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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
House-broken hospital
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Titillating crotch bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
House-broken hospital
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Titillating crotch bawdyhouse
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Vengeful sadistic rehab
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
maniacal orchestra pit therapy
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
House-broken hospital
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Plum hairraiser gas station private investor
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Irradiated disgusting hissy fit
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
aquamarine principal's office famous landscape painting
  09/18/24
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Bateful main people plaza
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
emerald market weed whacker
  09/18/24
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Alcoholic spruce police squad organic girlfriend
  09/19/24
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vermilion coldplay fan
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
obsidian philosopher-king set
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
fragrant awkward dingle berry headpube
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Abusive coral piazza sneaky criminal
  10/04/24
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House-broken hospital
  12/20/24
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contagious wild space
  02/27/25
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Painfully Honest Domesticated Alpha
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

Fucking assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106661)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Titillating crotch bawdyhouse

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Titillating crotch bawdyhouse

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Vengeful sadistic rehab

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: maniacal orchestra pit therapy

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Plum hairraiser gas station private investor

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Irradiated disgusting hissy fit

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: aquamarine principal's office famous landscape painting

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Bateful main people plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106680)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: emerald market weed whacker

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic spruce police squad organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48109051)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: vermilion coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165171)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: obsidian philosopher-king set

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: fragrant awkward dingle berry headpube

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Abusive coral piazza sneaky criminal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: House-broken hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48468190)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: contagious wild space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48699040)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Domesticated Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48855321)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#49592052)