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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Cerebral peach base Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: plum sex offender university cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Cerebral peach base Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Zippy Headpube which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Offensive heaven selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: awkward bat-shit-crazy milk piazza A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Mischievous school filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: stimulating people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: useless chad faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Razzmatazz flatulent principal's office mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Jet-lagged Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Jet-lagged Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Zippy Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: irradiated effete box office LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Cerebral peach base This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: irradiated effete box office 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Cerebral peach base One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Jet-lagged Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Heady mauve mother internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: olive point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Idiotic puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Bossy ceo deer antler Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Lime fear-inspiring range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: mind-boggling underhanded theater french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Offensive heaven selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: House-broken Mentally Impaired Persian Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: histrionic shrine son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: olive point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: federal balding senate queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: 180 swollen institution rigor Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Cerebral peach base That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: 180 swollen institution rigor Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Cerebral peach base Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: 180 swollen institution rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Thriller Parlour Philosopher-king 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: pungent jew coldplay fan They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: flesh ratface Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Cerebral peach base Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: 180 swollen institution rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: House-broken Mentally Impaired Persian Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Salmon Lettuce Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: marvelous sadistic striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: olive point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: rusted meetinghouse The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Cerebral peach base This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: House-broken Mentally Impaired Persian Property so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: irradiated effete box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Jet-lagged Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Thriller Parlour Philosopher-king heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: exhilarant doobsian location 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: boyish public bath blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Ruddy misunderstood shitlib becky the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Offensive heaven selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: irate spot I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: 180 swollen institution rigor Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Thriller Parlour Philosopher-king that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Mischievous school filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: plum sex offender university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: histrionic shrine son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: boyish public bath blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Jet-lagged Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: olive point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Cerebral peach base Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: House-broken Mentally Impaired Persian Property ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Beady-eyed Learning Disabled Temple Dopamine JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: swashbuckling yarmulke space Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Slate galvanic cruise ship organic girlfriend "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: dashing frisky national security agency 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Cerebral peach base Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: histrionic shrine son of senegal Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48425764) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: Jet-lagged Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: rusted meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#49117690) |