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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: saffron garrison

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46660365)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Comical brindle pozpig



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Nofapping submissive filthpig



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: ruddy half-breed hell



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Mustard school cafeteria patrolman



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: swollen khaki library pisswyrm



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: crystalline hall love of her life



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling primrose goyim

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Contagious temple

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: trip therapy dilemma

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46661301)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Obsidian Arousing Feces Keepsake Machete

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Flushed elastic band police squad



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Transparent mildly autistic round eye dragon

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: electric gas station scourge upon the earth

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#46672667)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: dull background story



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: flatulent field

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: saffron garrison

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: low-t 180 degenerate



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Grizzly parlour



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: saffron garrison

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Elisa#48533086)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Smoky clown

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Ungodly Sandwich Whorehouse



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