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Rate this 35 y/o female nurse caught having sex w/ 15 y/o stepson

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-v...
hateful yellow piazza
  05/05/25
What if Islam is right?
Trip son of senegal gas station
  05/05/25
Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualify...
silver stirring codepig
  05/05/25
WTF is that disaster on her stomach?
Stimulating tan hominid queen of the night
  05/05/25
What do you think is going on below it?
fear-inspiring police squad
  06/22/25
her earholes are disgusting 🤮
Very tactful site milk
  05/05/25
Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.
vigorous pontificating persian
  05/05/25
She has meth face
Electric lake jap brethren
  05/05/25
I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com...
Appetizing Obsidian Chad Round Eye
  05/05/25
“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT&rsqu...
twinkling soggy lodge
  05/05/25
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insane cerise indian lodge
  05/05/25
"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."...
multi-colored know-it-all degenerate
  05/05/25
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fishy cheese-eating trust fund striped hyena
  05/05/25
you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.
fishy cheese-eating trust fund striped hyena
  05/05/25
We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"
fragrant karate
  05/05/25
classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she woul...
stubborn well-lubricated mother alpha
  05/05/25
If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurs...
Fiercely-loyal Brindle Mental Disorder Shitlib
  05/05/25
Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction ...
stubborn well-lubricated mother alpha
  05/05/25
Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this
Ebony sinister den
  05/05/25
Poast moniker synergy
Diverse mexican
  05/05/25
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Appetizing Obsidian Chad Round Eye
  05/05/25
In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like...
Diverse mexican
  05/05/25
Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP
insane cerise indian lodge
  05/05/25
Link?
Diverse mexican
  05/05/25
You just edited your post.
insane cerise indian lodge
  05/05/25
Link?
Diverse mexican
  05/05/25
And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von
insane cerise indian lodge
  05/05/25
(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)
embarrassed to the bone rigor
  05/05/25
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Diverse mexican
  05/05/25
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talented public bath roommate
  05/05/25
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aromatic puce cuckold
  05/05/25
It's a middle name
Diverse mexican
  05/05/25
Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann
Diverse mexican
  05/05/25
lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlo...
embarrassed to the bone rigor
  05/05/25
? this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is je...
insane cerise indian lodge
  05/05/25
Hey buddy we have one rule here.
talented public bath roommate
  05/05/25
im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why
embarrassed to the bone rigor
  05/05/25
That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re al...
talented public bath roommate
  05/05/25
Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant h...
drunken provocative office
  05/05/25
lol, 180 genius if he made those parts up But it also sou...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/24/26
even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old sti...
aromatic puce cuckold
  05/05/25
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis...
at-the-ready organic girlfriend
  05/05/25
This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the po...
Glittery nubile casino multi-billionaire
  05/05/25
shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh
Orchid boyish cumskin
  05/05/25
180
Appetizing Obsidian Chad Round Eye
  05/08/25
jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much &q...
chartreuse odious trailer park crotch
  05/08/25
Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, ...
jade charismatic heaven
  06/18/25
DEFINITELY bro
jade charismatic heaven
  06/18/25
MUH WHITE CULTURE http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
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nyuug
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nyuug
  04/23/26
would
misunderstood therapy
  06/22/25
> The teen was also blamed by several relatives, includin...
oomox
  04/23/26
cumskins arent pedophiles
nyuug
  04/23/26
Cumskins are disproportionately pedophiles IME
oomox
  04/23/26
wrongo! nyuug cant find a SINGLE case of a cumskin pedophile...
nyuug
  04/23/26
"Three months later, the teen was assured his father wa...
chilmata
  04/24/26
crazy eyes, FTW!
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  04/24/26
like his father’s penis with younger skin tp
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  04/24/26


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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: hateful yellow piazza

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-von-yates-revolting-excuse-to-husband-for-having-sex-with-teen-stepson/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904304)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Trip son of senegal gas station

What if Islam is right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904309)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: silver stirring codepig

Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualifying tats: https://www.ocala-news.com/wp-content/uploads/placid-social-images/f5aa56a49fbb2d03ae7effa451ac9749.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904347)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Stimulating tan hominid queen of the night

WTF is that disaster on her stomach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring police squad

What do you think is going on below it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Very tactful site milk

her earholes are disgusting 🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904575)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: vigorous pontificating persian

Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904661)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Electric lake jap brethren

She has meth face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905745)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Obsidian Chad Round Eye

I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904358)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: twinkling soggy lodge

“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904407)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: insane cerise indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all degenerate

"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904651)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: fishy cheese-eating trust fund striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: fishy cheese-eating trust fund striped hyena

you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904664)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: fragrant karate

We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904421)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: stubborn well-lubricated mother alpha

classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she would’ve been arrested down the line for conspiring to murder her boyfriend’s ex-wife or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904430)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Brindle Mental Disorder Shitlib

If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurses in a warehouse would they ever have sex iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904572)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: stubborn well-lubricated mother alpha

Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction agreed upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904581)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Ebony sinister den

Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904576)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Diverse mexican

Poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904590)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Obsidian Chad Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905731)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Diverse mexican

In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like Feinstein

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/www-facebook-com-alexis-vonrodenstein-103562890.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904582)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: insane cerise indian lodge

Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904586)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Diverse mexican

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904588)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: insane cerise indian lodge

You just edited your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904591)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Diverse mexican

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904639)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: insane cerise indian lodge

And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904593)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rigor

(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Diverse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904640)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: talented public bath roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904646)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: aromatic puce cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905763)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Diverse mexican

It's a middle name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904638)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Diverse mexican

Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904644)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rigor

lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlow pedo jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904615)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: insane cerise indian lodge

?

this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is jewish. rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904622)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: talented public bath roommate

Hey buddy we have one rule here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904649)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rigor

im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904653)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: talented public bath roommate

That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re all in this together. Just one big community making sure jewish lawyers never face any sort of consequence from their (often pedophilic) criminality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: drunken provocative office

Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant help but notice this is a near verbatim repeat of a story told by a 15yo teenage boy. All good, teenage boys are known for being honest about these things.

"“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops."

And

"Von Yates then commented on the teen’s ability, [while talking to said teen's dad, within hearing of said teen] giving him a seven out of 10 before saying he “had been around the block.”

#believeallvictims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905634)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

lol, 180 genius if he made those parts up

But it also sounds like retarded things women would say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49839147)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: aromatic puce cuckold

even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old still lucky. Dad musta been pissed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905767)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: at-the-ready organic girlfriend

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis-von-yates-seen-undated-103588440.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48906157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Glittery nubile casino multi-billionaire

This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the police report lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907035)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Orchid boyish cumskin

shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907138)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: Appetizing Obsidian Chad Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912805)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: chartreuse odious trailer park crotch

jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much "stepmother/stepson" porn is out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912824)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven

Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, but thanks for playing stupid racist gooktard

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2641279&forum_id=2#48732088

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030249)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven

DEFINITELY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030266)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven

MUH WHITE CULTURE

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838604&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033262)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033386)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041049)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49044799)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49049876)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49052306)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49059257)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49071190)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49077743)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49084441)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681333)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681353)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681597)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: jade charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49697615)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837949)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49838950)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: misunderstood therapy

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041282)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: oomox

> The teen was also blamed by several relatives, including his father, who called the boy’s grandfather, threatening to “strangle (his son) then kill himself,” the affidavit read.

That's heartbreaking. Maybe blame your pedophile wife and not a literal child?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837961)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: nyuug

cumskins arent pedophiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837969)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: oomox

Cumskins are disproportionately pedophiles IME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49837974)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: nyuug

wrongo! nyuug cant find a SINGLE case of a cumskin pedophile. cumskins, OTOH, bump trillions of threads highlighting instances of pedo korean teachers fucking their underage students!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49838951)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:02 AM
Author: chilmata

"Three months later, the teen was assured his father was on his side, would testify against von Yates and no longer wanted to live with her.

The father failed to define his relationship with his wife, describing it as “complicated,” the report stated."

"He reminded me of you, you're so hot honey and you know how horny I get when I'm on my period. [Purrrrr] I'm gonna fuck you so hard when I get out of prison . . ." she allegedly told the father in a telephone conversation recorded by the county jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49839053)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 5:43 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

crazy eyes, FTW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49839123)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

like his father’s penis with younger skin tp

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