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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Arrogant Saffron Indian Lodge
  05/20/25
Never played it
Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
violent iridescent bawdyhouse party of the first part
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard
  05/20/25
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Passionate pit
  10/24/25
wario land
olive frum school
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
ungodly water buffalo
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard
  05/20/25
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Passionate pit
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
brindle electric furnace
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard
  10/23/25
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Passionate pit
  10/23/25
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Dashing cyan area pistol
  10/23/25
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Passionate pit
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
Mentally impaired floppy lay
  10/23/25
Jesus
Arrogant Saffron Indian Lodge
  10/23/25
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Passionate pit
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Arrogant Saffron Indian Lodge
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant
  10/25/25
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Passionate pit
  10/25/25
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Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant
  10/25/25
180
Passionate pit
  10/25/25
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Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard
  10/25/25
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Passionate pit
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Arrogant Saffron Indian Lodge

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: violent iridescent bawdyhouse party of the first part

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Passionate pit



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: olive frum school

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: ungodly water buffalo

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard

Yeah that was engagement bait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#48949455)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Passionate pit



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: brindle electric furnace

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49369974)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Passionate pit



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Dashing cyan area pistol



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Passionate pit



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired floppy lay

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Arrogant Saffron Indian Lodge

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Passionate pit



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374858)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Arrogant Saffron Indian Lodge

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Passionate pit



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Legal Warrant

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Passionate pit

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Khaki Cocky Goyim Haunted Graveyard



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Passionate pit



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2Elisa#50093422)