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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
concupiscible alcoholic library
  07/17/22
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useless locale
  07/17/22
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flesh indian lodge new version
  07/17/22
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Embarrassed to the bone garnet goyim
  07/18/22
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concupiscible alcoholic library
  09/29/22
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concupiscible alcoholic library
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Translucent soul-stirring national pisswyrm
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Translucent soul-stirring national pisswyrm
  01/07/23
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Embarrassed to the bone garnet goyim
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
titillating lavender hissy fit kitchen
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
titillating lavender hissy fit kitchen
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
laughsome pearly goal in life school
  03/18/23
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concupiscible alcoholic library
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
titillating lavender hissy fit kitchen
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Cheese-eating school cafeteria
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Poppy stag film
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Ivory Dopamine
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Ivory Dopamine
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Ivory Dopamine
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Aphrodisiac abode legal warrant
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Ivory Dopamine
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Ivory Dopamine
  08/23/24
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Ivory Dopamine
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Ivory Dopamine
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Ivory Dopamine
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Ivory Dopamine
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Godawful Temple Digit Ratio
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
bespoke offensive tattoo garrison
  09/28/24
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concupiscible alcoholic library
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Ivory Dopamine
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Ivory Dopamine
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic library

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: useless locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: flesh indian lodge new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garnet goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Translucent soul-stirring national pisswyrm

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Translucent soul-stirring national pisswyrm

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garnet goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: titillating lavender hissy fit kitchen

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: titillating lavender hissy fit kitchen

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: laughsome pearly goal in life school

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: titillating lavender hissy fit kitchen

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Cheese-eating school cafeteria

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Poppy stag film

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac abode legal warrant

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Ivory Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Godawful Temple Digit Ratio

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: bespoke offensive tattoo garrison

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Ivory Dopamine

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932244)