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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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I can't say more.
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new poaster, first day?
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitchen

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: 180 point sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: slap-happy vivacious puppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Bossy address

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: vibrant sandwich

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Bonkers Queen Of The Night

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: slap-happy vivacious puppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Flesh self-centered location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Cowardly disturbing love of her life

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Bright house headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy public bath

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: deranged university toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: indecent lettuce theater stage

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: lime shivering parlour

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: pea-brained excitant theatre macaca

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: flushed ladyboy casino

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: arousing sweet tailpipe box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Passionate Rough-skinned Stage Hunting Ground

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: canary degenerate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: saffron market

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: arousing sweet tailpipe box office

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitchen

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: deranged university toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: aggressive halford

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Black Useless Private Investor

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: aggressive halford

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Black Useless Private Investor

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Silver volcanic crater gaping

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: irate church building water buffalo

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Low-t Painfully Honest Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Passionate Rough-skinned Stage Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitchen

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Black Useless Private Investor

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitchen

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: exciting trailer park

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Shimmering people who are hurt

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: slap-happy vivacious puppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz business firm doctorate

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Black Useless Private Investor

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy public bath

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz business firm doctorate

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy public bath

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz business firm doctorate

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: exciting trailer park

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Bossy address

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: exciting trailer park

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: citrine lascivious trust fund

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: lime shivering parlour

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz business firm doctorate

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: citrine lascivious trust fund

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Low-t Painfully Honest Candlestick Maker

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: exhilarant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Low-t Painfully Honest Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Elite Forum Cuckold

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Aqua station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Pearl razzmatazz business firm doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: boyish bronze nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: lime shivering parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: exhilarant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Codepig Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Bright house headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: fragrant lemon legend

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine Deep Police Squad School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Elisa#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
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