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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| mischievous bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part | 09/10/24 |
| mischievous bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part | 09/10/24 |
| Concupiscible Plum Office | 09/10/24 |
| Concupiscible Plum Office | 09/10/24 |
| Obsidian bonkers roast beef jap | 09/10/24 |
| Concupiscible Plum Office | 09/10/24 |
| mischievous bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| Concupiscible Plum Office | 09/10/24 |
| mischievous bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part | 09/10/24 |
| Adventurous Elite National Security Agency Hospital | 09/10/24 |
| black church building dog poop | 09/10/24 |
| Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part | 09/10/24 |
| razzle orchid site prole | 09/10/24 |
| Flushed corner main people | 09/10/24 |
| mischievous bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| Wine hairraiser fanboi international law enforcement agency | 10/22/24 |
| Concupiscible Plum Office | 09/10/24 |
| sticky fluffy church quadroon | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Garnet Mind-boggling Codepig Rehab | 10/07/24 |
| Garnet Mind-boggling Codepig Rehab | 10/22/24 |
| Irradiated unholy lay | 10/23/24 |
| mischievous bawdyhouse | 10/23/24 |
| Clear Milk Box Office | 11/26/24 |
| Smoky gas station | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: mischievous bawdyhouse You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: mischievous bawdyhouse No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Concupiscible Plum Office LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Concupiscible Plum Office LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Obsidian bonkers roast beef jap Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Concupiscible Plum Office BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: mischievous bawdyhouse You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Concupiscible Plum Office I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: mischievous bawdyhouse Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Adventurous Elite National Security Agency Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: black church building dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Very tactful school cafeteria party of the first part I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: razzle orchid site prole Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Flushed corner main people Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: mischievous bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Wine hairraiser fanboi international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Concupiscible Plum Office lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: sticky fluffy church quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Garnet Mind-boggling Codepig Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Garnet Mind-boggling Codepig Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Irradiated unholy lay Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: mischievous bawdyhouse OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Clear Milk Box Office The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Smoky gas station 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Elisa#49736580) |