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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:00 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino I wouldn’t act on it, though.
The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love! |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse I’m smart and don’t leave evidence
>You poasted a screenshot of a hand written and signed letter from Sam Hyde backing up that you had been intimate with him |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 10:40 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino i didn't mention him for years for a reason. i posted that after other people brought him up and accused me of cheating on another man with him, which i never did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940432) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:01 PM Author: pink native knife see you tomorrow gjr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940010) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Aromatic internal respiration I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino Pls cut me slack for my first genuine heartbreak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940013) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:03 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse And Sam and the married guy.
Plus you don't get cut slack for first heartbreak when you massively violate your exes privacy. |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino I never brought up Sam myself. I would have never said anything if I weren’t accused by others who brought him up and accused me of cheating on bp with him, which is ridiculous. Bp mentioned to other users that I dated him at one point and THEY brought him up.
Last year, I vaguely spoke about the other man you referenced but I never produced any identifying details and I never will. Saying that you’ve been with someone anonymous isn’t “kissing and telling.” |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:08 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse You told quite a bit! And it's only a matter of time before those loose lips sink ships. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940035) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino No I didn’t lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940052) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse Yes you did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940053) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:16 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino Nah the incels on here tried to trick me into producing identifying info which was pathetic lol but I purposely made sure the description of the guy could fit like 5,000+ people. Would be zero way in heck to know who someone is from their general job title/marital status. Didn’t even specify the institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940061) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:19 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse Academia in Boston is a small world and I can only assume it's a school you can get to on the Red Line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940070) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:23 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino I’ve never met that person using the red line but I use the red line a lot if it makes sense to get around the city that way as opposed to driving. I have my own car. You guys are shitty detectives and don’t know the first thing about boston (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940080) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:44 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse *crosses off red line*
Let's see here. What about the Green Line? |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:20 PM Author: pink native knife as someone that got outed by simply poasting her high school sport and general area, i would think you'd be the last to underestimate the weaponized autism that happens here. or feel confident to estimate your opsec on not outing people you discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940071) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:21 PM Author: Aromatic internal respiration Yes, this. I personally see doxxing as one of the biggest online sins unless the person is an actual murderer or rapist or whatever so I would not do it but it's not hard to figure out who people are once they post any identifiable information. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940072) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:33 PM Author: pink native knife her irl was floated in the backchannels well before it got poasted to the bort. idk why she didn't scramble her pw at that time. i'm so terrified of being associated with this place i'd run at the first whiff of doxxing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940107) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:29 AM Author: lascivious business firm I think you’re safe, Billy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940910) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:24 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino That’s not how I got outed your Reddit redacted. I didn’t even specify my own school. I spoke too much about my specific accomplishments to some Loser coach who posts here and basically spoonfed my ID to him. Easy to find me because I stupidly made it obvious since not many people have those accomplishments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940083) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:30 PM Author: pink native knife how is that different than what i said? i didn't say specific school, i said general area, which was known pre-outting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940095) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Bateful internet-worthy wagecucks Is this the german guy at Harvard that teaches Python like once a week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48084153) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:05 PM Author: Aromatic internal respiration all crazy women come up with justifications like that babe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940025) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell
>I can think of several times you have kissed and told off the top of my head |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:03 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino You only know one guy I’ve kissed and told abt and that’s bc he’s the reason I regularly poast here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940018) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: pink native knife she's taken a hard, introspective accounting of herself and concluded she's basically perfect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940032) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:22 PM Author: violent piazza shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940078) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 7:36 AM Author: obsidian office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941148) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale Terrible terrible flame schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940033) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:09 PM Author: pink native knife i've called every new gjr moniker flame shtick and then selfies happen. at some point you just have to slide and accept that zozo mental illness defies logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940037) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale I don’t want to get too into this, but those selfies are not of the same person. She’s posted several selfies over the past few months and they are clearly of different people each time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940041) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:12 PM Author: pink native knife if someone is impersonating her this well and poasting doppelganger selfies that's even more mentally ill than i thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940048) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:13 PM Author: Saffron slap-happy ceo I love you, brother, but that's just your autistic prosopagnosia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940050) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:16 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale I’ll repost them later and you can be the judge. It’s clear as day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940062) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:21 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940076) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:28 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino I also didn’t post either of those on this account idiot I have like five accounts So that means nothing as far as whether im an impostor or not |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:30 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale Why did you post photos of at least two different people and say it was you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940094) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:30 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino Those are both the same person lmao but please feel free to believe they’re not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940098) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:31 PM Author: Saffron slap-happy ceo I note that the phone and case are the same.
Looks like the same person to me. The angle is different and she's smiling and made up in one, which makes her look different. Note the shape of her nostril and how it connects to her cheek. Kind of distinctive, and same in both girls. |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:33 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale I have autistic prosopagnosia Still think it’s schtick though |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:43 PM Author: canary flirting senate yarmulke All I see are two enormous, bulging foreheads. What am I looking for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940128) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:44 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino 180. Yeah is it wrong that I have a large cranium?
Since you guys brought up Sam, in his words to me, “More room for storage.” |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:47 PM Author: pink native knife i'm absolutely floored that a man would compliment something a woman is insecure about to get laid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940143) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:48 PM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse Especially coming from a gentleman like Sam
*sound of belt buckle clanking* |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 9:59 AM Author: Bateful internet-worthy wagecucks I don’t need any dude’s money! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48084196) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 7:40 AM Author: obsidian office Lol she's early 30s, no way she is 20s as one poaster thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941156) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 11:33 AM Author: histrionic peach nowag rigpig Great legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942030) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Territorial rehab They're definitely the same. GJR isn't my type - I like massive tits and ass - but she's a damn fine looking woman if you're into that sort of thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942599) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:31 PM Author: Curious preventive strike forum sounds like you don't even want to be a mistress. why would you gloat about being a good one then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940101) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:33 PM Author: Violet fighting step-uncle's house women are attention whores. news at 11. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940106) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 10:39 PM Author: Chartreuse den cr she would be a terrible mistress. but by then the dude is in too deep and he's like whoops, i guess i've fallen in love (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940426) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:14 AM Author: carnelian idea he suggested school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940824) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: impertinent trailer park "The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!"
What the fuck are you even talking about. This is what makes most women bad mistresses, they might be willing to do all that other stuff but they want to be the main woman, for it to be long-term, to be the one that gets doted on for holidays, etc. You might as well say you're the perfect lifeguard except you're quadriplegic. |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 11:03 PM Author: Vermilion pontificating roast beef goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940537) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 10:42 PM Author: Ultramarine Police Squad You have zero self control or self awareness and post every thought that pops into your head on here where your irl is known (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940439) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 10:44 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino i didn't say this had anything to do with my current irl. it's just an observation about myself that i made long ago. it's true. also gjr is a character and no one knows if these posts are actually her or one of her dozen impostors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940446) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 11:12 PM Author: offensive marketing idea international law enforcement agency The devil influences me tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940559) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 11:44 PM Author: Dull library Great list with zero discussion of your sex drive and openness to the kinky shit wifes don’t do
“Haha I’m a good mistress my personality is good and i pay my own bills!” |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 11:47 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino i have an insanely high sex drive but i'm also vanilla af. i don't condone premarital sex but having had sex, i know that normal, non-degenerate sex should be completely exciting on its own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940684) |
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Date: February 15th, 2023 11:54 PM Author: Dull library If you suck dick, don’t ignore his balls, and let him munch your ass you’re ahead of 99% of American wives. You don’t need a sex dungeon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940697) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: Dull library If i just wanted boring sex I wouldn’t need a mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941969) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 11:19 AM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse One shit kill to the OP. She said she was the perfect mistress. Imagine any dude with a mistress hearing her say she's not down for some kinky sex. Definitely NOT a perfect mistress! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941985) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 3:37 AM Author: vengeful tan garrison weed whacker i feel like she (Doobs) and dirte should just fuck like rabbits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940939) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 4:11 AM Author: maize vibrant round eye indian lodge Maybe my sperg side is showing but why not just be a low maintenance wife then? Like find a guy who'll marry you but just visit to bang and occasionally see the kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940948) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: massive disrespectful church no serious man in the marriage market would wife up this bpd whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942601) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:58 PM Author: sticky stimulating point Even the guy she claims "loved her for years" and was going to move cross-country with her reacted with relative ambivalence when she decided to move on. Boner Police also discsrded her after a lengthy test drive. Even Sam Hyde (not exactly a "serious man") opted not to lock it down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45944427) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 4:15 AM Author: contagious travel guidebook gaping Bad thread probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45940952) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit a mistress can go places with the right lover, choose wisely and see ur stock fly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941183) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:35 AM Author: House-broken Prole (Bottom five poster) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941233) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit being ugly, stupid, and a chronic egg-plant fucker (sodomite) is no way to go through life, nurse henry- heal thyself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941242) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:48 AM Author: House-broken Prole (Bottom five poster in board history) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941265) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:50 AM Author: obsidian office Maybe bottom 3, honestly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941272) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:54 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit oh look, another specialist on bottoms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941280) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:24 AM Author: obsidian office Do you think this gradeschool halfhearted attempt at "I know you are, but what am I" level comeback is doing anything other than proving our point?
You are bottom 10% on the board for intelligence and humor, and you routinely poast dreck so bad that even with moniker scrambling, numerous poasters immediately picked up on your moniker change from dcpoast (a cursory search for which reveals dozens of threads with lots of poasts, dedicated exclusively to deriding you for these horrible qualities).
What's more, you're the same bizarre fucking weirdo that spammed resident worthless turboslut tbtp with HUNDREDS of emails over the course of years, all with the same creepy, cloying baby talk.
You're literally disabled, would be a danger to others if you were any less pathetic, and -- worst of all -- you pollute the board with your presence. Kys to solve all of the above. |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:29 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit u show ur ignorance at every turn, good luck with ur unimpressive and unjustified self celebration, low life tough gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941386) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:32 AM Author: obsidian office "low life" you are literally the lowest life form on this bort in every measurable way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941403) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:39 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit (try hard bottom of the board) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941446) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:41 AM Author: obsidian office Don't sign your fucking poasts, go drink some gas and suck start a 10 gauge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941459) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:43 AM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse Haha holy shit. What was his original moniker? She never mentioned this dude to me. He sent her hundreds of emails? Ljfl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941470) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:45 AM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale TBF, his behavior sounds like just another Monday for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941486) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:46 AM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse She does receive a lot of male attention. I wonder what his other monikers are or if she mentioned him. Contrary to bort perception she is loyal in relationships and is not a cheatmo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941500) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:55 AM Author: House-broken Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941286) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:52 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit it's laughable how delusional u speak for the board when u r a total loser and speak strictly for ur pathetic self (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941277) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: House-broken Prole Aren’t you the guy who was stalking the Box? Lmao
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271005&mc=30&forum_id=2
https://imgur.com/y48Io |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit aren't u the piece of shit that gets stuck to the bottom of ur boot when wading in a horse stable? never mind the tiny ignominious things we must endure to riding noble beasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941303) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: House-broken Prole So yes, you stalked the Box? Got it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941305) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:03 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit I already told u I have know idea what or who u are referring, but why should I try to correct a fool? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941314) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:07 AM Author: House-broken Prole Why indeed? You probably should just leave the board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941327) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:09 AM Author: Sable orchestra pit there u go again, nurse henry-- what a fool believes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941330) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:47 AM Author: mentally impaired primrose corner Holy shit. OP reads exactly like a conversation I had with a semi-autistic Harvard STEM post-doc I fucked on tinder once.
And exactly like a different conversation I had with a semi-autistic Yale Med Student I fucked from Craigslist Casual encounters way back in the day.
Both said literally the exact same things. I mean fucking exact same things. |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:49 AM Author: mentally impaired primrose corner I made threads about both of these. Will try to find. Although the latter is probably too old to bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941267) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:17 AM Author: Grizzly institution kitty cat Fine, let's do an experiment, a test run, as it were.
I'm a Boston guy, I visit often. I'm even not hideous. I'm in need of a mistress. I will report back to the board, providing content and allowing you to demonstrate your bona fides.
Are we doing this? |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:19 AM Author: violent piazza shitlib i'm not impressed by your "dude brain" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941355) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:26 AM Author: Mind-boggling Rose Theater Is this an LSAT prompt?
"I keep things super low key and don’t run my mouth/kiss and tell"
"I kind of have a dude brain"
"The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!" |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:44 AM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941480) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:31 AM Author: wine scourge upon the earth liquid oxygen Which attention seeking “femposter” is this? Box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941399) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:33 AM Author: obsidian office GJR lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941409) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:35 AM Author: rusted parlour LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941424) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:38 AM Author: obsidian office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941441) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: Exciting Painfully Honest Dog Poop Heaven I was expecting this to be a "jfc doobs" thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941435) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Laughsome Drab Ticket Booth Son Of Senegal Bummer. Poast more pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941820) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 11:18 AM Author: Comical mewling meetinghouse This seems like projective identification. You've got a high sex drive (masculine), but Catholic guilt about sex, so you project your sex drive onto an imagined guy taking you as a "mistress" to deal with the emotion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941978) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 11:21 AM Author: Marvelous Tank Crackhouse Well said twins, well said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45941991) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 12:39 PM Author: Comical mewling meetinghouse thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942423) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: pink native knife i for one am shocked that someone who constantly complains about people sexualizing her has been making increasingly provocative poasts and selfie drops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942039) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 12:41 PM Author: Comical mewling meetinghouse CR, same pattern -- it's not her poasting lewdly to get attention, it's OTHER people who can't get enough of her. (The reaction formation--histrionic overemphasis on the opposite of the real feeling--gives it away. "They're obsessed!")
Of course, it takes two to tango; there will always be people on bort who will play into this sort of thing. (And anyway, what is called projective identification, like projection generally, is really just a malfunctioning instance of the ordinary machinery that constructs identity -- it would be impossible to communicate without recognizing a kindred form of life in the other, and vice versa.) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:12 PM Author: rusted parlour A “pick me bitch” would never post something like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942546) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: pink native knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45943364) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:58 PM Author: Dull library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45944425) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:20 PM Author: Bronze Irradiated Foreskin Casino CLARIFICATION for the masses: this thread was not intended to imply I’m seeking out such an arrangement or that the description in the OP applies to my current situation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942579) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: rusted parlour Teehee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942586) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:25 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942609) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:40 PM Author: pink native knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45944315) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 9:50 AM Author: Bateful internet-worthy wagecucks those traits:
-a cluster of STIs
-mental illness
-barrenness
-greed
-not being particularly attractive |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 1:21 PM Author: massive disrespectful church "and it doesn't mean i don't suppress my urges"
what, like 40% of them? |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: obsidian office generous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942768) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: Comical mewling meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45942774) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:40 PM Author: pink native knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45944316) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 8:47 PM Author: beady-eyed fanboi locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45944356) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:53 PM Author: Jet-lagged Arousing Deer Antler Stage any ass play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45943050) |
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Date: February 16th, 2023 3:38 PM Author: massive disrespectful church she's Catholic; started doing that younger than fulano did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#45943270) |
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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:09 PM Author: Ultramarine Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#46031672) |
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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:11 PM Author: Sable orchestra pit make ur offer. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#46031680) |
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Date: March 17th, 2023 9:03 PM Author: filthy dashing hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#46066841) |
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Date: March 26th, 2023 2:14 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle fuchsia toilet seat azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#46099428) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 9:48 AM Author: razzmatazz set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48084145) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Bateful internet-worthy wagecucks The downside is that I do want a husband/family and the stability of a serious, long-term relationship. I also do fall in love!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess that really "sux", GJR! oh well
at least when you die alone you can look back and take pride in how much of a whore you are |
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Date: February 6th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: amethyst parlor water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48631068) |
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Date: April 11th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: amethyst parlor water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48838567) |
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Date: April 11th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Aphrodisiac friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48838570) |
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Date: April 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: violent background story Is GJR married yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48838611) |
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Date: April 11th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: amethyst parlor water buffalo to the game, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#48838615) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:25 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#49521068) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5291441&forum_id=2Elisa#49521073) |