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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Emerald quadroon
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Peach bespoke office
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Emerald quadroon
  04/14/22
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disgusting swashbuckling chapel liquid oxygen
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Twinkling halford
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Emerald quadroon
  04/14/22
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Twinkling halford
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
appetizing at-the-ready school
  04/14/22
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fantasy-prone pearl trailer park boistinker
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
flatulent glittery principal's office becky
  04/27/24
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Emerald quadroon
  04/28/22
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Emerald quadroon
  07/04/23
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fantasy-prone pearl trailer park boistinker
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
big-titted famous landscape painting home
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
fragrant sapphire space masturbator
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Emerald quadroon
  04/27/24
?
fragrant sapphire space masturbator
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Emerald quadroon
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
fragrant sapphire space masturbator
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Emerald quadroon
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
fragrant sapphire space masturbator
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
mischievous locus
  04/27/24
Georgia?
fragrant sapphire space masturbator
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
mischievous locus
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
blathering aphrodisiac stead
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Sticky idiotic nursing home background story
  10/14/24
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Lake Pozpig
  04/27/24
180
glassy beady-eyed mother
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
flatulent glittery principal's office becky
  04/27/24
Honk honk
glassy beady-eyed mother
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
mischievous locus
  04/27/24
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wild personal credit line mad cow disease
  04/27/24
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Lake Pozpig
  10/08/24
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transparent karate striped hyena
  10/08/24
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honey-headed frisky plaza
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
violet preventive strike trump supporter
  06/06/24
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sepia balding private investor
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Walnut Native Ratface
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
maize stirring meetinghouse
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Walnut Native Ratface
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
maize stirring meetinghouse
  06/06/24
...
transparent karate striped hyena
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Emerald quadroon
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Emerald quadroon
  09/14/25
...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  03/31/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Peach bespoke office

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: disgusting swashbuckling chapel liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Twinkling halford

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Twinkling halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: appetizing at-the-ready school

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pearl trailer park boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: flatulent glittery principal's office becky

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613739)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Emerald quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pearl trailer park boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: big-titted famous landscape painting home

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire space masturbator

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire space masturbator

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire space masturbator

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire space masturbator

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: mischievous locus

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire space masturbator

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: mischievous locus

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: blathering aphrodisiac stead

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Sticky idiotic nursing home background story

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198616)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Lake Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: flatulent glittery principal's office becky

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

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lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed mother

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: mischievous locus

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: wild personal credit line mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Lake Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: transparent karate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: honey-headed frisky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: violet preventive strike trump supporter

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: sepia balding private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Walnut Native Ratface

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: maize stirring meetinghouse

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Walnut Native Ratface

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: maize stirring meetinghouse

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724661)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: transparent karate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Emerald quadroon

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49784228)