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what would you do if you had $0 and just got evicted?

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pontificating business firm
  04/18/25
just start a life of crime at that point society has comp...
Balding Sick Senate
  04/19/25
id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet
cerebral blue coldplay fan
  04/19/25
ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone
pontificating business firm
  04/19/25
depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0. if...
cerebral blue coldplay fan
  04/19/25
assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0
pontificating business firm
  04/19/25
set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the ...
Balding Sick Senate
  04/19/25
how would you get to CA
pontificating business firm
  04/19/25
spange for bus fare
Balding Sick Senate
  04/19/25
homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is ...
cerebral blue coldplay fan
  04/19/25
it's because the people there are dicks
Balding Sick Senate
  04/19/25
Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It'...
Nudist Fortuitous Meteor Turdskin
  04/19/25
first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for wh...
yellow temple partner
  04/19/25
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twinkling seedy parlour
  04/19/25
#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging ag...
yellow temple partner
  04/19/25
how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading ...
cerebral blue coldplay fan
  04/19/25
you have $0
pontificating business firm
  04/19/25
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twinkling seedy parlour
  04/19/25
i think the poor should and do have pride.
cerebral blue coldplay fan
  04/19/25
These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's jus...
Nudist Fortuitous Meteor Turdskin
  04/19/25
I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next...
Mustard Depressive Meetinghouse
  04/19/25
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pontificating business firm
  04/19/25
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
dark love of her life
  04/19/25
Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet....
fragrant house double fault
  04/19/25
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Very Tactful Fluffy Theater Stage
  04/19/25
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dark love of her life
  04/19/25
this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have ...
Flushed institution
  04/19/25
Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to le...
umber floppy skinny woman
  04/19/25
wow lucky
pontificating business firm
  04/19/25
It's not luck. It's being smart
umber floppy skinny woman
  04/19/25
Open Seeking arrangement account
Tripping stead
  04/19/25
get a job?
Hairraiser Electric Furnace Native
  04/19/25
Are you employed, sir?
Very Tactful Fluffy Theater Stage
  04/19/25
Call children “niglets” (tsinah)
Angry base
  04/19/25
move to SE Asia and teach english
180 chrome useless brakes mother
  04/19/25
Biglaw
Submissive center kitty cat
  04/19/25
Work for Salvation Army
bateful rough-skinned indian lodge french chef
  04/19/25
Oh no endless free camping options and benies
fragrant house double fault
  04/19/25
go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get...
big grizzly deer antler prole
  04/19/25
Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda the...
Vivacious cyan stage
  04/19/25
parents, ofs
hyperactive cruise ship
  04/19/25
How has no one said rob CSLG yet?
magical alpha rigor
  04/19/25
MFCR
Metal box office
  04/19/25
uhhhhhhh Chef
Cracking awkward gaming laptop university
  04/19/25
blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronge...
Zippy Heaven
  04/19/25
this all comes down to dependents
Razzle-dazzle copper antidepressant drug volcanic crater
  04/19/25
Go to one of my other houses I guess.
burgundy spectacular menage background story
  04/19/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: pontificating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862046)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Balding Sick Senate

just start a life of crime

at that point society has completely abandoned you to the complete ignominy of shelterlessness and has decided to react to your existence like vermin

the welfare of their stupid pet dogs is more important to them than you going hungry and scared in the wilderness alone

and now it's time for you to make them all pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862056)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: cerebral blue coldplay fan

id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862067)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: pontificating business firm

ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862080)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: cerebral blue coldplay fan

depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0.

if it was just some financial disaster but i was still employable id live in my car and work my way out of it.

if i had no hope for gainful employment id see if i could hack it as a teddy k survivalist type. if that failed the only option would be becoming an outlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862088)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: pontificating business firm

assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862091)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Balding Sick Senate

set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the $25,000,000,000 for the homeless went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862093)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: pontificating business firm

how would you get to CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862094)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Balding Sick Senate

spange for bus fare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862095)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: cerebral blue coldplay fan

homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is because you can't shoot up. there are plenty of resources for people down on their luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862105)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Balding Sick Senate

it's because the people there are dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862110)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Nudist Fortuitous Meteor Turdskin

Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It's low key hilarious that libs go full "No, they're just our friends & neighbors down on their luck" mode when the homeless themselves know how dangerous some of the population is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863286)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: yellow temple partner

first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for whatever scraps you can get. medicare, food stamps, state or locality-specific handouts, etc. and i mean as soon as those offices open for business, if not right now via websites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: twinkling seedy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862108)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: yellow temple partner

#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging aggressively or effectively enough. i don't mean from family members (which is kind of gauche at best), but from the system, from strangers via crowdfunding, even via reddit. if you can craft a little narrative about yourself, you are basically selling a story in exchange for alms. do that. don't NOT do it out of misplaced pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862113)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:45 AM
Author: cerebral blue coldplay fan

how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading people for donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862129)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: pontificating business firm

you have $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862136)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: twinkling seedy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862137)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: cerebral blue coldplay fan

i think the poor should and do have pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862889)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Nudist Fortuitous Meteor Turdskin

These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's just that they're mostly used by retards. A chill xo bro who just wanted to game the system would be on disability for his """disability""" pretty quickly and rolling in neetbux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863054)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: Mustard Depressive Meetinghouse

I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next month, idk how people end up homeless, wtf are they hanging on to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862134)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: pontificating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862866)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: dark love of her life

Sleep with a man for a little bit of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862869)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: fragrant house double fault

Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863083)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Very Tactful Fluffy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863490)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: dark love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863645)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Flushed institution

this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have literally zero dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863608)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: umber floppy skinny woman

Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to let me stay with them for a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862871)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: pontificating business firm

wow lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862876)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: umber floppy skinny woman

It's not luck. It's being smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862886)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Tripping stead

Open Seeking arrangement account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862872)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser Electric Furnace Native

get a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862888)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Very Tactful Fluffy Theater Stage

Are you employed, sir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863495)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Angry base

Call children “niglets” (tsinah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862892)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: 180 chrome useless brakes mother

move to SE Asia and teach english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863051)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Submissive center kitty cat

Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863055)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: bateful rough-skinned indian lodge french chef

Work for Salvation Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863086)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: fragrant house double fault

Oh no endless free camping options and benies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863089)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: big grizzly deer antler prole

go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get a job at that point but id try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863096)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Vivacious cyan stage

Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda then sell it to a dumbass college kid at a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: hyperactive cruise ship

parents, ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863167)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: magical alpha rigor

How has no one said rob CSLG yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863293)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Metal box office

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863487)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Cracking awkward gaming laptop university

uhhhhhhh

Chef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863387)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Zippy Heaven

blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronged me or fucked me over (employer that laid me off, landlord who had evicted me, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863477)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle copper antidepressant drug volcanic crater

this all comes down to dependents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863502)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: burgundy spectacular menage background story

Go to one of my other houses I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863509)