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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM Author: House-broken hospital Fucking assholes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106661) |
Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: Titillating crotch bawdyhouse WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.
Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM Author: House-broken hospital I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106744) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM Author: Titillating crotch bawdyhouse Try this one:
"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."
*pause for two beats*
"And they're still a disaster." |
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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM Author: Vengeful sadistic rehab read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165197) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: maniacal orchestra pit therapy What was your best joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106673) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: House-broken hospital This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106681) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM Author: Plum hairraiser gas station private investor Lol, sounds cringy af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110055) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Irradiated disgusting hissy fit Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48909629) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: aquamarine principal's office famous landscape painting expected OP to be snoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106676) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: Bateful main people plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106680) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM Author: emerald market weed whacker whats the deal with that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106750) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Alcoholic spruce police squad organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48109051) |
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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM Author: vermilion coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165171) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: obsidian philosopher-king set Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48109057) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM Author: fragrant awkward dingle berry headpube This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110078) |
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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM Author: Abusive coral piazza sneaky criminal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165203) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM Author: House-broken hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48468190) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: contagious wild space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48699040) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: Painfully Honest Domesticated Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48855321) |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: pube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#49592052) |