10:36 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44617693) Date: June 4th, 2022 6:03 PM Author: Galvanic toilet seat step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44626336) Date: June 3rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44622173) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:40 PM Author: lilac stirring abode antidepressant drug I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44954297) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:49 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#44954333) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: learning disabled property I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45065245) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:12 AM Author: Electric locus indirect expression Please turn off your out of office email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45067731) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:27 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45072433) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:56 PM Author: Heady Metal Area Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45072604) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:22 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45276232) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:45 AM Author: citrine library selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45642745) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: floppy stage Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: floppy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: razzle state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: bearded elastic band feces Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christmas week or when you don’t find the work interesting. Choose when you want to be fully engaged and give it 12 hour work days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45642921) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Fuchsia filthy church Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45642950) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45643218) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677805) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:33 PM Author: gold giraffe house I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance review, lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45683433) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:46 PM Author: citrine library selfie (Bartleby, the Scrivener) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45643341) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677808) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: floppy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45677868) Date: December 23rd, 2022 2:56 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45680391) Date: December 24th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Drab Menage [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. He'll have to hop on first thing in the morning and bang out some work if he hopes to make it to his family's Christmas party. Wow, has it been a whole year? Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: excitant sapphire idiot nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: Electric locus indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: glittery flirting newt Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690927) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:45 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690932) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: contagious indecent field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690784) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690834) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: frozen base turdskin this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content i have seen from TBF since last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45690831) Date: January 9th, 2023 5:15 AM Author: Bateful school macaca WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am before my flight takes off!!!! Send me what you have now ASAP! and cc' (non-equity partner Putz) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45762685) Date: January 9th, 2023 10:41 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45763283) Date: January 15th, 2023 12:41 PM Author: Bateful school macaca ????!!!!!?????!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45792429) Date: November 21st, 2023 2:16 PM Author: gold giraffe house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47082738) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: zombie-like bronze pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45895174) Date: February 7th, 2023 8:17 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45898436) Date: February 28th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#45995056) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:08 PM Author: nighttime business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206549) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:10 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206558) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: Heady Metal Area Background Story im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206892) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: multi-colored voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47206897) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:00 AM Author: Drab Menage [10am on Christmas Morning and Third Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. He’s made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211192) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: multi-colored voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211197) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:15 AM Author: nighttime business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211241) Date: December 25th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: learning disabled property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211978) Date: December 25th, 2023 5:20 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47212119) Date: December 25th, 2023 6:49 PM Author: Dun crackhouse genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47212329) Date: January 10th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47270799) Date: December 25th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: ocher ceo home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49539255) Date: December 25th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Drab Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#49539580) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Big-titted iridescent old irish cottage JFC, ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47211213) Date: December 28th, 2023 2:43 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47221641) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:06 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47224255) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:11 PM Author: racy sepia place of business Happy New Year’s Eve! I’m sure you’re up waiting for the ball to drop in a few minutes, so please make sure we get a conflict check on the attached new matter & start working on a response. I’ll touch base again tomorrow AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47224266) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:28 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Will do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47234079) Date: January 1st, 2024 12:26 AM Author: ocher ceo home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47235449) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:46 PM Author: Laughsome Unhinged Rehab Love Of Her Life this is less funny now that I'm the partner and actually do need a response by tomorrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47234131) Date: January 1st, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47235396) Date: July 21st, 2024 6:28 AM Author: turquoise disgusting hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47873029) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: Bipolar plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2Elisa#47868621) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:26 PM Author: Chocolate parlour affirmative action Where are we on....everything? 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