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How ridiculous that “key boards” don’t just go A B C D E F G etc

QWERTY? Lol give me a break. And no one calls this out. W...
Sick maroon parlour
  04/11/25
A dude patented the alphabetic order keyboard so they had to...
twisted dead indian lodge dingle berry
  04/11/25
Wow that’s one of the greatest scoops of all time. Goo...
Sick maroon parlour
  04/11/25
"goldbaum," eh
Fear-inspiring location
  04/11/25
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Abnormal orchid gunner house
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Azure useless step-uncle's house
  04/11/25
slashdot nerds used to fucking love talking about alternativ...
snowy cruise ship milk
  04/11/25
I use this, it's 180. If your job involves using a computer...
Charismatic Autistic Church
  04/11/25
nicely done friend, but most of us are stuck with 20-40 year...
snowy cruise ship milk
  04/11/25
Cr lmao at learning a new keyboard at this age
Sick maroon parlour
  04/11/25
Fair enough, I was a weird kid and learned this when I was a...
Charismatic Autistic Church
  04/11/25
QWERTY is literally designed to be inefficient, because hitt...
Charismatic Autistic Church
  04/11/25
what about the Q?
bronze talking bbw theatre
  04/11/25
? You can type TYPEWRITER with just the top row of a qwerty ...
Charismatic Autistic Church
  04/11/25
Total fraud
Sick maroon parlour
  04/11/25
jfc
Abusive death wish cumskin
  04/11/25
its fraudlies, just like literally everything else in the mo...
Cyan fortuitous meteor
  04/11/25
I looked at my keyboard this morning and burst out laughing ...
Sick maroon parlour
  04/11/25
makes it easier to type "FURK MY ASS, Ashish"
Azure useless step-uncle's house
  04/11/25
wait is this why you can't type fuck? all top two rows?
snowy cruise ship milk
  04/11/25
🤯🤯🤯
Slate godawful genital piercing
  04/12/25
I feel like having it not line up means I don't think of the...
Federal french chef becky
  04/11/25
i thought this would be about pianos with their G#s and what...
Misanthropic gas station
  04/11/25
cr lmao. piano keyboards literally just go ABCDEFG ABCDEFG A...
Fear-inspiring location
  04/12/25
i thought cdefgabc
Burgundy Provocative Rehab Regret
  04/12/25
The reason the dood invented it that way was so that he coul...
aquamarine rambunctious office scourge upon the earth
  04/12/25


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Date: April 11th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Sick maroon parlour

QWERTY?

Lol give me a break. And no one calls this out. We are all getting punkd by these guys ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838084)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: twisted dead indian lodge dingle berry

A dude patented the alphabetic order keyboard so they had to do QWERTY to not pay royalties https://www.nytimes.com/1978/03/15/archives/goldbaum-keyboard-patent.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838089)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Sick maroon parlour

Wow that’s one of the greatest scoops of all time. Good for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838105)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring location

"goldbaum," eh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838178)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Abnormal orchid gunner house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838260)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Comical vengeful incel den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839218)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Azure useless step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839260)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: snowy cruise ship milk

slashdot nerds used to fucking love talking about alternative keyboard layouts, e.g.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_keyboard_layout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838212)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Autistic Church

I use this, it's 180. If your job involves using a computer all day, there's no reason you should be on QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838273)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: snowy cruise ship milk

nicely done friend, but most of us are stuck with 20-40 years of muscle memory from QWERTY bullshit now. it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839056)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Sick maroon parlour

Cr lmao at learning a new keyboard at this age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839217)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Autistic Church

Fair enough, I was a weird kid and learned this when I was a 14 year old shithead. I can switch back to qwerty if I need to but it feels awful. I don't know how you people live like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839259)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Autistic Church

QWERTY is literally designed to be inefficient, because hitting two keys close to each other would jam the typewriter. It was also designed so that TYPEWRITER can be typed using only the top row, which was a sales trick used by the chad typewriter salesman. There is no reason to be using it today unless you are using an actual typewriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48838276)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: bronze talking bbw theatre

what about the Q?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839088)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Autistic Church

? You can type TYPEWRITER with just the top row of a qwerty keyboard. That doesn't mean you need to use every letter in the top row to type TYPEWRITER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839258)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sick maroon parlour

Total fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839216)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Abusive death wish cumskin

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839219)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Cyan fortuitous meteor

its fraudlies, just like literally everything else in the modern world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839221)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Sick maroon parlour

I looked at my keyboard this morning and burst out laughing when I saw the “A” was right next to the “S”…explain that ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839237)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Azure useless step-uncle's house

makes it easier to type "FURK MY ASS, Ashish"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839264)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: snowy cruise ship milk

wait is this why you can't type fuck? all top two rows?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839267)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Slate godawful genital piercing

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48840388)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Federal french chef becky

I feel like having it not line up means I don't think of the keyboard in terms of the alphabet but just in terms of motions and that is actually more efficient than trying to think of a letter in its particular order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839346)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic gas station

i thought this would be about pianos with their G#s and whatnot. you’re right either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839387)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring location

cr lmao. piano keyboards literally just go ABCDEFG ABCDEFG ABCDEFG on repeat and that's it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839702)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: Burgundy Provocative Rehab Regret

i thought cdefgabc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839720)



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Date: April 12th, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: aquamarine rambunctious office scourge upon the earth

The reason the dood invented it that way was so that he could type the whole word "typewriter" using only the top row of keys. It was a marketing gimmick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709173&forum_id=2Elisa#48839704)